Zero Six Empty Slam Dunk Fart Smoked Bastard
Seeing that the repeater class suddenly had five 180-tall team members, and everyone had an intriguing expression on their faces, some conspiracy theorists began to spread the rumor that the repeater class was going to fight back, hoping that something similar to a plot from a novel or comic book would play out in the second half.
Liu Chuan is not a fool, he also feels that these people standing next to Niu Zhuzhu in the second half should be the backbone of basketball in the repeat class.
"Everyone, be careful, they may have to play for real in the second half." Liu Chuan told his teammates on the school team.
"MD, it's up to them, what about being real? As long as they don't foul, I can win them by 50 points in the second half! Li Tie didn't score a point in the whole first half, his free throws were very bad and became the target of key fouls in the repeat class, and no one was willing to pass the ball to him after he missed six free throws, so the anger in his heart was about to turn into a volcano.
At this time, the point guard of the varsity team said: "I've never seen any of them on the basketball court, so I think their basketball level should be limited, and looking at their appearance one by one, I'm worried that their fouls will be bigger in the second half." ”
After being reminded by the point guard, Liu Chuan was shocked: "You mean they will continue to use foul tactics in the second half?" ”
The point guard nodded, "I'm afraid they'll aim to hurt us in the second half, so we must protect ourselves." ”
"Grass, I'm afraid of their balls, isn't it just a fight, Lao Tzu has long wanted to smoke them." Li Tie threw the half-drunk bottle of mineral water on the ground, and Jiashi couldn't wait to rush up and wave his fist now.
Liu Chuan hurriedly said: "Don't be impulsive, you will fall for their plan when you fight." Anyway, let's wait until the game is over, and then let's count the old and new hatreds together, and if they don't recognize it, I'll press their faces on the shit one by one! ”
Liu Chuan was trying his best to calm Li Tie's anger, and the bull bolt pillar on the court was already impatient.
"Hey, varsity, what are you talking about? Still can't fight? I'll cook for you if you don't fight, and the shit will dry out and be hard to digest after a while. Niu Shuzhu laughed loudly.
"What's it called, what's so rampant about a team that gets zero eggs in 20 minutes? If I had you urinated and drowned yourself, it's too embarrassing for you~" Li Tie was really angry and scolded back.
Unexpectedly, Niu Xuanzhu laughed instead of anger after listening to Li Tie's abuse.
"We call it an elephant and an ant, let you go 200 meters. For a team like ours with a strong championship base and full self-confidence, if you don't let you have no hope of winning at half-time, I'm really afraid that you will kill yourself to protect you in this way. But stupid big man, I'm going to say two words to you, there are many ways to commit suicide, and if you really can't think about it after you lose, I can introduce a few to you, drowning yourself with your own urine One is wastewater, and the other is too angry, so you can think of it. ”
Niu Xuanzhu's words were extremely sarcastic and reasonable, and his funny gesture of pinching his nose immediately caused a burst of laughter from the onlookers.
Someone cheered Niu Zhuzhu to let his imagination fly even more, and continued: "Besides, isn't it a trouble for our great medical workers that you died like this, someone else drowned and drowned on the death certificate, how can you write it?" Drowning? There's no such thing in the medical manual~"
The audience continued to burst into laughter.
"Let's talk about your parents, how do they explain to their relatives and friends, they all say that people can't let urine suffocate to death, but you are supported to death by urine, which makes them how to speak. You are dead and let their second elder follow you to shame, do you say you are still a person? "The spittle of the bull bolt is flying.
"I'll kill you!" Li Tie's eyes were about to bleed, and his back molars were crushed, and now if he was given a pair of chopsticks, he could stuff the whole cow bolt into his mouth and eat it raw.
"Don't be impulsive~" The other four members of the school team worked together to stop Li Tie.
"Niu bolt pillar, jishu foul!" The referee shouted from the sidelines. Because the whistle had already died in the overuse of the first half, he had to live by (mouth) in the second half.
"Where did I foul?" Niu Shuzhu asked innocently.
"You're insulting the opposing team."
"I obviously persuaded him kindly, put the facts and reasoned, but the people present were all witnesses, besides, he scolded me with dirty words and threatened me with words, why didn't you sentence him?"
"This ...... Li Tie, you are also a technical offender, please control your emotions on both sides. "The referee can only use the way of hitting 50 boards each to suppress the matter, which is more than the two sides fighting.
Under the vigorous appeasement of Liu Chuan and others, Li Tie finally settled down, but his fierce gaze never left the vital points on Niu Zhuzhu's body.
"The second half begins!" After both players entered the field, the referee announced.
"I'm in charge of keeping an eye on that bastard, and he's not going to finish this game standing today." Li Tie whispered to Liu, and then stuck in the direction of the cow bolt pillar.
Niu Zhuzhu is not stupid, seeing Li Tie running towards him, he immediately ran on the court, and controlled his speed to the extent that since Li Tie could see hope, he could not threaten him in any way. And Li Tie held his breath in his heart, so he chased the cow bolt pillar and kept running on the court, running all the time.
For Liu Xuanzhu, escaping is the skill of eating, in the past life and in this life, he is very experienced in escaping, in today's physical strength has been different from ordinary people, looking at China, there are really few people who can catch him, Li Tie, who lost his mind, is destined to not finish the second half, if he keeps chasing after him in anger, considering his physical strength, what awaits him must be the fate of being carried off.
By the time Li Tie began to chase the bull bolt, Jadi had already taken the ball to the varsity halfcourt, and after a feint shook off the varsity guard who underestimated him, he threw the ball high to the basket.
In everyone's opinion, the ball must have been a mistake. If it's a shot, it's obviously too big, if it's a pass, then it is estimated that only Li Tie on the court can receive such a high throw. The varsity guard glanced at the basketball in mid-air, sneered and began to move towards the baseline, ready to take the throw-in.
At this moment, a figure suddenly jumped high, grabbed the ball in his hand as it fell, and then followed the trend with an aerial relay slam dunk!
What is a counterattack, what is a shocking skill, what is a Jedi counterattack, when the ball of "duck head" is poured into the basket, all of this has been perfectly interpreted.
"Good!" The crowd of onlookers couldn't help but cheer, the air relay, this kind of skill can actually appear on the high school basketball court, how can it not make people's blood boil.
Among the cheering crowd, the happiest and most crazy were the repeater students, who threw everything they could catch into the air vigorously, gambling their voices and roaring with their lives, like a flock of primeval forest beasts seeing a long-lost flock.
On the court, the people on the school team were all stunned, and they couldn't believe that all this was true for a long time. Of course, Li Tie didn't notice what had just happened at all, and he was still trying his best to follow behind Niu Xuanzhu.
"Duck head, good job!" Niu Xuanzhu cheered while running, and by the way, he rewarded Li Tie with a "god fart" when he was close to him.
Li Tie, who was angry and tired, gasped, and suddenly a peculiar smell penetrated his nose, almost depriving his brain of oxygen, and he hurriedly covered his nose with his hand, but the poisonous gas had already entered his body, and this chronic biochemical weapon further aggravated the consumption of his physical strength, and also made his thinking ability drop two levels in a row.
Haha, let you chase Lao Tzu, wait to eat fart, don't tire you to death, smoke you to death! Cow bolt pillar heart road. If it weren't for a technical criminal on his back, he really wanted to shout his heart at Li Tie.
The school team served from the bottom line, and the ball passed to Liu Chuan's hand, and he was eager to pull back a ball, and he broke forward with the ball at a very fast speed.
Jia Di came up to defend, but was forced by Liu Chuan's physical advantage, Hao Che came over to help defend, and Liu Chuan's beautiful turn left his own afterimage in Hao Che's eyes. The continuous passing has attracted a lot of applause.
When Liu Chuan reached his range, Niu Zhuzhu appeared, and Liu Chuan saw that Niu Zhuzhu's defensive center of gravity was on the left, so he gave up the jump shot and chose to hold the ball with both hands and go to the right side of Niu Shuzhu for a layup. In his opinion, there was no one who could stop him, and he had to rely on this quick counterattack to suppress the momentum of the repeating class.
However, a mountain appeared in front of his eyes, a mountain that he could not cross at all, and he could only close his eyes and crash into the mountain.
"Foul, block foul!" Liu Chuan, who was knocked to the ground, slammed the ball on the ground and cursed.
"Huh~" The crowd of onlookers coaxed together.
In the laughter, Liu Chuancai saw that the person he had just hit was actually Li Tie, and after hitting himself, the girl actually chased Niu Shuzhu away.