[309] Stethoscope
While I was having breakfast at the chaos stall, a police car slowly parted the crowd and stopped next to me.
When the hawkers saw the police car, they were clamoring for a Dunkirk retreat, but when they found that the police car did not have the words "urban management law enforcement" on it, they quieted down and continued to do business.
The driver was a police officer I didn't know, and Officer Ma was sitting in the passenger seat. He got out of the car and handed me a blue backpack with a serious face.
Huh? Isn't this the last time I was framed with marijuana and therefore confiscated as evidence? Why is the half-drunk bottle in it also there?
"The Forensic Identification Section has carefully examined and there is nothing else suspicious, so I will return these to you now."
Officer Ma said in a businesslike tone without emotion.
It's really not a stitch from the masses! If you don't always think about arresting me, you will be a model policeman, and you can be selected as one of the top ten people who moved China!
But the backpack is just that, why don't you even give me back half a bottle of drink! In this big summer, it can't be preserved at all when it is opened, and Nima has deteriorated! There are some foamy suspicious objects floating on the surface of the liquid! Now take it back to the identification department for an examination, and maybe you can detect penicillin!
I poured the penicillin stock solution down the drain, gave the empty bottle to an old woman who was picking up rags, and carried the empty backpack on my back.
After Officer Ma stared at me and finished these series of actions, a few words burst out from between his teeth:
"The face is born from the heart, no matter how good you pretend to be, I can also see through your true face!"
Who's pretending to be a good person! Giving grandma an empty bottle is a good person, right? This old grandmother and a puppy depend on each other for their lives, and they have to buy bones for the puppy to eat with the money they exchange for rags! If you see me feeding that puppy, don't you think I'm even going to cheat on the dog, I'm really a master of disguise, and I'm going to die!
"I'm not pretending to be a good person," I said, "since you're sharp-eyed, what's the use of me pretending to be a good person?" It would be nice if all the police officers were like you, who could identify at a glance who the criminals were, and if they didn't distinguish between good and bad, and arrested people indiscriminately, that would be great......"
Hearing that I was sarcastic, Officer Ma snorted.
"Boy, there's been a juvenile criminal gang in Dongshan City lately, and it's quite capable of killing - it's none of your business here, is it?"
"Yes!" I said angrily, comparing myself with my thumb, "I'm their boss!" Let them pay tribute to the flower girl every day! ”
At this time, Officer Ma's mobile phone rang, he picked it up and listened to it, and his expression immediately became very solemn.
"Calm down, don't startle the snake!" He said, "I'll be there right now!" ”
"Also, the fat man is too, right? Let him put on body armor and don't get too hot! The fat on his stomach couldn't have saved him twice! ”
Officer Ma stretched out his finger and pointed at me, as if to say some parting proverb, but Zuihou didn't come up with it, and left in the car with a gloomy face.
This is, to fight drugs or to fight gangsters? Although Officer Ma is quite annoying, I still hope that their operation will be successful. The sacrificial Captain Zhao is a good person, and when the front line is replaced by those who are greedy for life and afraid of death, the criminals in Dongshan City should become as rampant as Mexico.
When I arrived at Winter Hills Film and Television City and found Amy's RV, I found the bodyguards in a circle, and Amy, who was wearing a costume and preparing to be photogenic in the middle, had a stethoscope around her neck and was playing with Obama's heartbeat.
"Lie down! The sick are not allowed to get up! ”
Every time Obama tried to jump up from the lawn, Amy held the dog's neck tightly, and although she didn't have much strength, Obama listened to his master and pretended to be half-dead very cooperatively.
Seeing me coming leisurely, Amy showed an overjoyed expression, patted Obama's ass to tell him to fuck off, and then pointed to the place where the dog had just been lying:
"Manservant! Come here! Let me hear if your heartbeat is healthy! ”
What a childish doctor-patient game this is! You're playing this in a costume, no wonder you have to call the bodyguards to help you block it!
However, seeing that the lawn was not very dirty, especially since Obama had not excreted on it, I thought about it, and I followed my sister's instructions and carefully lay down.
The reason I had to be careful was because I had eggs in my trouser pockets, and I didn't want it to die before I could get out of school.
Amy was so satisfied that she leaned over and pressed the stethoscope to my chest.
"Huh? Why can't I hear clearly? Could it be that the valet is dead? ”
You're a zombie! You listen through your clothes, and the position is biased again, of course you can't hear your heartbeat clearly!
Amy ordered me to unbutton my shirt and expose my breast, but I said:
"How can a patient have the strength to do such a thing! It's up to you, the doctor, to do it! ”
"I ...... I'm a senior doctor and don't do chores! Amy argued forcefully, and beckoned to Penthos behind her: "You come and undress the manservant!" ”
Penthos said with a red face, and I was so frightened that I quickly unbuttoned it myself.
Seeing my firm, barely 14-year-old chest, Amy covered her mouth and smiled.
Then I put the cold stethoscope on my heart, Nima is so cold! If it weren't for my sister, I wouldn't have played this game with you!
The sound of "plop, plop" heartbeat seemed to wander for a while as the stethoscope reached Amy's ears.
I found a very serious problem.
Squatting on the ground, with her knees together, leaning forward to measure my heartbeat, she seemed to me at a low angle, and she was naked under her skirt!
The skirt of the costume is very short! Although it is claimed that the skirt is embroidered with an inscription of magic prohibition (as it is claimed in the script), it is completely forbidden to prohibit the obscene gaze of the womanizer!
It shouldn't have been intentional, right? Because I was listening to the dog's heartbeat just now, I didn't care if I was gone, and now it's suddenly me, and I didn't react for a while, right?
Or, in Amy's heart, I am an existence of the same level as Obama, and being seen by me is the same as being seen by a dog, and I won't let her mind?
Don't put your brother on a par with a dog! Are you worthy of the same DNA we have!
"How did the patient's heart beat faster?" Amy wondered, "Probably going to die, right?" Penthos, get ready for a stun gun! ”
I won't say that it's when I see your mesh lace edge low-waisted panties that my heart beats faster! And what kind of stun gun is it! That's for wolf prevention, not for rescue!
Soon Amy was called to play by the director, and she threw the stethoscope to Penthos unhappily, "You play with the manlet!" He stomped his feet to the center of the set.
As I watched for Penthos to come and play the doctor-patient game with me, I thought to myself with indignation:
At such a young age, he dared to wear such sexy and sultry underwear! Is it because even if you are photographed by the camera, you will not be ridiculed for your childish style? Put the cart before the horse! Lori should wear Lori's panties! This kind of panties that don't fit you...... Just give it to my brother and I'll exchange it!