Chapter 303: Trying to Adapt
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"No, you're lying to us, you have parents, and at the beginning of this year, won't you go back to China to visit your parents?" The dispute is ongoing, and the person who asked this question is the Akashi family's saury, among the so-called big3, the saury is the most lively and outgoing one, but now what appears on his face is Yan sù, which few people have seen, I have to say that many funny artists don't look at the profession as funny, but there is no ambiguity at all when it comes to filming movies and TV series, don't forget that this year's Kimura's Yuejiu is co-produced with the saury, and Takeshi Kitano's movie skills don't need to be mentioned.
The cameras in the room were hidden in all corners of the room for covert shooting, and some of the cameras that seemed to move were shot by the cameraman in a small mezzanine behind a one-way glass, and it was the end of June, and it was already mid-June when this video was taken, and a videographer was nested in the mezzanine for many hours, and the hard work can be imagined.
The atmosphere was very solemn and strict, and Zhou Xiao's sudden "confession" seemed to make everyone stunned, and among them, it was obvious that Tetsuro Izukawa's gaffe was even stricter.
Among the people present, Zhou Xiao and Miyazaki Aoi should be the two with the lowest status, but Zhou Xiao is the protagonist, and Miyazaki Aoi is obviously here to make a vase with very good acting skills, so both of them have their own positions, and Hitomi Kuroki's acting skills are also very good, the acting skills are good and the people are very beautiful, so that she can still find her position when everyone is chatting, as for the other men plus the history teacher is the main promoter of the plot, the chat content of several people is very rich and informative, Even the audience in front of the TV has a hard time trying to keep up with the rhythm, not to mention Dekawa, who is already a little sluggish.
The photographer seized an opportunity very well and used the lens to push a close-up of Tetsuro Chuan.
That face is very big, Tetsuro Izukawa is a little fat man, his face is very big and he smiles honestly, and now this face is full of puzzlement, and he seems to be stunned with his mouth slightly open.
The funny Izukawa made the audience laugh, and the audience knew. Only he doesn't know the truth, so I understand why he has such an expression, as for whether Izukawa is likely to know Taiben?
With his IQ, even if he knows the script, can he act better than now? I'm afraid it's going to be revealed in two sentences.
The plot is constantly being promoted, and the audience is surprised to see that Zhou Xiao's words turned out to be perfect. His answer was seamless, and many people felt that they would believe Zhou Xiao's words if they were on the scene.
They didn't know that Zhou Xiao had been rehearsing with several participants for a long time for this show, and it stands to reason that he couldn't invite such heavyweight participants. But who made his show too ingenious, what Takeshi Kitano values is the movie essence of the show, and what Akimoto Yasusu likes is how Zhou Xiao wants to adapt it into a variety show so whimsically, and the saury ...... He just thought it was fun.
From the beginning of entering 2oo3 to the present, Zhou Xiao, together with Qiu Yuanyasu and others, have been secretly rehearsing for more than half a year. In the first three months, a few people and a professor of world history from the University of Tokyo specially invited by Zhou Xiao studied the layout of the lines and plot, and then in the second two months, it was a rehearsal for a few people except for Tetsuro Izukawa, and in the last month, everyone began to study what questions Tetsuro Izukawa might have.
As the only person who doesn't know, what questions Izukawa will ask is what everyone is most worried about, and Izukawa's strange personality is even more worrying. Zhou Xiao and others are all intellectuals, and intellectuals can use reason and reasoning to speculate on a person's thoughts, but Izukawa is irrational, and what is in his head is probably only known to him......
In order to study Izukawa's idea, Zhou Xiao even found Uejima Ryubing and Kano Hidetaka. I hope that I can learn from these two funny artists who are very similar to Izukawa in personality and think about how to deal with them.
Not only that, Zhou Xiao also arranged the situation for Miyazaki Aoi and Hitomi Kuroki, once Izukawa raised something strange, he couldn't answer it for a while. Zhou Xiao made a gesture, and one of the two would make a situation, so that Zhou Xiao and the others could find out how to deal with it in the fastest time.
This is the project that Zhou Xiao thought of on 27-hour TV this year, although the movie script of "This Man is from Earth" flew his original, but because the script was also adapted from the novel, and Zhou Xiao's new script only borrowed the skeleton of the old script, so in his opinion, he must be on the Cheng dù, and he can be regarded as an innovative attempt.
The plot is constantly going on, and the discussion about Zhou Xiao's identity begins to gradually turn into a discussion about the history he has experienced, and many people's original doubts have become questions about Zhou Xiao's experiences in history, from this point of view, they actually believe that Zhou Xiao is a person who has lived for tens of thousands of years.
"There's a saying about the vicissitudes of the sea, and my situation is that I'm moving around in the endless plains, and new things are happening all the time, forests, mountains, tundra, canyons, what I see in my memory, but what I see in my eyes are high highways and urban areas, McDonald's under the Tokyo Tower, and earlier, the world is getting bigger and bigger, and then ...... I guess I have to write those memories from ......
Then, more and more people began to talk about my unchanged appearance, and I realized that I had to change my identity. ”
Zhou Xiao's words actually have many loopholes, such as if he is really such a person, then what he needs most is to hide himself, being famous is the most wrong choice, but now he is famous, and judging from his previous actions, he seems to be working hard to be famous and did not consider hiding himself.
However, Tetsuro Izukawa, the only uninformed person present, couldn't think too much, and he chose to believe Zhou Xiao's explanation very lightly.
Zhou Xiaodao: "Actually, my popularity was an accident, I didn't have much money on me at the time, so I wanted to make money by singing at the station, but I couldn't refuse the invitation of Sister Sakai Izumi, I liked her songs very much, and at that time I was only four years away from leaving, I thought I wouldn't do much in four years, who knows...... When you do this, you don't stop your movements. ”
The discussion slowly progressed to the small "gaochao" part of the plot, and before that, a small question from Tetsuro Izukawa caused a wave of nervousness among everyone present.
"You...... I feel like you've grown two centimeters taller in the past two years. Tetsuro Izukawa said.
Forehead...... No one thought that Izukawa would notice this kind of thing, and even Zhou Xiao himself didn't notice whether he had grown taller.
"When I debuted, my legs were often slightly bent, which made me look a few centimeters shorter, and until now I was my normal height." Zhou Xiao's reaction was very fast, and he said without joy or sorrow.
Gradually, the conversation turned to the religious aspect, devout Christians. The female professor of history finally asks a very important question: if you are immortal, why would God allow you to save zài?
This is a very normal question for Christians.
Then Akimoto Yasu took the question a step further: "Do you believe in religion Zhou Xiao?" ”
"I don't believe in any known religion." Zhou Xiao said.
When Zhou Xiao said this, everyone began to hope to dig out his beliefs, but Zhou Xiao didn't want to continue such a topic, he wanted to end this series of questions or even the whole topic, but everyone whose interest had been raised would never allow this kind of thing to happen, and everyone asked him excitedly. Whether he had seen a character in the Bible, or even asked him if he was a character in the Bible.
Until...... He finally revealed that he was Jesus.
The crazy facts make the devout Christian governess almost fast, but the conversation is still going on and on.
Many facts about Him being Jesus were revealed, and many stories of His past were told.
In fact, compared to the original movie, it is the part broadcast on TV, Zhou Xiao put about Christianity. The story about Jesus has shrunk a lot, which is normal, after all, most of the people who watch this film are ordinary Japanese, so while reducing the Jesus part, he also added a joke about his own travels in Japan many years ago, as for the time of the joke, of course, it is the most brilliant Warring States period in Japan. Zhou Xiao described that era well, but in fact, these words were just things that he researched together with the history teachers of the University of Tokyo.
And by this part, Tetsuro Dekawa is completely stupid, not only him, but Aoi Miyazaki, who is going to school, is also stupid, her stupidity is half-true, but there is no doubt that it is right to do so. Otherwise, she herself will be prone to cowardice.
In fact, during the production of the program, Zhou Xiao struggled with Jesus and Sakyamuni, after all, Japan is also a Buddhist-dominated country, but if it is Sakyamuni, the most important part of Jesus' resurrection cannot be implemented, and this is the most important place to connect him with maybe and prove himself, and it is precisely because Jesus really can't change people here. That's why he filled in the role of a female professor in the history department, of course, this female professor is not a real female professor but an actress Zhou Xiao found from the actors' union, but not the Japanese actors' union but the United States, Zhou Xiao specially found a strange middle-aged actress of Japanese American descent to come out for this role. American, Japanese-American, middle-aged, face-born, and acting skills must be sufficient, under such a requirement, it shows how hard Zhou Xiao is looking for this actor.
Although it is very hard to find an actor, this middle-aged actress did not live up to everyone's expectations, in the whole play, although the roles of Yasu Akimoto, Takaaki Ishibashi and others are undertaking their own tasks, but the acting requirements are not high, they just show the appropriate character and invite the plot, but the female professor is different here, her role should be one of the most challenging roles in acting, on the one hand, she wants to advance the plot, and many professional questions need her to ask, on the other hand, She even needs to show the disillusionment and disappointment expressed by those who have destroyed their faith when the truth of religion is in the daylight, such a role is not good without some acting skills.
In the end, this very important religious plot is very good for everyone, and the audience in front of the TV is also addicted to watching it, and the plot finally transitions to the last part.
Zhou Xiao finally admitted that he was joking, which made everyone present, especially the female professor, a lot easier, and Tetsuro Izukawa, the only one who was deceived, also showed a happy and relaxed smile, because he was so shocked that he didn't show much tonight, and almost the whole person was immersed in the story.
After the religious topic passed, Zhou Xiao left the room because of moving things, and the person with him was Aoi Miyazaki, and of course the rest of the people in the room would not leave Zhou Xiao's so-called joke today, even if he admitted that it was his own joke, but except for the female professor, one thing everyone knew in their hearts was that although Zhou Xiao's words could not be proven, no one could refute him, so his departure was still a mystery, whether he was really immortal, It's still a mystery.
Takeshi Kitano said, "Although I am from Tokyo, I was actually born in Tohoku, and my parents brought me to live at that time. At that time, when I looked at the starry sky, I thought, this world is so big, what can't happen......"
But of course, the story won't end there, the most important breaking point of the whole film at the end came, taking advantage of the gap between chatting with Hitomi Kuroki, Zhou Xiao casually told his experience of living in Aomori decades ago.
Unfortunately, this passage was heard by Takeshi Kitano. And his name happens to be the name of Takeshi Kitano's father......
"Nope! You're talking nonsense! I don't believe it! From the beginning of the show to the present, Takeshi Kitano, who has maintained an excellent demeanor and only smiles at everything, has lost his temper, and he roars in pain, and his already hoarse voice is more and more painful to listen to.
"What is my mother's name? My nickname? What is my dog's name? Takeshi Kitano asked painfully. And Zhou Xiao answered quickly while supporting him, not only was he answering, but every question, he would answer the details that were difficult for anyone to answer, and every time he answered a question, Takeshi Kitano would scream, obviously. Zhou Xiao's answers were all correct.
Zhou Xiao and Hitomi Kuroki helped Takeshi Kitano to the room, and then ...... Takeshi Kitano shouted.
"Call 119!" Zhou Xiao shouted, this is the common phone number of Japan's emergency and fire alarm.
It was obvious that Takeshi Kitano had a heart attack, and everyone was busy in a panic, Hitomi Kuroki took out the phone first, and pressed 119 tremblingly.
Of course, she was actually just making a show for Tetsuro Izukawa, who was stupid on the side. Hitomi Kuroki is now on 119 on his mobile phone, and after pressing it, he automatically connects to a long prepared call recording.
Izukawa is really stupid, Takeshi Kitano has a heart attack in front of him, I'm afraid people will be stupid.
Zhou Xiao put Takeshi Kitano down in place and started cardiac resuscitation, shouting Takeshi Kitano while doing Zhou Xiao.
"Kitano Takesang! Kitano Takesang! He shouted loudly, how anxious and anxious he was.
The first aid that lasted for ten minutes made Zhou Xiao sweat profusely, until the ambulance that had been waiting not far from the photography scene arrived at the scene. Putting the white cloth on Takeshi Kitano and carrying it away, Zhou Xiaocai finally sat on the ground dejectedly, his face did not have much loss or pain, and he was a person who had lived for fourteen thousand years. Naturally, I have seen through life and death for a long time and have seen too much.
On the contrary, Izukawa was even more depressed, he sat on the ground like Zhou Xiao, and asked with a cold sweat on his face: "What should I do now?" ”
"What else can I do, inform the media, I will leave after attending Mr. Kitano's funeral." Zhou Xiao finally said.
This time, when the chic "Wonderful Story of the World" finally announced the truth, it was actually very simple, a group of people came out and said a few words, originally Zhou Xiao really wanted to make a bunch of plots and bridges, especially the plot and bridge that hurt Tetsuro Izukawa, but he thought about Takeshi Kitano's words carefully, Takeshi Kitano said that the plot is already very powerful now, and the audience must have enjoyed watching it, at this time, the funny may not be able to achieve too good results, it is better to deal with the so-called whole person this time like the red and white song will dilute the victory and defeat, because anyone can see it, The real purpose of this show is not to bring out Tetsuro Chuan, but to tell this ingenious story.
Of course, Takeshi Kitano's words have their truth, Zhou Xiao nodded yes after thinking about it, which finally diluted the whole person of Izukawa, of course, some little jokes are still necessary, especially after Izukawa saw Takeshi Kitano "come back from the dead", the relaxed state of the whole person was paralyzed made the audience in front of the TV smile, this is undoubtedly a good show, a good story, especially the opening of Fns27 hour TV, which is even more bold, you must know that there are few new ideas in the Japanese entertainment industry in recent years, The concept of many variety shows, TV and movies is actually something from the bubble era, Zhou Xiao's work is very magical, it is not only whimsical, but also very in line with the worldview of "Wonderful Things of the World", the story is not sad but there are many places worth thinking about and exploring, such a good story, after more than an hour of telling, many viewers did not feel tired or bored at all, and they were all immersed in the story.
There is no doubt that Zhou Xiao has succeeded again, a story originally created by an American, was modified by him into the style of "Wonderful Things of the World", catching the cameo and acting skills of big3, Zhou Xiao needs to thank Takeshi Kitano the most, because with his modification and help, this film as a whole has not departed from the style of Japanese dramas, so even those aunts and aunts who are used to watching romance movies can also appreciate it, and at the same time, this film will inevitably attract the attention of young people, you know, aunts and aunts' TV series are very sticky, Many times, even if you don't like to watch it very much, you will be patient to watch things, but young people are different, many young people have gradually left TV, and on TV stations, how to win the attention of young people has become the top priority in recent years, there is no doubt that Zhou Xiao's efforts are very successful, and the thing that can prove his success is undoubtedly the ratings.
What are the ratings of Zhou Xiao's "Wonderful Story of the World" special?