28 Fighting method without victory and defeat Hebian bull bolt column
"Coming back?"
Niu Zhuzhu, who was watching the dog serum palace drama with Xiaoyu, heard the door ringing, and asked without even looking back.
"Ah, how did you two get like this? Did those three bad guys just come back to you again? Xiaoyu exclaimed.
Niu Xuanzhu turned around curiously, and saw that Rulan and Xiaotao both had loose hair, black and gray faces, and tattered clothes.
"Pounce~" Niu Shuzhu squirted out all the Coke that had just been drunk in his mouth, spraying the two girls who had just entered the door.
"Haha, haha~ I'm laughing to death, is this Rulan and Xiaotao? How can you look like two African refugees~haha, laugh at me~" Niu Xuanzhu didn't pay attention to the black lines on the faces of the two girls, and rolled on the sofa by himself.
Rulan and Xiaotao outflanked each other from the sofa twice, Xiaoyu stood up very sensibly and hid to the side, and the two irritable women sat down on the left and right, sandwiching the cow bolt pillar in the middle.
The five immortal pets all closed their minds.
Before closing the consciousness, only the donkey cursed an upgraded version of the signature swearing: really TM donkey!
Just now, the two girls fought in mid-air for a long time, and everyone was actually equal in strength, just like a stinky chess veteran who met a stinky chess basket, and played until the mana was almost exhausted and did not distinguish the winner or loser, zuihou was even more alone to make a disgraced face, and now the hearts of the two people are holding back the fire in their stomachs, and Niu Zhuzhu is actually so good that he provokes them at this time, it is really self-inflicted.
Rulan's hand stretched out to Niu Shuzhu's arm, Xiao Tao's hand reached out to Niu Shuzhu's thigh, and the two of them secretly mentioned their internal strength, counted down in their hearts, and then exerted their strength together.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa~" The wolf howled and shed tears, and the whole person jumped up from the sofa, and the height almost hit the roof with his head.
Xiaoyu covered her face with her hands and couldn't bear to look at it anymore.
The cow bolt pillar that had just fallen from mid-air was pressed on the sofa by Rulan and Xiaotao one on the shoulder and the other on the leg before he could escape.
"Don't~ What do you want to do?" The cow bolt column covers his chest with both hands.
"Make your mouth dirty!"
The four hands of the two girls practiced the sister skill of snapping their fingers on the body of Niu Shuzhu - "pinching the finger magic skill", and the screams of poor Niu Shuzhu came and went, and they called out the effect of a chorus and a quartet, and they didn't even have the strength to beg for mercy, and the tears flowed down like money, forming a stream of regret from the sofa to the floor.
"Don't fight, if you fight again, you'll kill him." Xiaoyu was really a little unbearable.
"He won't die, the scourge lives for a thousand years, this time we must teach him a lesson." Rulan picked up the slippers from the ground and massaged the soles of the slippers from head to toe on the cow bolt pillar, and by the way, the bruises on the cow bolt pillar were scattered.
"Rulan, you are so cruel to me, have you forgotten how good I am to you~" Niu Shuzhu desperately resisted.
Xiao Tao seemed to be tired, wiped the sweat from his forehead, and turned into the master bedroom.
"You see that everyone Xiaotao is no longer fighting, are you embarrassed to fight again?" Ox bolt pillar to such as Landau.
"She is her, I am me, don't compare me with her." Rulan picked up another slipper and attacked left and right.
Because of Xiao Tao's departure, he rolled off the sofa and ran in the direction of the master bedroom.
"Bang~", Xiao Tao kicked open the door of the master bedroom and walked out of it, holding the baseball bat of the stunned wolf crying pervert in his hand.
With a "whew", the baseball bat beckoned to the body of the bull bolt.
"Oh, mom, the current woman is simply too ruthless~" Niu Bolt rolled a donkey and dodged.
"Xiaotao, good job, don't let him run away~" Rulan actually blurted out and praised Xiaotaodao.
"Don't worry, I'm going to break his stinky mouth today!" Xiao Tao chased after the cow bolt pillar with a stick.
Rulan also joined the ranks of chasing and killing the cow bolt, and the slippers on the ground were picked up by her again and again, thrown, picked up again, and thrown out again, as if the cow bolt pillar was a cockroach and bedbug, and vowed to put him to death with the soles of her shoes.
There is a kind of smooth mouth in society to describe the deep brotherhood, commonly known as the four irons, the relationship is progressive: those who have been through the window together are not as good as those who have gone to the countryside together, those who have gone to the countryside together are not as good as those who have carried guns together, those who have carried guns together are not as good as those who have prostituted together (prostitution), and those who have prostituted together (prostitution) are not as good as those who have shared the stolen goods together.
And now, when Rulan and Xiaotao were facing the common goal - Niu Zhuzhu, when Niu Zhuzhu was as slippery as a loach and difficult to catch, the two girls actually temporarily put their personal grievances aside, cheered each other on, and cooperated with each other.
"Intercept him~"
"Be careful, he's going to roll on the ground again~"
"He actually dared to take the opportunity to peek at your underwear~"
"Kill him~"
The two girls shouted, chasing, and making a lot of trouble, but they were suffering from the fact that the cow bolt pillar was chased by the heavens and the ground, and there was no way to enter the ground, and it was useless to ask grandpa to tell grandma.
At the beginning, Xiaoyu looked at the three people nervously, although she knew that Rulan and Xiaotao would not really be ruthless to Niu Shuzhu, but their shots were too scary, but later, when she was sure that it was not easy for the two girls to catch Niu Shuzhu, she took a bath, changed into pajamas, and went into the house to sleep.
"I'm tired and go to bed early, I'll go to school tomorrow~" Xiaoyu said to the three people in the living room before entering the house.
"That's it...... It is...... Murder is nothing more than ...... Nod the ...... Chase me again...... I'm going to ...... I'm going to be exhausted......" Niu Xuanzhu gasped.
Seeing Xiaoyu close the door, Rulan and Xiaotao looked at each other and smiled, and stopped very tacitly.
"You two want to catch me too...... Is...... Just kidding, hurry up and wash up and sleep. Niu Xuanzhu thought that the two girls had finally given up.
"Are you coming or am I coming?" Rulan smiled at Xiao Tao.
"Come on, I'll take care of the manual work in a moment." Xiao Taoqian gave way.
"What do you want to do?" Niu Zhuzhu was forced to take two steps back by the murderous aura.
"Heaven and earth are wonderful, and the Buddha is in my heart. Decide! Rulan pointed to the bull bolt pillar with her hand.
Niu Xuanzhu found that he not only couldn't move, but he couldn't even make a sound, the situation was like the last time he was fixed by the fairy in red, and last time it was because he was hit by this spell that he had the painful experience of being dragged all the way by the Jade Emperor like a dog, and now he was hit by this spell again, looking at Rulan who was carrying a broom and Xiao Tao who was carrying a baseball bat walking towards him step by step, his face was still a cruel smile, he could only pray with tears streaming down his face that this time would not be worse than the last time.
When the two girls took a bath and went back to the house to sleep, Niu Xuanzhu's body was covered with bruises, and there were a pair of toad glasses and two little kings on his face.
Today's girls are so naïve that they even play pranks of drawing on other people's faces. Niu Xuanzhu said secretly in his heart after the two girls returned to the house.
Niu Xuanzhu could only complain in his heart, because no one had lifted the spell for him, and this night was destined to be sleepless for him, but Rulan and Xiaotao's hearts were already a lot more comfortable, and the gap between them was disappeared by Niu Xuanzhu's trouble, after all, both of them knew that the other party was not a bad person, and they were quite angry.