Chapter 210: If you want to play yin, I'll play with you (second more ticket)
Hua Wenhao made a gesture of please.
Xiao Shuo sat aside.
"Since you said that you are our teacher, well, you teach "Diagnostics of Traditional Chinese Medicine", then start with diagnosis! Chinese medicine looks, smells, asks, and cuts, you say that you want to pass on Chinese medicine and let Chinese medicine go to shijie! Okay, you just take out the real skills, show us the disease, we want to see, how did you make Chinese medicine shijie! ”
Some people laughed 'hee-hee', in the eyes of these students, Hua Wenhao lost this game. What is Chinese medicine in their eyes, no one will be idle to learn such a boring thing, drinking a few bowls of bitter medicinal soup can cure diseases, what a joke!
Let Chinese medicine go to shijie, foreigners who will see Chinese medicine, those grassroots you let people eat, what an international joke!
Many of them will apply for TCM because the Chinese medicine school is better than the Western medicine, so they will apply for the Chinese medicine exam, at most a diploma, who will really learn this thing!
Hua Wenhao said righteously that he wanted to let Chinese medicine go to shijie, which was a big joke in their eyes. If you still see a doctor, what can you see, just the diagnosis techniques of traditional Chinese medicine, feel the pulse, look at the tongue coating, you can see what disease the person is suffering from?
So as soon as Xiao Shuo made this request, almost all the students looked at Hua Wenhao with disdain, just waiting for him to make a fool of himself, and then justifiably kick him out, isn't it crazy, it will make you disgraced!
The movement here in the third class is not small, it has attracted the attention of the class, many students have looked inside when they pass by, and a few students who have paid attention to the movement here have introduced what is happening to the students who have just come to join in the fun!
Qiao Guangbei walked to Dai Baijun's desk: "Director Dai, the new teacher Hua ran to the classroom to make a bet with the students. Did You Know? ”
"Oh, there's still this kind of thing, what's going on, there won't be any mess!"
Qiao Guangbei worriedly told the matter, he listened to the students passing by, and then went to Dai Baijun to report.
"Teacher Hua is too young, and he is easy to break when he is rigid, how can he make a bet with his students, what if he loses the bet, isn't it a discredit to our teacher? How to carry out teaching in the future! No way. I've got to get him back. Let him go to class normally, how can he be so nonsense! ”
It turned out that this was the case, Dai Baijun listened to Qiao Guangbei with a smile, isn't it better. I just took this opportunity to send this surnamed Hua back to the People's Hospital. The position of the lecturer is still remembered by many people. He was angry with Wu Liqun again. That's a win-win-win!
"Hey, Guangbei, don't be so breathless. Xiaohua was recommended by the People's Hospital. Dean Qu said hello again, such a person must have something extraordinary, young people have sharpness, let's wait and see what happens, if Xiaohua can clean up those boys, wouldn't it also make achievements for our College of Traditional Chinese Medicine, lest those children make trouble all day long, sit down and sit down, let's talk about work.
Next week, Stanford Medical School will send experts to visit us, and at the same time, our school will also send people to the United States for exchanges. The school arranged for our Chinese medicine department to send three experts to receive the guests together with the experts of the Western medicine department, who to send, let's have a good discussion, and Dean Kong also has to listen to our opinions! ”
"Why just give us three places, that's too little! What does the school think, although Chinese medicine is weak, but it can't be treated like this, why didn't Dean Kong fight for it, even if it can't compare to the Western Medical Department, but it won't give three places! In this way, how can we promote our traditional Chinese medicine. ”
Dai Baijun waved his hand to signal Qiao Guangbei not to get excited.
"You, this temperament is in a hurry, Dean Zeng is not here, and Dean Kong has tried his best to fight for it, but the school will not let go, so Dean Kong is still fighting with the old leader, so let's not embarrass Dean Kong!"
In the office, teacher Zhang Wenyuan was talking to Feng Ningning and Chen Xiaoxue about Hua Wenhao's bet with students.
"Teacher Hua is too impulsive, this TCM diagnosis is dialectical, and he wants to determine the condition without passing the instrumental test, which is a bit unreliable, and there are a few people like Dean Zeng's high level! If he loses the bet, he can't do it."
Feng Ningning didn't say anything, she saw Chen Xiaoxue frowning, there was finally a teacher of the same age as Chen Xiaoxue in this courtyard, and he was quite handsome, if he really let the students run away
"Teacher Chen, you are about the same age as Teacher Hua, I think you have to pull him back in the past, otherwise it will be bad if you mess up!"
Zhang Wenyuan, who is in his forties, also echoed.
"Sister Feng, why don't you go with me."
Chen Xiaoxue has a good impression of Hua Wenhao, the male is married, the female is married, and she is a little careful about Hua Wenhao, but if she goes like this, what do people think, a few teachers said so, Chen Xiaoxue also pushed the boat with the water, accompanied by Teacher Feng, and others couldn't say anything.
"Okay, I'll go with you!" Feng Ningning took the lead
Sophomore and third class classrooms!
Hua Wenhao sat down, and then asked, "Who will come first!" ”
Mo Lili was the first to come out, and then sat opposite Hua Wenhao with a smile, Hua Wenhao's actions just now almost broke the precautionary heart of these little girls, listening to Hua Wenhao's question, Mo Lili took the lead.
"Handsome guy, you can show me first, see what is wrong with me?"
"Call me Teacher Hua, at least respect you have to learn!"
Mo Lili looked intoxicated: "Yes, Teacher Hua, you can show the little girl!" ”
"Teacher Hua, your hands are so hot!"
As soon as Hua Wenhao put on Mo Lili's wrist, Mo Lili said softly. Hua Wenhao had already closed his eyes, but he didn't hear it!
It only took more than ten seconds for Hua Wenhao to let go of his hand.
Someone coaxed in the back, "How is it, do you find anything sick?" The tone was full of ridicule and disbelief, no one believed that Hua Wenhao could break it off with such a touch of his wrist and whether someone was sick or not!
Hua Wenhao said: "I don't know that the evil cold has entered the body! Glancing at Mo Lili's exposed thighs, it's no wonder that this body is not cold.
"You are often cold in the lower abdomen, this is the evil cold into the body, and the symptom is dysmenorrhea!"
"Menstrual cramps!" Someone has already shouted. "Didn't you say that sex can cure menstrual cramps! I'll go, Mo Lili is still a virgin, ghost letter! You lose"
"Wheeze a fart!" Mo Lili rarely blushes once.
looked at Hua Wenhao with burning eyes: "Teacher Hua, you can really see it, how can it be cured!" ”
Hua Wenhao glanced at her, Mo Lili's dress was too eye-catching! A girl who looks very delicate has no beauty at all when she dresses up like this, and the foundation on her face has to be one centimeter thick, and she can't see her true face at all!
"You are cured of this disease, go back and straighten out your hair, don't make it like a bird's nest, wash off the foundation on your face, you won't be afraid of summoning ghosts at night, and put on your pants, you think you will be beautiful if you wear less! Brew a bowl of ginger soup with boiling water before going to bed at night, take it for a week, and you're good! ”
A few girls covered their mouths and laughed, this Teacher Hua's mouth is too damaged, and the treatment is also harmful, but these girls know that Mo Lili has this problem, but I didn't expect this Teacher Hua to really have two strokes, and they immediately saw Mo Lili's disease!
Mo Lili rarely didn't go back to Hua Wenhao, but stood aside very obediently, staring at Hua Wenhao non-stop!
"Is he right?"
Xiao Shuo asked.
"Not bad at all!" Mo Lili replied.
"Next!"
There was already a boy sitting in front of Hua Wenhao.
"You often have diarrhea, you have a weak spleen and stomach! Lack of stomach qi leads to poor digestion and affects the spleen's water valley transport, so it will often have diarrhea, you look at you, you are very tall, but people are too thin, this is the reason, Western medicine will think that you have indigestion, poor absorption, eat those diet tablets, and the medicine of stomach motility is useless, throw away those medicines!"
The boy's eyes widened: "Teacher Huahua, you can also see this!" The boy couldn't help but use honorifics, and he even knew what medicine he was taking! That's pretty impressive, isn't it?
"You are studying Chinese medicine, you must have confidence in what you have learned, I will prescribe you a side medicine, eat it according to what I say when you go back, two weeks later, I will keep you good, if it is not good, you will come to my office collectively to smash my brand!" Hua Wenhao zuihou said it to everyone!
Wow, Mr. Hua is so confident and charming! A few little girls have little stars in their eyes, and they have never seen any doctor dare to guarantee a patient like this.
Someone had already handed over paper and a pen, and Hua Wenhao brushed and brushed the recipe to write, and then handed it to the boy.
There is no need to ask, everyone knows that Hua Wenhao is right again, this skill alone is enough to shock, and the following began to talk in a whisper.
"Teacher Hua really has two hits, no wonder you dare to bet with us!"
Before you know it, these students have changed their names!
"You show me!" Zhang Dayong sat opposite Hua Wenhao. He had long looked at Hua Wenhao unpleasantly.
I thought to myself: "Let you see, after a while, I will say west, I will say west, I have to smash your signboard!" Just wait for us to throw you out and be embarrassed! ”
Zhang Dayong sneered twice, and then stretched out his hand!
Hua Wenhao glanced at him: "You don't need to take the pulse, I also know what disease you have!" ”
"Cut, you don't need to look at it to know what disease I have, it's too good to blow!"
Zhang Dayong shouted: "Okay, what kind of disease did you say I had!" If it's wrong, you'll get me out of the third shift. ”
Zhang Dayong is overjoyed, even if you say it right, I won't admit it! I don't believe I can't get you out.
"What if I'm right?"
Hua Wenhao stared at Zhang Dayong, and seeing the sparkle in his eyes, Hua Wenhao knew that this kid didn't have any good intentions, even if he was right, this kid wouldn't admit it!
Since you want to play yin, I will play with you, Hua Wenhao has already had a plan! If you don't treat your half body, you don't know how the word Chinese medicine is written. (To be continued......)
PS: (Look at how Hua Wenhao rectified Zhang Dayong, ask for tickets, brothers, recommendations, monthly passes, and rewards are pitiful, brother push me!) )