Isn't this schadenfreude?
Arrived at the restaurant. Watching the waves
Lin Xiaoxi wanted to laugh after seeing today's heroine.
If she hadn't been introduced, she wouldn't have known that the tall girl in front of her was the other party on a blind date with Li Yuzhe.
The makeup is a little exaggerated, as if he is going to shoot a ghost movie in the next second.
His face was bloodless, and his lips were so red that he was dripping blood.
Wearing a very tacky big pink cheongsam.
When introducing, the other party still greeted Lin Xiaoxi very warmly.
Lin Xiaoxi couldn't help but think that no, this girl didn't want to go on a blind date with Li Yuzhe, so she deliberately dressed up like this!
Turning his head to look at Li Yuzhe, he saw that his face was so gloomy that it was about to drip rain.
After taking a seat, everyone was almost ready, and the dishes came up one after another.
Lin Xiaoxi happened to be sitting with this girl.
I saw that she elegantly stretched out her chopsticks, picked up a crab, and put it on the dinner plate.
also politely asked her if she wanted to help her clip.
"Xiexie, I'm not very good at eating crabs!" Lin Xiaoxi politely refused.
Then I remembered the last time Xiao Yumo took her to eat seafood, and the crab eight pieces.
It's a pity that she didn't have any preparation here, otherwise she could have shown her skills.
Li Yumin on the side took over a crab, peeled it, and put it on Lin Xiaoxi's dinner plate.
Lin Xiaoxi whispered a word xiexie, and then began to nibble on the crab.
Then I heard the sound of the girl eating on the side a little louder.
Turned his head and was startled.
In between, the girl took the hairy crab and gnawed it directly.
After gnawing, still suck. sucked his fingers, and then said to Lin Xiaoxi with a smile,
"It's the best crab I've ever tasted!"
"It's delicious!" Lin Xiaoxi smiled.
I think this girl is really straightforward.
Then he couldn't help but turn his head to look at Li Yuzhe, his face was already ugly at the moment, as if no one owed him money and didn't pay it back.
Lin Xiaoxi felt even more fun.
After the girl finished eating the two crabs, she turned her head and chatted with Lin Xiaoxi.
"You look small, don't you? Is it eighteen? ”
"Twenty-two this year!"
"I can't really see it, it's young and beautiful."
"You too!" Lin Xiaoxi said a little against his will.
If she hadn't put on such heavy makeup.
"How can I compare with you, I am 28 years old this year, 26 years old and 9 months old." As soon as the girl finished speaking, Li Yuzhe, who was drinking tea, choked suddenly.
The girl turned her head to glance at him, and then continued to chat with Lin Xiaoxi in a low voice,
"Actually, your husband is much more handsome than your uncle."
"Of course!" Lin Xiaoxi replied unashamedly.
Then he realized that today's protagonist was Li Yuzhe, so he hurriedly remedied,
"Actually, Uncle Li is also good, he is very popular with girls!"
"I know, a peacock, when you see a girl, you open the screen!"
Lin Xiaoxi smiled all of a sudden.
Now I'm sure that this girl dressed herself like this because she didn't want to go on a blind date with Li Yuzhe.
And apparently this girl really hates Li Yuzhe.
I don't know what they had before.
Lin Xiaoxi chatted with the girl in a low voice for a while, but she knew something about this girl.
For example, where do you work now, what kind of university did you go to before, what do you like to do, what kind of man you like, etc.
After they finished eating, the adults of the two families found a reason to let Li Yuzhe and the girl named Cheng Miaomiao have a chance to get to know each other alone.
The others all went home first.
Lin Xiaoxi walked to the door of the restaurant, only to feel a little urgent, so after talking to Li Yumin, he went to the bathroom.
After entering the bathroom, I heard someone next door calling the electricity. words, the voice was a little excited,
“…… At first glance, he is a peacock, more beautiful than a woman, and he thinks he is a male god! Even if all the men in Shijie are dead, I can't take a fancy to him! …… The makeup you put on for me is so effective, I can't see that he can't eat anything in one night, I guess he was scared by me, haha......"
Lin Xiaoxi finished going to the bathroom, walked out to wash his hands, and then walked out of the restaurant and got into Li Yumin's car.
"I ran into that Cheng Miaomiao in the bathroom just now!"
"Hmm!" Li Yumin didn't react in particular.
"She's in the other block, she doesn't see me, she's calling a friend inside. Speech.
I heard what she said and wanted to laugh.
She said that the uncle was a peacock and looked more beautiful than a woman.
And she deliberately put on this makeup at night to scare the uncle!
It's so much fun! Lin Xiaoxi continued with a smile.
"Really?" Li Yumin turned his head and glanced at Lin Xiaoxi and said.
"yes, I don't think anyone would wear such heavy makeup to go on a blind date, unless she doesn't want to come.
Don't you think she looks like a female ghost? ”
"You're not scared?"
"Fortunately, I'm not afraid to be with you, but after chatting with her for a while, I think she's quite interesting.
It's very straightforward and funny! ”
"And then you're being bought?"
"People are telling the truth." "It's useless if you like it, you have to like it."
"Haha, Uncle must have been scared a lot this time, how can he like it."
"It's fate."
"Husband, you've been on a blind date before!"
"Always!"
"Huh?"
"My mother, your mother-in-law is always worried that Xiaozhe and I will become unmarried, so I started urging after the age of 25.
It's been a few years now, and it's strange that I haven't been on a blind date. ”
"Then you don't have a match?" Lin Xiaoxi suddenly asked with some surprise.
"At that time, I didn't have that mind, I just thought about work."
"Oh!" Lin Xiaoxi responded with a smile.
Although this reason is far-fetched, it seems to be quite plausible to the president.
So Lin Xiaoxi believed the words of the big president.
Along the way, Lin Xiaoxi still talked about this blind date with relish.
A completely gloating expression.
The corners of Li Yumin's mouth couldn't help but rise.
It's rare for her to be so happy.
After returning home, he took off his makeup, washed up, changed his pajamas, and Lin Xiaoxi lay on the bed reading a book.
The president was busy in the study.
So she was bored by herself and couldn't sleep, so she simply read a book.
When I saw the back, my eyes became a little uncomfortable.
Lin Xiaoxi had no choice but to close the book and lie on her stomach for a while, but the president hadn't come back yet, and she couldn't sleep.
I simply climbed up and walked to the balcony to blow the wind.
Then I saw Li Yuzhe smoking over there.
Lin Xiaoxi couldn't help but laugh when he thought of the experience at night, and shouted at Li Yuzhe,
"Uncle is smoking here alone to kill his worries!"
"Who said I was worried! I couldn't be happier! Li Yuzhe turned his head to look at her and replied.
"Really? How does it feel to go on a blind date today? Lin Xiaoxi asked gloatingly.
"There is no thunderous person, only more thunderous people!"
Actually, that Miao Miao is good. ”
"I guess in your eyes, as long as it's a woman who is unmarried, you will feel good!" Li Yuzhe scoffed.
"I'm telling the truth, it's just right for your type!"
"Thank you!"
"Actually, you get along well, maybe you can really fall in love.
"Thank you, I can't bear such a female ghost."
"Don't you think a woman is the most charming if she reaches the level of a fairy?"
"You're talking about goblins, goblins are charming, and female ghosts are scary!"
"She's just wearing heavy makeup, maybe she's beautiful without makeup!"
"Even if she is a celestial maiden, I am not interested!"
"Uncle Li means that it is absolutely impossible to talk to her!"
"Unless it's the end of Shijie." Li Yuzhe swore to answer.
"It's actually hard to say about fate.
Look at me and your brother, we used to be two shijie people!
It's not like we're coming together now.
So maybe you think it's impossible, Zuihou has become a reality! ”
"Little sister-in-law, don't curse me, okay?
I'll marry that female ghost, unless I become a shemale! ”
Lin Xiaoxi smiled all of a sudden.
"Uncle, if you become a shemale, you must be the most beautiful one, already competing for the Miss Shijie level!" As soon as Lin Xiaoxi finished shouting, he saw Li Yuzhe glaring at him fiercely.
Suddenly laughed even more smugly.
"Little sister-in-law, it's not easy to live like you with such an optimistic, innocent and carefree life!
Instead of having time to care about my life's events, it is better to take more time to care about my big brother! After Li Yuzhe finished speaking, he put out the cigarette and walked into his bedroom.
Lin Xiaoxi glared at Li Yuzhe's balcony.
What did he mean by what he just said?
The first sentence is obviously mocking her, don't think she can't hear it.
The second sentence sounded even stranger, but she didn't figure out what the fault was for a moment.
At this time, Li Yuzhe returned to the bedroom.
Lin Xiaoxi grimaced towards Li Yuzhe's balcony and walked back to the bedroom.
"Husband-"
"Talk to Yu Zhe!"
"No, he's personally attacking me!"
"Really?"
"That's it, he scolded me like a child!"
"You were like a child!"
Lin Xiaoxi suddenly had countless black lines on his forehead.
Husband, why do you turn your arms out!
Could it be that this sentence has been fulfilled, brothers are siblings, and wives are clothes!
Alas, what a mess.
"Husband, go brush your teeth and wash your face, wait for you to sleep!"
"Hmm!" Li Yumin answered and walked into the bathroom.
Lin Xiaoxi put away the book, closed the floor-to-ceiling window, took the remote control, closed the curtains, and followed into the bathroom, wanting to wash his hands.
It just so happened that the big president was peeing in the bathroom.
Lin Xiaoxi walked out after washing his hands in a hurry in line with the principle of ignoring indecent manners.
Then lie on the bed and wait for the president to come out, and sit on sit-ups.
Otherwise, the president didn't see her and did it in vain.
When Li Yumin came out of the bathroom, he saw that Lin Xiaoxi was ready to do sit-ups.
Today I am very self-conscious.
After Lin Xiaoxi saw the big president come out, he began to do sit-ups one, two, three, four.
She's worked out so much now that she can sit thirty times without anyone to help her press her legs.
After doing twenty-five strokes, Lin Xiaoxi was already a little overwhelmed.
After gritting his teeth and holding out the remaining five strokes, the president has already done fifty push-ups.
"Good night!" Li Yumin kissed Lin Xiaoxi, said softly, then turned off the light and lay down.
Lin Xiaoxi nestled over and fell asleep with his arms around the president.
I was really tired, and I fell asleep after a while.
On the third day, Lin Xiaoxi saw Aunt Cleaning also send flowers in to her.
This time it was sunflowers, and she was already in the mood for crying.
What a son of a damn this is!