070 Bees and butterflies
There are two colors of wandering flowers, red for women, blue for men, take the wandering flowers, if you are interested in anyone, you can give the flowers to the other party, if you accept it, it means that you also have a heart. Therefore, the Hundred Flowers Banquet has achieved many good stories through the ages. This festival is also more popular.
Early in the morning, Yun Niang came to Tang Chujiu's yard and smiled with a spring breeze: "Hurry up and dress up, let's go to the street for the festival." ”
Tang Chu didn't want to go, when the streets and alleys were crowded, crowded with panic, the most important thing is that he had already passed the age of that trick, and he was not a girl who had just fallen in love: "I won't go." ”
Yun Niang frowned: "Why don't you go?" You haven't married yet, maybe you can meet your true destiny today! From this point on, the case is eyebrows. ”
Tang Chujiu: "......"!! After a long pause, he said, "I'm afraid of being targeted again when I go out." ”
Yun Niang waved her hand: "What are you afraid of, I'm here." Besides, what if you are targeted, it's a big deal that Song Lanjun knows that you live here, so what? What are you afraid of him for? The soldiers will block, and the water will flood the earth......"
Makes sense! Yun Niang is always so vibrant, three inches of incorruptible tongue, dead can be said to be alive, Tang Chujiu was moved, went to fetch water, carefully washed his face, began to paint his eyebrows red, and put makeup on the mirror......
Yun Niang personally picked out the clothes that were red and let Tang Chujiu change into them, and nodded with satisfaction: "The face is like a peach blossom in March, and it hides the amorous moon; The slender waist is na, and the restrained swallow lazy warbler is lazy, well, it is guaranteed to seduce and attract bees and butterflies. ”
Tang Chujiu collapsed when he heard this, and the words in his mouth were so ...... It makes people want to die.
Yun Niang smiled coquettishly and took Tang Chujiu's hand: "Let's go." ”
As soon as I arrived on the street, it was really crowded with people and laughter.
Yun Niang took Tang Chujiu to get two red 'wandering flowers', and then walked in Jiangnan Lane in a swaying posture and style, attracting the attention of countless people. Men are admired, women are envied......
Tang Chujiu was very unaccustomed to being in the limelight, and felt extremely uncomfortable, so he lowered his head.
Yun Niang stretched out her claws, and quietly pinched Tang Chujiu's waist with a spicy hand, with great strength, without pity for the jade, but her face was full of smiles: "Raise your head, raise your chest, close your abdomen, lift your buttocks, and give birth to flowers in lotus steps!" ”
Tang Chujiu raised his head with tears in his eyes, and saw Gu Qingchen in his eyes, it was a threesome again, except for Gu Qingyan who held a red flower in his hand, Gu Qingchen and Su Moyu both had empty hands.
In the sea of thousands of people, Gu Qingchen also saw Tang Chujiu at a glance, and then frowned, sank his face, and felt that the red flower in her hand was too dazzling!
Tang Chujiu looked away, and pouted secretly, hasn't this manhood disappeared yet? It's been days! What the hell is he angry about?
Yun Niang blinked, lightly opened her red lips, and encouraged Tang Chujiu: "Go and dedicate this red flower to your man." ”
Tang Chujiu didn't hear it! is really too self-aware, and he is very sure that even if this flower is given away, Gu Qingchen will not accept it, so he will not lose the dead by then?
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