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Two hours later, Liu Zaishi and Nie Zirun both appeared at the door of the house, Nie Zirun gloated and entered the door first, Liu Zaishi on the side still kept glancing at Nie Zirun, and muttered in a low voice: "Talk about it, keep it secret for me!" ”

“oppa！” Luo Jingen didn't pay attention to what Liu Zaishi was talking about at all, and directly threw herself into Liu Zaishi's arms and cried, now she just wants to hug Liu Zaishi and cry happily.

Jin Yalan, who was standing by the door, heard Liu Zaishi's words and said with a puzzled expression: "Secret? Keeping it secret what? Then he looked at Nie Zirun, who was lying on the sofa, with an expression of truth.

Nie Zirun covered his mouth and kept smiling "hehe", not saying whether he was alive or dead, Zuihou really couldn't entangle Jin Yalan, so he had to say: "Sister, you can ask Brother Shi directly!" ”

The movements of the sister and brother finally attracted Luo Jingen's attention, wiped her tears on Liu Zaishi's chest, raised her head, looked at Liu Zaishi with red and swollen eyes, and then looked at Nie Zirun, who was still holding her belly. What are you hiding from us? ”

Liu Zaishi looked embarrassed, and hurriedly lowered his head and said, "No, it's nothing!" How could I have something to hide from you! ”

"Oppa, don't you know you have a habit? Every time I lie, my head will involuntarily lower, and my two eyes will keep shaking from side to side! Luo Jingen stared at Liu Zaishi's eyes tightly, and said with a serious face, there is a lot of meaning to serve the family law if he is not honest.

Rewind the clock to over an hour ago, so let's see what really happened:

Nie Zirun drove to the downstairs where Liu Zaishi's apartment was located, and saw that the front of the building was densely packed with more than 100 reporters, including people from the three major TV stations, mainstream entertainment magazines and websites.

Nie Zirun was suddenly speechless, his scalp was a little numb, and after parking the car in a position that was convenient for escape, he squeezed away the reporter and entered the building, knocking on Liu Zaishi's door.

Liu Zaishi saw Nie Zirun coming from the cat's eye hole, hurriedly opened the door and pulled Nie Zirun in, and asked anxiously, "What's the situation downstairs?" ”

Nie Zirun said with a wry smile: "There are no less than hundreds of reporters, and they are surrounded by water!" ”

"What then?" Liu Zaishi is also a little ownerless, and he didn't expect such a big battle.

"In Brother Shi, what about you?" Nie Zirun hurriedly asked.

"Alas, it's already attracted firepower for me, otherwise I wouldn't even be able to get out of the door of the recording scene today!" Liu Zaishi replied in frustration.

"Hey, what kind of luggage are you going to come back for?" Nie Zirun stroked his forehead and looked at Liu Zaishi with an incredible expression, he usually looks very smart, how can he do something stupid at a critical moment?

"I'm too busy and dizzy, it's been too chaotic today!" Liu Zaishi smiled bitterly, and then became anxious again: "Ah, don't talk about these useless things, you quickly find a way to take me away, this thing is not difficult for you, right?" You're a master! ”

Nie Zirun shook his head with a wry smile, sighed, and said, "Open your luggage, I'll take a look first, right?" ”

In the past, when he was in Longteng, the camouflage subject was Nie Zirun's compulsory subject, as long as there were props, it would naturally not be difficult for him, with the help of Liu Zaishi, Nie Zirun kept checking every piece of clothing. Suddenly, Nie Zirun saw a set of women's clothes and immediately thought about it.

"Ah, what are you doing with women's clothes, I bought them a few days ago and prepared to give them to Jingen!" Liu Zaishi said with a puzzled expression.

Nie Zirunli ignored Liu Zaishi, and directly unpacked the packaging of the women's clothing, and his luck was not bad, it was actually a complete set of coats, petticoats, and a women's small roll-neck sweater. So he picked up his clothes and compared them to Liu Zaishi's figure.

Liu Zaishi seemed to realize something, and hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Ah, Zirun, what do you want to do?" I would never wear it! ”

"Don't wear it? Then I'm leaving! Nie Zirun threw down his clothes and made a gesture to flash, but Liu Zaishi hurriedly grabbed him, and said with a desperate face: "There is no other way?" ”

"Can you get a helicopter?" Nie Zirun asked playfully. Liu Zaishi shook his head helplessly.

"You should be glad, fortunately it's winter, and fortunately there is such a set of women's clothes, otherwise you wouldn't want to go out today! There are so many reporters at the door, even if a fly goes out, I can't wait to check it for a long time, so I'm not very sure! Nie Zirun said angrily.

In order to escape from the predicament, Liu Zaishi couldn't take care of it so much, and as soon as he gritted his teeth, he began to undress and prepare to wear women's clothes. The two of them worked in a hurry for a long time, and finally put all the women's clothes on Liu Zaishi.

Nie Zirun looked at it and said, "In Brother Shi, find a tight, light-colored pants to wear, try to bind yourself, your legs don't look like a woman!" ”

Liu Zaishi rolled his eyes, and complained angrily: "Ah, my brother is originally a man!" ”

After Liu Zaishi found a pair of pants to put on, Nie Zirun looked at it again, shook his head, and asked, "I'll go down and buy something first, in Brother Shi, pack your luggage, I'll take it down first." ”

Five minutes later, Nie Zirun went downstairs with two suitcases, broke through the encirclement, threw the luggage into the car, and immediately found a fruit store and cosmetics nearby, bought a few oranges, and bought lipstick, powder, eyebrow pencil, and a women's wig, and hurried back to Liu Zaishi's house.

"Hey~~ West! You kid still have to put on makeup for me? What's this for? Liu Zaishi's face was sad and indignant, and then he pointed to the oranges.

Nie Zirun laughed and said, "Women's secondary sexual characteristics depend on this, haha!" After speaking, he picked two oranges of about the same size, pulled up Liu Zaishi's clothes and stuffed them inside.

Liu Zaishi hurriedly resisted in a panic: "Ah, stinky boy, what are you going to do?" ”

"Don't plug it, don't plug it myself!" Nie Zirun is a serious way. Liu Zaishi suddenly wilted like a plucked rooster, and screamed sadly: "Hey, what kind of sin have I made!" ”

Nie Zirun laughed and tinkered for a long time, but he couldn't fix the oranges, so he had no choice but to wrap two oranges around Liu Zaishi's chest with tape. Then he began to put on makeup for Liu Zaishi.

When all the work was over, Nie Zirun looked at Liu Zaishi again, and finally nodded with satisfaction, and said with a smile: "It's almost this time!" By the way, in Brother Shi, find a pair of casual shoes to wear, and try to be as neutral as possible! ”

Finally dressed up, Nie Zirun put a big scarf around Liu Zaishi, blocked the Adam's apple and a small half of his face, and went out with his arms around Liu Zaishi's shoulders, the reporters who surrounded him would not have thought that Liu Zaishi would disguise himself as a woman and follow Nie Zirun out, everything went well, the two easily highlighted the encirclement of reporters, climbed into the car, Nie Zirun hit the accelerator, and fled the scene with Liu Zaishi.

As soon as the car turned onto the road, Liu Zaishi desperately picked up the disguise on his body, Nie Zirun was hahadaxiao on the side, and even the car couldn't drive steadily, so he had to stop on the side of the road first and laugh before talking.

"Hey~~ West!" Liu Zaishi cursed while hurriedly changing his clothes and wiping the makeup on his face. When he was about to leave, he took out two oranges from his chest, opened the skin and bit them hatefully.

"Ah, stinky boy, you must keep it a secret from me, Jing En and Yalan can't say it, you know?" Liu Zaishi admonished with an embarrassed expression.

"Hehe, it depends on Brother Shi's sincerity!" Nie Zirun said leisurely, showing an attitude of ripping off the bamboo.

"Stinky boy, let's say, what conditions do you have? Expiration does not wait. "People are under the eaves and have to bow their heads, Liu Zaishi readily waited for Nie Zi to open the conditions.

Nie Zirun looked playful, pinched his chin and began to think, and after a while, Nie Zirun said thoughtfully: "In Brother Shi, accompany me to Jeju Island for three days!" I haven't been to Korea since I came to Korea. ”

"Going to Jeju Island in winter? Ah, what are you kidding, besides, I can't pull away at all! Liu Zaishi looked impatient, and vetoed it without thinking about it.

"In Brother Shi, don't forget the reason why you want to move me, bring Sister Jingen and my sister, I will help you get my sister when the time comes, and you can take care of the rest yourself, don't say that your brother doesn't take care of you, the opportunity has been created for you, it's up to you whether you can grasp it!" Nie Zirun seduces Liu Zaishi in a sly manner.

Liu Zaishi was also stunned, and then he understood, and then he squeezed his eyes with a treacherous look and said, "You mean"

Nie Zirun replied with a "you understand" look, and said with a smile: "That's how it is described in our Huaxia, this is called raw rice cooked rice!" ”

Liu Zaishi sighed with admiration: "Huaxia deserves to have a culture of 5,000 years, it is really incisive!" ”

Nie Zirun continued: "Besides, in the current situation, you and Sister Jingen are not suitable to appear on the TV station, aren't you jumping into the fire pit by yourself, it's better to hit the sun another day, go on vacation directly, and escape by the way, come back when the wind is quieter!" ”

Liu Zaishi agreed: "Hehe, it makes sense, I'll call the agent to change the itinerary in a while, but you must keep today's matter confidential!" ”

"I promise!" Nie Zirun immediately raised his right hand and said

Let's go back to the present time:

Under Luo Jingen's coercion and Jin Yalan's lure, Liu Zaishi couldn't bear it, so he had to simply explain the matter, and he was embarrassed when he said it later.

Nie Zirun was nibbling on a banana on the side, patting the sofa and saying, "Brother Shi, you said it yourself, you can't blame me." Sister, do you want to listen to the essence version? Please come with your ears attached! haha”

Luo Jingen and Jin Yalan surrounded Nie Zirun excitedly, and kept urging them to say quickly, so under the packaging of our eldest son's gorgeous rhetoric, a thrilling "Liu Zaishi's Escape from Trouble" was born.

After listening to this, the two girls hugged their stomachs and laughed so much that they couldn't get up from lying on the sofa, and Jin Yalan laughed directly. It took a long time for the two to recover. The two women glanced at each other, and then looked at Liu Zaishi who was eager to find a hole to drill down with a wicked smile.

Liu Zaishi suddenly felt a chill down his spine, cold sweat broke out, and he felt that something was going to happen.

Sure enough, Luo Jingen said angrily: "No, I also want to see the appearance of oppa men pretending to be women, oppa, you pretend again, let me see if it's okay?" ”

Jin Yalan also kept coaxing on the side.

Liu Zaishi rolled his eyes, held the back of his head with both hands, and sighed: "Hey, one share"