Chapter 371: Bathing
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"What's wrong with the family??" Wang Xueying didn't have much interest in Wang Hui, and rolled her eyes when she heard the words.
"This family is good, Yujian in the vast sea of people, you should be closer and closer......" Wang Hui sat next to Wang Xueying and said with a smile.
"Cut ......" Wang Xueying snorted disdainfully, "There are many people with the surname Wang in the world, if I were all close, I wouldn't have to do anything in this life......"
"You ......" Wang Hui was stunned by Wang Xueying's unceremonious words, "Why are you talking so ugly??" "There's a feeling of a hot face sticking to someone's cold ass.
"Doesn't it sound bad??" Wang Xueying rolled her eyes, and there was a smile on her face that could sweeten people's teeth, "The surname Wang is a big surname, and there is a surname Wang among ten people, we are fated to meet together today, so there is no need to be surprised......" After saying that, the smile on her face immediately fell, just like Sichuan's face changed.
"Hmph......" Wang Hui was bored, and stopped talking to Wang Xueying, put her arms on the table, and beckoned to Yu Lele, "Lele, come over for barbecue, I won't be idle all day tomorrow, I have to fill my stomach tonight......"
"Oh......" Yu Lele hurriedly responded obediently, came to the table, and sat next to Wang Hui.
"Oops, this charcoal is almost burned...... Wang Hui reached out and grabbed the wooden box, but she didn't feel the slightest temperature, and the charcoal inside couldn't see the sparks, she wanted to shake it, but with her arm strength, she couldn't shake the wooden box at all.
"What kind of eyes??" Wang Xueying rolled her eyes. And a little hand is stretched out. grabbed the wooden box, and then shook it vigorously, and with a burst of green smoke, the charcoal fire inside the wooden box was shaken out of the ashes, red, exuding a fiery breath.
"I know what kind of eyes I have, but I don't want to use the rest of the family, I forgot to tell you, my cleanliness habit is quite serious......" Wang Hui showed a mean look, regardless of whether she was really mean or not. Anyway, this look is quite annoying.
"Cleanliness?? What is cleanliness? Wang Xueying's little face showed a trace of doubt.
"Hmph......" Wang Hui smiled coldly, "I can't explain it to a kid like you who likes to play with mud......"
"Don't you know, in the place you just caught, you were caught by many people. Among them, there is one who blew the nose of a child...... "Wang Xueying is bad, whether she is a person with a habit of cleanliness or not, she will feel disgusted when she hears her words anyway."
"You ......" Wang Hui hurriedly withdrew her hand, wanting to scold this disgusting family for a few words, but when the words came to her mouth, she couldn't spit it out, not to mention the depression in her heart, as if she had never taken advantage of someone related to Nie Canglong.
"Mom. I'll bake it for you, I'll let you taste my craftsmanship......" Yu Lele is with thin mud, she will eat under Wang Hui's hands in the future, the future mother-in-law is in embarrassment, of course she has to come out to solve the siege.
"Okay, just let me taste your craftsmanship......" Wang Hui laughed, ignoring the embarrassment just now.
"There was a little kid just now, eating meat skewers, and the snot ran down the skewers, and people didn't notice it at all. It tasted very good, and I asked him if he felt something different when he ate it?? Guess what he said?? He said that the taste was light just now, and now it's just time to ......" Wang Hui said slowly while scooping the root of the empty skewer with one hand.
"Vomit ......" Wang Hui's mind involuntarily imagined with Wang Xueying's narration, thinking of the slightly salty taste. My stomach suddenly rolled, and I couldn't help but turn my head. Vomited.
"Why are you so disgusting??" Yu Lele was also disgusted, and glared at Wang Xueying with a pair of wonderful eyes, and said angrily. …,
"Hehe...... Wang Xueying laughed evilly, "I asked him again, how does it taste??" Guess what he said?? ”
"Don't say it, I've convinced you......" Wang Hui waved her hand again and again, and finally relented.
"This is the table, don't talk about such a disgusting thing......" Yu Lele said.
"Hahahaha...... Wang Xueying laughed proudly, "He said, it feels like eating cold skin, it's very refreshing......"
"Vomit ......" Wang Hui's stomach was a little calmed just now, and she couldn't help but tumble violently again.
"Huh......" Yu Lele felt a chill on his body, and goosebumps fell all over his body, "It's so disgusting, when your master and wife eat tomorrow, I'll tell her this joke......"
"You ......" Wang Xueying looked at Yu Lele, and couldn't help but be a little dumbfounded, it was really hard to imagine that Bian Lanlan's sister-in-law was so bad, she was really not a family, she didn't enter a family, and her mother-in-law was all the way.
"Don't worry, I won't grab the copyright from you, this joke is your original after all, I will explain it to your wife......" Yu Lele pouted and said.
"I'm telling you, don't try to provoke my master, my master is not something anyone can provoke, provoke my master to go crazy, and there is absolutely no good fruit for you to eat......" Wang Xueying took a deep breath, adjusted her mood, and said calmly.
"I'm not provocative, I'm telling her a joke, oops, speaking of which, I don't seem to have met your master and wife yet, can you introduce me to me then??" Yu Lele pursed his lips and said.
"I'll help you introduce, let me tell you, Xiaojun is a model for women, if you can learn her skills, we are a dough in your hands, you can knead it as much as you want...... Wang Hui couldn't wait to jump out and said.
"Really??" Yu Lele was surprised, in fact, she was very curious about Wang Xueying's wife, she really couldn't understand what kind of woman had such a great charm, which made everyone scared and made everyone say yes.
"I solemnly warn you, don't tell my master and wife some nonsense jokes......" Wang Xueying looked solemn, "You are not familiar with my master, if you annoy my master, my master will really cut your ...... with a knife"
"Hmph...... Wang Hui snorted disdainfully. Lele is also Lan Lan's sister-in-law. Even if he wasn't familiar with it, he was embarrassed to use violence, right?? ”
"My master usually doesn't kill people, but when he kills, it's useless for anyone to intercede......" Wang Xueying pursed her lips, "Don't you see it??" Someone who dares to yell at my master doesn't dare to shout at my master, because my master will put up with you, and when it comes to my master, my master won't bear it......"
"Really??" Yu Lele originally didn't believe it, but Wang Xueying said it very well. It made her believe it a little.
"Of course it's true...... Wang Xueying nodded vigorously, "My master has never wronged my master......
"Hehe...... Zhang Wenge got out of the car with a weird laugh and glanced at the three people here. Although the smile on his face looks quite kind, it always gives people the feeling of smiling but not smiling.
"What do you see??" When Wang Hui saw the expression on Zhang Wenge's face, she couldn't help but shudder with fright.
"Hehe...... Hearing Wang Hui's question, Zhang Wenge smiled, "I just smiled, it's okay, right??" ”
"It's so disgusting, Uncle Zhang, you must not laugh like this in the future, it will disgust people to death......" Wang Xueying also felt as if her goosebumps were coming out, and her body was like a spasm. I couldn't stop shivering. …,
"Disgusting?? Why am I laughing?? Zhang Wenge was quite surprised, he didn't feel that his smile was any different from before.
"Uncle Zhang, I don't know how to describe your smile......" Wang Xueying shook her head again and again, "Your smile reminds me of the word fox, which is the kind of cunning fox in the legend......"
"I mean, can you make it clear??" The more Wang Xueying said, the more Zhang Wenge couldn't understand, what happened to the fox?? Is there any special way to say it?? glanced at Wang Hui, "Could it be Da Xian'er??" "He'd heard of the fox fairy, and even seen it.
"Look at me, I don't know anything...... Wang Hui shook her head vigorously. It felt like she hadn't married this premature guy, that's right, just by the smile he had just had, she had already begun to wonder if he was a human after all, and it would be more trustworthy to say that he was a vixen.
"It's not the fox of the fox fairy. It's the cunning, sinister and cunning fox......" Wang Xueying pursed her lips. Said.
"I said, can you make it clearer?? What fox is insidious and cunning?? Zhang Wenge was a little unhappy, this Wang Xueying is becoming more and more unreliable.
"This ......" Wang Xueying didn't want to explain it, but she didn't know what to say, in fact, she just felt that Zhang Wenge's smile was too treacherous, so she instinctively thought of the fox.
"The fox in children's books is a sinister and cunning ......" Wang Xueying didn't know how to say, but it didn't mean that others didn't know, so Yu Lele couldn't help but lean towards the future mother-in-law's side and said.
"Yes, it's ...... in children's books" Wang Xueying nodded again and again, looking at Yu Lele, "You still know a lot......
"I have won awards and awards, I am a kindergarten teacher, and I often tell children stories about cunning foxes......" Yu Lele smiled at Wang Xueying and said.
"I won't tell you, I heard that Lan Lan's brother will get married tomorrow, such a big happy event, I have to go and help ......" Zhang Wenge grinned, feeling that it was ungraceful to deal with a few women, so he ran away.
As soon as Zhang Wenge ran away, Zhang Xiaohuaer retreated from the cart, still holding the sleeve of the head of Yunzhongzi in her hand.
"Oh, I said Hua'er, it's not you who got married, why are you so concerned??" Daoist Yun Zhongzi was pulled out of the car by Zhang Xiaohua'er, and he muttered dissatisfiedly.
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"Okay, okay, I'm not Wang Ba, let you pull it out, I won't retract it......" Yunzhongzi Daoist shook his arm, shook Zhang Xiaohua'er's hand away, and rolled up his sleeves, "I said, why don't you call you Brother Nie??" Your eldest brother Nie is much better than me, if you work, you will definitely be faster than me......"
"Brother Nie is sleeping. How do you wake him up?? Zhang Xiaohuaer said.
"Lao Dao is also asleep. Why are you embarrassed to wake me up?? "Yun Zhongzi Dao Chief's eyes are round, why is this treatment so bad? ?
"I originally called me daddy, who let you sleep with my daddy??" Zhang Xiaohuaer said confidently.
"You girl......" Yun Zhongzi Daoist was a little speechless, what the little girl said seemed to be a reason, yes, people's fathers woke up, let alone others.
"Dao Chief, you better act quickly, I feel that there is no one more suitable to be the master of ceremonies than you in this world......" Zhang Xiaohuaer said as if complimenting. …,
"Hmm......" Cloud Neutron Daoist nodded vaguely. Then I'll try ......" is actually thinking about what Zhang Xiaohuaer said, whether it is more positive or depreciating.
"I heard that Uncle Zheng doesn't study well, so I won't call him......" Zhang Xiaohuaer glanced at the No. 2 car, and originally wanted to call Zheng Dongfang. But after thinking about his recent rumors, I dispelled this idea, what if I opened the car door and saw something that I shouldn't see, what if I had a long needle eye?? smiled at Wang Hui, and ran towards the four-wheeled cart in a hurry, now there is nothing to do with himself for the time being, so let's go back to the car and rest.
"Oh, Dao Chief, I'm sorry for you......" Wang Hui smiled at Dao Elder Yun Zhongzi and said.
"Oh. Don't bother, Lan Lan's brother is married, how can this face be sold......" Yunzhongzi Daoist smiled, with the relationship between Bian Lanlan and Qin Xiaojun, his eight achievements as the master of ceremonies are certain, but fortunately, Zhang Xiaohuaer is begging to let herself have more face, but if it is replaced by Bian Lanlan, what kind of attitude it is, I can't say for sure. And he couldn't refuse, after refusing, Bian Lanlan was in a bad mood and said dirty words on the one hand, and she couldn't move out of Qin Xiaojun, and she couldn't go out of the horse.
Cloud Zhongzi Daoist said politely. But he walked towards Wang Hui and them, the master of ceremonies. How to host and what kind of specifications to use, you have to ask for the opinion of the owner.
"Hehe, our Lan Lan has a big face...... Wang Hui smiled happily.
"It's my wife's big face, and your daughter is purely a fox and a fake tiger...... Wang Xueying said disdainfully on the side.
"You ......" Wang Hui couldn't help but feel angry, this Wang Xueyingbai is her own family, and she always sings against herself.
"Xue Ying, don't talk nonsense, I still have a very good opinion of Lan Lan, and I have always wanted to accept her as an apprentice...... " Yun Zhongzi Dao made a long face and pretended to reprimand Wang Xueying.
"Did you hear that??" Wang Hui became proud.
"Puff...... Wang Xueying couldn't help but be happy, but she just bit her lip and laughed, because she was afraid that if she was not careful, she would tell the inside story.
"What's so funny??" Bian Lanlan's voice came from afar, and then a black wind blew, and Bian Lanlan's figure appeared in front of everyone, in her hands, as if she was carrying a little chicken, carrying a young man.
"Funny?? I want to smoke you to death, why did you pull your brother here?? Wang Hui looked at the young man her daughter was carrying, and stood up suddenly, her face darkened.
"No wonder I ......" Bian Lanlan let go of her hand, and the elder brother rolled directly to the ground, "I called him, he didn't come, I had to study his broken chip, I looked, my mother called you, you didn't dare to come, rebelled against you, for the majesty of my mother, I naturally have to use a little trick to ......" said, waving his little fist proudly.
"You're still ignoring you?? That's your brother......" Wang Hui said, but slowly sat down again, seeing this meaning, and took a tacit attitude towards this disposition of her daughter.
"Oops, my bones are scattered...... Bian Jiandong squirmed on the ground for a while, before he finally eased up, moaned softly, and was lifted back by his sister like grabbing a chicken, which felt a little unsightly in addition to his face, and his body was also uncomfortable, and the weight of his whole body was concentrated on his sister's hand, and it was really uncomfortable to fall elsewhere.
"Okay, hurry up and clean up, go home and take a shower, you have to change your wedding clothes for a while, there can't be a smell of sweat on your body......" Wang Hui looked at her son's embarrassing appearance, the corners of her mouth pulled slightly, and said lightly.
"On a hot day, you won't sweat when you wear a wedding dress??" Bian Jiandong was still a little uncomfortable, and he grinned a little when he spoke.
"That's not a ......" Wang Hui raised her eyebrows, "Do you want your sister to help you take a bath?" ”
"Mom, what do you say? How could I possibly help him with a bath? He's my brother, but he's also a man......" Bian Lanlan was a little dissatisfied, feeling that her mother's words were really unreliable, how could her sister bathe her brother??
"You threw him into the river, didn't you just wash him?? It's not like he can't swim......" Wang Hui rolled her eyes.
"Not only that, carry him and wash him twice in the river to wash him cleanly......," said Daoist Yun Zhongzi, who laughed evilly.
"What you said makes a lot of sense......" Bian Lanlan's eyes lit up, and when she looked at her brother, she was a little ill-willed.
"I'm going to take a bath...... Bian Jiandong hurriedly got up, and then Fei also seemed to run towards home.
"Count you running fast, otherwise you have to let you know how powerful your sister is......" Bian Lanlan looked at her brother who was running away, and couldn't help muttering a little dissatisfied.
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