No kidding! Who would put their hand inside their sister's skirt! Amy, it's useless for you to seduce me!

And you don't come early or late, just pick Xiaoqin to lie under the coffee table to get something, you are also an NTR lover! Let me betray Xiao Qin, who is so close at hand, will you have an extra sense of victory!

Even without Xiaoqin by my side, I felt that if I let Amy sit on my lap for a long time, something would happen sooner or later, so I held Amy's thin waist with both hands and wanted to take her off my lap.

"You won't even make me a human chair, what kind of brother are you!"

Amy shouted and resisted, and the double ponytail with the shaking of the little head hit my nose, sore and sore.

But I was not afraid of the obstacles, and finally lifted Amy into the air with my own arms, and I also stood up, held Amy's waist, and let her slowly step on the carpet.

Amy's resistance was ineffective, revealing a doll posture that allowed people to move, but her face was full of dissatisfaction with me.

At the moment when Amy's feet were about to hit the ground, she rolled her eyes, stomped her foot, and with the help of the rebound force, her body leaned back, with her hips as the vanguard, and slammed straight at me, trying to knock me down on the couch and use me as a human chair again.

Are you kidding! Even if I have a viral heart attack now, my liliang is N times that of yours! How could I be knocked down by you!

So I just used a little upper arm force and a forward bow to completely dissolve Amy's backward force, and in the end I maintained this position and managed not to be knocked down by Amy.

But...... But objectively speaking, the posture between our brothers and sisters is very indecent!

I clasped Amy's waist with both hands from behind, and both Amy and I were hunched forward, our hips clinging together only through the thin clothes...... This is the standard posture that will appear in a lot of ** and H comics!

And at this time, Xiaoqin picked out the ears of the rabbit from under the coffee table! She was about to hand it over to me when she saw me and Amy's indecent posture!

"What do you see?" Amy was not only shy, but also said to Xiaoqin confidently, "My brother and I are making love by your side, and we have done it many times before, only this time you found out - what can you do?" ”

I hurriedly shook my head at Celery from behind, telling Celery not to believe Amy's words, even though my posture was quite unconvincing.

"Ye Lin wouldn't do that kind of thing to his sister!" Xiaoqin smiled trustingly, "Sister Amy, you're naughty again, right?" If you lie, you have to scrape the bridge of your nose as a punishment! ”

As he spoke, he held the robot's ear in one hand and reached over with the other hand to pretend to scrape the bridge of Amy's nose.

"You dare!" Amy shouted, "If you dare to touch the bridge of my nose, I'll let Penthos tear you in half!" No, torn in half! ”

I thought Amy's arrogance should be cured, so I winked at Xiaoqin and asked her to really shave the bridge of Amy's nose, and at the same time hugged my sister tightly in her arms to prevent her from having a chance to escape.

Qin hesitated a little, but with the repeated encouragement of my eyes, she finally smiled and stretched out her index finger, bent it into a hook, and got closer and closer to Amy's little nose.

"You, you actually teamed up to bully me!" Amy looked up at my chin in disbelief, "Dead man! I command you to let me go! ”

The curvature of the corners of my mouth is estimated to be the same as Xiaoqin, and I smiled at Amy: "You just went to pick up Xiaoqin's skirt and did such an excessive thing to others, and now you are just being shaved your nose, and the punishment is very light......"

"Rabbit!" Seeing that I didn't support her, Amy angrily shouted out to her assistant robot, "The master is in danger, don't play dead!" Hurry up and restart! ”

The dormant rabbit was immediately awakened by Amy's screams, and although its base had not yet recovered its form as a roller, the LED lights in its eyes lit up first.

"Dut-Rabbit is doing a self-check, and the attack he received before dealt 5% damage to Rabbit......"

"Self-check your sister!" Amy yelled, "If you don't come to save me, I'll let you take 500% damage!" ”

"Dut - because the rabbit is not a creature, so there is no sister, so I can't carry out the command to self-check my sister, and the other 500% of the damage is beyond the comprehension range......"

Amy pointed to Xiao Qin opposite with her hand, "Don't be wordy!" Shoot her with an anesthetic needle! She's going to hurt me! Shoot her in the face! ”

"Beep - the anesthetic needle cannot be aimed at the face to fire ......"

"Then aim for her belly! Aim anywhere! Anyway, hurry up and launch! This time it was Amy's turn to be angry with Dr. Yu's invention.

Forced Rabbit raised one of his clamping arms and announced in a matter-of-fact manner: "Please stop threatening my No. 1 master, or I'll shoot the anesthetic needle at you--Dr. Yu has installed the software for emitting the anesthetic needle for me, as long as you give me the anesthetic needle again, I can launch it at you......"

So you don't have an anesthetic needle at all! There is only software and no hardware, just like a person who has learned to shoot a gun for three years, has no gun in his hand, and holds a broom and says to the polar bear rushing over: "Stop approaching!" I'm a great cadet at the gun training center! Just give me another gun......"

Directly contribute to the ecological balance! Not only did the polar bear get lunch, but it also got a broomstick!

The useless threat of forcing the rabbit made Xiaoqin laugh too, and Xiaoqin quickly scraped the bridge of Amy's small nose before Amy could react, and then giggled and fled.

"You're ......!!" When Amy tried to kick Celery again, Celery had already ducked away from a safe distance.

"My brother is a big liar!" The bridge of Amy's nose was scraped red, and she yelled very aggrievedly, "You verbally said you love me, but you bully me with your girlfriend!" I don't want to see you in an hour! ”

"Toot-" explained to the rabbit beside him, "an hour equals 60 minutes, equals 3600 seconds......"

"Get out of here!" Amy glared at the rabbit angrily, "You actually sit back and watch your master get hurt!" I'm going to fire you! I'm going to scrap you! ”

"Yes." The rabbit replied in a flat tone, and then the base changed to a wheel, rolled the wheel happily, and walked towards the door of room 101.

"I didn't let you roll on wheels!" Amy shouted from behind, "I'll let you roll sideways!" ”

"I'm sorry - beep - because the antenna is damaged, I can't receive all the master's orders, I beg your pardon......"

"Forgive your sister! Your ears are not real ears, how can a broken one affect the sound reception system!? See if I don't ......."

Before Amy could break free from my embrace and pick up the prop sword to catch up, the rabbit hurriedly ran away, and it was Qin who kindly opened the door to room 101 for him.

I felt that it was time for Dr. Yu to have a physical examination, so I took half of the rabbit's ears from Xiao Qin's hand, and then followed the rabbit to Dr. Yu's infirmary.

Xiaoqin was left by me to discuss the make-up exam with Amy, anyway, Amy was angry and said that she didn't want to see me within an hour, so let Xiaoqin accompany her this hour.

"Don't worry, you just have to tell Amy that your uncle will give Amy the green light in terms of academic performance, and she won't be unreasonable to you."

Before leaving, I whispered to Xiaoqin, promising that I would be back soon.

"Don't worry, I'll take care of Ye Lin's sister." Xiaoqin nodded and said, "I will definitely try my best to make Ye Lin's sister like me, and I will also try to make Ye Lin's sister like me too!" ”

Putting aside how to get along with the two girls, I did a routine physical examination for more than half an hour in Dr. Yu's infirmary.

Dr. Yu had an unlit cigarette in his mouth and frowned, "Why don't you die?" ”

"Huh? Do you have a doctor who does this? I breathed, "How can you curse the sick to death!" ”

"No, I just think it's weird." Dr. Yu explained, "Looking at the test results, the toxicity in your blood circulation is not metabolized at all compared to the earliest ones, but the toxins do not destroy your heart muscle, they just make you have symptoms of tachycardia from time to time - I have never seen such a boring biotoxin." ”

"It doesn't matter if it's boring or not," I asked, "can I be cured of my illness anyway?" You've had time to be a robot lately, and I'm definitely going to die, and you've given up on treating me? ”

"Who said that!" Dr. Yu immediately became serious, "I swear in the honor of my senior brother and I that I will not give up treatment!" The reason I have the leisure to make B-2 is because of a breakthrough in your treatment! ”

I was overjoyed: "What progress?" ”

Dr. Yu touched his chin that had regained his beard, and said mysteriously: "According to my senior brother's research, it is estimated that the toxins in your body can be eliminated as long as you drink alcohol!" ”

What? Really? Conan first thought that just by drinking, he could turn himself back into Kudo Shinichi! Zuihou is not still a monkey fishing for the moon?

"Look at your eyes as if you don't believe it? Do you doubt the professionalism of me and my brother? Dr. Yu said proudly, "In your case, it is dangerous to use medication casually, but according to computer simulations, excessive alcohol consumption is probably the best treatment option!" ”

"Wait, excessive drinking?" I couldn't help but frown, "What if I don't die of viral heart disease, but from alcoholism?" ”

"Actually, you don't have to worry about that," Dr. Yu said, "we haven't decided yet, which kind of liquor to ......start with."

“shiyan？ Didn't decide what kind of sake to shiyan to use! ”

"That's the literal meaning," Dr. Yu pushed Google Media Glass, "because the ingredients of various alcohols are very different, we haven't found the safest one for you, but if you are in a hurry, you can also take some high-strength liquor directly clinical shiyan, such as Erguotou or vodka or something......"

===== divider====== scrap iron is going to take the train again today, and the update at 5 p.m. will be postponed, if it is too late today, it will be made up tomorrow, forgive me.

In addition, in terms of popularity rankings, the mobile station book friend "Burst Candy" said: B-2 is so cute and cute...... Can the scrap iron gentleman transfer the vote I voted for the squad leader by 5 votes to the rabbit...... So scrap iron did so, forcing the rabbit to be honorably on the list, and the squad leader with 5 fewer votes would not shake the top position at all.