We ate out for lunch, and there were very few people, just me and Huang Ju, and the god operator and his grandson. When we arrived at a relatively large restaurant, the god operator said, "I don't have any money, so you come for a treat." ”

I said, "Okay, master, you order." I then handed the recipe respectfully.

Actually, I didn't plan to call Master God Operator, but I wanted to bring a surname, such as Master Wu and Master Zhang. However, I didn't know what God's surname was, and I didn't find a suitable opportunity to ask, so I had to call the master first.

The private room we want, four super large private rooms, about fifteen people, I don't know why God Operator wants such a big private room, it should be to blackmail me, no way, who asked us to ask for others.

The god operator reports the name of the dish there, and the waiter writes it there. I saw that the gods reported that they were all relatively high-grade, and I thought, this old boy is quite good at eating. However, this old boy has no end to ordering. After ordering, I saw that eight were cold, four were fried, and six were stewed, plus more than 20 soups and pastries.

I rubbed my face and said a little embarrassed, "Master, we can't eat that much, right?" ”

The god operator smiled and looked at me: "What, I'm distressed, or I didn't bring so much money?" ”

I smiled: "That's not it, the main thing is that now our country's leaders are taking the lead and promoting the spirit of thrift." "I only knew that God Operator had a weird temper before, but I didn't expect him to be such a hurtful person, and I was a little unhappy.

The god operator stood up and pointed his trekking poles: "Let's go, change for snacks." It's too expensive here. ”

I hurriedly stood up and held the god operator: "Master, that's not what I mean, I'm not worried about money." Mainly, we really can't eat that much. ”

Huang Ju also stood up and said, "It's a bit much." ”

At this time, the door was pushed open, and an old man of eighty or ninety years old came in, on crutches. The old man came in and walked to the table, looked at it, and said, "Oops." Sorry, I made a mistake. Then he turned around and walked out.

The god operator pushed me and hurried to meet the old man. said, "Eighth Uncle, why are you here?" ”

The eighth uncle looked at the god operator and said, "Hey, this is the little four." Why do you eat here too. Then I'm not wrong. Then he turned around and came back.

The god operator helped the eighth uncle to sit on the main seat, and the eighth uncle sat down unceremoniously.

As soon as the eighth uncle sat down, he heard his mobile phone ringing, and he took out his mobile phone and started calling: "Hey, I'm here." ”

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"Little Four is also here, where have you been?"

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"What, I went wrong."

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"Okay, I'll be right over. You wait. After the eighth uncle finished speaking, he got up tremblingly and walked out.

The divine operator immediately got up. Holding the eighth uncle, he asked, "Eighth uncle, whoever you are here with, let them come over." ”

"No, there are too many people, and they are all arranged, I have to go." The eighth uncle said and walked out.

I was embarrassed, and I also helped the eighth uncle in the past and said, "Old man, you can sit here, there are not many of us anyway." ”

The eighth uncle looked at me and asked the god operator: "Little four, what is this?" ”

The god operator made a haha, and I hurriedly said, "Old man, I'm here to find the master-"

"Ao, Xiaosi's apprentice, that's okay, I'm not leaving, I'm sitting here, I don't know that Xiaosi has accepted an apprentice." Uncle Eighth directly snatched away my words, and I can't explain it anymore.

Uncle Eight's phone rang again, and Uncle Eight took out the phone: "I'm not going, I'm here in Xiaosi." ”

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"Xiao Si accepted an apprentice, and he just came, so I won't go."

The god operator snatched the phone and said into the phone: "Uncle Eight is gone, here with me." "And then hung up. As soon as I look at this situation, this god operator should also be a domineering person here.

Soon, Uncle Eight's mobile phone rang again, Uncle Eight took it out, and the God Operator took it over and said, "Uncle Eight, don't pay attention to these boys." Then he hung up Uncle Eight's mobile phone.

The waiter kept watching and didn't speak, and then asked, "Sir, is your food still moving?" ”

Of course, I didn't want to talk about the problem of too many dishes, so I waved my hand at her and said, "Let's serve the dishes." ”

At this time, I heard the noise at the door, and then I saw the door "squeak" open, a middle-aged man stuck his head in, took a look, opened the door, turned his head and shouted outside: "Here, the eighth uncle is here." ”

Immediately afterwards, I saw four or five half-old men in their fifties and sixties rushing in together, shouting: "Little Four, you bear child, why don't you let Uncle Eight go." "I suddenly discovered that many ethnic customs of the people of the country are different, but scolding was unified by Qin Shi Huang.

The god operator smiled happily. The eighth uncle waved his hand: "Come, come, come, sit down, Xiaosi accepted an apprentice, I will sit down and take a look, I am not willing to leave." ”

"Really? The fourth child finally accepted his apprentice. The men chattered and sat down on their own stools.

An old man also asked politely: "Oh, the fourth child has such a big private room, why haven't you arrived in a sea of people?" ”

The god operator laughed: "I knew you were coming, so I specially prepared a large private room." ”

At this time, an old man called the waiter: "Waiter, bring me the wine from our room." ”

After a while, a young man came with a small cart with two large jars of wine on it, and it was seen that there was dirt on it, which must have been pulled out of the ground.

As soon as I saw that these people were not leaving, I quickly stood up and pulled Huang Ju to the last place. I pushed the old man sitting at the bottom of the table and said politely. Anyway, these people are also older than me, and Huang Ju and I can only sit at the bottom.

Huang Ju and I sat down at the end, and the god operator pushed his grandson who was sitting next to him and said, "Go, sit at your sister's." The little grandson came over reluctantly.

I sat there and wondered if it was God's premeditated plan to set a big table. Then bring them all. However, looking at the situation of several of them, it seems that the room is really here. Could it be that this is also calculated by God's operator, and I can only ask when I have the opportunity to ask later.

The eighth uncle looked at me and said to the god operator: "Xiao Si has vision, your apprentice is full of heaven, the earth is round, and his eyes are bright. Walking is a material that can be made. No wonder I haven't accepted apprentices for so many years, and now it's finally here. ”

A group of old men all nodded their heads: "Not bad." Not bad. ”

The eighth uncle asked the divine operator: "Little four, your apprentice will not introduce you to the eighth uncle." ”

The god operator called the waiter: "Come, pour the wine, use a large glass." ”

I can't interject either. But. I know that the God Operator must know that I came to Him for something. However, I, the wronged man, have not had the opportunity to say the purpose of my trip until now, and I have been treated as a monkey for so long.

Everyone poured wine, and the god operator spoke first: "I'm very happy today, the eighth uncle and a few brothers sat down and had a drink, but. Seriously, this kid really wasn't my apprentice. After speaking, he sighed. With a hint of desolation.

Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then the eighth uncle asked the god operator: "Little Four, what kind of apprentice do you want, there are so many young talents in our clan, you can't look down on it, this kid, I think it's very good, don't you look down on it." ”

The god operator shook his head and asked me, "Yuan Kun, do you believe me?" ”

I hurriedly nodded: "I believe you, master, I really believe it." ”

The god operator shook his head: "What do you believe, what do you believe in me, do you know what I do?" ”

Actually, think about it, in my heart, God's arithmetic is a hexagram teller, how do you want me to say it, it is too vulgar to believe in his hexagram.

I suddenly thought again, what am I doing with him, I'm sick now, let's find him a hexagram and see when I can get better? I laughed to myself, now is not considered a sudden illness to go to the doctor.

The god operator cried and laughed, and said to the eighth uncle: "Eighth uncle, what do you say I do? ”

The eighth uncle also shook his head, and an old man said, "Isn't the four gods the operator?" Of course, it's a fortune teller. ”

The god operator looked at the old man and said, "Old Seven, when you built a house, was it the feng shui that I helped you see, is that also a fortune telling?" Then he shook his head.

The god operator began to explain, "I'm not actually a theologist, I don't believe in gods and ghosts. I'm studying metaphysics, do you understand what metaphysics is? Zhou Yi gossip, this is only part of it, there are many more, you don't know, there are many more, and I can't explain it. ”

Everyone at the table listened to the explanation of the divine operator, and the divine operator picked up the cup and said, "Come, eighth uncle, let's drink one." A table of people picked up their glasses together.

The god operator then looked at me: "Yuan Kun, do you believe in metaphysics?" ”

I nodded, shook my head again, blinked a few times and said, "I'm an atheist, I don't believe in these things, but I have to believe in these things. ”

The eighth uncle said: "These things are actually what you believe, and if you don't believe it, you don't have it." ”

The god operator looked at me and asked, "You didn't tell me, do you believe it or not?" ”

I thought about it for a moment and said, "Actually, it doesn't matter if I believe it or not. ”

An old man said, "Then you still mean that you don't believe it." ”

I shook my head: "I mean, no, I believe him or not; I don't believe it, he still saves zài. It's like this cup, I put it under the table, and somebody said to me, there's a cup under the table, and I said I don't believe it, there's not one under the table, but it's still there. ”

The eighth uncle gave a thumbs up, and then applauded, and everyone at the table, except for the god operator, applauded.

I don't think it matters, I'm talking about dialectical materialism as I understand it, and facts are facts.

The eighth uncle continued: "Little four, this kid is really suitable to be your apprentice, and he has this qualification. ”

The god operator shook his head: "Hey, I think, my little trick will be brought to the grave." ”

The eighth uncle hurriedly glanced at me: "Young man, the master has been called, why don't you hurry up and give your master a glass of wine." ”

I hurriedly took my own wine and walked towards the god operator, I didn't toast because they said it, but mainly because I came to God Operator to help me this time, so I felt that a toast was appropriate.

I went to the side of the divine operator, put down my wine glass, then picked up the wine glass of the divine operator, added a little more wine to it, then bowed forward, put up my hands, and said, "Master, I respect you." ”

I didn't answer the operator, and I said three times in a row: "Master, I respect you." The god operator took the cup and dried it in one gulp.

I took the cup of the divine operator, put it on the table, and then picked up my own cup, wanting to accompany one. The old man next to me snatched my cup and put it on the table.

The eighth uncle stood up and said, "Okay, we have all witnessed the apprenticeship ceremony of the fourth child, and when we go home, we will officially worship the ancestor master, which will be regarded as an official entry." Come, drink wine and congratulate Xiao Si on accepting a good apprentice. (To be continued......)