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In the early morning of Shaolin Temple, there is a feeling of fairyland, halfway up the mountain is shrouded in clouds and mist, and the green pines and emerald green trees can be seen in the clouds and mist, and the ancient towers and peaks are visible! What a beautiful view!
It's a pity that Niu Er doesn't care about these at all. When I got up early in the morning, I grabbed the oil cake rolls and green onions prepared by the four little snakes, which was a gobble.
"Niu Er! You said that you brought us here to learn kung fu, not to be your mother! Look at you, this virtue of being beaten all day long, and we still want us to serve you to eat and drink! You're trying to find a way for us to learn some Shaolin Kung Fu! The glasses came over angrily and yelled at Niu Er.
"What is there to learn in Shaolin Kung Fu, those monks are not still beaten by me." Niu Ertou said without raising his head.
"Cut! What a brag! It's almost as good as you being beaten up like this! Chi Lian said disdainfully beside him.
"Don't believe it! However, you practice snake boxing, and you pay attention to flexibility and speed! Why don't you find the steepest mountain and climb it twenty times a day, and after three months you will definitely be better than your master. Niu Er said suddenly.
"What? That's also practice! You're not going to get hit in the head, are you? Zhu Yeqing came over and touched Niu Er's head and said.
"Hee-hee-hee! Trimeresurus! Distressed, right!? Hahaha! A few people next to him immediately laughed.
"you! Laugh at me again! Zhu Yeqing's face suddenly flushed.
Bang! The big bronze door was opened again, and Niu Erer walked in with a box of liquor. There were six bottles in one box, and yesterday's box was drunk with four bottles, which was obviously not enough today, so Niu Er brought a box.
Ha...... Ha Lu Ha! As soon as the eighteen bronze men who had been waiting inside saw Niu Er coming in, Ha Luha changed a few formations, which could be regarded as cheering up his majesty. However, seeing Niu second-hand carrying a box of liquor, he was really dizzy. This kid is really evil enough, no matter what kind of beating, a bottle of wine will still be alive and well. And he didn't break out at all, he just hit hard inside, and these bronze people were a little stunned!
"What are you screaming about, look at me today I told you all to lie down!" Niu Er put down the wine box and pounced.
~~~~~~ "Master! This Niu Er is really evil enough! The skin is thick and the meat is thick! I didn't do anything about it yesterday! It's so fun today! The little monk beside Master Huiren said when he saw Niu Ersheng's lively appearance.
"Hmmm! Once in a century! This kid is evil enough! Master Huiren nodded and said.
~~~ Three days later, Niu Er staggered out of the copper door, and immediately two little monks came over and held Niu Er. Towards the back mountain where Niu Er lived.
Back at the residence, Niu Er lay on his makeshift bed, wondering a little, why did the four little snakes go!? It can't be that you really don't want to serve yourself and run home! These unconscionable losers! Alas! What my heart is! Pull out the cold!
Niu Er touched a bottle of liquor and slammed it open! Goo Dong Goo Dong was half a bottle, and then carried the bottle back to bed.
"Alas! I'm exhausted! "Red Temper's Voice" Senior Sister! I can't even walk! Ah! I'm exhausted! I didn't expect you to really listen to that second goods! Isn't this a search for sin! The strange voice of the glasses.
"IβAren't I tired too! However, I think maybe what this second goods said really makes sense! Right when we climbed the mountain and exercised! Hei Jin said as he opened the door.
Four beautiful snakes walked in with a tired look, and as soon as they entered, they collapsed on the bed next to them and did not move. The glasses were still carrying a big bag of food in their hands, and they came to Niu Er's side and put it on the small table next to him, and fell to Niu Er's side: "Dead Niu Er!" You were beaten so badly, and you paid such bad attention to us, causing us to climb the mountain ten times today! My legs are all weak! β
"Hey, hey! Hey! Spectacles! This is my bed! You lie next to me......! Hee-hee! β
"If you are beaten into this virtue, you dare to think of crooked things, hurry up and eat your things! I don't care whose bed it is, I don't move! The glasses suddenly glanced at Zhu Yeqing, and said, "Zhu Yeqing!" Don't be jealous! I'm just too tired to move, and I don't want to rob this stupid cow of yours! β
"Go aside! If you want to rob you, I am not rare! Zhu Yeqing said with a blank look.
"Hey, hey! Seeing how tired you are, why don't you have a drink with me! This liquor works! Niu Er shook the wine bottle in his hand and said.
"Really...... Really? This stuff isn't spicy and doesn't taste good! However, maybe it can really solve the fatigue! Hei Jin said with some disbelief, came over and reached out to take the wine bottle, hesitated for a moment and opened his mouth to take a big sip!
"Poof! Yes...... Yes......! It's so spicy! Hei Jin patted his chest and shouted with his mouth open.
"Hahaha! Big sister! When did you believe these two goods! The three people next to him, Ha Luha, laughed!
~~~~~~~ a month later, the little monk beside Master Huiren trotted to Master Huiren's room and shouted, "Master! Master! This Niu Er is so powerful, the senior brothers of the Dharma Hall are a little unbearable when they change shifts every hour! This kid can beat the next person with just one fist, and if it goes on like this, the one hundred and eighty disciples of the Dharma Hall will not be ...... Not ...... yet! Now this kid is drinking six or seven bottles of liquor a day! β
"Oh?? Then why don't you let them use sticks? Master Huiren said suddenly.
"Ah......h Hey! I know it! I'm going to tell them! The little monk flew out of the air.
"This Niu Er! It seems that it will definitely be able to be stronger than Jingyuan in the future! Hehe! Where did this old man Xu find such a strange person!? After the little monk left, Master Huiren muttered to himself.
"Woohoo! β¦β¦ Whining! These monks are not authentic! Nima's! They used wooden sticks against me! I don't know where they got their sticks, they are so hard! Nima's! Niu Er was dragged back to the hut by the four little snakes and said scoldingly.
"What?? Niu Er! If you weren't a big stupid cow, your brain would really be in water! Why are you working as a teaching assistant here, and you are beaten up as this virtue all day long! There are so many wives in the family who support you, and you don't have no money to spend! Glasses said as he took a bottle of wine and handed it to Niu Er. This thing has become a drink in Niu Er's eyes.
"You don't understand!" Niu Er took the wine bottle and took a big sip, then reached out and grabbed the beef and chewed it in a big bite!
"Niu Er! Suddenly I feel like you're quite a guy! I didn't shout and retreat when I was beaten like this! We can now climb the mountain 20 times a day, and we are not as tired as we used to be! Maybe you're right! Hei Jin said suddenly.
"Hey, hey! I'm right! Now what you need is not the number of climbs, but the speed! It's going to be faster and faster every time! Niu Er said coaxingly. Hum! Finally a woman convinced herself! Nima! Breaking has a sense of accomplishment!