"Squeak-ah-" Bai Lingsu came out of Zhen Cheng's room with a happy face, and just pushed open the door of the room when he heard a scream.

"Ahh His face flushed in surprise, and he turned and ran out the door.

Chen Xiaohan's clothes were disheveled, looking at Bai Lingsu who disappeared at the door, his face was flushed, and he was ashamed and embarrassed.

"Bang-" Chen Xiaohan slapped Shu Shuang's ass angrily and hurriedly sorted out his clothes. scolded loudly, "You're a pig, why don't you lock the door!" ”

"I forgot when I was excited!" Shu Shuang rubbed his ass and said very aggrievedly, "It's so depressing! Why did Sister Bai come back so soon? Could it be that Zhen Cheng has premature ejaculation? ”

"Shut your beak!" If he hadn't grown up with Shu Shuang since he was a child, Chen Xiaohan really suspected that Shu Shuang's IQ was problematic. When will this crazy personality change?

Chen Xiaohan scolded, took two steps into one step, walked out of the room quickly, said hello to Bai Lingsu who was waiting outside the door with a red face, and hurriedly ran to his room.

Bai Lingsu calmed down, lowered his head, re-entered the room, closed the door gently, stopped, and turned his back to think about whether he should lock the door.

"Lock it up! The dead man will not come! Shu Shuang lay on the sofa happily and said loudly.

"I'm so sorry I forgot to knock on the door!" Bai Lingsu still had the picture of Shu Shuang and Chen Xiaohan hugging and kissing each other in his mind, his cheeks were red and hot, and he was embarrassed.

"Nonsense! Where do you enter your room and knock on the door! This time you broke the good thing, it was all when it was time to act, the first time it didn't work, it's okay! Shu Shuang sat up, looked at Bai Lingsu with a cloak, and said very generously, "The next time you kiss Zhen Cheng, I'll take a peek once, quack!" ”

The comfortable appearance can really only be described as obscene. But what makes Bai Lingsu depressed is that the comfortable obscenity is so good-looking.

"you!" Bai Lingsu thought about the scene when he and Zhen Cheng ate the same bowl of noodles just now, and couldn't help but blush his cheeks, thinking about the intoxicating scene just now, Bai Lingsu's mood couldn't help but be chaotic.

"Why did you come back so quickly? The method I taught you last night, are you useless? Shu Shuang saw that Bai Lingsu's coat was still wearing, and asked with a puzzled blink, "Didn't you get your sweater wet?" ”

"It's wet!" Bai Lingsu lowered his head shyly, fiddling with the corners of his clothes and said.

"Didn't you take the opportunity to take off your sweater?" Shu Shuang was very interested and hurriedly asked.

"Nope!" Bai Lingsu thought about the method that Shu Shuang taught him last night, and said with a red face, "I can't do it, your method is too proactive!" ”

"Damn! Sister! Shu Shuang wailed in annoyance, "If you don't take the initiative, how can you overthrow Zhen Cheng?" Zhen Cheng, you don't know this person, you have a colored heart and no lustful guts. Only when you sleep with him first, will he slowly fall in love with you! Didn't I tell you? In order to get the man you love, you have to be bold and cheeky! ”

"Don't say it!" Bai Lingsu raised his head, even his eyebrows were red, and he hurriedly stopped, "I'll take a bath!" ”

"Take a bath, you know how to take a bath, really! What a perfect jihua! Shu Shuang looked at Bai Lingsu's back as he left, and said shamelessly, "It's crazy to buy some widows for the two of you next time, I don't believe Zhen Cheng can hold back!" Rattle! ”

"Quack—"

In Chen Xiaohan's room, Niu Wazi was fiddling with her feet with her hands. Seeing Chen Xiaohan return to the room in a panic, Niu Wazi laughed strangely, and then said, "I was caught raped in bed!" ”

"Fuck off!" Chen Xiaohan scolded angrily, but the red lipstick mark on his forehead made Chen Xiaohan's betrayal vivid.

"Look in the mirror, even the zipper of your pants is open, and you still say no!" Niu Wazi's eyes were like torches, staring at Chen Xiaohan's crotch and saying, "Was it hit by Sister Bai?" You are too, if you want to have a wife, you said generously, I said just now, I left, you said that you want to teach Shu Shuang a lesson, now it's okay, shame and throw it to the teacher's house! ”

Chen Xiaohan looked down at Niu Wazi's gaze and saw that her zipper was really open. Needless to say, this must be a good thing for Shu Shuang to do. After pulling the zipper, Chen Xiaohan sat on the sofa, ashamedly trying to find a crack in the ground to get into.

"It's okay! Just look at it, anyway, Sister Bai will be an elder in the future! Niu Wazi finished her feet, wiped her hands with a napkin, touched a half-eaten apple next to the bed and continued to swallow.

"Are you disgusting, wash your hands and eat again!" Chen Xiaohan frowned when she saw Niu Wazi's every move, and reminded loudly, "You will get sick like this!" ”

"It's not clean, it's not sick!" Niu Wazi lay on the bed, crossed Erlang's legs and said, "Where my fingers touched, won't it be over if I don't eat it?" A sucker! ”

Chen Xiaohan shook and looked away, not wanting to look at the disgusting appearance of Niu Wazi eating apples.

"It's boring!" Chen Xiaohan didn't speak, and Niu Wazi wailed to herself, "It's really boring to have no girls!" ”

"Are you and Ouyang Xuan'er really finished?" Chen Xiaohan asked.

"It can't be finished! This woman is very smart, after so many days, I touched my little hands a few times, I really regret it! Niu Wazi got up, threw away the apple in his hand, ran to the sofa and sat down barefoot, and asked very solemnly, "Xiaohan, you tell the truth, am I handsome?" ”

Chen Xiaohan looked at the sofa cushions that were dirty by the cow baby, frowned and didn't speak.

"Say, I want to hear the truth!" Niu Wazi urged loudly.

"You're not ordinarily ugly!" Chen Xiaohan took herself as the standard and gave Niu Wazi a serious evaluation.

"Fuck off! I don't compare with you this vase! In this way, who do you say is more handsome, me or my master? Niu Wazi said with a solemn expression, "This involves my self-esteem, you must answer carefully and seriously!" ”

"You're more handsome than the director!" Chen Xiaohan replied very unwillingly, and secretly said in his heart, you two are half a pound and eight taels, and it seems that you have nothing to do with handsome.

"Hmmm! I think so too! Niu Wazi grinned, believing it and laughing, "Do you know what Ouyang Xuan'er gave me to break up?" ”

"If you don't say it, how do I know! Probably some kind of personality incompatibility, huge age gap or something! Chen Xiaohan was thinking intently about what he had just embarrassed, and replied absentmindedly.

"!" Niu Wazi leaned on the sofa and said with a very decadent expression, "If only you said it, Ouyang Xuan'er told me that she likes a mature and handsome man like my master!" ”

"That's it!" Chen Xiaohan was relieved with interest, "This seems to make sense!" ”

"! I am only four years younger than Ouyang Xuan'er, and Ouyang Xuan'er is only one year younger than my master! Am I just five years old and I'm immature? Niu Wazi said with an unconvinced face, "Now my master is the most useless for me." The master has a bunch of women, the dog baby has a woman upside down, I'm good, I touched my hand a few times with a girlfriend, and I fell out of love in less than half a month, you say I'm a failure! ”

"There is nothing that fails and does not fail! There are many women! Although Ouyang Xuan'er is beautiful, she is also smart enough. But such a girl from a family is really not suitable for you! Ouyang Xuan'er has a purpose in everything she does, you live with her for a lifetime with such a woman, are you tired? ”

"I know that, too! But it's over like this, it's unwilling! Niu Wazi looked bitter and hateful.

"So what else can you do? Ouyang Xuan'er can admit that she is your girlfriend, which is enough to give you face! If this news reaches Yanjing, many sons may fall through their glasses! ”

"Pull it down!" Niu Wazi said with a wry smile, "You don't have to comfort me, I know the reason why Ouyang Xuan'er doesn't look down on me, it's not because I don't have the ability!" Ximen Shuang'er dumped Shiheng, isn't this also the reason? I just don't understand, weishenme Dongfang Xiaoyu and Shu Shuang are different from them? Sister Nangong and Sister Huang Yiyi don't seem to be this kind of woman, weishenme I am so miserable, my first love is a girl from a family like Ouyang Xuan'er! ”

"It's a blessing to know if Seon lost his horse!" Chen Xiaohan knew that Niu Wazi's experience was different from his own, so he did not continue to enlighten and comfort, and sighed lightly and said, "Find a stupid girl or a tiger girl to be your wife, that kind of happiness and pain is not something you can experience!" Whether the dog baby and Dongfang Xiaoyu can go far is still difficult to say! ”

"What's wrong? Isn't my junior brother Dog Baby still worthy of Dongfang Xiaoyu? Niu Wazi heard the meaning behind Chen Xiaohan's words, and said very solemnly, "The future achievements of the dog baby will not be small!" ”

"How so?" Chen Xiaohan didn't want to hit Niu Wazi, so he thought about it and said, "If you don't say anything else, the name of the dog baby will be a problem!" ”

"You mean the last name?" Niu Wazi immediately understood what Chen Xiaohan meant, nodded and said, "This is also true, my cow is still like a surname, where is there a surname dog!" ”

"Don't you know what the dog baby has been going through?" Chen Xiaohan asked curiously, "The dog baby must have his own surname, and his current name is more like a profession!" ”

"Except for my master and the dog baby, no one knows what my junior brother's surname is!" Niu Wazi replied with a wry smile.

Chen Xiaohan didn't ask any more, because not only is the life experience of the dog baby a mystery, but it seems that the life experiences of these boys and girls in Hanmang are all mysteries. I don't know when this mystery will be revealed, and when this day comes, Hanmang may derive more stories.

Niu Wazi seemed to be touched by Chen Xiaohan's words, and looked at the ceiling blankly, not even realizing that Chen Xiaohan left to go to the bathroom to take a bath.

"Who the hell are my parents?" Niu Wazi's mind is full of cranky thoughts, weaving and longing for himself.

PS: This chapter plus is to congratulate "Chen Xiaohan" incense powder on the promotion of grandmaster, there is still one chapter left, and it will be completed in the evening! Brothers hurry up and get promoted, the more this kind of addition, the more excited the master is! It's the end of the month, and the flowers are lost. If you don't lose it, it will expire and clear zero! The flower list is still very close, I implore the brothers to continue to give their strength! There are still seven small flowers left to break through the bottleneck of 400, and the master is looking forward to it! It is said that if you lose six flowers at a time, which brother will give it a try?