I don't know what time it is in the early morning, Zhou Xiao woke up, facing a dark room, he pondered for five minutes, and then said in his heart: "I'll go, it seems that Lao Tzu has really crossed over." ”

This is not a common traversal picture.

Under normal circumstances, the traverser will get up like a normal person, or suddenly string up Lao Gao because of the horizontal death, and then find that the strange environment he is in is different, and after confirming the crossing, 2B shouts like that. This is the way the masses like to see the crossing. And the situation encountered by Zhou Xiao is different from the above.

The body of the dead otaku profession tends to go to two extremes, extremely fat or extremely thin. Fat people because of inactivity and overeating, resulting in their bodies constantly deformed and out of shape. Thin people, on the other hand, lose energy in their bodies along with fat because of irregular life and lack of nutritious food. But what's strange is that it seems that these two examples have been playing out at the same time, and whether the dead otaku is attacking or receiving, no, whether the dead otaku is fat or thin, it seems to have nothing to do with the above reasons at all, but only depends on God's hobbies. Or maybe fat and thin are just a random boolean number in the program "providence", 0 or 1, taken from providence.

Zhou Xiao is a dead house in the fat man's pile at random.

As a house, as a dead house, as an otaku dead fat man, as a nominally living in Beijing, renting outside the Sixth Ring Road, going to work and taking the subway, 3,000 a month, half-hanged half-way monk-like half-film and television migrant workers, Zhou Xiao has six beautiful wives who love him with all their hearts and are as beautiful as flowers............ What the weird! Since he went to an eighth-rate university and became a dead otaku, Zhou Xiao has completely said baibai to a creature like a woman! Yes! Wood! Yes!

digressed, and continued to say that Zhou Xiao knew the reason for his crossing. As a dead fat person, the body is actually very uncomfortable. Not to mention the sore body after a little exercise, the fat all over the body is not only unsightly, but also the meat will cause a lot of pressure on the internal organs, so that you are always in a state where it seems that the heart is not beating fast enough and the blood circulation is not very smooth.

And when Zhou Xiao just woke up, he was immediately surprised to find that the feeling that he had been pressing on himself in the life of a fat man for several years, and it seemed that he would one day crush himself, suddenly disappeared, which made him feel surprised At the same time, he began to seriously think about his body and the difference in the environment in which his body is located.

"It seems that I lost a lot of weight overnight, is this still my body?" He shook the wrist of his right hand with his left hand, and the fingers joined more than a knuckle.

"Under normal circumstances, the thumb can't touch the other fingers at all." He touched his stomach again. The straw bale belly that was supposed to be there is also gone, replaced by a flat belly that is almost collapsing, and there is not even a hairy belly at the navel!

"I'm gone, I'm wearing it? Or is it soul piercing? Do you want to start pretending to have amnesia? Is it worn by the Three Kingdoms, the Tang, Song, Yuan, and Ming dynasties, or the Qing Dynasty and the Republic of China? This is directly related to my starting point classification! Zhou Xiao began to pay attention to the external shijie. Through the light of the night, he could dimly see the furnishings around him.

"Lying on the ground? It won't be so cheap, you can't even afford a bed. Zhou Xiao sneered.

Through the faint light coming from the window, he finally found a small ball hanging in the center of the room, about a meter high, and when he reached over it, he further determined that it was a lamp rope.

Click----

After Zhou Xiao got used to the sudden light, he finally saw the surrounding state clearly.

"Eh, eh, eh??? Bed.................. Tatami!??? ”

Tatami mats are actually known to most Chinese, of course, not in reality, but on TV, the country in the east from "Blood Suspicion", "Tokyo Aiqing Story", to "Slam Dunk" and "EVA", has exported a lot of culture to China in the past few decades, which also makes Chinese know a lot of things over there, and tatami mats, which most often appear on the ground of Japanese homes, are naturally included.

Zhou Xiao determined his environment at this moment, as far as his eyes could see, a very small house, the ancient incandescent lamps illuminated the small space, a small TV cabinet with an equally small, old-fashioned color TV with a large bag, surrounded by a large number of magazines and papers scattered together, and a plastic bag containing something unknown that it looked like it had not been cleaned up for an unknown amount of time, and a poster of a beautiful woman written in Japanese was pasted on the wall. The cluttered closet had open doors, most of the clothes were piled under the closet, and the only place where clothes should normally hang was a few pairs of underwear. Even Zhou Xiao, who doesn't actually have any cleanliness habits, has a buzzing head when facing such a house, which is too messy, too dirty, and too scary.

At this time, a question came into his mind: "Who am I?" ”

With this problem, there was a large number of memories and a severe headache, and Zhou Xiao, who couldn't stand it, quickly lay down again. What I am experiencing in my mind is the life of a young Chinese born in Japan and whose name is also Zhou Xiao.

This young man named "Zhou Xiao" grew up in Tokyo and is a funny artist.

The so-called comedy artists in Japan mainly refer to those who perform stage comedy on stage or on television, and who are comic -- that is, Japanese cross talk, and who make a living by talking.

In Japan, it is a very competitive industry with freedom and countless rules, laughter and darkness. He is said to be free because there is no barrier to entry in this industry, you don't need to be handsome and sing well, as long as you can make people laugh, and at this point, you may even take advantage of being ugly. To say that he has rules is the character of the entire Japanese nation. The relationship between superiors and subordinates is extremely strict, and comedians who debuted a year earlier can call at their juniors and disciples at will. As for the dark places, Yoshimoto Kogyo, the largest comedy artist company that is almost known to everyone in Japan, has many shadows of the underworld behind it, which is almost a well-known secret.

Although he has Japanese nationality, Zhou Xiao is 100% Chinese, his grandparents immigrated to Japan and gave birth to his father, and his father married his mother, who is also Chinese, and gave birth to him. And the slightly special thing about this family is that except for Zhou Xiao, the whole family never forgets their motherland, Zhou Xiao's grandfather and grandmother returned to the motherland in the early 90s, and about half a year ago, Zhou Xiao's father and mother also chose the same path.

However, Zhou Xiao did not go back, on the one hand, because he had just finished his high school studies in March, and on the other hand, Zhou Xiao was determined to be an artist.

In China, artist is a more general term used to refer to those who are engaged in the acting industry. However, in Japan, the title of entertainer is usually used to refer specifically to comedy artists.

And what Zhou Xiao really wants to do, but it's not any of these two, the profession he wants to do is called "タレント" in Japan, this word is translated into English, it is "talent", that is, talent, genius, talent, etc., but in Japan, this word has been extended to the meaning of comprehensive artists, usually refers to those who do everything, whether it is funny, singing and dancing or acting, they will come into contact with all-round artists.

It's just that the road has to be taken step by step, Zhou Xiao, who has just graduated for more than half a year, is still a funny artist who has just started, and there is still a long way to go from the road of the comprehensive artist of his dreams.

Young Zhou Xiao is a stubborn child, not yet eighteen years old. After graduating from high school, he gave up his studies and chose to become a comedy artist step by step from the bottom. But his parents are Chinese, although his parents were also born in Japan, but since they love China so much, how can they not inherit most of Chinese ideas, so for Zhou Xiao's decision not to go on to school to become an artist, his parents are quite resolute in their opposition.

Zhou Xiao, who had just graduated from high school and got into the horns of the bull, left home alone after a big quarrel with his parents, who were about to return to China at the time, and all he had on him at that time was the 100,000 yen he had saved since he was a child.

Maybe he thought that the child would honestly find himself if he couldn't make trouble, Zhou Xiao's parents did not stop him from leaving home. After the two of them left the phone, they couldn't wait to take the plane and return to the land of their dreams for forty years, leaving Zhou Xiao alone, moving forward in the huge urban labyrinth of Tokyo.

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