Chapter 19: Pretending to be a music judge
At this moment, a staff member rushed in from outside the door and shouted to the three people: "Judges, please take a seat, the audition will start soon." With that, he closed the door and disappeared.
When Song Chi heard this, he was even more confused by the second monk, what kind of judge? I'll just sit here and rest, why are you so disciplined?
His eyes glanced to the table on the left, and he saw a card with his name written on it in front of the bald man. And the aunt in the national costume also has a card in front of the table. Song Chi took out the business cards that the two of them had just given, and checked the cards in front of them, and the names were exactly the same.
What surprised him even more was that there was also a card on the table in front of him. It's just that the card is facing away from him, and he can't see what words are written in front of him.
Song Chi pretended to take out the napkin, carefully wiped the tabletop, and then he took advantage of the situation to lift the card, turned the angle slightly, and found three names that made his heart tremble - Yao Disheng.
Bah! I'm still Edison!
Song Chi was suspicious, and three staff members suddenly rushed in at the door. Three people correspond to three tables, each with an A4 paper bag, two writing boards, and a bottle of mineral water.
One of the staff members picked up a microphone in the room and said, "Mr. Yao, you are finally here, and the game can finally start." Since it is nearly half an hour later than scheduled, please hurry up and take the rest of the time. ”
Song Chi was taken aback, the game has not started for a long time, is it to wait for me, is this still my fault?
"Let me briefly introduce the rules of scoring." The staff continued: "There are two boards on your table, one of which says STOP, and when the contestant is singing, as long as one of the judges raises this card, the contestant immediately stops singing. The other board is a scoreboard that can be rewritten repeatedly, and according to the shape, timbre, and pitch, the total score of the three items is 10 points. The total score of the Zuihou contestant is the sum of the three judges, if it is greater than 20 points, the contestant will be directly promoted, if it is less than 20 points, it will be eliminated directly. ”
It wasn't until this moment that Song Chi woke up like a dream. The staff here must have mistaken themselves for guest judges, which made him angry and funny. The audition competition has not started for a long time, and it should be that this "Yao Disheng" is late. Just now, the bald man and the aunt in ethnic clothes were so enthusiastic about themselves, they may also mistakenly think that they are insiders in the music industry.
But I don't know anything about music at all, and I don't know all five notes, let alone be a judge.
"Okay, the contestants with tail numbers 51 to 60 are coming in soon, please get ready." With that, one staff member who controls the audio equipment was left behind, and the other two retreated together.
The two judges beside him were seriously looking through the contestants' information at the moment, and Song Chi looked around, like he was on pins and needles. What kind of work is this? He remembered a line from Uncle Zhao Benshan, this play is about to go on.
As the saying goes, thirty-six strategies are the best policy.
Song Chi just wanted to escape when the door was suddenly opened, and two kawaii-looking girls came in. Song Chi realized that maybe it was all too late.
The two girls look like high school students, and they look a little alike, like the World Expo mascot Haibao. The long-haired girl reported the song she sang, which was "Next Stop Diva" by TWINS. The two picked up the microphone as if they were familiar with the road, looked at each other with a hypocritical expression and smiled, and sang directly.
Really...... It's so ugly, whose sheepfold didn't close it properly and let them out?
"Huh!" The bald man decisively raised the STOP card, and the girls' chorus came to an abrupt end, saving the ears of the three judges. As soon as the two of them were over, they quarreled, blaming each other for not singing well, and the judges didn't even have a chance to say a word.
It's really cool! Song Chi felt that the bald man had to move when he raised the STOP card, which was simply too handsome. He glanced at the card on his table, which could make the difference between life and death for a player. He had a sense of urgency to give it a try.
After singing this round, the bald man showed 3 points, and the aunt in the national costume was 4 points, Song Chi wrote in a panic, and he didn't dare to hurt the killer, so he wrote a 6 points. With a total score of only 13 points, the two sisters were eliminated.
The next player to come in looks like Zeng Zhiwei, especially the squeezing teeth when he laughs, just like a long-lost brother. Although I look sorry, people can have talents, and with a big guitar on their backs, it is estimated that there will be some unexpected talent shows......
Who knows the aunt in the national costume: "Today's choice is a singer, not a concert, your guitar, put it by the window first!" "Caught the players off guard. After that, he sang a song "Love When You Die", obviously his breath couldn't keep up, and the more he climaxed, the more it looked like he was about to die. The ending of zuihou was tragically killed by the aunt of the national costume.
The competition in this group gradually got better, and it was sung until the sixth contestant, Yu Chengqing's "That's Endless Transparent Thoughts", Song Chi also felt a little bit of feeling. Before, he saw the judges on TV, crossing Erlang's legs, pointing fingers at people, and seemed to listen to it easily. Once it's your turn to comment on others, you always feel awkward.
At this moment, he had already forgotten all about Zhang Yulin. His mentality has been fully integrated into the role of the judge, and he no longer has the feeling of panicking and being a thief at the beginning. If the real Yao Di was born at this time, he would probably be "real and fake Li Kui" to confront him.
The following is another big guy, and the song title he reported is "Princess" by the rain god Xiao Jingteng. This song is actually very difficult to sing, Song Chi once sang this song on KTV, and it is easy to go out of tune when singing. "Love is too beautiful, no matter how dangerous it is, I am willing to pay for all the tears that have overspent for thousands of years, the pain is too beautiful, no matter how humble ...... it is"
The big guy sang intoxicatedly and performed vividly. Who knew that Song Chi decisively raised his arm STOP card and terminated the big man's singing.
The other two tastes looked at Song Chi in surprise, as if to say, aren't people singing very well, weishenme wants to raise a card?
"Your shoelaces are loose...... I see you walking around while singing, it's easy to trip. Song Chi explained.
The bald man and the aunt in ethnic clothes both poured out the mineral water they had just swallowed. As for the big man, Song Chi felt that he seemed to have a tendency to pounce on him.
Fortunately, in Zuihou's scoring session, the judges all gave high scores. The bald man and the aunt in the national costume both scored 8 points, and Song Chi gave 9 points, with a total score of 25 points, and the big man successfully advanced to the next round of the competition.
A lot of cold sweat oozed from Song Chi's forehead, but his heart was very happy. Give others a heavy blow first, and then elevate others, making people's little hearts like a roller coaster, not to mention how cool it is. When the zuihou big man was leaving, he thanked Song Chi's chicken like pecking rice, that was really the treatment that only too old a gentleman had!
Whatever, he is not a professional judge, nor is he Yao Disheng, he is the Monkey King, and he is here to show up!
However, when this player appeared next, Song Chi suddenly felt like a big enemy. This person is none other than Zhang Yulin.
Oops, how did I do the judges and forget about her? said that he would accompany her to the competition, but he left her at the critical moment. But it's not right, I remember that Zhang Yulin is No. 086, and now she is No. 058, has she crossed over?