004 I'm amazed at your bones......
The current season is not very good, the temperature is a little high, although it saved the little Noah who fell into the water from catching a cold, but it also made the food in the trash can spoiler faster, after eating the garbage for a few days, Noah's little pot friend was a little unbearable.
Although he has now become a human, Noah's soul is still an out-and-out elf, elves are the darlings of nature, whether it is a night elf or a forest elf, he is born to be able to listen to the wind through the language of beasts, so there is no obstacle to the communication between little Noah and the little milk cat, but on the contrary, her perception of mold creatures is much more acute than that of normal humans, not to mention the food that is so spoiled that even if there is a slight tendency to deteriorate, she can't bear it, as a former elf cub, Noah's little pot friend said that he was very delicate.
So, the delicate little pot friend could only squat at the base of the wall with a hungry stomach and hold the little milk hair to watch the passers-by.
Passers-by, whether men, women, children, old or young, are stingy with attention to the little beggars on the side of the road, little Noah smells the smell of food wafting out of the surrounding shops, and his eyes are so hungry that his eyes are already green, and the delicate little milk cat can only be weak "meow~"
"Ding-" A crisp metal crash sound attracted the attention of little Noah's soul, she slowly turned her head, and looked over with a dull gaze, only to see a beggar lying on a homemade transportation tool-skateboard, pretending to sleep, and on the ground in front of him was a half-deflated stainless steel bowl, which contained a few coins and a few green tickets for one dollar.
"Ding-" Another passer-by walked by and threw a coin into the stainless steel bowl.
Little Noah's eyes instantly lit up, although she didn't know coins, but she knew that human transactions used gold, silver, and copper coins, which were also "coins", and the purpose should be similar...... So, the curious elf immediately ran to the beggar, staring at him sincerely with two big black eyes - weishenme others will throw "coins" to you, beg to tell!
Originally, the beggar was lying on the ground dozing off, and suddenly felt that the light in front of him had dimmed, he looked up suspiciously, and faced a pair of big black and white eyes, the beggar was stunned for a moment, and carefully looked at the dirty little Lori in front of him, who couldn't see the original at all, and then slowly stretched out his paws that were also dirty and couldn't see the original, pinching the little Lori's hand and foot joints little by little.
On the surface, this is purely a scene of a strange and obscene little Lori.
Passers-by glanced at the beggar in disgust, took a few steps back and continued to move forward as if nothing happened, even if they knew that this was the crime scene of "Blame Shu Huang Molested Little Lori", no kind-hearted person was willing to stand up and rescue Little Lori, who knows if this beggar girl will be kind enough to treat it as a donkey's liver and lungs, once it is provoked, it will not be able to get rid of it, so the obscenity continues.
The joints on the little girl's body were pinched from beginning to end, the beggar smashed it, smashed it, smashed it, and reached into the back pants to scratch and scratch, zuihou scratched out a thin and tattered old book, and looked at Xiao Noah seriously with a pair of obscene eyes behind her messy hair, and said, "Girl, I see that your bones are amazing, you must be a martial arts wizard, you have a body of horizontal muscles and bones at a young age, it is rare to see in a hundred years, if one day you get through the second vein of Rendu, then you will definitely be able to fly to the sky, as the so-called I don't go to hell, who goes to hell, The task of punishing the evil and maintaining the peace of shijie will be handed over to you, I have a copy of the "Nine Yin White Bone Claw" magic skill here is a priceless treasure, I think it is related to you, the original price is twelve yuan eight, eat a little loss and sell it to you for ten yuan, what is the swelling? ”
Sure enough, the cover of the broken book reads "Nine Yin White Bone Grasping", ......, Nima, the claw is written as scratching, even if it is pirated, please have a little discipline~!
In principle, little Noah is illiterate, so she can't understand the difference between grasping and claw at all, and she doesn't understand what the beggar is saying, and no matter how strange it is to sell "martial arts cheats" to a little Lori who is obviously a poor beggar, at least at this moment, the beggar emperor let little Noah see hope - this, books, books, can, sell, money!
Little Noah clicked the pure big eyes, looked at the beggar in a daze, and then pursed his lips and laughed out of two small dimples, and the little paws seemed to unconsciously gently stroke the little milk cat in his arms, but the thumb pressed a little on the soft flesh of the back of the milk cat's neck, and the little cat that was originally honestly in her arms instantly exploded, "Meow~~~" roared, showing his sharp little paws and scratching directly at the beggar man's face.
The beggar man paid attention to Little Noah, and was scratched by the kitten, he let go with a scream of "Whoop~~", covered his face and pounded the ground, Little Noah immediately picked up the "martial arts cheats" that fell on the ground, turned around and ran, and disappeared in a blink of an eye.
The beggar man finally put down his claws in pain, but he only had time to see the little girl's disappearing figure around the corner, he couldn't help but cover the cat's paw marks on his face and cry bitterly, "Girl, you come back, at most I don't want your money, I don't teach it personally, you can't understand that cheats, girl~~~"
Unfortunately, all that answered him was the strange gazes of passers-by as if they were looking at a snake spirit.
The beggar man who was slapped by a little beggar instantly burst into tears and felt that he would never love again, so he simply packed up and went home.
Little Noah ran wildly in the dark alley, ran for a while to make sure that the beggar emperor did not chase after him before stopping, leaning against the wall and panting wildly, stroking the little milk cat approvingly, watching it squint his eyes comfortably, Little Noah was in a good mood, "Go, sell this book, and we will have money to buy food." ”
"Meow~~~" Eat fish eat fish, \(^o^)/
Little Noah walked from the dark alley to another street, and continued to squat in the corner to observe, although she was young and a cub, and she didn't understand the laws of human survival at all, but she was also a little master who stepped out of the corpse mountain and blood sea of low-level demonic beasts, even if she didn't have the logical analysis ability of an adult, the instinct to seek good fortune and avoid evil was enough to make her proud of the entire human race.
So, the adult pass, the high school student junior high school pass, the strong elementary school student pass, the kindergarten child who has no money continue to pass, zuihou, little Noah locked his eyes on a little chubby dun who was sitting on the stairs outside a dessert shop eating a cone.
Little Fat Dun has no parents or friends next to him, the clothes on his body look very beautiful, it shouldn't be cheap, and he eats the cone wholeheartedly, and he looks like a fat foodie, of course, these are not important, the only reason why Little Noah chose him is that he doesn't feel dangerous, and she sees the money in his pocket that is not completely stuffed!
So, Xiao Noah walked up to him without hesitation, "Huh~~" took out the cheats, and said seriously, "Boy, I see that your bones are amazing, you must be a martial arts wizard, you have a body of horizontal muscles and bones at a young age, it is rare to see in a hundred years, if one day you get through the second vein of Rendu, then you will definitely be able to fly to the sky, as the so-called I don't go to hell, who goes to hell, the task of punishing and punishing the traitor to maintain Shijie peace will be handed over to you, I have a book here "Nine Yin White Bone Claw" magic is a priceless treasure, I think it is related to you, The original price is twelve dollars eight, and I will sell it to you at a loss of ten yuan, what is the swelling? ”
Little Chubby Dun: "......" rolled his eyes and looked at the little beggar in front of him in disgust, and continued to lick the ice cream.
Little Noah: "......"
Little Noah blinked his eyes silently, suddenly showed his alienated claws, and suddenly scratched the wall where Little Fat Dun was leaning against his back, "Quack-" The solid wall was scratched out with four deep scratches, and the broken masonry fell, falling all over Little Fat Dun's body.
Chubby was dumbfounded, and turned his head to look at the scratches on the wall, not even feeling the melted ice cream dripping on his hands.
"Boy, I see that your bones are amazing, you must be a martial arts wizard, you have a body of horizontal muscles and bones at a young age, it is rare to see in a hundred years, if one day you open up the second vein of Rendu, then you will definitely be able to fly to the sky, as the so-called I don't go to hell who goes to hell, the task of punishing and punishing adultery and maintaining Shijie peace will be handed over to you, I have a copy of "Nine Yin White Bone Claw" magic is a priceless treasure, I see that I have a fate with you, the original price is twelve yuan eight, eat a little loss and sell it to you for ten yuan, what is the swelling?"
Little Noah repeated the sales pitch word for word again, and his immature voice was so sweet and glutinous that people's bones were about to melt into honey.
Little Fat Dun suddenly turned his head, staring at the "Martial Arts Cheats" in Noah's hand with bright eyes, the delicious cone was thrown aside, he hurriedly rummaged through all the pockets on his body, gathered the money together, handed it to Noah, and stammered hopefully, "Is it enough?" ”
Little Noah: The elf who couldn't recognize the ...... at all said he didn't know how to answer.
However, Noah also knew that all the money on Xiao Fat Dun was here, so she nodded reservedly, and Xiao Pang Dun immediately stuffed the money into her arms, and then snatched the "Martial Arts Secret Book" and held it in his arms, and floated away with a dreamy and lewd face.
Every boy will have a martial arts dream when he is young and ignorant!
Little Noah, who destroyed the innocent dreams of innocent children, looked at the scattered "gold coins" in his arms, pursed his lips, and smiled crookedly with two small dimples.
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