Chapter 310: During the Wedding (2)
Just like the pieces said, Li Muyu and they really didn't let Huahua receive petty bourgeoisie so easily, the only difference is that they were even more ruthless, and they stopped them directly downstairs and didn't let them go up.
"Yu'er, just let me go up, didn't you say which Wing custom sunglasses you liked last time, I'll buy them for you tomorrow."
"Well, that's a good attitude." Li Muyu nodded with satisfaction.
"Not bad." Huahua licked her face and smiled: "Since it's good, then let me in." ”
"Hey... Hey..."Li Muyu stretched out his hand, stopped Huahua, and said, "I want to go in after saying a few good words, where is such a good thing?" He stretched out his hand.
"Oh, I understand!" After speaking, Huahua took out a stack of red envelopes from her clothes and handed them out one by one.
Seeing this, Li Muyu glared at him and shouted, "What are you doing, you want to buy us, there is no door." With that, he put his wallet in his pocket......
"......" faced with Li Muyu's obvious cheating behavior, Huahua was speechless.
"Okay, don't be embarrassed, otherwise others will think that we forced you to marry my petty bourgeoisie." Li Muyu said: "It's easy for you to take away petty bourgeoisie today, as long as you pass our three levels." ”
"The three levels?"
"It's easy!" Li Muyu turned around and pointed to the tall building behind him and said, "See, the first level is to climb up the stairs." Don't take the opportunity to take the stairs, we have people watching every floor, don't be lazy. Saying that, Li Muyu waved his hand. I took the girl and went upstairs in the elevator.
Downstairs, looking at the twenty-seventh floor where Zuo Xiaobourgeoisie was located, Huahua swallowed her saliva, looked at the cat and asked, "What should I do?" ”
"What can I do, climb!" Saying that, Hong Xiaopian pushed a handful of flowers.
"Twenty-seventh floor, this has to crawl to death." Huahua grabbed Hong Xiaopian and said, "No, you have to climb with me." ”
"Just kidding...... I know you very well, don't pull me. Hong Xiaopian suddenly pushed Huahua away. Twenty-seventh floor, this is really going up. They don't have to lose half their lives if they don't exercise all year round! And with the character of the goblin, the goblin. How could it be possible for them to climb up quietly, Hong Xiaopian decisively broke off the relationship with Huahua.
At this moment, a girl came over and said to everyone, "Sister Yu asked me to tell you." It's not just a flower person. All of you have to climb together. ”
“Why?”
"I don't know." The girl shook her head. said: "But Sister Yu said, if you don't want to be blocked by the girls of the Wings Legion in the future, then you can honestly climb up with Huahua." Finally, I told you a friendly message. Remember to hurry up......" The girl smiled and left.
Without any reason, the cat now finally knows why the word is there.
Several big men looked at each other, and at the same time lowered their heads and sighed: "Climb......" and then the hard climb to the stairs began.
Hong Xiaopian really understands Li Muyu, this twenty-seventh floor is not just a simple climb upstairs, during this period, Li Muyu simply gave them a three-story and a small pass, and a nine-story and a big pass. What to drink lemonade with acetic acid, eat soy sauce lychee, truth or dare......
After Huahua and his party went upstairs out of breath, it can really be said that they have lost half their lives.
"Whew... I... I can't... No... Don't climb... Climbed the stairs. Hong Xiaopian leaned against the wall and gasped.
"God, why do you climb the stairs, those aunts and grandmothers are really torturing me to death, and I want to vomit when I think of the smell of soy sauce and lychees." Wei Kai, who has been exercising all year round, climbed twenty floors without panting, but after eating the soy sauce lychee at the twenty-first level, his face suddenly turned white, and now when he thinks of that smell, he is nauseous, dizzy, and wants to vomit.
"Where do you think I'm good, lemonade mixed with acetic acid, they can figure it out, my teeth are about to sore." A cup of something that Li Muyu called "sour and crooked" directly got a row of people led by cats.
"Okay, okay, let's hurry up and pick up the petty bourgeoisie, just now the fish said that this is the first level, and there are still two levels." Lu Ran is estimated to be the most sober in this group, and he has been fooled by the sour crooked and soy sauce lychees with everyone, so he hasn't realized it yet.
Hearing Lu Ran say this, Huahua hurriedly echoed: "Yes, yes, yes!" Hurry up and breathe your breath, it's up to you to follow. ”
"Flowey, I'll tell you." Hong Xiaopian bent over, raised his head, pointed at Huahua and said, "You owe a lot of favor today!" ”
"Yes, yes, yes." Flowey nodded repeatedly.
After resting for a while, Wei Kai waved his hand and said, "Let's go, let's ......."
Several people breathed a heavy sigh of relief and knocked on the door of Zuo Xiaobourgeois's house.
In the middle of the ring, the door was opened, and the first to bear the brunt were Li Muyu and a few people.
Looking at the embarrassed group of men outside the door, Li Muyu complained: "Look at you like this, the first level will be like this, how can you get by in the future."
"Don't talk about that, let's talk about it quickly."
"Yo... The spirit is not bad. Li Muyu said: "The second level is very simple, answer us a question and pass the level."
"Just one question?" Huahua was a little suspicious that there was something wrong with his ears, and after climbing the stairs, he didn't believe that Li Muyu's second level would be so simple!
Hong Xiaopian was nervous, he knew Li Muyu too well, and it was absolutely impossible for her to have such a simple problem.
I saw Li Muyu look behind him, and then asked softly: "Huahua, tell us in a whisper what the circumference of the petty bourgeoisie is."
"What ......"
Flowers, pieces, cats... Everyone looked at Li Muyu dumbfounded, the question they had been expecting and being careful for a long time was actually this, this is too... Too... The crowd really couldn't find any adjectives.
At the beginning of Li Muyu, the girls' mouths were like a flood that burst the embankment, and they chattered:
"I think it's 83.60.79."
"No, I definitely seem to be more than 83 ......"
Sisters. That's your problem, huh? Is it so unreliable?
At this time, a pillow flew over, and then the voice of the petty bourgeoisie rang out: "You guys are endless, be serious!"
"Forehead ......" hit his head, and Li Muyu said loudly: "Okay, this second level should be passed by you." After speaking, he whispered, "Tell me in private later."
The men of the "......" felt completely messy.
"Now, there is only one last level left, and after this level, you can take the petty bourgeoisie away......"
Hearing Li Muyu say this, the men present suddenly lifted their spirits.
"The last level......" Li Muyu pointed to the staircase and shouted, "Let you run for a minute first." Then we will go down with the petty bourgeoisie to do the elevator. If we arrive and you don't, you know the consequences......" said Li Muyu, with a trademark smile on the corner of his mouth.
"What should I do?"
"What to do? ...... also asked" Lu Ran patted Huahua's head and shouted, "Run!"
"Roar ......" the crowd turned and ran.
Wait for them to come downstairs. They were stunned by the scene in front of them. There was originally more than 50 cars, and at this moment, only one sedan was parked downstairs.
"Where's the car?"
A bad premonition hit the heart of the film. Then this son poked out a small head in a car and said, "Sister Yu and Sister Xiaobourgeoisie said that your physical strength is too poor." This is an opportunity to get some exercise, so they decided to let you run to the venue. ”
"I'm kidding. It took more than half an hour to drive, and you asked us to run. ”
"Haha......" the girl smiled: "Then I can't help it, the word has already arrived, I'll go first." Saying that, the only wedding car floated away, leaving a lot of exhaust fumes......
Looking at the back of the car, the cat pointed to the pieces and said, "Your daughter-in-law is so ruthless!" Do you really want us to run over there? ”
"If you want to run, we can take a ride!"
"We can take a ride, what should we do with this car?" Wei Kai pointed at Huahua and said, "A groom official took a taxi to the wedding scene, do you dare to be more strange?" ”
After a period ......of silence, Lu Ran suddenly said, "Didn't you say that you called Xiao Yu to come over before, what about others?" He must have driven over to Sa, and it would be enough to ask him to bring Huahua over when the time comes. ”
"Maybe." Pian Pian interjected: "You don't know Xiao Yu's habits, he hitchhikes when he goes out." And he didn't buy a car, where to get a car. ”
"So we're just waiting?"
"Let's think about it." Huahua said: "Although the fish is relatively undisciplined, but this is my wedding, she can't mess it up on purpose, she must have left us a way." ”
"Yes!" Everyone nodded earnestly.
Half a ring, all seriousness has become decadence, there is a way, but what is it?
At this time, Hong Xiaopian's mobile phone rang, and when he opened it, it turned out to be Li Muyu's text message, writing: "This is your last test, rest assured, we will definitely wait for you to enter the field again, but the grasp of this time is in your hands!" I know you big men must be crouching downstairs now, sighing, and giving you a friendly hint: rent! ”
"Lending?" Everyone was stunned, and randomly said in unison: "Rent a car!" ”
"Oops, I didn't think of such a simple method just now." Everyone patted their heads.
Just as the army was about to go to rent a car, a limited-edition Mercedes Batmobile pulled up in front of them. The car window opened, and Guo Xiaoyu, who was wearing a pair of sunglasses, laughed and said: "Why, the groom's official is at home, and his think tank is completely wiped out." ”
"Damn, Xiao Yu, where did you get this car?" Hong Xiaopian was the first to shout, although this batmobile is not as expensive as the black blood before him, but in terms of preciousness, he definitely wants to be it!
"I knew that Huahua was going to get married, so I asked Jay Chou to borrow it to fill the scene." As he spoke, he patted the steering wheel and said, "Groom officer, come up." ”
In fact, Guo Xiaoyu was called by Li Muyu, and they directly wanted to get Li Muyu through Guo Xiaoyu here, who knew that Li Muyu had already said hello, so Guo Xiaoyu didn't appear until now. And what kind of car rental, how could Li Muyu let Huahua rent a car to go to the wedding site.
Guo Xiaoyu took Huahua to the dust together, and the suffering Hong Xiaopian could only take a ride over! (To be continued......)