In the countryside of the countryside, there are usually some gossip, or various scandals and scandals about the parents or the melons and plums. Anyway, most of the young and middle-aged men have gone out to earn money and work, and in addition to the elderly and children, the most remaining middle-aged women are the middle-aged women who stay for various reasons.

Middle-aged women, also known as Obasan, are no longer shy or unable to open face. As soon as they gather together, they will soon tell some gossip about the people in each village that they have hearsay, so as to amuse others to ask questions or daxiao. Anyway, on a hot day, it's like hitting a child on a rainy day!

And now, their topic has fallen on Tang Xiaosheng, who has been at home for almost a week since he returned from the town because of the failure of the college entrance examination.

"Do you know the young man named Tang Xiaoxiao in Tang Guoxian's family?"

In the only teahouse in the village, a short, stocky middle-aged Obasang asked the other idle Obasang around him in a tone of an underground party connection.

Who doesn't know anyone from the older generation in the countryside? If you go back 20 years, everyone would rather walk ten miles across several villages with kerosene torches in order to watch a movie. It is precisely this kind of thing that makes people in the early years basically have a wide range of social aspects, not at all like today's young people, who are watching TV on holidays, and the whole village doesn't know a few, at most they feel familiar.

Therefore, as soon as the short and fat woman asked, another Obasang answered: "Nonsense, isn't it the short and thin young man who heard that reading is useless?" What's wrong? ”

Well, rural people evaluate whether a young person who is still studying has development potential, mainly to see whether his grades are good, and whether he has filial piety is also a major indicator. And Brother Chic has not won any awards and honors since he was a child, which is why these women look down on him.

"Don't you know, don't I live behind his mountain?" The short and fat woman shook her head and said in a very heavy tone: "It used to be okay, but in the last few days, when I have just gotten up every morning, I can hear a dead ghost running up to my mountain and shouting "Ahhhhh ”

Sure enough, as soon as this statement came out, it immediately caused a wave of questions: "Huh? Haha, who's yelling? ”

"Did you come across something unclean?"

"It can't be that Don what's making trouble, right?"

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Originally, there were only a few people around, but with the attraction of a few Obasan's loud voices, a few more idle uncles and uncles who had nothing to do also followed. Isn't that idle anyway?

The short and fat woman was obviously a bit crazy, and when she saw that there were more people, she immediately became more energetic, and then said loudly, "Don't even listen to me." The people around her "oh" quickly quieted down, so she continued: "I listened to it for three days in a row, every day around 6 o'clock in the morning, and the shouting sound was exactly the same, oh oh, sometimes it was like thunder and "buzzing", shouting so that my heart was numb!" ”

"Your man is out, and the child is alone before the summer vacation, of course I'm afraid." An observer was sympathetic and understanding.

Another Obasang also came up with an idea: "So what do you do?" Just endure it? ”

"Just kidding, can the old lady endure it?" The short and fat woman roared angrily on her face: "So this morning, the old lady got up at dawn, and then went directly to the mountain with two kitchen knives and a flashlight to wait." ”

"Good! Or are you amazing~" A woman who is usually a little timid admired loudly.

"Haha, it's worthy of a cannon~ Only you can do it." Middle-aged and elderly men also expressed their admiration.

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"Which bastard calls the old lady Zhang Dacang again, and the old lady will fight with you~" The short and fat woman shouted. She obviously didn't like the nickname "Zhang Cannon", because in the village only the shrews who couldn't be messed with were given the nickname "Cannon". This is a typical personal attack"Ah!

"Okay, hurry on, what are you doing with the knife?" Everyone didn't take her seriously, after all, if a shrew really provoked her, it would cause gossip, and no one wanted to be the protagonist of other people's jokes. So I had to urge "Zhang Dacang" to hurry up and continue.

"What's the hurry, what's the hurry?" Zhang Dacang pursed her lips very unhappily, at this moment she finally had a feeling of "the stars holding the moon", so she snorted very proudly before continuing: "I just climbed up the mountain, and you also know that the sun has not come out yet, and the wind is a little cold, I am going to take a break and go to that person again, but-" Speaking of this, I saw a look of shock and fear appear on Zhang Dacang's face, and she swallowed her saliva: "But you would never have imagined that when I raised my eyes, I saw a shirtless man, The young man who was wearing only a pair of boxers and was barefoot was running in circles around the edge of the "sun soil" on the mountain, which had more than 5 acres of land, and was running fast while still making a "hum haha" sound in his mouth......

"Cut me to weishenme, people are exercising!" An old man with gray hair sneered when he heard this, and said disdainfully: "When I lived with my son in Yuzhou, I could see many young people running with towels in the community and in the park every day. ”

"What a fuss!" The others laughed at once, and several of them left at once.

"Old man Wang, don't look down on people!" Zhang Dacang was in a hurry, she was finally so showy, how could she let a bad old man destroy it, only to hear her say anxiously: "Who doesn't know running?" The point is that the young man didn't pay attention to me when he finished running, and he stood under a big cypress tree on the side of the dirt slope, and he didn't know it, so he punched and kicked the cypress tree, and the scene was horrible, and the bark of the cypress tree was deflated, and it shook incessantly. The young man seemed to be crazy......" As she spoke, her stocky body was shaking, as if she was really frightened.

"So is he really crazy?" A group of people around them all made the same inquiry. It's like watching a movie, and it's a martial arts movie.

"How do I know? I turned around and ran. Zhang Dacang aggrievedly admitted his timidity: "Didn't you say that if you are really beaten by a madman, you can only deserve to be unlucky?" I don't want to be hospitalized and take medication. ”

A large group of people, you look at me, I look at you, and they all don't know what to do. Because the reason Zhang Dacang said is indeed very reasonable, no one wants to deal with crazy people. No matter how shrewd she is, she is afraid of madmen.

"Okay, okay, let's ask Li Wenjun later? Whether her own grandson is crazy or not, she knows for sure. It was the old man Wang who broke the silence: "Li Wenjun now comes here every day to play 8 pieces (a local poker game), ask him later." ”

"Okay, then let's go and ask her together, if it's really crazy, we'll persuade her to send her for treatment, don't accidentally hurt someone." A large group of people nodded in agreement, and then some people sighed, "Poor baby, why are you crazy at such a young age?" Something like that.

There is an exaggerated saying in the countryside that if you fart at the head of the village, the whole village can smell the stench. Now, when Zhang Dacang told the news that Tang Xiao had gone crazy, it only took an hour for the vast majority of the people in the village to know.

"Tang Xiaosheng is crazy, you know?" This sentence suddenly became the most popular phrase in the village that day, far more than "have you eaten" or "where are you going".

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