Chapter 0018 - Picked up by a beautiful woman and brought home

"Bastard, if you are touching around, the old lady will still be on the road for you, do you believe it or not?" Wang Yunyao opened it with her hand, and I put the dog paw on her chest, and said viciously.

"Don't be so fierce, I'm also a seriously injured patient!" I pretended to be very weak and said very aggrieved.

"The! Why didn't I kill you? I just owe it, it's okay to go downstairs and buy something," Wang Yunyao puffed out her cheeks and said angrily.

"What do you buy?" The fire of gossip in me is burning.

"Sanitary napkins!! What's the matter, what's wrong with you? Isn't it a disappointment? Wang Yunyao seemed to be able to see through my heart and said bluntly.

"You're so rude" I was a little speechless, a little disappointed in my heart.

"That woman doesn't use sanitary napkins, what's there to be rude! I don't believe what I'm saying, what could be dirtier than what your head thinks? Wang Yunyao glanced at me and said disdainfully.

"How do you know what I'm thinking?" I asked, feigning surprise.

"Cut, men are all virtuous, and if there is no good thing, they should all be shot!" Wang Yunyao is a little cynical.

"Have you been abandoned by that man? How can you kill them all with one stick? I asked weakly.

"Get out, don't ink, annoy me, I'll kick you!" Wang Yunyao has been teased by me, on the verge of madness.

I looked at her, I didn't dare to speak casually, I could only continue to pretend to be dead, lying on my shoulder, I could smell a faint smell of perfume, which made me goosebumps, it smelled very good, very fragrant!

We stumbled, and finally came to the community we had just come, Wang Yunyao was a little thin, it was very difficult to support me, the snow-white forehead, fine beads of sweat had appeared, although I was shameless, but I couldn't bear to destroy my future daughter-in-law like this.

"I'll hold on to the handrail, come by yourself, you're in trouble, don't get it, it's not good to have a big hemorrhage or something!" Wang Yunyao's brows stretched in the first half of the sentence, and the second half of the sentence directly ushered in a fierce kick, and I almost died forever in pain, this time it was really not pretending.

"That's it!! I obeyed, I was wrong, stop! I'm going to report it, I'm going to report it, and I'm going to do it! I said incoherently.

"When you're chatting with me, you're being cheap, I'll kick you to death?" Wang Yunyao crossed her waist, looking like a queen.

"Yes, you deserve to be dumped like this, it's so vicious!" I looked at her and began to learn from Wang Mumu, like a shrew, and began to curse the street.

"Mother, I'm willing, whether you can go or not, don't go!" After speaking, Wang Yunyao took the lead and walked upstairs.

Looking at her twisting little ass, I wickedly stretched out my middle finger, and then followed her upstairs.

The house she rented was on the third floor, and when I walked to the third floor, I was about to fall apart, and my whole body was so painful that I was almost soaked in sweat.

"Are you alright? Or I'll help you! Wang Yunyao looked at me with a pale face, but still said with concern.

"It's okay, manly man, this little injury, it's a hair, you can't die, open the door!" I almost gritted my teeth and said it, not to mention how tough a guy he was.

Wang Yunyao took out the key, opened the door, and made a gesture of please, "Come in, the house is a little messy, I haven't cleaned it for a few days!" ”

I limped into the house, looked around, and said in my heart, this is messy, you didn't see our bedroom, and with the smell of Wang Mumu's socks, you definitely jumped from the stairs.

Wang Yunyao rented a house, is a living room and a room, a door is a large living room, the living room decoration is not bad, the furniture is readily available, and most of them are new, the most exaggerated is in the living room, there is a small bar, there is a wine cabinet in the back, the red wine on it is obviously newly put up, there is no dust at all, it is obvious that the owner of this house is a person with a strong petty bourgeois atmosphere, so he rushed to the decoration of this house, and he couldn't rent it at all without 2500 a month, but he didn't expect Wang Yunyao, a fierce woman, to be quite rich.

"All these appliances are in the house?" I pointed to the refrigerator, the TV and other appliances and said slowly.

"It's neither, I threw away the old ones, these are all new ones!" Wang Yunyao poured me a glass of water and said indifferently.

"You're such a loser," I said, a little speechless.

"The place to live, of course, should be cleaner, and I will never use the things that others have used!" Wang Yunyao took off her coat and helped me sit on the sofa.

"You can't be so men, right? Disposal of the object is not considered? I asked with a little drumming in my heart.

"Depending on the situation, if there is no substantive relationship, there is no problem!" Wang Yunyao glanced at me and said slowly.

"What is a substantial relationship!" I asked knowingly.

", are you bothered, what do you want to say?" Wang Yunyao is starting to go crazy again.

"Nothing!" As soon as I finished speaking, I began to undress, first my coat, then my thick T-shirt.

"What are you going to do??" Wang Yunyao was frightened by my move, stepped back, and grabbed her small bag containing a large nail clippers.

"I'm covered in wounds, and my body hurts from wearing clothes, can I take it off?" I rolled my eyes and said with some puffiness.

"Oh, your clothes are dirty, go to the bathroom and take them off, and throw them all away!" Wang Yunyao frowned and said urgically.

"I'm in pain!" I started playing dead again.

"Bastard, old lady, I really regret picking you up!" Wang Yunyao let out a sigh of relief, calmed down the anger of her little heart, and helplessly helped me to the bathroom.

I didn't make excessive demands, I was really afraid that she would stab me, I went into the bathroom, I sat on the toilet, took off the clothes on my body with difficulty, and relaxed for a while, I looked at the knife on my arm, and saw that only a little blood was pulled out, and the sutures were not broken, and I was relieved, and I wrapped the gauze again.

I let go of a little water, felt it with my hands, and found that there was just hot water, so I found a plastic bag, wrapped it around the wound on my arm, hummed a little song, and took a shower in a happy mood.

After taking a shower, the problem came, I found that I didn't wear any clothes at all, I couldn't go out bare-chested, that would definitely kill me, I looked at the bathroom, and found a set of women's pajamas on the hanger.

"Damn, it's better than nothing, wear this, go out and do as many kicks as you want, if you don't wear anything, then I'll have to spend the rest of the night in the morgue!" Yes, brother is ready to be perverted, not everyone has the opportunity, wearing crushes' close-fitting pajamas, I always enlighten myself like this.