Chapter 36: Frightened
Lin Ruhai was so shocked by his wife's report that he didn't come home too slowly. In particular, his wife emphasized that because the law of the DPRK and China clearly stipulates that officials are not allowed to prostitute themselves, the male style is especially prevalent. Because, prostituting a man is not a crime, just like in modern society, it is not considered a crime of forcible adultery. In this era, everyone keeps a play, which is considered fun, and sometimes, they even share it with their friends. cough, that is to say, in Lin Ruhai's future socialization, there will be times when there are actors to accompany the wine, and there will be many such times.
Jia Min saw Lin Ruhai's little face blue all the way, and she was funny in her heart, but she had to give him a reminder about this matter, she didn't want to add a male junior in addition to fighting with a woman for a husband, that would be too disgusting.
The two went back to the Hou Mansion, and first went to Mrs. Lin to ask for peace, Mrs. Lin saw that her son looked a little bad, and smelled the smell of wine on his body, so she thought that he had drunk too much, so she simply asked the two of them about the situation of returning to the door, and asked Jia Min's parents how they were okay, so they asked the two of them to go back and rest, and come back at dinner. He also told Jia Min that after he went back, he would make some beautiful tea and relieve Lin Ruhai's hangover.
Jia Min responded spontaneously, and when she returned to the courtyard, a group of girls and mothers-in-law greeted her. The husband and wife went into the house to freshen up and change their clothes, Jia Min personally held a cup of tea, put it in Lin Ruhai's hand, and teased him with a smile, "My husband is so handsome, you have to be careful of yourself, don't be calculated." As he spoke, seeing that there was no one in the room, he turned around and sat down beside his husband, half of his body fell into his arms, reached out and touched his chest, and said, half seriously and half jokingly: "If you are taken advantage of by a stinky man, I will kick you to sleep in the study, and you will not be allowed to enter the room for three months." She meant to be joking, and she thought that there was a man who had the audacity to think about her husband.
Lin Ruhai was frightened by Jia Min, and then roared with a dark face: "I see who dares!" Lao Tzu castrated him! Having said that, the thought of a man staring at him with squinting eyes still made him retch, and he couldn't even swallow his dinner.
Mrs. Lin also said that Lin Ruhai ate too much wine at Jia's house, so she lost her appetite, and in distress, she told Jia Min, "I think Ruhai may have wine, she has no appetite, she doesn't use it much, and I'm afraid I'll be hungry at night." I'll tell the big kitchen to make him some porridge in a moment, and you remember to give it to him. ”
Jia Min pondered for a moment and said with a smile: "Don't bother with the big kitchen, we have our own small kitchen in our yard, and we only boil water, make tea or steam some snacks on weekdays." It's also easy to boil porridge left and right, I'll let the girls make it. ”
"Okay." Mrs. Lin nodded and did not speak again. After the meal was over, Mrs. Lin didn't stay here much, so she sent the two back to rest.
Walking on the porch on a midsummer night, there is a crisp insect chirp in my ears, and the breeze blows on my face, bringing a trace of coolness, and blowing away the depression in my chest. Lin Ruhai took a long breath and slowly spit it out, only to feel that his chest was blocked all night, and it was much better.
"The eldest brother asked me to have a small gathering for a few days, saying that it was the best drunk goose in a restaurant." Lin Ruhai only remembered what Jia Yu had said to him at this time, and greeted his wife in advance: "When I used to watch TV series, I thought he was not a good person. Now that I think about today, I'll be far away from him in the future. ”
Jia Min shook the fan in his hand lightly and smiled slightly: "Weishenme is not going, he had better eat, drink and have fun, if he praises a good place, he must have his reason." Big brother comes to invite, and you go. When the time comes, if he wants to do something crooked, you will straighten your face and press him with big truths, but it really can't be done, so you will go to my father to complain. After a few times, he won't dare to ask you again. ”
Lin Ruhai's eyes lit up, "That's right." Then he remembered the drunken goose mentioned by Jia Yu, and discussed with Jia Min: "Minghui, I don't know what is the difference between this drunken goose and our family?" The goose meat here is all natural, so it should be more fragrant, right? Hehe, if it's delicious, I'll buy it for you to taste when the time comes, and then we'll try to make it. "When it comes to good food, his eyes are shining.
Obviously, Jia Min is also an authentic gourmet, and he actually nodded in agreement, "Speaking of which, it is really green food that tastes better, and the rouge rice is boiled in porridge, which is very fragrant." Then he sighed with regret: "It's a pity that there are too few varieties of vegetables, there are no sweet potatoes, potatoes, peppers, and it seems that there are no tomatoes, let alone any apples, cherries, durians and other fruits." ”
Lin Ruhai also sighed, "There are no buds." ”
"Huh? Got the bud, right? Jia Min tried hard to recall, but unfortunately she was a young lady and was really unfamiliar with crops.
"Is there already one?" Lin Ruhai asked in surprise, he loves to eat bud rice the most, especially roasted bud rice.
Jia Min shook his head, "I don't know, I don't seem to have eaten it in the past." ”
"Alas...... That's still nothing. Speaking of food, Lin Ruhai, who hadn't eaten much in Jia's house and hadn't eaten much after returning home, was hungry, he touched his stomach and said with a bitter face: "I'm hungry, let's go back quickly and eat some dim sum." ”
"I have already ordered someone to make porridge for you."
"The porridge is full, it has to be served with two plates of fried buns."
The more he talked, the more hungry he became, Lin Ruhai's steps began to speed up, and Jia Min, who was being pulled by him, walked for a while, and then felt panting, his hand brushed his chest, his heart was beating hard, and he hurriedly grabbed him, and said in a loud voice: "Slow down, slow down, I can't keep up with you."
Lin Ruhai hurriedly stopped, helped Jia Min's shoulders, leaned over to look at her face, and sure enough, she felt whiter than usual, and her breathing was a lot shorter. He blamed himself: "It's all my fault, knowing that you are weak, and still pulling you away." As he spoke, he reached out to support her chest and help her breathe, "Is it still uncomfortable, I'll carry you back." ”
Jia Min slapped him on the head with a fan, and motioned to him with his eyes, not far behind, followed by a team of people? At this moment, when I saw the uncle and grandmother describing their relatives, they all blushed and lowered their heads.
Lin Ruhai said in a sullen voice: "It's so annoying! "There are a group of people who follow everywhere, and even have to be watched all the time to have a little flirt with their wives and say some sweet words, which is so annoying, so much fun has they lost in vain! This will make people pretend to be shy when they fall in love. That night, when their husband and wife were making love, why did they still have a semblance and wanted to enter the room to serve? I really can't figure out whether these ancient women are generous or old-fashioned.
No wonder he was depressed, just a few days after he was reborn, he planned to play a mandarin duck bath with his wife, and when he was having fun, two girls in small clothes came in in a grand manner. It really shocked him and his wife that they didn't come back to their senses for a long time, and when they drank away, they lost interest and slept randomly. The next morning, when they asked the two girls with black faces, they actually said that they should go into the room to serve when the master was bathing. Depend on...... Nothing more than that word.
From then on, every day I bathed and changed my clothes, and before I went to bed, I had to tell the girls not to come in until they heard the summons.
Seeing that he was a big dog with nowhere to lose his temper, Jia Min took his hand with a smile, "Didn't you say that you were hungry, don't go quickly." ”
"Have you rested, are you still out of breath?" Lin Ruhai was not very relieved, lowered his head and approached the front of her, and muttered in a low voice: "I have to ask a doctor to show you, make a good prescription, and recuperate your body, why is it so weak...... You can't play with me anymore...... I'm tired after a while in bed......" The more he spoke, the quieter he became, and Zuihou's words were almost in his mouth.
Jia Min glared at him, his little hand quietly climbed up to his waist, pinched a little meat, twisted it hard, and said angrily; "Don't go yet."
"Well, let's go, we're leaving." Lin Ruhai bared his teeth in pain, begging for mercy in a strange way, and Jia Min wanted to bite him again.
The little couple laughed and returned to Songfeng Courtyard, and Bi Xuan, who had been guarding the gate of the courtyard, saw Lin Ruhai, didn't care about saluting, and rushed to Lin Ruhai's side in a few steps, and asked in a trembling voice: "Uncle, but what's uncomfortable?" Come into the house and lie down, and call for a doctor. ”
What's this again? Lin Ruhai's body turned dexterously, bypassed Bi Xuan's hand pulling his own, and hid to the other side of Jia Min, while shouting with a calm face: "Presumptuous, what does it look like to pull and pull!" ”
Bi Xuan's eyes immediately turned red, her thin white teeth bit her lower lip hard, and she bowed her head and blessed her softly, "Say hello to the uncle and grandmother." "I specially asked Jia Min for guilt, "Grandma forgive me, the slave is just too worried about the uncle's body, so she is a little presumptuous, and she will ...... in the future" At this point, she already cried: "I won't dare to do it in the future." ”
Jia Min smiled lightly: "Since I know that I am wrong, I will spare you this time, and then there will be a next time, and we will punish you together." ”
Bi Xuan's slender hand at her side clenched violently, her long nails buckled into the flesh, and her tender palm almost immediately broke the skin and oozed blood. She didn't seem to feel the pain, but pushed harder and harder. Even though she hated it to the extreme, Bi Xuan still bowed her head and followed Zuihou softly, and entered the main house together.
The two washed their hands, and Jia Min personally brought a plate of Bazhen cake in front of him, and said with a smile: "Eat a few cushions first, and I'll let them go down." ”
"A simple bowl of shredded chicken noodles with more coriander."
"Hmm." Jia Min was just about to ask Cuizhu to go to the kitchen, but Bi Xuan stepped forward and knelt in front of the two, "Grandma, it's better to use some porridge after eating wine, so as not to hurt your spleen and stomach." ”
She put on this weak and aggrieved jiashi, as if she had been harshly criticized by the master mother on weekdays, and she was partial to the master, and she would rather be punished than speak, so that she seemed to be both loyal and pitiful, and called Jia Min the vicious and jealous housemother.
Jia Min was amused by Bi Xuan's style, stretched out her hand to stop her husband who was about to get angry, and said lightly: "Since you like to kneel, go out and kneel, don't get in the way of my eyes here!" ”