Chapter 38: Lindsay. Lohan (2)
= Will he be in his home again = Dear Lindsay. Miss Luo Han's eyes widened, what he didn't expect was that this little girl, who was only eight years old, gave her a big gift with red lips and white teeth as soon as they met.
"Hey~Hey~ Loose, loose, Miss Rohan, are you a dog? Lady Linda, Lady Linda, take your niece away! Oh ~ Oh my God! Who, who's going to save my poor right hand, ah~Don't bite, don't bite~"
Actually, Jerry didn't have any malicious intentions, just Lindsay. Miss Lohan is really too Barbie-looking, so she can't help but reach out and start caressing! Well, it's really too much to say it's caressing! Anyway, he is also an uncle who is more than forty years old, this is called love!
As soon as poor Jerry stretched out his hand, he was greeted by Lindsay, who had sharp canine teeth. Rohan took a bite!
This is really love! It hurts and loves, ambiguous and ambiguous! But such an ambiguous Jerry really can't afford it, because Lindsay. Lohan showed no mercy at all, her sharp canine teeth had left a deep row of tooth marks on his hands, and there was a tendency to continue to drive long!
Damn, are you really a dog?
Actually, Jerry was wrong, Miss Lohan in 1986 was actually a tiger. So, a bite of him is quite light. didn't make any effort to bite off a piece of good meat, which was already cheap for him.
Linda. Luo Han was shocked and put down the work in his hand, and hurriedly rushed over with an arrow to "grab food" from Lindsay. Rohan snatched Jerry's hand out of his territory, but the situation was indeed a bit bad, and the row of tooth marks had begun to leak blood.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm really sorry Jerry. This child has just run away from home because of something, so something is not right emotionally. "Linda. Ms. Lohan was mummifying Jerry's right hand in a panic while constantly daoqian, "My bastard brother Michael is drunk at home again!" ”
Hey~ Ms. Linda, do you mean that I brought it on myself? You're not right, is it possible that a mad dog scurrying on the street "accidentally" bit a passerby, and as a result, the passerby contracted rabies, so this passerby also caused himself? Michael. Mr. Lohan went crazy and started domestic violence and took Lindsay. Miss Lohan kicked out of the house, what does this have to do with me?
It doesn't have anything to do with me.
As for this stray dog, well, I just kindly teased Miss Rohan, definitely just "kindly teasing", although I have some kind of evil thoughts that Lori has cultivated in my subconscious, but my mind is absolutely pure! At least it's more than % purity!
Besides, you have to see clearly, this is my house, not the street! It is not a shelter for children who are victims of domestic violence.
Jerry covered his hands, grinning in pain, and Miss Rohan, who was sitting across from him, was also grinning, nervous and grinning, this guy was definitely not because of pain, Jerry could see it, this guy was clearly showing off her shiny murder weapon!
Jerry, who is so painful that he "dies and lives", will not be very tolerant of the initiators of this bloodshed.
However, before he could tell Lohan Barbie to get out, Ms. Linda had already spoken, "It's just one night, Jerry, tomorrow, I'll take her back to my house, please!" ”
Linda. Lohan's home is in Manhattan's Harlem neighborhood, which is not far from Long Island, but Harlem is one of the busiest neighborhoods in New York. Robbery, drug trafficking, prostitution, kidnapping, the level of chaos is unimaginable. At night, U.S. citizens living in Harlem would not be willing to leave their homes unless they carry a firearm with them! And even if they don't leave their homes, they keep the guns they legally own closest to them. After becoming a nanny at Rothschild's home island villa, unless it was absolutely necessary, Linda. Lohan generally stayed on Long Island. In such a situation, and to have Ms. Linda send Lohan Barbie alone to Harlem, which she herself does not want to stay? Jerry is no longer tolerant, and he will not get to that point! …,
It seems that this wound can only be regarded as being bitten by a stray dog!
Jerry lamented that he was still too soft-hearted, and raised his left hand in a pretending style, and stared at Lindsay viciously. Miss Lohan replied very unceremoniously to Ms. Linda, "No, Ms. Linda, let her stay." There are quite a lot of rooms in the villa, and I don't mind accommodating a stray dog!
And when he said this, Lindsay who stared at Jerry with the same viciousness. Miss Rohan gritted her teeth hard, and the sound of her upper and lower teeth snapping together made Jerry involuntarily retract
This one, this abominable stray dog!
Jerry expressed extreme disdain for being bitten by a dog and being afraid of stray dogs for ten years.
It's just that you really want to grab this stray dog and slap her hard?
Oh~ It's impossible.
Jerry thinks that he has not yet learned Hong Qigong's dog-beating stick technique, and when he slaps down stray dogs, it is estimated that he may encounter another accident.
Force value, indeed, is a big problem!
Just when Jerry thought that his brilliant life was going to be replaced by a woman named Lindsay. When Lohan's stray dog was defiled, there was an exclamation from Avril Lavigne at the door, "Mouse~Mouse~, you're finally back!" ”
Thank God!
Jerry facing Lindsay, a stray dog. Miss Lohan made a cross and said, "May the Lord bless you!" Then he went in search of the owner of the voice!
And when Jerry saw Avril Lavigne with a guitar on her back and long hair that had already taken shape, the corners of his mouth, which was still drooping, suddenly began to change horizontally and symmetrically. The next moment, he hooked his index finger at Avril and said something that made Avril tremble, "Oh~ Ravi, you're finally back, I'm looking for you!" Let's go, let me see how far you've been on the piano during this time! ”
"Is it okay with a guitar?" Avril's originally elated face collapsed all at once, yes, she was so depressed, weishenme had to be a piano, weishenme had to be a piano, if the mouse was talking about the guitar, she could perform for the mouse for a day and a night, yes, a day and a night. She just doesn't have a patient listener! Britney's guy doesn't know anything but fingers! As for Christina, Avril only pouts, although Christina is a good person, but she and Christina, the jazz girl, really don't have any common language. She needs an audience who can appreciate her so much! It's a pity that this is not Canada, not Ontario, not Toronto, there is no Yanger S Judas Plaza, and there is no street artist in Avril's impression! Really, weishenme is not a guitar! Weishenme has to be a piano, a piano, a piano, a piano that is not cool at all!
"Guitar?" Jerry's face gradually changed into a demonic smile, which was very different from the situation when he was bitten by Rohan Barbie's right hand just now, "No, of course not, I just need the piano." You wouldn't be failing to keep your promise to haode to practice piano, right? Quite a few words"
"Yes, of course I do." Avril pouted angrily, her cheeks bulging, and she was very angry, "But can't you listen to my guitar first?" That's pretty cool. ”
"How cool is it?" Untempted, Jerry raised his right hand and began to scratch his head.
"It's cool~" Before Avril could describe her cool messy guitar skills, she noticed the tooth mark on Jerry's right hand at a glance, and the little guy's eyes grunted, "It's cool that even if you kiss a girl, you won't be bitten hard."
Jerry was visibly stunned for a moment, and suddenly saw the row of human teeth marks on his right hand, and he quickly lowered his hand, coughed in embarrassment, and then opened his mouth and whistled, whistling and drifting to disappear. It's so shameless, even if this tooth mark didn't appear because of a forced kiss incident, but being bitten by a guy smaller than Xiao Ai's classmate and seriously injured, Jerry doesn't think it's a cool thing! Especially for someone like him who has always behaved cool in front of Avril! …,
"Mouse~ Where are you going?" Avril, who is usually quite eye-catching, showed her beautiful white teeth, blocked Jerry's way very timely, and then raised her eyebrows to make an eyebrow flying dance, "Guitar!" Cool guitar~"
The threat is obvious, and if you don't change the piano to a guitar and watch my performance patiently, your row of uncool tooth marks will soon be revealed. Britney and Christina will love to hear that! Of course, Miss Alba's interest will be even stronger!
Jerry nodded helplessly, but suddenly looked out the window with a surprised face, and suddenly stretched out his hand and pointed, "Ah~ flying saucer!" ”
Avril hurriedly turned her head, but she soon realized that this was Jerry's usual trick, so she sometimes quickly turned back, "Don't try to change the subject!" ”
But at this time, where will there be Jerry's shadow in front of her.
"Mouse~" Xiao Ai, who was extremely expressive, began to scream again.
The appearance of the elf somewhat resolved Jerry's heart because of Lindsay. Rohan took a bite of his anger and sat face to face with his enemy at a table again, and realized that Lindsay. After Rohan showed a rebellious and neurotic attitude that was different from other his peers, Jerry put Linda. Ms. Rohan called to the study, and he needed to talk to her. Because in Lindsay. In Rohan's matter, he could see the anxiety in the heart of this kind nanny. He also wants to believe that Linda. Ms. Lohan would not take Lindsay for her own selfishness. Lohan stayed at the Rothsnell family's Long Island villa.
Linda. Ms. Lohan is not a selfish person! Yes, even if Jerry doesn't have any other opinions, Ms. Linda will feel guilty! On the one hand, it was to her niece, as Lindsay. Luo Han asked her for help after running away from home, but she couldn't do everything to take care of her, and on the other hand, it was to her employer Jerry, because right in front of her, Jerry was bitten by Lindsay, and the bite was a little serious! She would definitely not leave Lindsay at the Long Island Villa!
Do you really want to go back to Harlem? But if you really go back, how can you take care of Jerry and Lindsay on the one hand? She really didn't want to lose her job.
It's all Mike's bastard guy, how the hell did he do his father? Hasn't Lindsay been taught his lesson since the last time Lindsay ran away from home?
Linda. Rohan's heart was very difficult.
"Lady Linda, if you really think about your niece, take custody of her out of your bastard brother's hands!" ……,