Chapter Twenty-Four: (II) Let's Fall in Love! Master Chicken!
"Tang Shu Punishment!" Bosen pointed at Tang Shuxing, turned his arm again, and pointed at Ji Kefeng, "Ji Kefeng!" Then he put it down and stretched out his hand to point to the position of the ceiling beam, "There is also a Gu Huaiyi!" β
At this time, the others found that Gu Huaiyi had squatted on the beam for some time, waving at everyone with a smile, but between the fingers of the other hand was the coin with a sharpened edge - he had already discovered the intruder Bosen.
"Ami, do you know how much the three of them are worth?" Bosson grinned, "Millions of dollars!" And it can be paid in gold, and all the bounty hunters here are eager to try it, and even if I don't catch it, they won't be able to leave the black market and leave Cambodia. β
"Bosen, I'm going to participate in the Gu Hunting Ground Competition, they are my companions." Ami put the gun down and used a consultative tone, "Don't look for trouble, I don't want to fight you, it's not good for anyone, and besides, you can't be their opponent." β
"Hah-" Bosson patted the crocodile sitting under his buttocks, "it has high explosives in its belly, I just have to pull the line in its mouth, boom, we're all finished, even if I die, someone will help me collect money." β
"Bosen, don't you think about the consequences?" Ami frowned, the frowning look was still so tempting in Ji Kefeng's eyes.
"That's right! Yes! Don't hurt the innocent! You're ready to die, what do you need money for? Tang Shuxing retreated as he spoke, if the crocodile really had explosives in its stomach, it was not a joke.
"That's how I do things!" Bosson cracked his mouth open, revealing his rotten teeth and looking at Ami. "Just the three of them, and you, can go to the Gu Hunting Ground? Joke! I can't pass the preliminary round! β
"Really? Do you want to fight them? Ami actually opened his mouth to say such a sentence.
Feed! Who the fuck wants to fight a bastard who uses a crocodile as a refrigerator and has explosives in his stomach? I'm going to beat you out! Tang Shuxing shouted in his heart, and at this time he had retreated to Ami's side.
"It's not on the black market to fight, you know the rules here, whoever starts the war first, everyone has to fight him together, even if he doesn't die, he has to be driven out of here forever. We're the kind of people. There are enemies all over the world, leave the black market, if you don't do business, you will definitely die! Are you stupid for me? Bosson spat thick phlegm on the ground.
I'll go! You don't even prepare. Can you spit out phlegm? You're coughing a little bit! This is a special feature! Tang Shuxing whispered to Ami, "This guy is also a bounty hunter? β
"That's right! Or my ex-boyfriend. Ami said without hesitation. He used to be fat. Because he used to be a colonel in the Cambodian army, he also has a large piece of land, nicknamed the fat landlord. β
"Ex-boyfriend?" Tang Shuxing almost choked on his own saliva. subconsciously went to look at Ji Kefeng, and found that Ji Kefeng's face had changed, and he was a little flustered, and he estimated that in Ji Kefeng's heart, he thought that Ami was a super invincible, pure, holy and beautiful girl, and she had never been in love, nor had she ever had a crush on someone else's kind of junior high school girl.
"I advise you not to leave here, I won't spread the news of them, but their wanted warrants are everywhere, and as soon as you leave here, on the way to the border, the devil knows how many people are waiting!" Bosson got up and swaggered away with the crocodile, leaving his dirty footprints on the wooden floor and a trail of clear, disgusting slime from beneath the crocodile's belly.
Ji Kefeng was stunned there, it looked like he and Ami were newly married, Ami gave him a cuckold, and then he slowly walked back to his room, in Tang Shuxing's eyes, his walking posture was like slow motion, and there was background music: Dick Cowboy's "No Return Road".
"Oops!" Tang Shuxing whispered to Ami.
"What's wrong?" Ami didn't know it, and watched Ji Kefeng slowly walk back, with a melancholy expression, "What's wrong with him?" Scared? β
"No, he's not that timid, but now, he's playing out a fantasy drama in his head, called "Green Melancholy." Tang Shuxing leaned close to Ami and whispered, "Do you know what I mean? β
"I don't understand at all." Ami shook his head, puzzled.
"Come on, come here." Tang Shuxing dragged Ami to the side, "What about him, he fell in love with a girl at first sight, I thought that girl was also interesting to him, and I thought that the girl had never been in love and had no ex-boyfriend, but as a result, that girl not only fell in love, but also had a lewd ex-boyfriend who was covered in green and had rotten teeth, so he was very sad and melancholy." β
"Oh! I see! Ami nodded, watched Tang Shuxing take out a cigarette and light it, and asked, "Who is that girl?" There's no one else here, huh? β
"I'll go ......" Tang Shuxing's hands shook, the lighter almost missed his eyebrows, and said with a cigarette in his mouth, "Sister Mi, how many women are here?" β
"One, that's me." Ami looked around, then pointed to the flying fox and said, "Matcha is female, doesn't count?" β
Tang Shuxing looked at Ami with a cigarette in his mouth, he really didn't know if this woman's IQ was too high, or if she was pretending to be stupid, so she nodded slowly and said, "Of course it doesn't count, I'm talking about people!" Damn, let me make it clear, the woman in the story just now is you! β
"It's meβ" Ami suddenly roared, pointing at himself and taking a few steps back, his hair was scattered, and his cloak looked like a shrew, so frightened that Tang Shuxing almost fell into the well.
Ami looked at Ji Kefeng, Ji Kefeng was still very melancholy, her face was full of dementia, and then she approached Tang Shuxing and said, "Oh! The ex-boyfriend you're talking about is Bosen, and he's been in a relationship, so it's really me. β
Nonsense, of course it's you! Could it still be the fridge crocodile that the flying fox or Bosson was dragging around? Eldest sister, you take the time to go to the hospital to check your IQ, it's fucking bursting! Tang Shuxing thought so, and nodded slowly towards Ami.
"That's not right! I've been in a relationship, but I've been married before and have a child. Ami said seriously.
The cigarette in Tang Shuxing's mouth fell to the ground, swallowed his saliva, put his ear sideways, and asked softly: "Sister Mi, what did you just say, I didn't hear clearly?" β
"I sayβ" cried Ami, "I have been married and divorced before, and I have a child named Misha!" β
"Ahh It turns out that you like to watch Japanese anime Ikyu! Got it! Hahaha! Tang Shuxing squinted at Ji Kefeng, and found that Ji Kefeng was looking in this direction, and immediately used other words to cover it up.
"It's not a holiday, it's Mi Sha, my daughter, called Mi Sha." Ami mentioned her daughter, and the expression on her face was different, "I had her when I was 18 years old!" β
"Oh, hehe, hehe-" The expression on Tang Shuxing's face was distorted, even so, he still smiled, raised a finger and shook it, then lifted a bucket of well water, poured it on his head, and then wiped the water from his face and said, "I must be fucking dreaming, no, it's Ji Ye dreaming, I'm just in his dream, the ups and downs of life are really exciting!" β
As he spoke, Tang Shuxing ran towards his room, then lay down on the mat, punched his head, and then "stunned" himself, fell asleep, and pretended that nothing had happened.
Ami's eyes widened, looking at Gu Huaiyi, who was still squatting on the beam, pointing at himself, then at Tang Shuxing, and then at Ji Kefeng, and asked Gu Huaiyi silently: Did I do something wrong?
Gu Huaiyi shrugged, lay on the beam and continued to sleep, while Ji Kefeng leaned his head against the wall and burst into tears, because he felt that he had fallen out of love and suffered betrayal!
Ami felt strange, called the flying fox to his shoulder, turned around and hugged his waterproof bag, lay under the eaves of the porch and fell asleep, and soon snored.
"I'll go to his uncle's, she's still snoring!" Tang Shuxing lay there on all fours, and said to Gu Huaiyi, who was lying on the beam above him, "Hey, Gu Maniac, Ami must have been a man before he changed sex, right?" And it's a gay, isn't it? β
Gu Huaiyi above just smiled and didn't say a word.
At this time, Ami's snoring was getting louder and louder, and the rhythm was changing. Tang Shuxing turned over and scolded: "Don't let people sleep?" This snoring is a symphony? it! What did I do in my last life? Master Ji, Master Ji, your life is really bitter! The girl with a crush gave birth to a child at the age of 18, she may have been seduced and raped, it's really pitiful, the child is innocent, Master Ji, you must be ready to be a father, good night! Master Chicken! β
As he spoke, Tang Shuxing punched his head again, fell down and fell asleep, deliberately snoring, and whistling......
Ji Kefeng leaned against the wall, then slowly moved out, looked at Ami who was sleeping soundly, took out a cigarette, lit it, and smoked it slowly.
Sometimes, people with simple hearts are completely unable to discover what kind of person they are, Ji Kefeng is this kind of person, and he can almost say that he knows nothing about the emotions of men and women, otherwise why would so many people say that being a soldier is almost the same as being a monk?
"Ami, I will definitely be a good father, fight all my life for you and my daughter, work hard to make money, buy a house, buy a car, and let her grow up happily!" Ji Kefeng nodded, nodded and found that this sentence was coming from behind him, turned around suddenly, and saw Tang Shuxing lying there, pretending to be his "heart" reading a monologue there, and immediately got up and stepped on it.
Tang Shuxing got up, shouted, "Master Ji is going to explode my chrysanthemum again" and ran all over the hotel, causing Ami to rub his eyes and get up and watch, then shook his head and fell asleep again, the flying fox also raised his head slightly, raised his paw and waved, screamed twice, turned his head and fell asleep again, and his paw was still gently on Ami's mouth - it was also afraid of people snoring in his ear!
On the beam, Gu Huaiyi looked at the two chasing with interest, constantly changing his posture, with a childlike smile on his face, although he knew that starting tomorrow, embarking on the journey would be dangerous. (To be continued......)