It was past eleven o'clock after picking the strawberries, and we paid and left. We didn't turn around, the road was too narrow. Go straight ahead, because I know that the front can be detoured. At the entrance of the village, there are two restaurants and a few selling cool skins and frogfish. When Li Mingzhu saw the seller, he was a little embarrassed and said, "I'm hungry again, let's eat a bowl of cold skin and leave." ”

I parked my car in front of the restaurant and looked inside, and there were still a few people eating inside. Seeing that the dishes should be good, he said to Li Mingzhu: "Let's stir-fry here and eat, I think it's too dirty outside." ”

Li Mingzhu didn't say anything, but also came in, glanced at the table, and said, "I just want to eat that big plate of chicken." ”

I called the boss: "Boss, have a big plate of chicken." ”

The boss came to me and asked, "Do you want a hundred, or fifty?" ”

I didn't care much about the money, and I couldn't look too stingy in front of women, so I said, "Of course, it's expensive, it's big." "The boss wanted to say something, but he didn't say it, and went into the kitchen.

Li Mingzhu and I sat down, and I ran to the kitchen again and ordered two stir-fried dishes. These two dishes came up quickly, but our chicken never arrived. Li Mingzhu just wanted to eat a large plate of chicken, so he was in a hurry, and asked again after a while. Finally, our chickens came up, and it was a small plate.

Before I could say anything, Li Mingzhu was angry: "Boss, we want a big plate of chicken, why did you give us a small plate." ”

I suspect that the boss will look at us for a while, and then ask, and it will be annoying. The boss ignored us and came out of the kitchen. He took a large plate, put it on our table, and said, "You want a large plate, don't you?" "Pour the chicken directly from the small plate to the large plate.

The boss pushed the large plate into the middle of the table: "Your big plate of chicken." Li Mingzhu was stunned.

I stood up suddenly: "What do you mean?" Bullying people, right, Lao Tzu is not a foreigner. ”

The boss looked like he was ignoring: "Who said that you are a foreigner, you want a big plate, I will give you a big plate." ”

I was about to rush out, but Li Mingzhu grabbed me and said, "Go." Let's not eat it. ”

I was still glaring, I heard a noise, and there were a lot of people gathered around the door. Li Mingzhu pulled me. I just don't go out, I look like I'm rushing forward. At this time, a man about fifty years old squeezed in and asked, "Fourth, what's the matter?" ”

I thought it was called me. Just about to answer. I heard the boss say politely: "Branch secretary, it's nothing, it's just that he wants to change the plate, so I'll change it for him." ”

The branch secretary waved his hand: "You can do it, you make trouble every day, can you still do business?" ”

Then the secretary asked me, "Young man, what's the matter?" ”

I tilted my head and asked him, "What are you doing?" It's okay to stay away, don't break the blood. The secretary smiled. Didn't speak.

Li Mingzhu pulled me and said to the branch secretary: "We want a big plate of chicken, and he will give us a small plate." Then as soon as we spoke of him, he took a large plate and poured it inside. ”

The book looked at our food, smiled, walked up to the restaurant owner, kicked the restaurant owner in the ass, and said, "You bear child, do business, why don't you explain it to people well." ”

Li Mingzhu still muttered in his mouth: "We watched others eat a big plate, but gave us a small plate." ”

The owner of the restaurant muttered: "Explain a fart, you can earn her a few dollars, it's not annoying enough." ”

Although I was also a little annoyed by Li Mingzhu's chatter just now, I was definitely looking at her now, so I pointed at the boss: "What do you mean kid, um." "It's about to break away from Li Mingzhu and rush forward.

The book came up to me, patted me on the shoulder, and said, "Young man, if you are careful, you will find that your small plate is different from the big plate of chickens." You're a jungler, how big is one, they're broilers, big and cheap. ”

I looked at the plate, and indeed, there was basically no fat on the chicken, and the skin of the chicken was white and translucent, and this chicken should be good.

The branch secretary walked to our table and said to us: "In this way, I am in charge, today's meal, Xiaosi is invited, you can eat, don't settle the bill." ”

I lifted my legs and walked out, saying, "Who rarely eats his meal?" Instead, Li Mingzhu pulled me and pleaded: "I'm hungry, let's eat here." ”

I saw that many people were still watching, and I thought that it was a bit obvious that I was afraid to leave now, so I sat down, picked up chopsticks, and put a piece of chicken in my mouth.

The taste is really good, Li Mingzhu took a bite, his eyes were about to pop out, and he nodded: "It's delicious, it's delicious!" ”

My eyes widened, and I whispered, "You keep quiet, it's like you've never eaten in your life." ”

Li Mingzhu also muttered: "Is it really delicious?" ”

Everyone asked the branch secretary to drive them away, and the branch secretary explained: "Little four, don't collect money." "Gone too.

I ate a few pieces, and seeing that Li Mingzhu was so addicted, I put down my chopsticks. I walked towards the boss, Li Mingzhu was so frightened that she quickly put down her chopsticks and ran towards me, I helped her back with a smile and said, "It's okay, I'm just chatting with that kid." ”

The boss also walked up to me, and I smiled: "You guys are in business, do you have such a temper?" ”

The boss looked at me: "That's how I am, don't you think it's a little too annoying yourself?" It's always noisy and noisy. ”

I pointed to the boss: "Okay, you kid, kill two chickens for me, I'll take them away." ”

The boss looked at me disdainfully: "Our store will not do your business in the future, you can eat it for nothing today, and leave quickly after eating." ”

I smiled, leaned close to his face and said, "Look, am I like an idiot, I'll come to your shop every day in the future." ”

Li Mingzhu saw that we couldn't fight, so she ignored us, let her finish a plate of chicken, and then walked to the bar: "Calculate for us, how much is it in total." ”

The boss said loudly: "I said, I don't want your money." I will not say that you eat for nothing, or else I will scold you. ”

I looked at the menu on the wall, did the math, threw it on the counter for a hundred and twenty dollars, and said, "Don't care if I'm an idiot or not, I'll come here often in the future." ”

The boss went to the bar to get the money, and Li Mingzhu pulled me out. When I got to the car, as soon as I started, Li Mingzhu said: "What do you talk to him, we will give him money when we come, in fact, he is doing really well." "I saw in the rearview mirror that the boss had come out with the money in his hand.

I took Li Mingzhu to the bank and withdrew another 100,000 yuan to Li Mingzhu. Li Mingzhu didn't refuse, so he said: "If you don't need it, I'll give it to you later." ”

I wasn't polite, so I said, "Okay, let's put you there first, don't be embarrassed by the time." ”

It was really difficult, and I found that these people couldn't cure me either, but more and more people would see jokes later. While I was thinking at home, it occurred to me that there was a man, Hnan's demi-immortal, and I should go to him, and he might be able to help me.

When I was about to go out, Mr. Zhang called me: "Yuan Kun, do you have time next Wednesday?" ”

I thought I was going to drink, so I pushed: "Mr. Zhang, I have to go on a business trip, and I may not be able to come back by then." ”

Mr. Zhang hesitated for a moment and said, "Try to come back as much as possible, when the time comes, I really can't find someone too suitable, you can call me when you come back." ”

I found a landline phone and called Mr. Deng: "Mr. Deng, I'm Yuankun, next week, Mr. Zhang seems to have an event there." ”

Teacher Deng directly reprimanded me: "Don't ask in the future, don't report to me, do whatever you have to do, and when you need to come out, I will find you." ”

What do I mean that I am just a latent and indefinite being?

When I arrived at the Smoke Hotel, Li Shiqing's father and daughter were there, and I saw that Li Mingzhu was eating again. When Li Shiqing didn't pay attention, I reached out and touched Li Mingzhu's waist, obviously feeling a little thicker.

I said to Li Shiqing, "Dad, I'm going back to your hometown, do you have anything to bring?" ”

Li Shiqing thought about it: "Whatever is there, you can basically buy it here." The point is that you don't understand, or let you bring some Chinese medicine, which is very good. ”

I looked at Li Mingzhu, and Li Mingzhu looked at me and said, "I don't have anything to bring." ”

I politely said, "If you don't get pregnant, I'll take you there." ”

Li Mingzhu didn't know who to learn from: "Cut, Brother Xinchun, you can get eternal life, believe in you, what can you get." ”

I'm a little angry, are you talking to me, and besides, I'm still good to you Li Mingzhu for a while.

Li Shiqing immediately explained: "Don't be like this kid, this suspicion, lose your temper with me." ”

I explained to Li Shiqing, and I also explained to myself: "It's okay. Then he muttered: "Only villains and women are difficult to raise." ”

Li Mingzhu looked at me and scolded: "What are you muttering in your mouth, by the way, you can bring me some bloody throat leaves." ”

I really didn't know what "seeing blood sealed my throat" was, so I asked, "What are you talking about, it sounds like poison." ”

Li Shiqing continued: "It's a kind of tree, the leaves are poisonous, there are mice in the house, and Mingzhu wants to bring the ones who catch them." ”

Li Mingzhu didn't wait for Li Shiqing to finish speaking, and said: "I used it to poison people." ”

I looked at her, ignored her, turned my face and left.

I said to myself: Can I be considered a negative person? I don't like the new and hate the old, I've always been a person who likes the new and never gets tired of the old.

I thought about it again, and I didn't have anything to bring, so I brought 20,000 yuan in cash and a few cigarettes from our local area, which were considered a welcome gift to the old gods. After all, the old gods still eat human food. (To be continued......)

PS: Recently, due to personal reasons, the update may not be normal, but I will definitely not stop the update. I hope to get more support from book friends