Chapter 767: Believe in Hell
Jessica deliberately practiced Chinese because she found that Li Jingming had a strong Great Heavenly Dynasty complex, and it happened that Xu Xian, who was busy in the recent girlhood, was learning Chinese, so she practiced together, and usually listened to some Chinese songs to help familiarize herself with the pronunciation, who knew that she would be despised when she sang in a good mood today.
"Ah, didn't you just say that you don't care about these minutiae of character?" Jessica also knows that her pronunciation is not good, there are five tones in Chinese, she has difficulty pronouncing both, and she can't speak accurately, let alone sing, but singing is to pay attention to a mood, how much Japanese is blind and music together with the drum to say "Mom doesn't wash, you wash, I dry clothes" (if you don't know, please Baidu "I want to say I love you out loud" first sentence). Embarrassed and annoyed, Jessica waved her elbow to Jing Ming, "I like to listen, I don't listen, hum, you know." ”
"Understood." Li Jingming knows each other very well, and Jessica is on the rise.
"I like to be overweight, you are my bowl of noodles......" Jessica cut the song and cut an old song.
Li Jingming sank directly into the water, he had to admit that Jessica was very thoughtful, and knew to find a song by someone who was also not good at Chinese to try to fool the test, but no matter how good people's Chinese is, they don't sing like this, originally "I like the crowd, in the crowd, you only belong to the picture".
"Hurry up, are you dirty?" Jessica didn't hear Li Jingming's ridicule and turned her head to look, only to find that Li Jingming's whole person had dived, this is a large bathtub for bathing, the volume is not small, but it is full of bath water, she and Li Jingming have been soaking in it for a while.
Li Jingming shook his hair and wiped his face with a towel, and flicked a string of water droplets into Jessica's face, "Who thinks they are dirty, and they are not afraid of the bathtub in the beach?" ”
"Stop playing, you're always like a child." Jessica gave Li Jingming another look in dissatisfaction. In the future, if his son is as naughty as him, one big and one small will get together again, and she will be tired to death, "I'll call the children tomorrow, you can arrange it a little, if there are many people, it will be a little more troublesome to shoot, but we are also back, and it is better to do it if we can do publicity." ”
The children are naturally referring to the other members of Girls' Generation, Jessica is also not convinced, and Tara debuts Lee Jingming is very concerned. They wanted to return but didn't ask a few words. Originally, Lee Ching-myung and Jessica only needed three or four cameras to shoot when they came out to shoot, but if other members of Girls' Generation also came, there were ten people, and even if they were grouped, they only needed more than eight cameras to ensure the continuity and integrity of the footage. There are only so many MCs in "Infinite Challenge", but at least 14 cameras are guaranteed when filming starts, and the number of MCs in Girls' Generation is more than that of "Infinite Challenge". Expanding the scale of the shoot not only required a few VJs to help, but also the corresponding shooting logistics staff, costume and makeup artists who took care of the image had to go to work, and the battle suddenly became much bigger.
Although it was a bit troublesome to ask Shen Huiyun to go out to borrow someone, it was impossible for Jessica's request to Li Jingming to refuse. He used to put so much effort into promoting Tara's debut, and now he doesn't take care of Girls' Generation, and Jessica chokes him to death. This situation is not uncommon in the entertainment industry anyway, and it is common to see the staff of a certain show appearing in another crew to work. It's all about not enough people to help in the past. Even if he owes favors, Shen Huiyun owes it, Li Jingming has no burden here, but he has to spend valuable time for the show, and the status of girls' generation after "Gee" has also risen. Weekend variety shows should be invited to wait for the schedule.
"But if I come tomorrow, I won't have a big hemorrhage, so I'll have to buy you something for them." Li Jingming knew that he couldn't really just buy furniture tomorrow, and he had to pick out two clothes and two pairs of shoes for Jessica. When the time comes, I'll have to buy some for Jessica's little sisters.
"Ah, when I'm a stingy guy, do you even tell me this?" Jessica glanced at Li Jingming, she is not the Jessica who used to borrow Krystal pocket money to buy cosmetics, she usually spends money on the members, but Li Jingming's words just now are clearly giving her vaccinations.
Of course, Lee Kyung-myung didn't think Jessica was stingy and said this, he was afraid that Jessica would be jealous, and when he bought something for Kim Taeyeon, what should she do if she finds an excuse to be mad? And with the relationship between him and Tiffany, how would Tiffany feel if he bought the same as everyone else, but how would the other people and Jessica feel if he bought differently than everyone else...... These are all big problems, I don't want to understand this night, and tomorrow he will definitely have to suffer.
Jessica didn't make trouble with Li Jingming anymore, she was holding the computer and looking at the house seriously, how to say that this is also a "new house" that will be arranged by her and Li Jingming herself, how can you do it if you are not serious. The directory was compiled by Li Jingming, and South Korea is not like the Celestial Empire, where housing information is published on the Internet in order to attract customers, but there are still some things that can be seen on real estate-related websites, and Jessica has been looking for a favorite house based on this information.
Men's and women's consumption concepts are different, Li Jingming saw that he was satisfied, and he decided directly, while Jessica would continue with great interest even if she saw satisfaction, thinking that there might be a more suitable one in the future. Jessica saw the early morning at a glance, if it weren't for Li Jingming's threat to drop the notebook, it is estimated that she would have chosen it until dawn, until finally Li Jingming couldn't urge her to choose a two-story house.
Li Jingming and Jessica, who pretended to have just met in the morning and made an opening in the café, are now standing in front of this house, strictly speaking, this is bigger than their house in Nonhyeon-dong, each floor is about 200 square meters, and there is a large courtyard, but the entire community on the other side of Nonhyeon-dong is theirs, and there are still some residents around here. Jessica pinched her chin and nodded, the house was a little better than she expected, "OPPA, this is it?" ”
"Of course." Li Jingming said in his heart, this is your own choice, will you not know? It's just that he still has to pretend to be a surprise to Jessica in front of the camera. After looking around, Li Jingming's face was smiling brightly. But the mouth has begun to be bitter, such a big house is really handed over to the two of them to decorate and arrange the furniture, then this year's "We Are Married" can also be renamed, simply called "Jingming Prince's Happy Wooden Building" (if you don't know, please Baidu "Prince Shotoku's Happy Wooden Building") Okay. Other members of Girls' Generation? Those crazy girls don't come to sabotage Li Jingming has to say thank you, hoping that they might as well take care of all the work by themselves.
"Let's have a good start." Jessica picked up the camera hanging on her chest and gestured to Li Jingming, she wanted to take pictures of every room and every corner, so that there was a basis when buying things, Li Jingming did have a copy of the architectural drawings of the house, but it was of little use to her. This camera is the one Jessica bought herself, carrying the memories of her first encounter with Li Jingming. Originally, she didn't want to take this out and use it again, but the camera that Li Jingming gave her, including the one given to Lin Yun'er, was too expensive and not suitable to appear in the show.
The members of Girls' Generation didn't show up until almost noon, so Li Jingming joked that these people were here for lunch, but in fact, he also knew that it would take a lot of time for the members of Girls' Generation to put on makeup. Jessica immediately rejoiced a lot when she saw the members, and naturally joined forces and put Li Jingming aside, obviously still a little dissatisfied with his appearance yesterday.
"Sika, I envy you. Find a good husband and change to a big house so quickly. Tiffany said half-truthfully beside Jessica, and her words on the show seemed to be a simple joke for the sake of artistic effects, but in fact, more than ten people on the scene knew that she was sincere.
"Don't think about getting married, OPPA is an atheist. I don't believe in heaven and hell. Although both were born in the United States, Jessica herself is fine, while Tiffany is a more religious member influenced by her mother. Jessica can tolerate Tiffany's influence in this regard, and Li Jingming has always believed that those who don't have it. He was impatient to tell him about God, and if he was with Tiffany for a long time, the custodian would be conflicted because of this.
Tiffany smiled. These are not problems, believe in religion and believe in religion, but for the sake of Li Jingming, God has to stand aside, "I don't know if I believe in heaven or not, but if you want to say that OPPA doesn't believe in hell, I don't approve of it, as long as a man is married, how can there be anyone who doesn't believe in hell." ”
"What do you mean?" Jessica was furious, which clearly meant that she was a hellish being.
"It was only after marrying you that I believed there was hell." Li Jingming deliberately stood in front of her like Jessica and provoked, as if he had suffered so much with her, and he was just taking revenge by hanging him aside just now. But after a few seconds, Li Jingming's face changed, "You may not live well there, but you must be very happy, because there are you in that hell." ”
"Uh......h OPPA: Where do you get the lines? There was a sound about vomiting next to it, Girls' Generation has a very good sense of entertainment under the leadership of Kim Taeyeon, and she usually plays around a lot, and she is very good at watching the atmosphere. It's a pity that Jessica is not embarrassed by them at all, but looks up very enjoyably, which woman doesn't like sweet words, sometimes they are willing to lie when they are clearly false, not to mention that Jessica can read the truth from Li Jingming's eyes.
Shen Huiyun looked at it and shook her head, all men in the world are the same, no matter what grade they are, they will use rhetoric to deceive women, yesterday there was just a "Nuna", and today there is a "hell". After such a long time of filming, the film crew of "We Are Married" also has a certain understanding of Li Jingming, it is usually impossible for him to say such things, and there must be some special reason for being so numb in the past two days.
Even outsiders can see that Li Jingming has a problem, let alone Jessica, but she doesn't care, Li Jingming is as good as ever, it's enough to spoil her and get used to her, she knows very well what she wants. (To be continued......)
PS: From today, it will be restored.
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