It was the first time for the squad leader to see the robot forcing the rabbit, and the rabbit was able to have a very logical conversation with Xiaoqin, which surprised the squad leader.

"That is, with more weapons, can you destroy more Wim?"

Xiao Qin, who was afraid of beetles, asked the rabbit very seriously.

"Doot - In order to eliminate Wim, the rabbit needs to be equipped with nail guns, incendiary bombs, nitroglycerin bombs, sarin gas, ......"

You're going to destroy all of humanity! After installing so many big killing weapons, your model is no longer B-2, but "3000 for your life"!

Xiao Qin frowned when she heard this, "Well, if you want to destroy Wim, you only need to add insecticides, right?" ”

"Doodoo-" The hemispherical head of the rabbit spun at high speed, as if showing a human-like panicked emotion.

"The demand for forcing rabbits is only searched on the Internet, nail guns, incendiary bombs, nitroglycerin bombs and sarin gas are all the ideas of netizens, and they have nothing to do with forcing rabbits!"

Huh? I haven't seen you for two days, and I've learned to shirk responsibility! It's all your own idea! In order to have a chance to destroy more carbon-based creatures, you can't wait for Dr. Yu to transform you into an armed fortress, right?

"Is this really a robot?"

Regarding the intelligence shown by forcing rabbits, the squad leader raised questions.

"It's a robot," Pooh walked over and knocked on the metal shell of the rabbit, making a knocking echo, "I also suspected that there were people hiding inside, but I followed the rabbit for a long time, and I didn't notice the person inside coming out to go to the bathroom......"

"What's its name?" The squad leader was stunned, "Force...... Rabbit, is it the English pronunciation of its model B-2?"

There is a laser-engraved model on the chest of the rabbit, and the squad leader's eyes can see it at once.

"Huh? It turns out that forcing rabbit is the English pronunciation of B-2! Pooh seemed to know this for the first time, "Anyway, it was the name Ye Lin gave it, so I called it, I thought it was because the two antennas on its head looked like rabbits, and the shape was quite SB, so it was called a rabbit......

"Dudu Du - force the rabbit to express a solemn protest!" If Pooh is not the No. 4 owner of Forced Rabbit, it is possible that Forced Rabbit will directly fire the anesthetic needle at Pooh.

"It can destroy ...... What else can you do besides beetles? "The squad leader is curious about this near-future technology.

"It offers free Wi-Fi," Pooh pulled out his phone to connect to the Internet, "it's very convenient to download a game or a movie!" ”

"I have free access to the Internet search engine, provide my master with all kinds of information queries, and also have a narcotic needle weapon to act as a guard." ”

Forcing Rabbit to introduce himself sounded a lot like a product advertisement, and I couldn't help but answer: "Where can I buy it?" ”

"Tut - forcing rabbits is not for sale." He seemed to be angry, although there was no change in his tone.

What's not for sale? After you were made by Dr. Yu, you were immediately sold once! Dr. Yu sold you to Amy, and he took a back seat to the second master! And it's not just you who clearly mark the price and create your master, Dr. Yu himself also clearly marks the price! He had already told me that as long as I could afford more money to support his research, he could betray Sook Qiao at any time! A "welcome to buy me" undisciplined posture! You and your creator are both store goods, so don't pretend to be high!

"When did Zheng He go to the West?" The squad leader casually asked a historical question.

"1405~1433." Forced Rabbit replied fluently.

"What was the trigger for the first Shijie War?"

"Sarajevo Incident."

"Which country invented the Zeppelin?"

"Goblin-toot-or-Count Ferdinand von Zeppelin, a German."

Forced Rabbit was almost misled by the unreliable answers on the Internet, in "Warcraft Shijie", the Zeppelin was indeed developed by the goblin race.

Seeing that the rabbit replied fluently, Pooh's eyes widened next to him, "Eh? I didn't find that Forced Rabbit had this function before, but now I look at it, it can be used to cheat in exams! If I take it to take the high school entrance examination, it is not impossible to be admitted to the third high school, right? ”

In other words, the rabbit is so big, are you really sure you can bring such a big cheating tool into the exam room?

"Forcing the rabbit, forcing the rabbit, who is the prettiest girl on shijie?" Xiaoqin suddenly said to the rabbit in a tone like Snow White and her stepmother asking the magic mirror.

"Li Wanji!" forced the rabbit to say the answer at the speed of light, "For this question, 93% of netizens answered Li Wanji, so it's her." ”

“hahahaha！” Pooh patted the rabbit on the back, "This robot can tell meat jokes!" Because every leader has a lot of opportunities when he comes to power, Li Wanji is the most beautiful, right? ”

Pooh, who didn't care about explaining meat jokes to everyone, was warned by the squad leader with his eyes.

"Can you shoot an anesthetic needle?" Even in the face of the robot, the squad leader looked into its eyes politely and said, "How about the hit rate?" ”

"Whoever can dodge my anesthetic needle is a beast ......"

Xiaoqin's face turned dark, and she whispered behind the rabbit: "I'll pull your power out!" ”

"Toot - I use solar energy, I don't need an external power supply......" I don't know what Xiaoqin said in the ear of the rabbit again, and it stopped talking.

"It seems that there is a lot of promise as a police robot...... "The squad leader thought seriously, as if she had already regarded herself as a member of the police.

After asking a few questions, the squad leader remembered the purpose of his trip, and in order to see Obama as soon as possible, she motioned for me to lead the way in front so that she could follow into the corridor of the VIP building.

Because the owner here is Amy, and Amy has shown hostility to the squad leader many times, the squad leader feels that he is not welcome here, and he is uneasy in his heart.

Rest assured! Today is different, today Amy asked you to come by name! In order to take revenge on your birthday at Gong Caicai, together with the big horn and others, locked her in the room as a doll to change clothes, Amy will also force you to change into a haode maid costume prepared in advance today, so that you can play with the dog!

It is said that in order to achieve this purpose, a secret weapon other than Obama has been prepared, so be sure that you will willingly be Amy's maid! I don't know what the secret weapon is, but I'm looking forward to it!

As soon as I entered the corridor, I met Peng Tousi, who came to greet us, and a few polite words were indispensable, and then I saw a figure flashing at the end of the corridor, as if Fan Chuan of the Golden Lightning Team 2 was going up the stairs.

Recalling that he just bought an iphone 5s for Shu Zhe yesterday, my heart moved, and I caught up and asked:

"Hey, you bought Xiaohong an iPhone, how did Xiaohong repay you? It won't be the one that made you explode her chrysanthemum, right? ”

"Xiaohong" refers to the black language of the pseudo-mother Shu Zhe, at this time Shu Zhe's sister is not far away, and I can't mention Shu Zhe's name.

Although my words were vulgar, Fan Chuan was more polite to me considering that if it weren't for me yesterday, the iphone5s he just bought would have been snatched away by the "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles".

"What, I bought a mobile phone for Xiaohong, I was willing to do it without asking for anything in return! She is willing to appreciate her face, and she dresses up so beautifully to follow me on the street, and I am already satisfied! ”

So, Shu Zhe just went shopping with you in women's clothing, and got the iphone5s you bought with two months' salary! That's not how to make money! No wonder Shu Zhe, who likes to work hard, began to be obsessed with women's clothing! When you wear women's clothes, you are not only taken care of everywhere, but you can also have what you want?

It seems that in order to hide people's eyes, Shu Zhe also told his sister that the iphone5s was bought by his uncle as a reward, and in order to reward him, he was rated as a good student this year.

Fan Chuan, you are super sad! didn't get any benefits, Zuihou even bought a mobile phone for Shu Zhe, and was said to be his uncle! Xiaohong has done this to you, haven't you woken up? She's a liar!

The squad leader did not agree with his uncle's behavior of buying a mobile phone for Shu Zhe as a reward, and asked where the ticket was for the purchase of the machine, and wanted to consider returning it, Zuihou Shu Zhe threatened to break the mobile phone, and the squad leader compromised.

After making sure that Fan Chuan didn't explode Xiaohong's chrysanthemum because he gave an iphone5s, I reminded Fan Chuan to spend money on Xiaohong leisurely, at least to keep the money for renting a house and buying instant noodles, he was very moved to agree, and then walked up to the second floor and went to the team activity room to train.

After delaying all this time, Amy was already waiting in the living room of room 101, impatient with Erlang's legs crossed.

In order to complete the "Katyusha Maid Battle", Amy deliberately said to Kyle, the actor of "The Legend of Moding": I don't want to go to the set today, you get hurt quickly! If you can't play against me like this, I can rest!

Kyle, who practices bushido, gave a thumbs up and said, "No problem!" Then he drove his motorcycle into the grass and crashed into the barbed wire, although it didn't hurt his muscles and bones, but the barbed wire left a diamond-shaped mark on his face that could not be erased for a day or two, and he couldn't shoot a close-up scene, which finally made Amy fulfill her wish.

Deserve! Why didn't Kyle just crash and die! Recently, there have been many natural and man-made disasters in China, why don't you realize your heights, sacrifice yourself, and die a happy billions of people?

Opening the door of room 101, Pooh was the first to rush in without seeing it, Xiaoqin followed closely behind, and the squad leader walked side by side with me with hesitant steps.

Sitting in the center of the sofa in the living room, Amy wore her most everyday costume - a small suspender with a flying dolphin pattern, one leg resting on the knee of the other, boredom, as if conducting an orchestra, swaying her little feet hanging in the air back and forth.

"Y-Hello."

The squad leader, who has short hands and a short mouth, wants to play with Amy's pet dog, is a little nervous.

The squad leader took off the camouflage bag full of dog treats, carried it in his hand, and looked hopefully at Amy, who was not in shape, on the sofa.

"I came here with Ye Lin to visit Obama, and I heard that he was bitten by a poisonous snake......

Amy held out a hand, palm outward, to stop the squad leader from continuing.

"Ha, you're begging me today!" Amy, who was very vindictive, said cautiously, "Isn't it time for you and your accomplices to forcibly change Miss Ben's clothes on June 26th?" ”

Gong Caicai's birthday is June 26th, but Amy definitely didn't deliberately remember Gong Caicai's birthday, but regarded this day as her day of shame.

Amy reached out to the living room window, and under the window, there was a removable metal hanger that was common in clothing stores, with rows full of maid outfits hanging from the hanger.

"You want to play with Obama, don't you? Change your clothes into a maid's outfit first, and then come and ask me for this! ”