Once, a certain sling said such a big sentence: shooting advertisements is too simple, as long as the man is handsome and the woman is good, and then everyone can play cool and pose POSS together.

And today, when he was riding his bicycle under the sun, on a wide and flat street that no one passed through (applying for road closure), and then rode towards Sun Li, who was walking over in a white dress with a paper bag in her arms, as requested by the fat director Li, this simple action, he frequently made mistakes.

For the first time, Brother Chic rode a bicycle very easily and "crashed" towards Sun Li, and then was called NG.

"Man, you can't really look at the road like you usually ride a bicycle on, and you hit someone when you look at the road, that's too much to say, right? Unless it is intentional. ”

The fat director threw down the horn and shouted.

The second time, Brother Chic deliberately didn't look at the road, but just swept Sun Li slightly with the corner of his eye, thinking that it would be easy to pass, but when he swept the camera, he NG again.

"Stop, I said buddy, your body is so stiff, is it necessary to care about the camera lens? Relax and we'll come back! ”

The third time, Brother Chic took a deep breath, and then neither looked at the road nor cared about the camera lens, originally he thought he could pass, but just before "bumping" into Sun Li, he NG again.

"Damn, what's the reason this time?" Someone looked at the fat director depressedly.

"I'm sorry, but your riding speed is really too slow, the picture looks fake, and children can avoid it. So wait a little bit faster! ”

Brother Chic: "......"

Sun Li smiled and comforted: "It's okay." This time it can definitely be passed! ”

Thereupon. The fourth start

This time, Brother Xiao sped up a little faster, and then kept it perfectly until she "bumped" into Sun Li, she flashed to the side all of a sudden, but, but the paper bag in her hand was thrown on the road all of a sudden, and it didn't "fly" as expected, and then the candy was scattered everywhere.

No way. Let's do it again.

The fifth time, the dashing brother NG again, because he committed the "bad" habit of looking up at the road again.

The sixth time, the start was perfect, but unfortunately when I met Sun Li, the speed was a little too fast, and Sun Li couldn't dodge and throw away the paper bag as designed, okay, then come again.

Before the seventh start, the fat director finally couldn't help but speak: "I'll ask you two." Everyone must sum up the lessons just now and remember them firmly. We're going to have to try to get it all at once this time, no problem, right? ”

"I'll try to be fine!" Sun Li replied weakly.

In fact, her performance in the first part is really too simple, just walk with the paper bag in her handsome style, and then show a panicked look, dodge the bike and throw the paper bag into the sky. However, because she has to cooperate with Brother Chic, a guy with zero acting skills, she can't guarantee that she can pass at one time.

"Well, I'll try my best!" Under the knife-like gaze of the fat director, someone could only reluctantly give a guarantee.

"It's not as much as possible, it's necessary! Today we must finish the shooting of this advertisement! ”

After yelling at this paragraph, the fat man shouted again with a loudspeaker: "Action"

So, the dashing brother rode a bicycle on the road again, he didn't look at the road, nor did he look at the camera, just pretended to look around, looking around, looking left and right, and then when he hit Sun Li, he jumped off the car all of a sudden, and at this time, the candy suddenly fell down, but Sun Li finally successfully completed the action of throwing paper bags into the sky.

"Okay, let's move on to the next paragraph!" The fat director shouted happily.

God, it took a full seven times to shoot such a simple shot, and it was no wonder that he was relieved.

Then, he said to Brother Wu Chic and Sun Li: "Wait a minute, you will quickly say: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, when you're done, you and Sun Li bent down and lowered their heads to pick up the candy on the ground, understand?" ”

Who doesn't understand that simple?

Brother Xiao and Sun Li both nodded affirmatively: "No problem!" ”

So, with an "action", the shooting continued.

"I'm sorry! I'm sorry! ”

After finishing speaking, Brother Chic was about to lower his head to pick up the candy on the ground, but he heard the fat director shouting: "Stop, what you said was too slow, it didn't reflect that kind of anxious feeling at all, do it again." ‘

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"

"Stop, you don't have any other look on your face, buddy, you accidentally hit someone, is it just that your face doesn't change color?"

Well, you want me to play out the real feelings of the perpetrators, right?

Brother dashing began to spin his brain, what if I really hit someone because I was riding a bicycle without looking at the road?

First of all, he felt that he would definitely blush because the accident was completely caused by his own accident.

Then, I must be very nervous, because I don't know if the person who was hit was injured or not, and whether the responsibility is great?

Well, but how do you perform if you're nervous?

Obviously, a certain acting idiot can't think of how to show a nervous expression, should he tremble? Or can't you say it clearly?

Zuihou, his brain hurts, but he still can't figure out how to express his apprehension, and he still wants to be realistic.

So he could only whisper in shame: "Director Li, I, I can't think of how to perform the kind of ...... that is nervous."

It can be said that someone at this moment is really ashamed, because logically speaking, this kind of simple performance can be successfully done by even a trick actor, but he, a new idol known as "almighty", was stumped.

At this time, he suddenly remembered the system's original evaluation of his acting skills: 45 points, which is obviously super unsatisfactory data, and he can't pass it!

"What? Can't do it that simple? ”

Brother Xiao's words directly confused the people on the scene, and several field workers even exclaimed, and everyone obviously couldn't believe that this was true.

And Director Li and Sun Li. They looked at and looked at someone who was ashamed and ashamed. Even if you haven't taken a professional acting course. But wouldn't you imitate similar scenes in the TV series?

Being watched by everyone like this, Brother Xiao became even more helpless, he blushed and opened his mouth, but he couldn't say anything, he could only lower his head slightly, wishing that there was a crack on the ground so that he could get into it quickly, so as not to be so stimulated again.

Nima. It's so embarrassing, it's really embarrassing, why is it so difficult to shoot a broken advertisement?

"Ahem, this is chic, it doesn't matter, I'll teach you!"

After all, the fat director Li still has a lot of experience, and when Brother Chic lowered his head, he woke up from the shock, and immediately said: "It's actually very simple, you just need to blush and sweat to make a panicked look." Hurriedly say sorry, sorry, in fact, it's okay. ”

Director Li said and carefully analyzed him: "It's like you've done something wrong." For example, when you are playing basketball, you hit a passerby, haha, do you think it is a bit impressive? ”

"Huh? Can you bring it in like this? But it seems to be the same thing! ”

After listening to Director Li's words, someone who was embarrassed and embarrassed to death just now immediately regained a trace of brilliance.

He raised his head to look at Director Li's chubby round face, nodded and said embarrassedly: "I've really experienced shooting but hitting others, now I should be fine!" ”

"Whew, it's finally done, the current newcomer is really a dish!"

Listening to Brother Chic's words, especially seeing the hint of relief in his eyes, Director Li couldn't help but exhale deeply. secretly said: "If he explained it like this, but he still didn't perform haode, then Lao Tzu would definitely grab the ground with his head, and then directly announce that he couldn't shoot!" ”

"Alright, let's do it again!" Director Li squeezed out a smile and said.

In a "action", I saw Brother Chic quickly jumped off the bicycle, and then he blushed (suffocated) with beads of sweat (the weather was hot and held for a while), said "I'm sorry, I'm sorry", and then quickly squatted down~ The body quickly helped Sun Li pick up the candy scattered on the street.

Obviously, he completely performed the kind of expression, tone and action that Director Li needed this time, so it wasn't until the candy on the ground was picked up that he heard a long-lost "card".

"Haha, dashing, you have really made progress, and the anxiety and guilt of a person who hit people are obviously performed, not bad!" Director Li praised it.

Well, is that a compliment? But why is Sun Li so relaxed?

Someone who was praised blushed even more, Sun Li was really performing, it was as if he was really frightened by him, first Chu Chu stared at him pitifully, and then immediately bent down angrily to pick up candy, which did not show the slightest sense of disobedience at all, not like a performance at all.

It can be said that at this time, someone finally has a "reference" in terms of acting skills, and for the first time, he has deeply realized how different the acting effects will be.

"Chic, keep up the good work!" Sun Li smiled and shook her fist at Brother Chic.

"Don't worry, Sister Li, I will!" Brother Chic also replied with a smile.

"Alright, now the main event is really here!"

The chubby Director Li walked over, then threw down a favorite candy on the ground, and said, "See this candy, right?" Wait for Xiao Dash and Sun Li, you have to reach out and grab it together, the result is that Sun Li got it first, but Brother Chic grabbed Sun Li's hand, and then, you have to keep this posture of hanging your arms in the air, just look at each other, about three seconds later, Xiao You want to show a smile, the most natural kind of smile, and Sun Li has to be very angry, and suddenly shook off the chic arm, and let go of the candy, holding the paper bag on the ground and standing up and leaving, do you hear clearly? ”

This idea has been discussed at the dinner table for a long time just now, so Brother Xiao and Sun Li both nodded affirmatively: "Clear!" ”

"Well, I hope you don't NG more than 10 times this time!" After Director Li finished speaking, he nodded to someone who was a little stunned and panicked.

I, I'm slot, buddy is already so unreliable? Someone is full of cows in an instant! (To be continued......)