Chapter 399: Three Slaps
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"Big pot stewed wolf meat??" As soon as Qin Xiaojun heard this, his face showed a look of disappointment, stewed wolf meat is stewed wolf meat, and a big pot is also stewed wolf meat, is there anything unusual? ? It's not that I haven't eaten it.
"You know a fart, people have secret methods, okay??" The Cloud Neutron Daoist rolled his eyes.
"He said I know a fart......" Qin Xiaojun was a little annoyed, turned his head to look at Nie Canglong, and said angrily.
"Dao Chief, don't you want your tongue anymore??" Nie Canglong's face became gloomy, Qin Xiaojun teased a group of women, and he was not angry about what he said, but such a lewd old Taoist priest as Daoist Yunzhongzi dared to rely on the old man to sell the old to her unpleasant words, then it would not work.
"Gotta gotcha, I said the wrong thing, okay?? I'll admit my mistake to your wife......" Daoist Yunzhongzi also knew that he was getting carried away for a while, so he hurriedly obeyed the soft.
"It's almost ......," the haze on Nie Canglong's face gradually dissolved.
"I haven't forgiven him yet...... "The girl won't do it, I'm the party, okay??" I haven't lost my anger yet, why did you let it go privately??
"Oh, an old ass, what's the matter with him??" Nie Canglong hugged the girl and coaxed softly.
"You dare to call me an old ass??" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chief's face was even darker, and a pair of small eyes looked at Nie Canglong, and he was about to erupt into flames.
"Yes, yes, your old ass is not old, and the hundred-year-old man has a young beautiful buttocks......" Nie Canglong rolled his eyes. mocked.
"Poof......" The girl immediately became happy. The beautiful buttocks that are still young really make people laugh off their big teeth.
"Nie Canglong, you wait, my Yun Zhongzi and you are incompatible......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Leader was mad.
"Isn't it just bullying Chuanxi?? If the jade is not cut, it will not be successful, and if the person is not beaten, it will be trampled by you in the future......" Nie Canglong said with a smile.
"I'm angry, little green snake, you wash my ass and wait, see how I can use all kinds of means and thousands of magical powers to turn you into an old ass......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang said angrily.
"Ouch??" Nie Canglong's face pulled. Glaring, "Old Daoist, is this planning to rebel??" β
"Hmph......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang snorted coldly, "Didn't you say that Lao Dao had a young beautiful buttocks??" You're just waiting for the old ass to show off, and change your young beautiful ass with the old ass of the old way......"
"Little green snake. Do you really have a young beautiful buttocks? Qin Xiaojun glanced behind the man with a bit of a thief's eyebrows.
"If you don't owe a beating, just say it......" The man was a little embarrassed and slapped the girl's ass directly.
"I hate ......" The girl's face was red with shame, and she saw that no one was paying attention to this side, so she ran away with the little girl in her arms.
"You wait for me......" Nie Canglong glared at the old Taoist priest viciously, and hurriedly chased after him.
"Hmph, fight with the old Dao, you are still a little tender......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang twisted his beard and smiled, and shouted to the backs of the two: "People used to open a dog meat restaurant, and stewing dog meat is an ancestral craft, if you two get up late." We're definitely not going to leave you ......."
"Get out of ......" Nie Canglong threw down a word, and his figure had disappeared into the villa.
"This little rabbit cub ......" Yun Zhongzi's face was a little distorted, and he was still a high-achieving student, he didn't know how to respect the old and love the young, and he didn't pass the moral aspect at all, but now the difference in strength is too big, it's not good to deal with him, and after a little tidying up his mood, he shouted quite officially, "Alas, alas." It's all a little better, the auspicious time is coming soon, and the people who pick up the relatives hurry up to prepare and set off immediately, the most important thing is the auditorium. It has to be arranged as I say, and it can't be bad at all. I'll check later, if it's not qualified, don't blame the old man for being polite......"...,
"Dao Chief, I have something I want to tell you...... " Bian Jiandong, who was wearing a big red wedding dress, made do with Yun Zhongzi's side and said in a low voice.
"What's the matter??" Daoist Yun Zhongzi glanced at him and asked.
"It's about the animals, that ...... Animals are so big, it doesn't seem to be easy to control, right?? Do you want a skilled person to help ......" Bian Jiandong even said with a gesture to express his meaning.
"You mean to say that let Canglong and them be your coachman??" Yun Zhongzi raised his eyebrows, and it was really a shame that Bian Jiandong dared to think about it.
"Hehe, those animals are all demon beasts, if they are ordinary people, where are they playing??" Bian Jiandong laughed awkwardly, "Besides, with my sister's relationship, this is not too difficult, right?" β
"Is this this??" As soon as Bian Jiandong said that Bian Lanlan's relationship, Yunzhongzi Daoist was embarrassed, this Bian Lanlan's factor really needs to be considered, after all, the thighs that people hold are too thick, if you don't think about it, who knows if there will be any sequelae, that crazy girl, but it is quite unreliable.
"Dao Chief, don't ask Canglong to play in person, you find a skilled person, at least you can suppress those animals, don't make a little accident when you kiss you......" Bian Jiandong couldn't help but say when he saw that Daoist Yunzhongzi's expression eased up.
"Those animals are all fine, they can understand people's speech, as long as you communicate with them well, it's still fine...... said Yun Zhongzi.
"Isn't this not afraid of 10,000 just in case?? I'm going to get married once in my life......," Bian Jiandong said with a shy face.
"Hmm......" Yun Zhongzi frowned, "Otherwise, I will arrange Chuanxi and Xiaohua'er to be kissed, and the two of them will come down, this will be okay, right?" β
"This is also okay......" Bian Jiandong thought about it, with Zhao Chuanxi in charge, the possibility of something happening is really unlikely.
"Then it's decided......" Daoist Yun Zhongzi waved his hand, "You go and prepare first, and then you will set off later, the process I told you must not be missing at all......"
"Okay......" Bian Jiandong replied confidently, and he was busy preparing to go, he didn't dare to say anything else, but in terms of memory. Definitely his forte. Something like a wedding process that you can never forget once you hear about it.
"Alas......" Yun Zhongzi Daoist sighed rather narcissistically, "A talent like Lao Dao shouldn't be in charge, and he can't choose to get involved, this time it's really a miscalculation......
"Master, don't blow it, I seem to have heard that you want me to pick up my kiss just now??" Zhao Chuanxi didn't know where he came from, and the expression on his face couldn't tell whether he was happy or unhappy.
"What?? You still don't want to?? Yun Zhongzi Dao glanced at the apprentice. The tone was a little unkind, and as soon as the master thought of the happy place, you came over to disturb you, or I would have to let you fill the faΓ§ade for a while. I have to hit you with peach blossoms all over the face.
"Is my brother going??" Zhao Chuanxi may also feel that the master is a little unhappy, and there is a trace of embarrassment on his face.
"Your brother won't go, in our gang, you and Xiaohua'er will ......," said Daoist Yun Zhongzi.
"If my brother doesn't go, then I won't go either......" Zhao Chuanxi said.
"Do you dare to say that one will not go, do you believe that I told Lan Lan to go??" Daoist Yun Zhongzi glared at the unlucky apprentice with an angry glare.
"So??" Zhao Chuanxi's face was bitter, "Then I'll try...... Go and see, haven't you taken a kiss and haven't sent a kiss?? Haven't eaten pork and never seen a pig run?? You say don't you?? β
"Hmph...... "Yun Zhongzi Dao Elder snorted coldly, "If it weren't for the fact that those cattle would have someone to hold them." You think I'm going to let you go?? You stinky and virtuous person, you will only be embarrassed if you go......"...,
"If that's the case, if you change people, I think Uncle Zheng is good, no matter what people say, they also have a teacher-student friendship with Lan Lan and her brother, no matter what aspect you consider, you are more suitable than me......" Zhao Chuanxi hurriedly said.
"Your Uncle Zheng's waste, he can't even accept a cow, how can he compare with you??" When Daoist Yun Zhongzi talked about Zheng Dongfang, his face was full of disdain. I wanted to subdue his unlucky beast at the beginning, but I almost knelt down, whatever the unlucky animal called, you said that you had such a low discussion with a demon beast, it was strange that people could agree to be your mount. I've never seen such a wasteful person.
"Uncle Zheng can't do it, then let Sister Xiaohua'er go alone. Sister Xiaohua'er is not an ordinary person, although she has never made a move, but there is no problem at all in subduing a few big animals......" Zhao Chuanxi said again.
"You just don't want to go??" Daoist Yun Zhongzi glanced at the unlucky apprentice in some surprise, "I think it's quite lively, that's why I played your cards......"
"My brother didn't go, what's the point of me going by myself??" Zhao Chuanxi said with a bitter face.
"Then you have to go today...... "Daoist Yun Zhongzi felt that the problem was a little serious, "You are so attached to your brother??" Let your sister-in-law hear it, and you're not afraid that she will have an opinion about you?? β
"I've been friends with my brother for nearly four years, it's brotherhood, how can it be called attachment??" Zhao Chuanxi was a little unhappy, as if our brothers came down from the back mountain.
"Your attachment psychology is ......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang had a rare serious face, "If you have been living in the shadow of your brother, you will not be able to break through the land immortal ...... in your life"
"Why do you call my brother under the shadow?? My brother didn't abuse me......" Zhao Chuanxi couldn't help but roll his eyes and said dissatisfied.
"It's good to enjoy the shade under the big tree, you must have this thought, let me tell you, to follow the footsteps of the Tao, you have to go on the road alone, your master and I, as well as your brother, can only lead you to the road, how to go depends on your own ......" Yunzhongzi Taoist said.
"Master led the way in, cultivation depends on individuals, I understand this truth, haven't I practiced yet?? When I practice, I'll definitely know ......," Zhao Chuanxi muttered.
"Do you believe that I pumped you??" Daoist Yunzhongzi was a little dissatisfied, how could this apprentice feel that some mud couldn't support the wall? ? I really praised him in front of his brother just now.
"Why are you pumping me??" Zhao Chuanxi is a little aggrieved, let's recruit you to provoke you?? Why do you still want to be rough??
"Let me tell you a word, cultivation is everywhere, if you understand this sentence, you may still have hope of breaking through the land immortals in this life, but if you don't understand it, I'll tell you this, you can only be a bandage man in the future......" Yun Zhongzidao's long nose is not a nose, and the face is not a face.
"Cultivation is everywhere??" Zhao Chuanxi was a little puzzled, "Although the internal strength and mental method I have cultivated is safe and reliable, I have been cultivating like this. Not for a moment. Isn't that too ......?"
Syllable......
Daoist Yun Zhongzi slapped the apprentice the back of the head, and his small eyes widened: "You little rabbit cub is deliberately making fun of me, right?" You say one more, do you believe it or not Lao Tzu cleaned up the portal?? β
"You, you, you, you......" Zhao Chuanxi was still in pain when he took this beating, "Why are you beating people??" I'm telling you, if I am asked to practice Qi all the time every day, I can't stand it these days, and you can just clean me up like a poop. β
"You're deliberately angry with me, aren't you??" The old face of the Cloud Zhongzi Dao Leader turned red, exuding a black luster.
"You...... Don't be angry, you're having a cerebral hemorrhage......" Zhao Chuanxi was a little frightened when he saw his master's state. Centenarians, if you are angry, it won't be counted. β¦,
"Whew......" Yun Zhongzi Dao let out a long sigh of relief, his gaze swept over his apprentice's face like a knife, "Do you really not know or are you pretending to be stupid with me?" β
"What do I know? What am I pretending to be stupid with you?? Zhao Chuanxi was even more puzzled. You're my master, is it interesting for me to pretend to be stupid with you??
"Do you know what practice is?" Daoist Yun Zhongzi looked at it for a long time, and felt that the apprentice really didn't look like pretending, so he couldn't help asking.
"Of course I know......" Zhao Chuanxi said not reluctantly at all.
"Then tell me, what is a cultivation ......," Daoist Yun Zhongzi asked.
"Practice qigong ......" Zhao Chuanxi said quite bluntly, and he has always thought so, because that's how the internal strength is taught.
"Practicing Qigong??" Daoist Yun Zhongzi pondered for a long time, staring at the apprentice a little strangely, "How can you have such an idea??" β
"Isn't that how the internal strength and mental method are taught??" Zhao Chuanxi said with some puzzlement.
"You mean, the mental method that your brother got from Zhengjia Village??" Yun Zhongzi raised his eyebrows. Said.
"Of course......" Zhao Chuanxi said.
"That internal strength method, just an internal strength method??" Yun Zhongzi's eyelids began to jump, and his face darkened a little, "There's nothing else??" β
"I've read it more than a hundred times, and I can memorize it upside down, what can I have??" Zhao Chuanxi said it was quite sure, but suddenly as if he thought of something, his expression suddenly froze and became serious.
"What do you think??" Daoist Yun Zhongzi saw that the apprentice seemed to have suddenly opened his mind. I immediately looked forward to it, and wanted to hear what the apprentice had to think.
"I know, the original is definitely different from the manuscript, maybe it's like the Yijin Sutra, and the practice ......diagram can be revealed when it is dipped in water," Zhao Chuanxi thought of You Tanzhi in "Tianlong Babu". Didn't that unlucky kid just get the Yi Jin Sutra??
Syllable......
Daoist Yunzhongzi gave the back of the apprentice's head again, this little rabbit cub. Why are you so unenlightened??
"Why are you hitting me again?? If I say something wrong, you will beat me, and I won't say anything in the future......" Zhao Chuanxi said with a look of grievance.
"You've never paid attention to the five thousand words of Dao Ancestor??" Yun Zhongzi Dao's whole body trembled with anger.
"You said the Tao Te Ching??" Zhao Chuanxi thought about it, this "Tao Te Ching" is really together with the internal strength of the mind.
"What do you say??" Daoist Yun Zhongzi glared at the unlucky apprentice fiercely, and said angrily.
"What's so great about the Tao Te Ching? I've memorized it before, and I've memorized it even with the translation......" Zhao Chuanxi said unconvinced.
Syllable......
Daoist Yun Zhongzi slapped his apprentice again, glaring at the beads of his eyes: "Who asked you to memorize the translation??" β
"If you don't memorize the translation, who knows what you're talking about??" Zhao Chuanxi was even more unconvinced.
"I finally know where you and your brother are......" Daoist Yunzhongzi couldn't help but shake his head and sighed, "You're an extremely smart person......
"Oh, you think so highly of me??" Zhao Chuanxi was happy, he really didn't expect that the master would look up to him so much.
"But compared to your brother, you are eight streets behind......" Daoist Yun Zhongzi hated iron and steel.
"And what does my brother have to be??" Zhao Chuanxi was speechless.
"Your brother's IQ is also at the level of a normal person, compared to you, it is a little worse, if it weren't for your brother becoming a land immortal, his IQ has improved significantly, and he won't be able to find out if you play him......" Yunzhongzi Daoist said very pertinently.
"Just talk nonsense, I used to want to play my brother, but I have to play him......" Zhao Chuanxi rolled his eyes. β¦,
"I know, who is your brother?? If he feels that you are playing with him, whether you are playing him or not, he will definitely think of a way to beat you up......" said Daoist Yunzhongzi.
"How do you know??" Zhao Chuanxi's eyes widened, it wasn't that he didn't think about teasing his brother before, but every time he was beaten by him in a way, after a long time, he didn't dare to have this kind of thought.
"I guess......" Yun Zhongzi stroked his beard, "Later, he became familiar with Xiaojun's girl, and you won't be able to fool him......" Qin Xiaojun is a human spirit, with her on her side, no one can play Nie Canglong unless she instructs it."
"Master, you are even better than my sister-in-law, I recognize you as a master, that is really the right person......" Zhao Chuanxi's face showed a trace of excitement, the elder brother and his sister-in-law knew each other very early, after reporting for the freshman year, it didn't take long to get acquainted, and the development was also very rapid, and after she became acquainted with her brother, as long as she looked at herself, and then muttered a few words in the ear of the elder brother, within a day or two, she would definitely let the elder brother ravage.
This time, the root can be found.
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