F: Really?

M: I'm everywhere!

Female: Dizzy......

M: Come on, get dizzy in my arms, Comonbaby!

F: Hehe... What's your name?

M: I didn't scream, and you didn't insult me?

F: I'm asking for your name.

Male: Oh yes~ My surname is Nangong and my name is Pengyou, referred to as Nanpengyou!

F: Hehe, friend...

M: Yes, please call me my full name boyfriend OK?

Woman: If you don't come, you take advantage of me again...

M: You're not a vegetable in the market, why should I take advantage of you?

F: You......

M: Oh, tears! Actually, that was my stage name just now, my surname is Ni, my name is Lao Gong, are you?

Female: Forehead...... My name is Xiaowei!

M: It's you!

F: You know me?

M: Well, I hum you every day!

F: What's the matter?

M: Xiaowei, do you know how much I love you...

F: Hehe, you're so humorous!

M: That's what everybody says!

F: You're not modest.

M: Wrong! It's me who I'm not hypocritical!

F: You're narcissistic!

M: Wrong! I'm confident!

F: I obeyed you...

M: I'm 60 kilograms, can you take it?

Woman:...... How old are you?

M: I can't describe it, it's very burly!

F: I'm asking you how old you are?

M: Twenty-two gets four, four-forty-six, sixteen plus eight minus four?

F: Twenty...

M: The answer is correct, but unfortunately there is no prize... You?

F: Hehe, I'm eighteen.

M: Eighteen is good!

F: How so?

M: They all say eighteen eighteen and one flower!

F: So what?

M: I dare to pick you up, how?

F: I'm a rose with thorns, aren't you afraid?

M: I can't type the word pa.

Female (Changing subject): Where are you from?

Male: Nakahara.

F: Uh... Where is the Central Plains?

M: I'm ashamed that I don't have a fixed place for my home in the lower four seas!

F: Really?

M: With your wisdom, I can coax you, right?

F: That's what I said... But don't you want to have a real home?

M: I don't want to, it's just...

F: Just what?

M: It's just that no girl wants to fly with me.

F: Go find one!

M: In today's society, true love is hard to find, so how easy is it to talk about it?

F: Hey, don't be so upset, there will be!

M: Will you? I'm so lonely, I don't know when I'll get rid of it?

F: I'm talking to you now, and you're still lonely?

M: No, it feels good, but unfortunately it's only temporary...

F: Aren't you afraid that you won't be able to type?

Man: Oh, I'm going to pick your thorny rose.

F: I've collected the thorns, pick me home and don't let me wither, can you do it?

M: There are two songs that I promised you...

F: Which two?

M: "Xiaowei" and "Flower Messenger".

F: Really?

M: Indeed, this heart and earth can be seen by the sun and the moon!

F: Well, boyfriend!

M: Hehe, it's better to call me Lao Gong!

F: Hmm... Husband!

M: Shhhh Don't talk about it, wife, someone is watching our conversation!

F: Oh, curse those guys who watch us chat, if you don't bubble up, you don't have a flavor bag for a lifetime!