A woman with a face like a silver plate, fat buttocks and a thick waist walked over and took a bite on Lan Tian's face.

Lan Tian avoided her and said, "You didn't brush your teeth, did you?" Why does it taste rancid in the mouth? You're going to choke me to death? ”

The woman was about to bite him, Lan Tian folded her hands and begged for mercy: "Spare me, I can't smell here, it's too choking." ”

The woman crossed her waist and said, "Aren't you shameless, what are you hiding?" ”

Lan Tian covered his nose and said, "I can't stand my nose." ”

Brother Bing came out of the back kitchen and asked everyone, "How is today's food?" Delicious, right? ”

Some say it is delicious, and some say it is bland.

Brother Bing sighed: "It's hard to reconcile everyone." ”

Lan Tian asked: "Do you eat this meal for nothing today?" If I eat for nothing, I won't say anything, and if I don't eat for nothing, I'll have to pick some thorns. ”

Brother Bing said: "Today's meal is not for nothing, it is still the old rule, AA system, 100 yuan per person, everyone is ready for money, and I will start collecting money now." ”

Lan Tian took out two hundred yuan, and his heart was shallow as if he was asking: "Do you need me to pay the money for you?" ”

The heart is shallow and says, "No, I have money." ”

Brother Bing was collecting money, Chun Yan came in from outside, and Lan Tian greeted him and asked, "Are you from this group?" ”

Chun Yan said, "Yes, you are?" ”

Lan Tian introduced himself: "My name is Lan Tian, and I only joined the group last week. ”

Chun Yan said: "Lan Tian, I have seen you chatting, it is better to see than to hear, hello, my name is Chun Yan." ”

Lan Tian took Chun Yan's hand and said, "Let's go, come and sit with me." He pulled Chun Yan to his seat and said to Shi Song, "Can you change places to sit?" Let her sit here. ”

Shi Song got up and walked away.

Brother Bing received the money and received it from Lan Tian, who took out 200 yuan and said, "I will pay two people, and I will pay one for her." ”

Chun Yan said, "No. ”

Chun Yan took out the money and handed it to Lan Tian, who turned her hand behind her back and said, "If you want to return the money to me, you might as well slap my two big mouths." If you don't give me any face, you're too uninteresting. ”

Chun Yan stuffed the money into her pocket, looked around and said, "There are really a lot of people who came today, and I don't know many of them." ”

Lan Tian said: "It doesn't matter if you know them or not, just know me." "Blue Sky gives Chunyan vegetables," you need to eat more fish, fish has health care effects and will not make people fat. ”

Chun Yan took a piece of fish and chewed it in her mouth, and Lan Tian sandwiched another pork knuckle for her, saying, "Elbow beauty." You eat more. ”

Chun Yan said: "Don't clip it for me, I can clip it myself whatever I want to eat." ”

Lan Tian looked at Chun Yan and said, "You are so beautiful!" Delicious and delicious. ”

Chun Yan smiled and said nothing.

Lan Tian asked, "Do you have a husband?" ”

Chun Yan said: "There used to be. ”

Lan Tian said: "I also had a wife in the past, and my wife ran away with someone, and now I am a single, and we both have the same disease." ”

Chun Yan coped and said, "If you run away, you will find another one." ”

Lan Tian said: "I didn't find anything satisfactory, I've been waiting, and when I see you, I know who I'm waiting for." ”

Chun Yan said, "Then you just wait." ”

Lan Tian said: "I won't wait, I'm going to propose to you." ”

Chun Yan smiled: "Do you know me, just propose to me?" Aren't you afraid I'm a liar? ”

Lan Tian said: "You are so beautiful and can you deceive people? I don't believe it. ”——

Brother Bing finished collecting the money. handed the money to Shi Song, walked over and said to Chun Yan: "Don't listen to his nonsense, he is not serious." ”

Lan Tian stood up and said, "What do you mean?" Stir up our relationship as husband and wife? Walk! Walk! While staying away. If you don't leave, I'll be in a hurry with you. ”

Brother Bing said: "Chun Yan, I'm doing this for your good, be careful of being deceived." ”

Chun Yan glanced at Brother Bing and said, "You better take care of yourself." No one is stupid, I don't need you to remind him. ”

Brother Bing covered his face with his hands and said, "Okay! Good! I kindly made a donkey liver and lungs. I don't say anything, I'll go, I'll go. ”

After Brother Bing left, Lan Tian said: "Listen, everyone, I will announce a message now, there are people who are willing to sing karaoke, come with me after eating, I will have a treat." ”

"I'll go!"

"I'll go too."

“——”

Lan Tian sat down and asked Chunyan, "Are you going too?" Let's sing "Husband and Wife Return Home". ”

Chun Yan said: "I'll go if everyone goes, I'll go with the big girl." ”

Lan Tian couldn't sit still, he stood up again and said, "Have you all eaten well?" We walked, there was beer in the cabaret, we went there to drink. ”

Someone stood up.

Lan Tian asked Chunyan: "Have you eaten well?" Let's go. ”

Chun Yan stood up and followed Lan Tian out of the restaurant. Lan Tian saw that few people followed, and went back.

Lan Tian pulled the strange man and Siyu out, and Lan Tian said, "We people have to take three taxis." ”

Lan Tian went to the side of the road to stop the car, Shi Song and Brother Bing also came out, Brother Bing stood at the foot of the steps, and shouted to everyone: "I didn't drink today, I'll drive over, take my car." ”

Everyone followed, Lan Tian and Chun Yan walked last, Lan Tian saw that the seats were occupied, he pulled Chun Yan's sleeve and said, "Let's take a taxi over." ”

Chun Yan followed Lan Tian to the side of the road, Lan Tian stopped a taxi and shouted at Brother Bing, "You follow our car." ”

Blue Sky got into the car and said to the driver, "Go to Blue Sky Song Hall." ”

Chun Yan smiled: "Why is the name of this song hall you go to the same as your screen name?" ”

Lan Tian said: "I also have a group, I am in charge of that group, every time I organize singing, we go to that song hall, it turns out that my screen name is not called Blue Sky, they said that I recognize the blue sky song hall, just change the name to Blue Sky, I will change my screen name to Blue Sky." ”

Chun Yan said: "I haven't changed my name, and I've been using this screen name since I joined this group. ”

Lan Tian said: "Your screen name is very elegant, at first glance you are a cultural person, don't look at me as a cultured person, a big old man, but I like to deal with cultural people." ”

Chun Yan said: "Is there any difference between a cultural person and a big old man? ”

Lan Tian said: "The difference is big, you have goods in your belly, I am a belly of, half a belly of fart, and my words smell bad." ”

Chun Yan said: "You have a lot of witty words, who did you learn from?" ”

Lan Tian said: "I have been in contact with a lot of people, five elements and eight works, three teachings and nine streams, you say I haven't been in contact with anyone, right?" I just rely on this mouth to eat, and when I see what people say, I just do the work of playing tricks-"

Chun Yan interrupted him: "What do you do?" ”

Lan Tian said: "Why do you ask me this question? People often ask me this on the Internet, they are all vulgar women, and my answer is just two words: unemployed, and when they hear it, they are immediately speechless. ”

As he spoke, the car arrived at the Blue Sky Song Hall. (To be continued......)