026 Learn to bark a dog
At this time, there were customers and waiters standing around, all clapping their hands and applauding, "Hit this ***!" Smash his eggs! β
"Tuno, first kowtow to this young lady and apologize, and then learn to bark, otherwise you will be a eunuch!" Jiang Fan's feet stepped on his crotch again.
"I don't want to be a eunuch! I apologize! Tuye panicked, if he became a eunuch, his life would be over!
Tuno got up, knelt on the ground, and said to the waitress, "Miss, I'm sorry, I was wrong!" β
"Learn to bark!" Jiang Fan said sharply.
"Wang! Woof! Woof! "Tono learned to bark like a dog that has been beaten into the water.
The people around immediately applauded enthusiastically, and Shandou, who was lying on the ground, shouted: "Tuno, you bastard, you have lost the face of our Dongwu people!" β
"Holy! You still dare to chirp crookedly, you haven't apologized yet! Jiang Fan rushed over, grabbed the foot of the mountain bean, and dragged it to the side of the field like a dead dog.
"Apologize to this young lady!" Jiang Fan shouted.
"No, we Dongwu people will not give in! You want me to apologize, don't think about it! Shandou roared.
"Call you *** cross!" Jiang Fan stepped on the crotch of Shandou, and Shandou immediately let out a scream like killing a pig.
"Apologize quickly!"
"No!"
It seems that this method is useless for this guy, Jiang Fan sneered: "Let you see, what is life is better than death!" β
Jiang Fan silently recited the Maoshan forbidden mantra Ten Thousand Ants Soul Devouring Mantra: "Heavenly Spirit Spirit, Earth Spirit Spirit, Ten Thousand Ants Soul Devouring Soul, Taishang Laojun is as anxious as a law!" The sword finger drew a few times on the head of the mountain bean, and the people around were confused, what is this for?
The Ten Thousand Ants Soul Devouring Spell is one of the forbidden spells in Maoshan Mountain, which is a very vicious and domineering spell, and the person who is in the spell is like ten thousand ants biting, and the head pain is unbearable.
The mountain bean lying on the ground immediately screamed, he felt a pain in his head like a pinprick, and his whole body was like an ant biting, painful! Itchy!
Shan Dou's hand immediately grabbed wildly on his body, "Ah! "Rolling on the ground, my face twisted and deformed, very terrifying. Tono was so frightened that he cowered on the ground, trembling all over, and secretly glad that he had given in, otherwise he would have suffered such a sin.
"Jiang Fan, forget it, don't make an accident!" Liang Yan worried.
"You can't be soft on the Dongwu people, or they will look down on you! The more you abuse him, the more he admires you, and they splash like this! Don't worry, I'm in control. Jiang Fan smiled.
"Stop, I surrender!" Yamadou pleaded.
"Say, I didn't hear that." Jiang Fan said coldly.
"I surrender!" Shan Dou begged, he kept convulsing on the ground, this time he completely gave in, he felt that the person in front of him was too terrible, I don't know what means Lu Dao used, the pain was too terrible, even after special training, he couldn't bear it.
Jiang Fan silently recited the forbidden mantra, and drew a few strokes of his index finger on this Yamamoto, and Shan Dou immediately felt that the pain in his whole body disappeared, and his head didn't hurt anymore, oh, it feels so good!
When he saw Jiang Fan's cold gaze, he couldn't help but shudder in fright, and immediately got up and knelt down to which waitress.
"I'm sorry, I was wrong!"
"Learn to bark!" Jiang Fan said sharply.
"Wang! Woof! Woof! Yamamoto learned to bark, his eyes showed a fierce light, and he secretly swore in his heart: "This humiliation must be returned!" β
Jiang Fan had already sensed Shan Dou's hatred, and sneered: "I know that you are not convinced, you are welcome to come to me for revenge at any time!" You guys can get out now! β
As if they were amnesty, Tono and Yamadou immediately stood up and wanted to walk out of the restaurant.
"Stop! I told you to get out of the way, but your ears are deaf! Jiang Fan said coldly.
Tono immediately lay on the ground and began to roll, and the mountain beans followed Dono's example, and the two rolled out of the restaurant together.
The people around him followed and coaxed: "Ha Luha, the Dongwu people look good when they roll!" The crowd applauded.
"Let's go, let's keep eating!" Jiang Fan pulled Liang Yan back to the table.
"Have a good appetite today, waiter, add me a few more dishes!" Jiang Fan shouted.
Soon the beautiful waitress brought the food, and she smiled and said, "Sir, thank you!" If it weren't for you today, I'd definitely be insulted. β
"You're welcome! Seeing that the road is uneven, drawing a knife to help is a man's true character," Jiang Fan smiled.
"Thank you!"
After the beautiful waitress left, Liang Yan said worriedly: "You beat the two Dongwu people so badly, they will definitely report the case, let's leave early." β
"Don't be afraid, they made trouble first, here we are still afraid of them!" Jiang Fan smiled.
While the two were talking, they remembered the sound of a police car outside, followed by four policemen, followed by Tono and Yamadou.
"This is the man who beat us!" Shandou pointed to Jiang Fan and said.
"I'm sorry, sir, someone accused you of assaulting a foreign guest, please go back and assist in the investigation!" One of the officers said.
"Obviously, these two Dongwu people started beating people, why did the wicked person sue first?" Someone argued.
"Okay, I'll go with you." Jiang Fan smiled.
"I can be a witness!" Liang Yan said.
"I can also be a witness." The beautiful waitress said.
"Okay, you go with us to the office to take notes."
Jiang Fan, Liang Yan, and the beautiful waitress followed the four policemen into the police car, and Tuno and Shandou got into another police car, and arrived at the police station about five minutes later.
When they arrived at the station, a petite female police officer glanced at Jiang Fan and said, "Please show your ID card?" β
Jiang Fan took out his ID card, and the female police officer looked at the ID card, and then asked, "Mr. Tono and Mr. Shandou accused you of beating them, how do you explain this?" β
"Did I beat them both? Do they have any certificates? Jiang Fan smiled.
Tsuchino and Yamadou were next to him, and Tsuchino explained, "Miss Policeman, you see that I was injured, could it be that I hit myself?" β
"Did you see me beat them?" Jiang Fan looked at Liang Yan and the waitress.
"We didn't see it!" The two said at the same time.
"Who are you?" The policewoman asked.
"My name is Liang Yan, and I am a doctor at Donghai People's Hospital." Liang Yan said.
"My name is Shu Min, and I am a delicious waiter in the world,"
"They're lying, Miss Police!" Tsuchino screamed.
"And where did their injuries come from?" The policewoman asked.
"It was the two of them who fought each other and were injured." Jiang Fan smiled.
"Nonsense, how can we fight each other! It's clear that you hurt us! Shandou roared.
"I injured the two of you alone, you Dongwu people are too rice buckets!" Jiang Fan sneered.
"You, you!" Mountain Bean Road.
"Since I'm talking nonsense, I didn't hurt the two of you!" Jiang Fan laughed.
"This, thisβ" Tsuchino and Yamadou were suddenly speechless.
"You saw it, these two Dongwu people want to make trouble and deliberately find fault, you should detain them!" Jiang Fan looked at the policewoman and said.
"You Dongwu people are so unspeakable, you actually framed good people, and according to the laws and regulations of the territory, you will be detained!" The policewoman said coldly.
Immediately, a few police officers came up and handcuffed Shandou and Tuye, "I want to complain to you, you bully us Dongwu people!" β
"How about bullying you Dongwu people!" Jiang Fan said with a grin.
"Presumptuous, who dares to arrest my Dongwu citizens for no reason!" A cold voice came from outside the door.
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