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Everyone has experienced embarrassing things, and Brother Chic has too, but for him, what is happening now is undoubtedly the most embarrassing thing for him so far.

If he hadn't heard his boastful words in person, then he would definitely not have 'confessed' after the expiration date, because he was just joking.

However, when the one in his mouth, Guo Biting, who was fascinated by his wind ~ coquettishness, stood in front of him with a good smell of incense, and stared at him with beautiful eyes, Brother Chic was dumbfounded.

"What do you say? Can you say that again? ”

Guo Da Meinu blinked her eyes wide, and repeated the question just now in a somewhat unclear tone.

"Goo"

In the face of Guo Da Beauty's aggressiveness, someone who was a little stupid swallowed a mouthful of saliva in embarrassment, and the sweat on his forehead slid directly onto the hot ground.

"This ...... Just kidding...... Hehe...... It's really a joke......"

Someone, who was still very amorous just now, stammered a little and explained with a strong smile.

In fact, at this time, he had already scolded himself to death in his heart, Nima, it was all the fault of his mouth! Brother, this is full of food! For Mao to talk more, take this Guo Biting, who looks gentle and beautiful, but in fact has some tolerance for sand, is joking?

Well, even if you make fun of her, you should pay attention to whether the person concerned can hear it!

It's okay now, it won't be annoyed, right?

Brother Xiao was worried here, but he saw Guo Biting on the other side wrinkling his nose. Then he snorted softly and turned around and walked into the convenience store.

This is...... What does that mean? Really angry?

Brother Chic watched in surprise as her back disappeared behind the yellow plastic curtain. blinked his eyes and couldn't help but look at the fat director.

Just this glance. He was immediately angry, because Director Li, the 'culprit', was actually covering his mouth and snickering?

Nima, Lao Tzu is regarded as a narcissist, you can still laugh?

So, Brother Xiao scolded angrily and in a low voice: ", are you still embarrassed to laugh? It's all your fault! ”

He walked over and glared angrily at Director Li, who was spreading his hands and said, "Don't tell me I'm sorry, you obviously saw her come out just now." But you still came to dig a pit for me to jump into, it, do you still have a little conscience? ”

The most hateful thing is this, you obviously saw the "party" come out, and you are paying attention to this, but you still come to seduce with words~ Brother Lu, this is Chiguoguo's deliberate joke!

"Haha......"

It's okay if Brother Chic doesn't say it, the more he says, the more funny the fat director feels, even if someone is already green. His fists were about to squeeze out the water, but he still couldn't help the urge to laugh.

Brother Chic: "......"

All right. Knowing that Lao Tzu won't hit people, you can laugh hard! It's best to laugh at it, it's your brother's turn to daxiao.

It's a pity that someone's curse didn't take effect, and the fat director didn't have any anger or tears of laughter, but after about half a minute, he couldn't hold back his laughter with difficulty, and patted the shoulder of the chic brother with a helpless face with a big belly: "Hehe, relax, it's okay, what's the joke between young people?" Haha, just relax."

"Alright? Hmph, that's pretty simple! Brother Xiao snorted and sneered depressedly: "The key thing is that it was my image that was ruined just now!" Not yours. Believe it or not, now I must have the impression that my brother is super narcissistic in her heart, how wronged am I? ”

"Aren't you?" The fat director looked very "shocked" and said: "This is what you said, there is no way to weigh the head, the big beauties are attracted by your style ~ coquettishness!" ”

it, is this the rhythm of the underbeating? It's a slap in the face, it's here!

Brother Chic gritted his teeth and said, "...... Do you know that I want to punch you right now and punch you all over the place. ”

"Forget it, I'm not kidding you!"

I probably think that the drama is almost done, and the fat director no longer continues to be beaten, he said and glanced at the staff who were burying the camera and adjusting the lighting, as well as helping Guo Biting to put on makeup, nodded and said: "Okay, the joke is over here, you should also go and prepare, remember the lines and everything, right?" ”

Nima, you've finished saying good and bad things, and now you remember to start work?

"Hey, do you still need time to memorize such a simple conversation?" Someone tilted his head in disdain.

Here it is, here it is again!

Director Li shouted in his heart, but he said with a very indifferent look on his face: "Oh, my design is simple, then you can give me a wonderful design!" ”

Is Brother Dang a fool or a genius? I don't have a penny of design fees, so why should I point fingers at you as a free designer?

Besides, is it so easy to come up with haode ad design? Do you think everyone has great ideas?

Therefore, Brother Chic rolled his eyes directly and said lightly: "I'm not your full-time creative designer, I don't get a dime, two words, no!" ”

Hey, young people are making rapid progress, and they actually understand the truth that they must be rewarded for their efforts?

Director Li looked at the dashing brother who was tilting his head back and nostriling at him in surprise, and then clasped his chin and sighed: "Do you know, I just told Miss Guo in the car that the quite successful advertisement we cooperated with last time was actually the idea you provided, but she didn't believe it, because in her opinion, advertising designers are generally done by high-achieving students,......

Speaking of which, his eyes quickly glanced at someone's face, and when he saw the corners of his eyes twitching slightly, he laughed in his heart, and immediately said: "So I made a bet with her and said: You really don't believe it, Chic is a real genius, the all-powerful kind, don't believe it, you see it when I shoot next, he will definitely ask me to revise the script, and it will get better and better, the effect is absolutely super good, and you will be surprised." ”

Yo. Lost ~ Soul soup is served?

"Finished?" Brother Xiao asked calmly, "Don't add a little more?" ”

That's not right. Why didn't he jump out and shout, "Of course I can do it"?

Director Li blinked. looked at someone who was pouting in a daze, and suddenly asked, "Do you not believe it, or do you think it doesn't matter?"

Nonsense, who is more stupid than whom in this era? Do you think that beauty tricks and agitation methods alone can arouse your brother's fighting spirit? Can it make me feel as excited as if I have been beaten with chicken blood?

Thinking so in his heart, Brother Chic said disdainfully: "Although it is said that every man cannot tolerate the suspicion and contempt of stunning beauties, but unfortunately, the way and time of proof can be chosen." ”

The implication is very simple: brother has seen through it. Just don't fall for you.

Today's young people are amazing! The radical method has actually failed?

Director Li was completely dumbfounded, and after a long while, he spread his hands and said, "Okay, I admit defeat!" Then shoot flat according to the script! ”

After speaking, he shook his head and turned to walk into the store, but a hand fell on his shoulder, "If you give me some favor, I can consider giving you some more advice." ”

"Cut!"

The fat director smiled disdainfully, reached out and slapped someone's big hand, turned around and said: "I only paid 100,000 yuan for the labor fee of this advertisement, and there is no tax deduction." You, a rich man worth nearly 10 million, are still embarrassed to ask me for benefits? ”

Tens of millions of hairs, tens of thousands? Not to mention that it has not yet reached the level of 10 million. Even if there is, it will have to be donated! is also a rich man, the money that my brother can use is always only 100 yuan a day, the rich man is a fart!

Brother Chic rolled his eyes, and it was not easy to explain the cause and effect relationship, so he could only say expressionlessly: "Just one sentence, who wants to do something that is not beneficial?" I don't want to anyway. ”

"And what do you want? Let's say okay first, money is impossible, I still have to support my family, and it is absolutely impossible to give you this 'gold absorbing king'! Not a single point. Director Li said helplessly but resolutely holding his trouser pocket.

Look at your little appearance, my brother is worth millions, will he covet your little money?

"Hehe, what do you think is the most touching thing for a man besides money?" The dashing brother said with a 'cheap' smile, and also winked at the fat director with a suspicious face.

"That must be 'lustful'...... Damn, you don't have a crush on my fat body, do you? That's not going to work! I'm definitely not going to do it! ”

"Your sister...... ...... vomit"

The fat director first replied tentatively, and Brother Chic nodded happily, thinking that he was very eye-catching, worthy of being a person from the past!

However, the sentence behind him made someone's smile freeze instantly, and then he couldn't help but glance at his fat round face, round and straight belly, and two big and black ~ head under the white short-sleeved shirt, you TM let me die!

Looking at the dashing brother who was nauseating but didn't forget to stretch out his middle finger to himself, Director Li haha's daxiao got up, look at me disgusting and don't kill you, and dare to ask my brother for benefits!

For this shameless fat director who is shameless and humorous, Brother Chic really has nothing to say, shook his head and said: "If I am really gay, I will definitely blow up your chrysanthemum ten thousand times, and then jump directly from the upstairs!" ”

After laughing, two minutes passed, and Li Fatzi didn't dare to delay any longer, and finally said officially: "Chic, in fact, we all want to make this advertisement a classic, don't pretend to deny it, I know you are very ambitious, and I am the same person, although our popularity is really not comparable, but, in terms of status in the circle, we are not much different, you are a newcomer, and I am equivalent to a newcomer." ”

Director Li was a little heart-wrenching, and said quite seriously, and waved his hand to interrupt Brother Xiaoxiao's fake shaking of his head and denial.

"Singing, you still have an original online song to support the façade, but in terms of film and television, you don't have any experience in TV series or movies, and I only have experience in shooting commercials, and everyone is relatively rookie. No lie, I've always dreamed of going to TV dramas and the big screen, and you can't just want to be a singer, right? So, I think we should all seize every opportunity to direct and act, I want to use the results of advertising as a stepping stone to join a large film and television agency, and you can also use the level of performance in advertising to make a good impression on some film directors, maybe someone will ask you to audition in a few days? ”

Well, I have to say that this fat director, who is getting more and more obscene, is really eloquent and very sincere.

After listening to his big talk, the dashing brother, who had planned to revise the script and make it more high-quality, finally nodded and said: "Look at you for such a pitiful sake, then I'll try it!" (To be continued......)