Chapter 133: You Can Bite Me
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On the flight at nine o'clock in the morning, Xiao Qi asked Chen De to drive Yang Yu to the airport.
It was the first time to do an airplane, and Yang Yu was a little nervous.
"It is said that the flight attendants on the plane are all beautiful, I wonder if it's true?" Yang Yu began to think about it.
Every man will have fantasies, and flight attendants are estimated to be the object of many men's fantasies, Huaxia Airlines, flight attendants are beautiful, skirts are ultra-short, service is super thoughtful, take a plane without looking at the flight attendant, it is equivalent to coming to China, not looking at the Great Wall.
"Ladies and gentlemen,
Welcome to Kyoto on Huaxia HN Airlines flight A6234 Jinghai...... In order to ensure the normal operation of the aircraft navigation communication system, please do not use laptop computers during take-off and landing, and do not use mobile phones, remote control toys, video games, laser record players and electronic audio receivers and other electronic devices during the whole flight. ”
"The plane is about to take off, and now there are cabin attendants doing the security checks...... The purser of this flight will work with the 12 flight attendants to provide you with timely and thoughtful service. Thank you for your cooperation! ”
A qiē is normal, the only abnormal estimate is Yang Yu, I saw him holding a ticket, and then, and then he couldn't find his seat.
"What's the matter, is there a scalper on the plane ticket, why don't I have a seat." Yang Yu muttered to himself in the middle of the aisle, what an incredible thing, when he got on the plane, he couldn't find his seat, but this was the flight on the ticket!
"Sir, please do your best to get back to your seat, the plane is about to take off." A flight attendant saw Yang Yu, who was standing in the middle, very embarrassed.
"That...... Beauty, secretly tell me, where is my seat? Yang Yu asked in a low voice.
The beautiful stewardess glanced at Yang Yu: "Sir, can't you find your seat?" ”
Suddenly, the passengers in the entire cabin were stunned, and there was still no seat to find, could it be that he was on the wrong plane, but how did he get up.
Yang Yu felt that he was too embarrassed, he didn't want to be found out about his troubles, this time it's good, the damn flight attendant, came up and made him a little angry, he felt that his face was a little hot, but he still pretended to be calm and said: "Maybe I bought a fake ticket, ask weakly, can I make up the ticket?" ”
This!
Yang Yu's voice was not loud, it was like thunder, and the whole plane was full of laughter, what did they hear, make up the ticket, did this brother think that he was taking a train? Also, why don't you ask if you can buy a standing ticket? Standing tickets on the plane......
"Sir, show me your ticket." The flight attendant couldn't help laughing, she knew that the person in front of her was definitely the first time to fly, and the question she asked was really idiotic, wasn't it?
Yang Yu handed it over.
The stewardess took the ticket and looked at it, her eyes lit up and said, "Sir, your seat is in first class, not here." ”
When many people heard the words of the flight attendant, their laughter stopped, and they all looked at Yang Yu in disbelief, it turned out to be first-class, and the first-class people who can do it must not be short of money, could it be that this guy in front of him who is not good-looking is a rich and handsome?
"This product is here to be forced, and the identification is complete." A whisper in the distance.
Many people heard this, they all nodded seriously, how can they not find their seats on the plane, they must be here to show off, as if not long ago there were people holding an iphone on the bus, the bell rang again and again, but the goods were more tragic, and finally the iphone accidentally threw out of the window.
"Disdain, there are two stinky money for fear that others don't know, be careful not to be robbed." Someone said again.
"The robbery deserves it, the rich boy is this virtue, pretending to be everywhere, it is best to meet the hijacking, he doesn't even have pants left after robbing." Someone followed.
Yang Yu was speechless, didn't he just find his seat? As for him coming out and pretending to be forced, this is good, he met a group of haters of the rich, these people are really resentful, they can even curse the hijacking, and they don't worry that they are also on the plane.
"Please follow me, sir." The flight attendant could see that Yang Yu was unhappy, and if she could be a first-class person, it was better not to anger others.
Yang Yu nodded, the stewardess took Yang Yu, walked for about half a plane, and finally walked to the first class, and when she arrived here, there were very few places, and there were only sixteen positions if you counted carefully.
"Sir, second seat in the first row." The stewardess said.
"Thank you!" Yang Yu walked over, after all the hard work, he finally found his seat, damn it, he promised, it was definitely more tiring than fighting with Tang Wei in bed.
The first class cabin is a two-person seat, the position is very spacious, and several people on the side are discussing something, this is not what Yang Yu cares about, he only cares about his seat.
There was already someone in the first position in the first row, Yang Yu glanced at it, it seemed to be a woman, wearing a sun hat, with a sunglasses on her ears, wrapped in a big star.
"Oops, I've finally found my seat, comfortable!" Yang Yu let out a sullen breath.
Hearing this, the suspected big star who was sitting in a row with him slowly turned his head, and when he saw that it was Yang Yu, the big star pointed at him, his chest trembled, and he seemed to be very excited.
"You know me?" Yang Yu was a little strange, could it be that he met an acquaintance when he was doing a plane, but this person was wearing a hat and sunglasses, and he really couldn't see it.
"You ......" has some familiar voices.
"Strange!" Yang Yu smashed his mouth, and simply took off the woman's sunglasses and hat directly, but in the next second, he was dumbfounded, "How could it be you?" ”
"You still have the face to say, what are your plans to follow me, I'm not Tang Wei, don't you want to do anything to me?" Gongsun Yunshang roared out.
Yes, this acquaintance is Gongsun Yunsheng.
"Don't be sentimental, I didn't follow you, it's a coincidence, do you understand the coincidence?" Yang Yu didn't come out of his anger, this was really an accident, how did he know that Gongsun Yunshang would sit next to him, if he knew, he would rather change to a car, no, the train is fine, this woman has a big opinion of him now, it is better to stay away.
"Coincidentally, you're an idiot, aren't you? If you don't sit on the plane one day, you have to do it today, no, you shouldn't do the plane, so that there won't be so many coincidences. ”
Yang Yu was dumbfounded, pointing at Gongsun Yunshang and not knowing what to say.
"Look, do you want to say that this is fate, and then think that I will have a good impression of you, put away your little thoughts, you beast." Gongsun Yunshang is unforgiving.
"Your sister, I'm going to Kyoto on errands, you should also know, don't be unreasonable." Yang Yu was very angry, he was scolded by a beast, what kind of international joke, he felt for the first time that the woman Gongsun Yunshang was also in arrears, very untidy, if he could clean up Gongsun Yunshang like Tang Wei, Yang Yu would definitely not show mercy.
"Hmph, even if you go out to do errands, it's calculated." Gongsun Yunshang continued to sneer.
Yang Yu was too lazy to get angry, and Gongsun Yunshang was angry, he could only let himself suffer, rather than suffer himself, it was better to let Gongsun Yunshang suffer, since Gongsun Yunshang thought that he did it on purpose, then he might as well return the favor, so he said fiercely: "Since you guessed it, then I will admit it, I did it on purpose, I just like to fly, and I still sit with you, you can bite me!" ”
"You, you're not human." Gongsun Yunshang doesn't seem to be very good at scolding.
"Hehe, am I a human being, do you want to test it, to ensure that it is a normal man, I have what others should have, and it is bigger and more majestic, do you want to try it?" Yang Yu smiled evilly, he found that he liked to see Gongsun Yunshang angry, a classical woman was really good-looking.
"I'm going to kill you." Gongsun Yunshang roared out and grabbed Yang Yu's neck.
Yang Yu was stunned for a moment, and then shouted: "Murdered my husband, everyone, look, murdered my husband, this woman is crazy, I came to chase her home, she treated me like this, pity our child." ”
More than a dozen people in the first-class cabin all looked at Gongsun Yunshang in shock.
"This lady, be careful with your manners." The flight attendant in the distance really couldn't stand it.
Gongsun Yunshang had no choice but to put it down, Yang Yu tidied up his clothes, became even more proud, slowly leaned his head to Gongsun Yunsheng's ear, and said softly: "Yunshang, see that I love you enough, we all have children." By the way, Yunshang, you're still a virgin, right? ”
Gongsun Yunshang was completely angry, her chest rose and fell faster, she finally knew what a scoundrel was, what a hooligan was, and what a martial arts scum was, and the one in front of her was definitely that beasts, bastards, and beasts were not enough to describe the person in front of her.
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