082 Evil Men This has multiple names
The news of the new human resources manager taking office quickly caused a lot of discussion in Kaixiong Company, but fortunately, Kaishiya is a double doctor from Oxford, and the English name is used in the entry and announcement, so everyone only guesses that she is a young talent poached by headhunters.
When I arrived at the human resources department, Director Liao was already waiting in the manager's office.
"Hello, you're Director Liao, aren't you?" Shiya took the initiative to stretch out her hand to say hello, Director Liao was younger than she imagined, and she looked like she was in her thirties, and she was able to climb to the position of supervisor at such a young age either because she was capable or there were people on it.
"Hello, Manager Anne, welcome to the Human Resources Department, I will do my best to assist you in your work." Director Liao smiled.
"Please take care of me in the future." Shiya said, "Sue sΓΉ the people in our department, I will invite you for afternoon tea, I will cook for dinner in the evening, and KTV will all be mine." β
"Haha, Director Anne is really young and energetic, there is no precedent for inviting all employees to eat when I first joined our company." Director Liao said with a smile.
"Why?" Shiya asked puzzled.
"In large companies, many people like to cultivate light and obscurity, to put it bluntly, they are a man with their tails between them, and no one will be so swaggering until they are sure how deep the water is." Director Liao said.
"Well, wouldn't it be more fashionable for me to do this? It's so decided, no, no, no, raise the grade a little more, go to a Western restaurant bar at night, don't get drunk and don't return, sue the people below, give paid leave for three days if you drink and vomit, and I will give him a promotion and a salary increase if you drink a piece. I want the whole company to know that there is a new manager in the HR department, and we are the most dynamic department in the company. Shiya said happily.
"Okay. Then I'm going to inform you, I guess everyone will be happy to throw the text jiΓ n clip. Director Liao joked.
"By the way, there's one more thing." Shiya called Director Liao.
"You say."
"Are the resumes received by the recruitment of A University all in our department?" Shiya asked.
"Oh, not yet. Because our human resources department can not be 100% aware of the employment standards of each department and each position, so our company's recruitment is like this, each department sends people to the site to communicate with candidates and collect resumes, and then they will conduct preliminary screening according to the required positions, and then divide the resumes received into two parts, one is the personnel file that their department is interested in, and the other part is the personnel file that does not meet the requirements. After the classification is done, they will hand over all the resumes to our human resources department, and our job is to be responsible for making appointments and first rounds of interviews with those who meet the requirements, and entering the talent pool of those who do not meet the requirements. In case we need to find out what we need later. Because the recruitment just ended last night, the resumes are still in the hands of the departments. β
"Good, it's a very advanced recruitment concept. Originally, I wanted to carry out reform in this area, but it seems that I don't need to. If you want to make results, you have to find ways from other aspects. Shiya made a helpless expression that was one step slower.
"This is one of the human resources reforms that the chairman personally implemented a few years ago. There are still many reforms that other companies dare not think of, and I will slowly talk to the manager when the manager has time in the future. Liao said.
"Good. Can you notify the departments and ask them to help me find a resume? I know there's a guy who's hired, and I'd like to recruit him to our HR department. Shiya said.
"This ...... It might make others gossip. Liao said.
"It doesn't matter, if the department where he submitted his resume also wants him, we can compete fairly with them, anyway, find people's resumes first." Shiya looks like she is bound to win, a student of H University. It shouldn't be in the eyes of other departments, so I picked up the cow bolt post like I kindly picked up the rags. He will definitely be grateful to himself.
"Okay, I'll go and coordinate, what's his name?" Liao piped. He is a very professional person, even if there will be a lot of resistance in communication, but he understands that the company pays him to solve the problem, not complain.
His name was ...... Ahem, it's called a cow bolt. Shiya was embarrassed to say her name, this name was too earthy, and she felt that she was grounded just by saying it, and her body was full of the smell of earth.
"Okay, I'll do it." Director Liao smiled and walked out.
In less than a minute, cheers were heard outside the human resources department, and it seemed that the effect of the dinner invitation had been revealed.
Shiya also knows that it is not easy to get all departments of the company to cooperate with her to find a person's resume, so when Director Liao put a resume on her desk before noon, she fully affirmed the ability of this supervisor.
"Found it so soon?" Shiya said.
"Yes, see if it's the person you're looking for."
Shiya picked up her resume, and when she saw that the name column was indeed written with Niu Zhuzhu's name: "That's right, it's him, and this name is the same." β
Director Liao said: "Although this person doesn't have a good name, he graduated from Oxford University and is an alumnus of you, so it's no wonder you want him." Director Liao also thought that Shiya wanted to engage in nepotism, which is also a common practice for general leaders to take office, bringing their own people into the company and kicking out disobedient employees to achieve the goal of completely controlling the department.
"Oxford?" Shiya looked at her resume suspiciously, and sure enough, she filled in the column of the graduation school University-of-Oxford, but the English writing was no different from that of a primary school student, so she really didn't dare to compliment.
Okay, you kid dare to fill in fake academic qualifications when you submit your resume to Kaixiong Company, you are really not afraid of death. Shiya accidentally laughed out loud.
Director Liao said: "Okay, since it's him, I'll go out." β
Just as Director Liao walked out the door, Shiya noticed that he was still holding more than a dozen resumes in his hands.
"Director Liao, whose resumes do you have?" Shiya thought it was someone who was related and deliberately took out the resume, if that was the case, she had to pay close attention to these people.
"These ...... These are also resumes for the bull bolt columns. Director Liao said in a hurry.
"Huh? What's the situation? Shiya asked suspiciously.
"This year is evil, there are a lot of applicants called Niu Shuzhu, and almost every department has a resume called Niu Shuzhu."
"Could it be that he has submitted a resume to multiple departments?" Shiya guessed.
"No, although these people are all called Niu Shuzhu, but the graduation colleges and majors are different, it shouldn't be a person, I think that Niu Shuzhu graduated from Oxford, guess it's the person you are looking for, so I gave you that first." Director Liao said.
"It's all called a cow bolt? What are you kidding, show me all your resumes. Shiya said.
took a dozen resumes in Director Liao's hand, Shiya looked through them one by one, and sure enough, they were all called "Niu Zhu Zhu", and these Niu Zhu Zhu have MIT, Harvard, Stanford and Cambridge, which is simply a collection of world-famous schools, and the major is a popular major in various schools.
"Interesting, I think it's fun, too." Seeing that the manager smiled, Director Liao also laughed, in fact, he was stunned and laughed when each department kept sending people to send all kinds of resumes, he read those resumes, the notes were almost the same, except for the other resumes of the graduate school, the most important thing was that even the contact information was exactly the same, he had long known that it was a resume that was filled in by a person and the university submitted by the university, and just now he also deliberately let Shiya find that he took a lot of resumes.
"This bull bolt pillar is really terrible." Shiya smiled for a long time and shook her head, "Okay, these resumes are all left with me, what do the departments say?" Do they want top students from this prestigious school? β
"I asked, although the school and major he wrote were very good, but the major and department were completely incompatible, so the departments were not interested in him, and I think he didn't look at the department when he submitted his resume." Director Liao deserves to have many years of personnel work experience, and he guessed right at once.
"Then do all departments know that he has submitted resumes in every department?"
"I shouldn't know, I asked people under various departments to help me find it, and I didn't know their leaders, and these resumes are all within the scope of resumes that don't meet the requirements."
"That's good, you need to help more in this matter, don't talk about it, and hide it for him." Shiya said.
"Of course, I'm not a talkative person, do you need me to contact him to meet you?" Liao piped. He has achieved his goal, let the new boss understand his abilities as quickly as possible, and also grasped the new boss's little bit of the handle, helping the new boss hide a secret, which is enough for him to keep his position in the human resources department.
"Okay, let him come for an interview tomorrow, and I'll interview him personally." Shiya laughed.
When Niu Xuanzhu received a call from Director Liao, he almost forgot about A's resume, he was playing cards with monkeys at home without class in the afternoon, and he almost regarded Director Liao as a liar.
When Niu Xuanzhu determined that the other party was the human resources department of Kaixiong Company, the hearty laughter that broke out in that moment made Director Liao almost drop the earpiece on the ground.
On the other end of the phone, Niu Xuanzhu was chanting loudly: "I said I am a talent, the human resources department of Kaixiong Company called me and asked me to go for an interview tomorrow, Niu BI?" Isn't my brother talking big? It is even more difficult for others to enter Kaixiong Company, but I want to go to Niu Zhuzhu is something they want to do, how about it, just submitted a resume to call, are you convinced? Monkey, are you convinced? Rabbit, what are you rolling your eyes, if you have the ability, you can also try it in Kaixiong Company, squirrel, you quickly praise me......"
Director Liao frowned, and said in his heart: This cow bolt pillar is not the administrator of the zoo, why are there animals around, what are these monkeys and rabbits, who is he and where he is coming from, and I haven't made an appointment with him yet, what kind of trouble is he not telling me about the phone, if someone else would have hung up the phone earlier, but who let it be the special order of the new manager, hey, endure it, the so-called big husband can bend and bend. (To be continued......)