【048】 Concentrate on repairing computers
I've said before that my bedroom is full of gym equipment, and it's all of the cheaper ones.
It's as if living inside is Rocky, a bitter boxer played by Stallone.
If you come out of my room and walk into Xiaoqin's room, it will feel like you have changed directly from a boxing show to a children's station.
When I walked in, the first thing I saw was a childish single bed.
The head of the bed is wooden, painted sky blue, somewhat European style, and it feels very suitable for my mother to sit next to her and tell her fairy tale books.
The duvet cover and pillow are pink and covered with peach hearts.
Next to the head of the bed is a dresser with a round mirror, and in the upper right corner of the mirror are stickers of Snoopy and Cherry Maruko.
There were no cosmetics on the dresser, just a horn comb, a bottle of toilet water, and a photo of who it was impossible to see.
The end of the bed is very close to the heating under the window, presumably in winter, Xiaoqin, who is afraid of the cold, will lean her feet on the heater to warm up, right?
In my bedroom, on the wall next to the bed, there are huge movie posters of "Jingwumen" and "First Blood".
It's all old movies from Dad's era, and if you want to find some tough guys, it's very difficult in today's era of pseudo-mothers.
I thought that Xiaoqin's room would be hung with stills of some Korean drama stars, and I heard that the brain-dead female classmates in our class are basically like this.
But contrary to what I thought, Xiaoqin's room did not have any decorative paintings or decorative photos.
On the contrary, the entire wall is covered with blue star stickers, large and small, arranged in a random order, stretching from the head of the bed to the ceiling, like the Milky Way reaching the dome.
I don't know if Xiaoqin cut it out by herself and pasted it with her own hands.
There was also a silver heart-shaped balloon floating on the ceiling, fluttering around as we opened and closed the door.
In addition, there must be a wardrobe in the girl's room.
Xiaoqin's wardrobe is not small, with slightly curved corners, like a super big bread, and I don't know how many pieces of PVP equipment are stuffed in it.
The desk, which is not too small and small, is hidden on the side of the fat wardrobe, facing the bed, and in addition to the lamp, textbooks, pen holders, and drinking glasses, there is also a cow piggy bank and a cat alarm clock, all stupid.
Overall, the atmosphere in the room was too fairytale, and it didn't quite fit the evil image of Qin in my mind.
There was only one solid wood study chair in the room, which was quite far from the desk, and was moved to the window.
I always felt that Xiaoqin had been sitting on this chair all morning, monitoring the downstairs all the time.
I put my laptop on my desk, pulled back in my chair and sat down.
This chair is really uncomfortable, especially since the back is so narrow, and it is even more uncomfortable than the chair in the school.
Qin stood behind me with great interest, waiting for me to open the laptop.
"You, get me out!"
I commanded.
"Why, weishenme?"
I thought Xiaoqin would say that this was her room and there was no reason to let her out, but she didn't say that, and just looked at me with an aggrieved face.
"No weishenme! I fix computers and don't like to be watched! When you go out, close the door, and I say you can come in! ”
Xiaoqin looked at me for a few seconds with her mouth flattened, and finally admitted defeat, walked out of her room with her head down, and gently closed the door again.
"I'll go make tea first......"
She muttered to herself very discouragedly.
I waited until Xiaoqin closed the door before I pressed the power switch on my laptop.
The reason why I want to get rid of Xiaoqin is because this computer has a virus.
And it's a virus from the Yellow ** station.
Xiaoqin also said that as soon as the camera is turned on, many pages of naked women will pop up, accompanied by the sound of women moaning.
I don't want to enjoy this with celery.
Sure enough, less than 3 seconds after the desktop appeared, many unclothed women covered the screen.
Before I could get a groan, I quickly used the shortcut keys to mute the notebook.
Now you can take the tools out of your shoulder bag and fix them slowly.
Celery knocks on the door outside.
"Classmate Ye Lin, the tea is ready, can I come in?"
"No! Keep waiting! ”
Xiaoqin let out a "woo" wail, and should have walked away with a teacup and tray.
I guess not only Xiaoqin, but Aunt Ren is basically computer blind.
The antivirus software on this computer is Little Red Umbrella, which may have come with the factory, but the virus database has never been upgraded.
Since it is mainly used to surf the Internet, not only viruses, but also a lot of spam plug-ins have been installed.
I first restarted the system with a USB flash drive, did a low-level antivirus, and then uninstalled all those disgusting things, and installed new antivirus software.
In the antivirus software, I like Kaspersky for Russians, direct violence, and would rather kill a thousand by mistake than let go of one.
But it doesn't seem to be suitable for Xiaoqin's family, so I installed a domestic software, although it is not too powerful, but fortunately, the upgrade is timely, and the operation does not need to be too high.
After about 30 minutes, I felt like the notebook had been rejuvenated under my hands.
I have a sense of pleasure of saving lives and helping the wounded, as if I am Hua Tuo alive and Bian Que is reborn.
Xiaoqin knocked on the door again and asked in a sad tone:
"Can I come in? The tea is cold......"
Because the air conditioner was on very hot, and I refused to take off my shirt, I was really thirsty.
"Come in. Herbal tea is better, I like to drink it cold. ”
Xiaoqin happily opened the door and walked in.
In both hands he carried a tray with two cups of tea and a plate of cashew nuts and a plate of walnuts.
I grabbed a cup of tea and drank it.
It's not too cool, just right for my temperature.
Xiao Qin placed the tray in the empty space to the left of the desk, moved cautiously, and then stood aside to watch me drink tea.
Holding hands on the denim skirt, leaning forward slightly, with a shy face, as if asking "Is the master's tea delicious?" ”
I ignored her in all sorts of ways.
One cup of tea didn't quench my thirst, so I picked up another cup as well.
"I've drunk this cup too."
It is just a statement of facts, not a negotiation tone at all.
"You can use it."
Qin doesn't know which comic character she is imitating again.
After two cups of warm tea, although I no longer feel thirsty, my body is hotter.
Celery won't drug me, will she?
It's a matter of getting out of her house quickly.
"I said, the computer has been repaired, and I have drunk tea, so now you can give me what I promised, right?"
Hearing me say this, Xiaoqin covered her mouth in surprise, and her face was full of shy flush for a moment.
She hesitated for a moment, as if determined to accept her predetermined fate, and without saying a word, she lowered her head and began to untie the belt of her denim skirt.
"Nima, stop it! I'm talking about Big Brother Optimus Prime!! ”
Xiaoqin stopped her movements and raised her face to look at me, looking disappointed.
I was very frustrated, and a few days ago I swore that I would never be teased by Xiaoqin again, and I decided that if she dared to seduce me again, I would touch it directly.
It seems that my consciousness is still not enough, in the face of a murderous opponent like Xiaoqin, no more ferocious than her, there is no hope of victory.
Let me calm down a little bit, and I'll launch a counterattack later.
I have to let Xiaoqin know how good I am.
"Don't make any small moves, you listen well, give me Brother Optimus Prime, and we don't owe each other."
I hugged my arms and said to her coldly.
Xiaoqin's expression was pitiful.
"Can't you replace me?"
"No way!!"
"How do you ...... like this?"
Xiaoqin pouted and walked out of the room, and five minutes later retrieved a cardboard box the size of a rice cooker and sealed it tightly with duct tape.
"A total of 25 robot toys, all here......"
Xiaoqin put the carton on the bed and sat next to it by herself, holding it very reluctantly.
"Ye Lin, is it okay to choose again? You must have clicked the wrong mouse just now......"
"That's right! I'm the one I chose, Big Brother Optimus Prime! Give me the box! ”
I snatched the box from her hand roughly.
The sound of stunned sound in the box is indeed familiar to me, the friction sound of plastic robot toys colliding with each other.
I was as excited as Seiya to get the Pegasus Sacred Vestment.
Even if Ren Xiaoqin, it's useless for you to lie on the bed and pretend to cry!
If you get Optimus Prime back, you won't have any use value!
I should have taken it apart just in case, but the seal is so tightly sealed, it's better to have a utility knife.
I asked Xiaoqin if she had a utility knife here, and Xiaoqin sat up from the bed and pointed to the pen holder on the desk with tears in her eyes.
Sure enough, there was a small utility knife in the pen holder.
I hummed the opening theme song of "Loki 1" and happily opened the seal of the box.
Big Brother Optimus Prime, and those little brothers who can't name names, you have suffered all these years.
I finally saved you from Ren Xiaoqin's clutches.