Section 404 Farm Sacrifice

Once the captain has been elected, it's time to get to work. After all, it's late now, and if you don't sow seeds, you should miss the season, which is a taboo in farm work.

Fortunately, "Infinite Challenge Farm Work Special" is still an entertainment program after all, so it is easier than ordinary farmers to sow seeds, and the previous work of sorting out breeding fields, selecting seeds, and breeding is omitted, and now you only need to start from sorting out the sowing fields.

"Shall we start plowing the fields now?" Park Myung-so's notoriously acute son directly raised such a question.

"No, no, no, Brother Mingxiu, you're too anxious." Hearing Park Myung-so ask, Liu Jae-seok immediately stopped him, if he was allowed to do this, the show would not have to be recorded: "Anyway, we are also going to start doing farm work, and some necessary processes still have to be walked." ”

"What kind of process, isn't it just to plant the rice and cut it down?" Park Myung-so didn't say it, it's true, but listening to his tone, it was like a small thing that could be done in a day, and everyone was a little speechless.

"Brother Mingxiu, you have to sacrifice before farming, don't you know the way? Haven't you ever farmed in the countryside before? Liu Zaishi patiently explained to Park Myung-so, and then asked him again.

"Well, I have planted it, but I have never participated in a sacrifice, and the adults are afraid that I will steal offerings to eat." Park Myung-so really doesn't disappoint, even if it's an unconscious question, he can give a funny answer.

After laughing, it was time to prepare for the sacrifice, with the help of the production team, the offering table was quickly set up, with fresh fruits and vegetables on it, and a fake prop pig's head.

After preparing the offering table, it is not possible to start the sacrifice immediately, the members also need to wear traditional costumes, beat gongs and drums around the village for a week, in order to make the atmosphere as perfect as possible, the production team also specially got a lion dance and handed it to the members.

"Give this lion to Brother Hendon and Brother Junhe, you two are the most suitable." Although there is also a lion dance in South Korea, it is much worse than the lion dance in China, not only is it relatively backward in action, but even the lion itself is not good-looking, a big cake face, no matter how you look at it, there is no majesty and agility of the lion, looking at the round face of this lion, Li Jingyuan directly thought of the size of the team.

"Then it's not like we're out of the picture?" While holding the lion's head and gesturing it to his head, Zheng Junhe asked such a question. He is usually very concerned about this issue, and today he brought it up again.

"You don't need to look at your face to know that it's the two of you, such a fat lion can know the way at a glance. (Please remember our website for the novel network) "Park Myung-so doesn't need to make a draft at all, so he directly replied to Zheng Junha."

"Brother, we are all the same, you two are the most special, this is an honor." Lu Hongzhe also persuaded, but his way is much better, no wonder Zheng Junhe is always at his mercy in the show.

"Really? Hehe. Sure enough, Zheng Junhe was tricked again, and after listening to Lu Hongzhe's words, he buckled the lion's head without saying a word, and then shouted in a sullen voice: "Hendon, hurry up, it's time to go." ”

Seeing the actions of the 'second missing brother', Zheng Hengdun couldn't say anything, although he knew that he would definitely be tired of pretending to be a lion, especially when he was a lion's tail, he would be even more tired, but now that this is the case, he has to bite the bullet.

In this way, a group of people set off with gongs and drums, and the noisy sound attracted the attention of many people in the village, and everyone still greeted them warmly along the way, and they walked and danced for fifteen minutes.

"Huh? What about lions? The first few people walked happily, and accidentally found that the lion was gone, and when they looked back, it turned out that the lion had fallen nearly thirty meters behind the crowd.

"Hehe, it's the first time I've seen such a docile lion." It's only been fifteen minutes, and the two fat men in the lion can't support it anymore, especially Zheng Hengdun, who plays the lion's tail, and keeps bending over and bowing his head, he is really a little unbearable. So now the lion doesn't seem to have any aura at all, as if it were a half-dead old dog rubbing forward step by step.

"I can't do it anymore." When the lion walked up to the crowd, the two fat men finally couldn't hold on to it anymore and just turned over and lay flat on the ground. ,

"Oh? Is this a rejoicing? Oh, I'll scratch your belly. "Seeing the appearance of the 'lion' belly facing the sky, Yoo Jae-seok began to prank, squatted next to Zheng Hengdun, and then scratched on his body.

said that it was scratching his stomach, but he was actually scratching Zheng Hengton's armpits, who made that position happen to be the belly of the 'lion', after such a scratch, Zheng Hengdun immediately twisted on the ground. From everyone's eyes, it seems that it is really a 'lion' who has been scratched and is having fun.

"Alright, isn't this alive again, let's continue." Liu Zaishi also saw this effect, and then stood up and greeted everyone, and the team continued to set off. And Zheng Junhe and Zheng Hyungdun recovered a little after this rest, and then got up again and followed.

After about ten minutes, everyone returned to the front of the offering table, and at this time a small table had been placed in front of the offering table, and there were some prepared four treasures of the study on it.

"What is this?" Seeing these things, Liu Zaishi and they were a little frightened at first, this is obviously to write calligraphy, this kind of thing is not easy for them.

"I want to write a blessing." Kim Tae-ho's words made the members give up their luck directly, but his next sentence made everyone ease up again.

"Originally, we wanted to help you write a good song, but I thought that Li Jingyuan's calligraphy skills are very good, and there should be no problem in writing this blessing, so I decided to let you complete this task by yourself."

"Jing Yuan, it's all up to you." Hearing Kim Tae-ho call Li Jingyuan's name, the others all looked relieved, and after breathing a sigh of relief, they began to pretend to cheer up Li Jingyuan.

Glancing at these unscrupulous brothers, Li Jingyuan also shook his head, he didn't count on these big brothers anymore, and he did know that Lu Dao was the only one among the members who had such a ability, so he had to come to the desk and pick up the pen.

Pinched his fingers and counted the date of the lunar calendar, Li Jingyuan wrote it on the paper.

'Blessings: On the third day of May, the kindergarten will challenge infinitely, pray to the gods of heaven and earth, and there will be a rain and a spring. Chong ploughing patrol rope, all easy to work together. Ordered the other to be taxed in Qinggao. The feather flag is ranked, and the halberd is strong. Present the ceremony, present the green altar. It is suitable for the people and the crops, and the year is prayed. May the spirit descend and relieve the suspension of Luan. The deeds of the gods are angry, and the smoke of the gods is the cover. So that Jiagu and Xuanyu will always win glory and have no shame. ’

After this congratulatory article was written, not to mention that the other members couldn't understand it, not even the staff of "Infinite Challenge" could understand it, and even if they found a dictionary, they couldn't find out what it meant.

It is no wonder that Lee Kyung-won wrote an ancient blessing text, an article from the Northern and Southern Dynasties period 1600 years ago, and few people in the whole of Korea can understand such an ancient text, let alone these ordinary people. Those rare words in the text are also rarely used in recent years, so it is common to not find them in the dictionary.

"Jing Yuan, what are you writing here? We don't understand it at all, so why don't you read it, and explain it to us by the way. Liu Zaishi said to Li Jingyuan that although he admired Li Jingyuan's ability, the show still had to continue to be recorded, and in order not to be cold, he made such a request.

"Well, this is an article that wishes for good weather, and I hope that the gods of heaven and earth will stop and take care of our fields, so that we can have a good harvest." After explaining the meaning of Zhu Wen a little, Li Jingyuan didn't go into too much detail, anyway, even if he said too much, these people couldn't understand it, so he didn't bother to bother with that tongue.

After Li Jingyuan's explanation, everyone understood the meaning of the blessing, and after listening to Li Jingyuan's recitation, according to the rules, after saluting to the offering table, the first step of the sacrifice was completed.

After reading the blessings and performing the rituals, the next step should be to invite the ancestors and gods to enjoy the offerings, Zheng Junhe, who was standing next to the table, first picked up the thick wine and filled the several cups on the offering table.

According to custom, some coins should have been put on the pig's mouth, but this fake pig's head was a bit weak, and when the coins were put in its mouth, they were not clamped, and a gust of wind blew the coins away. ,

"This pig's head can't do it." Seeing such a situation, Zheng Hengdun said.

"Isn't there a ready-made one?" Hearing Jung Hyung-don's words, Park Myung-so immediately answered, pointed at Jung Jun-ha with his hand, and then said to him, "Go to the offering table and make a temporary offering." ”

"Hendon is more suitable than me, why do you want me to go?" Zheng Junhe's face was full of reluctance, in his opinion, Zheng Hengdun should be the most suitable candidate, who made Zheng Hengdun nicknamed 'fat pig'.

"Of course, the best offerings should be used for the sacrifice, and Hendon's number is a little smaller, but your head is still big." Park Myung-so once again exerted his ability to hurt people without having to make drafts, and he suffocated Jung Jun-ha with one sentence.

In desperation, Zheng Junhe had no choice but to accept this temporary role, got a fake pig nose from the production team and put it on his face, and then went to the back of the table to install offerings.

After stuffing a few coins in Jung Joon-ha's mouth, Park Myung-so, as the elder of the team, toasted the ancestors and gods, and it was time for everyone to bow and bow.

The first prostration was normal, but by the time of the second prostration, there was some noise in the procession.

"Brother Junhe, I didn't get admitted to college after four years of restudy, and I ...... it when I'm still so young."

"Hey, it's a pity, how can such a good person ...... so quickly"

"He died after a lot of tongues in his life."

was said several times by the members in such nonsense, and Zheng Junhe had no way to reply, who let him still have a few pieces of money in his mouth.

In such a chaotic situation, the sacrifice was finally completed.

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