Chapter 213: Zodiac
Chapter 213 Zodiac Signs
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"Do you think I believe it?? The Lady will join the expedition??? Nie Canglong rolled his eyes.
"Shijie is at the end of the world, there is no food at home, in order to let my parents, younger brothers and sisters have a bite to eat, people voluntarily join the expedition, isn't it just to have one less mouth to eat at home??" Wang Xueying began to wipe her tears, of course, no matter how she wiped them, the corners of her eyes were not moist, and Zuihou still yawned several times before she could barely squeeze out a few tears.
"I'm fainting...... Nie Canglong couldn't help but be angry, "You're really ...... Why don't you say you're a little cabbage?? ”
"Return the carrots...... Wang Xueying glanced at Nie Canglong and said.
"The little cabbage I'm talking about is Yang Naiwu's little cabbage......" Nie Canglong tugged at the corners of his mouth and said.
"Goat's Milk Dance?? Master, you are so nasty......" Wang Xueying looked at Nie Canglong with disdain, "Milking goat's milk, milking goat's milk, why do you still let people dance??" Even the ewes are molested......"
"......" Nie Canglong was struck by a thunderbolt on a sunny day.
"Yang Naiwu and the little cabbage, how did they become ......" Zhang Wenge got out of the wolfskin tent, crying and laughing with a face.
"Uncle Zhang, what's wrong with it??" Seeing Zhang Wenge come out of the tent, Nie Canglong couldn't help but be a little surprised.
"It's almost dawn, so naturally I'm going to get up...... Zhang Wenge twisted his waist and moved his joints.
"It's dawn?? So fast?? Nie Canglong looked up at the sky, although the sky was still dark and dreary at this time, but the morning star had already appeared in the east, in other words, the morning star appeared, and it was not far from dawn.
"I slept quite comfortably tonight, what about you Uncle Zheng and Haitong?? Why did you run out in the middle of the night?? Zhang Wenge shook his head twice, and there was a clicking sound from his neck.
"Something went wrong at night, and they went to deal with it......" Nie Canglong said.
"Condition??" Zhang Wenge's movements couldn't help but stagnate, "What's wrong again??" Won't there be monsters again?? ”
"It's just that the monster beast is here again, and there are quite a few ......" Wang Xueying nodded her little head, the corpse of a thin man, "There is a monster there, I heard that it is still a fox spirit, let my master kill ......"
"It's really not calm...... Zhang Wenge shook his head and smiled, he has been dealing with demon beasts these days, and he really doesn't care much about the attack of demon beasts, and he followed the direction of Wang Xueying's finger and looked at the pile of corpses, "Isn't that a person??" How did you become a vixen?? Turning his head to look at Wang Xueying, "You just said that your master killed it??" Who is your master?? ”
"This is my master......" Wang Xueying pointed at Nie Canglong and said with some pride.
"......" Zhang Wenge glanced at Wang Xueying, then at Nie Canglong, and then at Wang Xueying...... His eyes swept back and forth on the faces of the two of them, and after a while, he pretended not to hear anything, and said with a smile: "What do you want to eat this morning??" ”
"Ahem...... Nie Canglong coughed twice, his face was a little red, "Eat some casually, it's important to hurry......"
"Hehe, that ...... I'll just make some of it......" Zhang Wenge snorted, turned around and went to the car to get food and prepare breakfast.
"Master, this old man has such a strange look in his eyes, he can't be glass?? I look at the way he looks at you, it's so ambiguous......" Wang Xueying leaned into Nie Canglong's ear and muttered quietly, that look was quite like a third aunt and six women who took it as their life's pleasure to play with right and wrong and sow discord, a woman with a long tongue.
"Don't be disgusting, can I?? Hurry up and pack up the loot, don't think you can escape by diverting the topic......" Nie Canglong's face darkened and said.
"Just go, who's afraid of whom??" Wang Xueying pursed her mouth, "I still don't believe it, he's a dead monster, and he can still open his mouth to bite me??" As he spoke, he walked towards the skinny man's corpse, and after taking just two steps, he stopped, "Master, what if I can't break his head?" ”
"Isn't there a sword?? Take the sword and cut it......" Nie Canglong said.
"Good idea, the most ruthless is still the master......" Wang Xueying nodded heavily, "Everyone has divided their bodies, and they have destroyed people's bodies......"
"Headless and brainless ......" Nie Canglong muttered, ignored her, and split the body?? Destruction of remains?? After the body is divided, the body is already fragmented, so can it still be called the destruction of the body? ? Besides, what's the difference between stepping on a head and chopping it off with a sword? ,
"Canglong, why did you think of accepting her as an apprentice??" Wang Xueying reluctantly went to pack up the spoils, but Zhang Wenge came over quietly with a big pot, the pot was half a pot of water, and the bottom of the pot was a scoop of rice.
"Xiaojun lacks a maid...... Nie Canglong said.
"You can really break ...... blind" Zhang Wenge picked a thumbs up at him, turned around and went to the car to get a grate, boiled the meat and steamed buns, and then covered the pot, and sat down next to Nie Canglong.
"Where?? What I'm telling the truth, our Xiaojun is indeed lacking a calling girl, accepting an apprentice, which is more than receiving a special calling girl, and the most important point is that you don't have to pay a salary...... Nie Canglong said.
"...... you" Zhang Wenge shook his head with a wry smile, "I bet with you, Xiaojun knows about it, and he will definitely have a problem with you......"
"Uncle Zhang is too careful, I'm an apprentice, and I'm not an illegitimate daughter who ran out of nowhere, what do you have to do with me??" Nie Canglong looked surprised.
"Hmph......" Seeing that Nie Canglong was pretending to be stupid, Zhang Wenge stopped dwelling on this issue, "How many demon beasts are coming??" Why haven't those two come back yet?? ”
When Zheng Dongfang and Zhang Haitong got out of the tent, Zhang Wenge naturally knew in his heart.
"There are a lot of demon beasts coming this time, there are five thousand ......," Nie Canglong said.
"Five thousand??" Zhang Wenge raised his eyebrows, and then his eyes widened, "You are talking about five thousand??" ”
"That's right......" Nie Canglong nodded, "Five thousand demon beasts are besieging Fengjiazhuang from all directions, the east crossing is Yunzhongzi Dao Chang, the west crossing is Chuanxi and Uncle Zheng, Zuihou is going to farm, and Brother Tong is guarding it......"
"It's over??" Zhang Wenge blinked his eyes, and his expression was a little surprised.
"It's over......" Nie Canglong nodded.
"Why didn't I understand?? Although the road in this mountain is a little rugged and difficult to walk, but for the demon beast, it is nothing at all, what is the use of just guarding the three crossings?? Zhang Wenge frowned and said in surprise.
"Nature...... Useful ......" Nie Canglong raised his eyebrows and said with certainty.
"Are you really that sure??" Zhang Wenge looked at Nie Canglong, he could say so surely, it must be that he made a move in secret.
"Definitely, absolutely, this night, not a single demon beast can break in openly......" Nie Canglong said with great certainty.
"Above board??" Zhang Wenge raised his eyebrows, "That is to say, some demon beasts have already mixed in with some methods of chicken and dog thieves??? ”
"Maybe......" Nie Canglong nodded and said.
"Oh my God, Canglong, don't scare me, why do I suddenly feel a little eerie??" Zhang Wenge's expression changed slightly, and he couldn't help but shudder.
"Hehe......" Nie Canglong smiled, but he picked up a piece of firewood and filled it into the fire.
Shout......
At this time, there was a sound in the sky that seemed to be on fire, and gunpowder products such as drill monkeys flew into the sky, and with this sound came a golden streamer, where did this golden streamer come from, and it was impossible to distinguish for a while, but it was untraceable, but it was castrated, and it was clearly towards Fengjiazhuang.
Along with this streamer, there is also a demonic aura that soars into the sky......
Woohoo......
With the first golden streamer coming, there are several streamers following closely behind, flying out, this streamer has different colors, red and white, blue and purple, yellow and green, converged in one place, straight like a bridge.
Streamers flew into the sky above Fengjiazhuang, turning into men or women, dressed as alternative, non-mainstream people, they slowly suspended in mid-air, Xiangxia looked down on the small village, looking indifferent......
"One, two, three, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen......" Zhang Wenge looked up at the figure in the sky, but his heart was shocked......
"What are you guys doing??" Nie Canglong stood up, looked up at the dozen figures in the sky, and the corners of his mouth pulled up, "Which middle school graduate??" How can you dress up so unusually?? I don't know if students can't wear fancy clothes? If you don't study well at a young age, do you want to start a club?? ”,
As soon as Nie Canglong's words came out, more than a dozen big demons in the sky were stunned at that time, you look at me, I look at you, I feel quite confused......
"Looking for a dead ......" a woman who feathered and fried her wings, dressed herself like a hen, squealed, a pair of dark eyes widened, and from the deepest part of the pupil of the left eye, a trace of brilliant essence flickered, and this essence light converged into a golden needle, which flew out of the pupil and stabbed towards Nie Canglong's heart.
"Could it be the Pleiades Star Officer??" Nie Canglong slowly stretched out his hand, although his movements were slow, but he pinched the golden needle that was as fast as a meteor.
This pinch is quite coquettish with a smile......
"You ......" The woman who flew feathers and fried wings saw that her trick was easily cracked, and her face immediately changed, and a trace of light flashed in the pupil of her right eye again, and a silver needle was instantly transformed, but the woman seemed to have scruples, and did not attack immediately, but let the silver needle slowly conceive in the pupil.
"This golden needle should be conceived and raised by your natal essence, if it is destroyed, I think you will immediately turn into a big rooster and fall from the sky......" Nie Canglong looked at the woman who was dressed as a flying feather and fried wings, for fear that people would not be able to see her body from her appearance, and said with a cold smile.
"Canglong, it's a hen ......" Zhang Wenge still had the heart to correct Nie Canglong's slip of the tongue at this time.
"him rooster hen, who can see it when he gets out of the pot???" Nie Canglong said with a playful sneer.
"Whew......" The woman let out a long breath to calm her churning anger, "Give me back the golden needle, and I'll get out of here immediately......"
"You can come and go if you want, when I'm here for a public toilet??" The banter expression on Nie Canglong's face became even stronger, and his gaze swept over more than a dozen non-mainstream faces in turn, "Do you think you can leave if you come??" Just refining qi and transforming gods, you dare to be arrogant in front of me, do you think you are Sun Wukong?? ”
In fact, Nie Canglong looked at more than a dozen people, and he was shocked in his heart, these guys, dressed up too different, standing in the air one by one, just like performing an alternative fashion show, those non-mainstream comrades who are famous for their alternative things seen on the Internet, compared with others, that is the real little thing, the temperament on people's bodies is simply natural, clothing, headdress, eye shadow, lip gloss, face ornaments...... And so on, with their figure and facial features, it's simply wonderful.
In a local saying: I have never seen such a lover...... Uh-huh, 'love' through 'resistant' sound.
"What does this brother want??" The woman wanted to say something, but was stopped by a thin man with thief eyebrows and mouse eyes, who looked quite like a mouse, and the man's pair of mouse eyes were gurgling, which made people have the urge to call 110 at first sight.
"What do I want to do?? What do you want......" Nie Canglong pursed his lips, "Don't you think you're ridiculous?" What about playing as the zodiac? ”
"How do you know we're playing the zodiac? It's a pity, we have a rat, an ugly cow, a tiger, a rabbit, a snake, a horse, a sheep, a monkey, a rooster, a dog, a pig, but I can't find Chenlong, didn't I hear that the dragon is a deer antler, fish scales, eagle claws, I found a sika deer, a carp sister, a golden eagle ......brother instead," said a muscular man with a pair of curved horns on his head and a loud voice.
"You're not going to tell me you're an ugly cow??" Nie Canglong raised his eyebrows, "Seeing that you look five big and three thick, you should be a sincere person......"
"Hey, hey, you're really right, I'm really ugly......" The muscular man laughed, his voice was loud, like rolling muffled thunder.
"Low-key, Brother Niu, you have to learn to be low-key, you are so showy, it will reduce the fanatical ...... of fans" The guy with the thief eyebrows and rat-eyed immediately whispered a warning to the muscular man.
"Brother Mouse, this is what you are wrong, if you want to be famous, you have to have a sensational effect, a sensational effect, and you can be famous, if there is no sensational effect, how can you be famous?? If you want to be famous, you have to have a sensational effect......" A person with a thunderous mouth moved, back and forth as if he was saying something smooth, and turned a sentence back and forth, turning over and over again.
"Listen, Brother Monkey makes a lot of sense...... muscular man said, nodding his head.
"......" the corners of Nie Canglong's mouth twitched, "I said, what the hell are you doing??" Now, I warn you, get out of here, or you won't end much better than him......" he said, pointing to the skinny man's corpse. ,
"Mom......" A sturdy man wearing a tiger-striped coat and a word 'Wang' on his forehead, hearing Nie Canglong's words, looked in the direction he pointed, and saw Wang Xueying looking up at him in a daze, he couldn't help but turn pale and screamed, "People don't want to become women...... his mood was in a mess, and his magic power was not good, he actually fell from the sky and fell directly on the hard road.
"Tiger brother...... "The thief-eyed guy screamed, and hurriedly jumped down from the sky to check the condition of the strong man.
The rest of the people saw that their companions had gone down to the two, and they also jumped down from the sky helplessly, stood beside the two of them, and faintly protected them.
"Look at your body, there isn't much blood, it seems that you haven't killed many people......" The breath in Nie Canglong's body burst out, instantly acting on those dozen people.
These dozen or so people are all big demons with great magical powers, and as soon as they were oppressed by Nie Canglong's breath, they immediately felt their insignificance, and that feeling was as if they were a leaf in the sea, and they only had the fate of going with the flow.
"Tell me, what are you doing here??" Nie Canglong asked.
"Passing by, rest your feet......" The thief-eyed guy rolled his eyes.
"Who told you to say that??" Nie Canglong glared at the guy with the thief's eyebrows, and his gaze turned to the muscular man, "Ugly cow, you are a sincere person, you ...... it"
"We're not honest people, Brother Rat said, let me watch the direction of the wind, once the wind direction is wrong, it must not be said that it is helping Lao Bai clean up your ......" The muscular man had an expression of 'don't say anything about death', and turned his head to look around, "By the way, where is Lao Bai??" I've been here for a long time, why haven't I seen him?? ”
"We were wrong, let's correct it......" A woman with a pair of dog ears immediately prostrate down, touched the ground with her forehead, and respectfully admitted her mistake to Nie Canglong, of course, what Nie Canglong didn't see was that this woman took advantage of the moment when she was prostrate and hung her head, but her eyes were blinking vigorously at Xiao Bai Ding who was guarding the tent...... I can't help it.
However, Xiao Bai Ding is a little young after all, and he directly turned a blind eye to the flattering eyes thrown by this woman with dog ears, in other words, although the radio waves are quite clear, but the radio waves in this band, Xiao Bai Ding can't receive them at present.
"I'm also wrong, please give me back the golden needle, and I'll leave immediately......" The woman with flying feathers and wings also prostrate on the ground, respectfully and sincerely admitting her mistake.
"If we are wrong, we are wrong, if we are wrong, if we are wrong, if we are wrong, we must admit that we are wrong, if we admit that we are wrong, we must admit that we are wrong, and we have to be wrong after admitting it......" The man with Lei Gongzui lay on the ground, chattering endlessly.
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