Chapter 701: Bombing the Server

Not to mention doing farm work in the field, Jessica can't do it well even by washing dishes and sweeping the floor, although she has been learning to do housework these days, but she really has no talent in this area. Jessica was naturally weak and had little strength, so when she walked around the ridge with a sickle, Li Jingming was worried that she would fall and slash her leg.

"I'll get it for you." Li Jingming hesitated for a moment and took the scythe in Jessica's hand, she was really uneasy.

Li Xiaoli came later, and the program team also waited until she came over to start filming on the farmland, and now when she saw Li Jingming and Jessica being crooked, she couldn't help but tease, "Jingming, can't a person as big as Sika even hold a sickle?" This show of affection is known by you, Youlinuna, but you will be jealous. ”

Li Jingming just smiled and didn't reply, he couldn't answer this kind of question.

Today, the men did not show great hospitality because of the female guests, whether it was in the show or in private, Jessica is Li Jingming's wife. According to the past situation, if there are female guests coming, especially the members of the girl group, this group of people will definitely turn into wolves, but unfortunately today they can only be relatives. Others said that Li Tianxi and Jiang Dacheng immediately lost their sense of existence after Li Jingming appeared, but they didn't dare to deliberately stand up and express themselves, and they were so depressed that they were going to die.

"This is Blassikakapestris, right?" Li Jingming looked at the field in front of him and asked.

"Is it okay to talk to people?" Lee Hyo-ri unceremoniously slapped Lee Kyung-myung on the back, which was her way of showing closeness.

"Is this a rape field?" Li Jingming just asked about the Latin scientific name of rape, which is botanically expressed in Latin for the sake of uniformity and accuracy. Of course, Li Jingming didn't ask this question for himself, he had been to Xinghua when he was in the Celestial Empire, and he had seen the most beautiful rape fields in the world, mainly because he saw Jessica's excited and confused eyes.

"Didn't I introduce it at my grandmother's house just now, it's a rape flower field." Yoo Jae-seok shrugged.

Kim Jong Kook immediately chattered dissatisfied. One of his fixed positions is to work against Liu Zaishi, "Of course you know that it is a rape flower field, and we can't understand Korean?" What matters is what these do, what economic value they have, or what medicinal value they want to know. Do you have to check the information when you watch TV, why are you so irresponsible, are you here to play when you appear in the show, and you are not prepared at all? ”

"Alas, I'm really ......" has always been Liu Zaishi nagging others. There are not many scenes of others verbally bombarding him, but now he is still speechless by Kim Jong Kook, and in the end he can only play tricks, "Ah, Kim Kok Jong, I'm just here to play, aren't you here to play, worry about your own part!" ”

Kim Jong Kook's closest relatives like to call him "Kookjong" because it is a homonym for "worry" in Korean. Kim Jong Kook likes to tell people not to worry, give him a qiē and listen to his command, and over time, his friends began to call him like this. Now Liu Jae-seok calls Kim Jong-kook's nickname to ironically say that he manages too many things, and Kim Jong-kook has not been fixed since October 08 to the present. The audience said a lot of ugly things, so when Li Jingming came today, he joked that there were three guests.

"These are rape flowers, which can be used for beekeeping and nectar collection when the flowers are in full bloom, and the seeds can be extracted for oil when they are very oily. However, it can also be used as feed, and today we are cutting it back to feed the pigs. How could Liu Zaishi not prepare, and introduced the rape flower in front of him in a few words. There's a lot of detail in the show. For example, this kind of small introduction, although short, is of great help to the audience to follow up the show, and whether to say it or not is the difference between a first-class MC and an ordinary MC.

Li Jingming didn't give Jessica the sickle when he started working, he took two sickles and waved them in the field, and Li Tianxi on the side stood speechlessly, didn't this rob him of his frizzy Tianxi's positioning. Liu Zaishi naturally focused his attention on Li Jingming, and he even got high ratings only by ensuring Li Jingming's weight in these two episodes, "Jingming, what are you doing now, and what companies are you helping to publicize?" ”

The shoes Li Jingming wears today have the logo of two sickles, which is the Boston-based brand MiracleKill, which uses double scythes to represent the victory of miracles over death but also death. Liu Zaishi took this as a topic when he saw it, and he was very skeptical that this company had Li Jingming's shares in it, otherwise it was unlikely that Li Jingming's net worth would wear such a brand of shoes.

"Brother, I'm playing cosplay, do you know Archbishop Akama?" Li Jingming picked up the double sickle and put on a twisted shape, and said the classic line to Liu Zaishi, "We will end your rule, and Illidan, my people, and the entire outer land will be free!" ”

"You and Zhiyuan are really game poisoned." Liu Zaishi shook his head helplessly, Yin Zhiyuan didn't care, he really couldn't imagine how Li Jingming was so busy that he found time to play games.

Jessica shook her head, "OPPA, he's at home, at home...... I guess I spent a lot of time on the game. ”

Jessica was originally empathized by Liu Zaishi and wanted to complain twice, but when the words came to her mouth, she remembered that she couldn't talk nonsense, if she said now that Li Jingming often stays up late at home to play games, tomorrow's headlines may become the news that she has been **.

Jessica really hates Yamaguchiyama, and if she can, she wants to blow up the Hanbok server, not because of the card but because Li Jingming often plays games and ignores her. Once Jessica waited in vain, but Li Jingming, who hadn't seen her for two weeks, didn't think about her feelings at all, and went into the study to play games while she was taking a shower, locked the door and didn't let her in, and played a copy overnight. That night, under the curse of Jessica, Li Jingming and his twenty-four companions were abused by the toilet man in the sun well for a night, and they were extinguished until dawn.

"Don't talk about me, Brother Shi, didn't you play the game to this day, have you become a national MC, did your sister-in-law say anything against it?" Li Jingming retorted dissatisfiedly, to say that Liu Zaishi is a big player in playing games, but he plays real games instead of computer games, and he has never stopped playing since he came out in "X-man", and he plays all kinds of games in variety shows, especially in "Birth of a Family".

Since Li Jingming talked about the game, Liu Zaishi hurried to start, it was really not a wonderful experience to work in this weather, Jessica, who had come over with a mat before, was now shivering from the cold. It's a game on the mudflats again, Jessica is speechless, today she deliberately wore a pair of shoes she likes very much, and now it's dirty but she has to step into the mud.

There is a large straw tow in the middle of a mudflat, and the rules are simple: divide into two teams to climb the net, and whichever team climbs first and shouts long live their team wins. The guessing boxing was carried out by Lee Hyori and Jessica, and the first to win Lee Hyori's eyes lingered on Lee Kyung-myung's body for a long time, but in the end he chose Kim Jong-kook, she deliberately gave Lee Kyung-myung to Jessica, and finally Jessica's side was Lee Kyung-myung, Liu Jae-seok, Kang Dae-sung, Park Ye-jin, and Lee Hyo-ri's side was Kim Jong Kook, Lee Tianxi, Kim so-ro, and Yoon Zhongxin.

The first round of the game was Kim Jong Kook and Liu Zaishi, the two of them have a good relationship for more than ten years, and they will never want to play like unfamiliar guests when they play, so they didn't take two steps Kim Jong Kook hugged Liu Zaishi upside down, and suddenly inserted it into the mud to make a human body potted plant. Jessica's eyes were about to pop out when she saw it next to her, the large number of men does not necessarily mean that everyone has to fight, but there are only three women, and she herself is a guest, and she will never be able to escape from the battle, and the opponent will be Lee Hyori, an "invincible woman in the world". This stunned kung fu Liu Zaishi fell into the mud pond again, Jessica felt that her whole person was not good, she didn't like to contact with other people's floors so she brought the mat, but now she has to make intimate contact with the mudflats.

"Hehe, Ernie, I'm a fan of yours." Jessica squeezed out a smile after tidying up her raincoat, but no matter how you look at it, it is mostly pitiful, originally Jessica is not a character who is willing to give in, otherwise she would not be called the queen, but her aura is still far from in front of Li Xiaoli.

"I've heard about it, I've heard it from Jingming." As soon as Li Xiaoli finished speaking, Liu Zaishi next to him shouted excitedly, this is a nervous war. Jessica really put away the cute expression on her face, she has a straightforward personality and doesn't know how to manage expressions, and anyone looks like a battle.

Liu Zaishi ordered the two women to run out side by side, but Jessica's motor nerves were really outrageous, and running on flat ground was a problem, let alone running in this kind of muddy pond, and she was about to fall after taking two steps. Jessica used her instantaneous power to the fullest, grabbed the belt of Lee Hyo-ri who was running in front of her, and then the former fairy and sexy queen were pressed into the mud by Jessica. Liu Jae-seok was unilaterally bullied by Kim Jong Kook just now, but now the dragon is evenly matched, Lee Hyori is also a strong aura, and she is not much stronger than Jessica in terms of body shape, and the two of them twisted and mixed on the mud flat and quickly became mud figures.

"Ah, it's really hard for the ratings." Li Jingming sighed while scratching his neck, he knew very well that he could not escape this catastrophe, as a guarantee for the ratings of this issue of "The Birth of a Family", if he escaped, Liu Zaishi would definitely not let him go. (To be continued......)