"A total of 102 yuan, a fraction of 2 yuan for you to erase it, xiexie patronage."

After the salesman finished speaking, he looked at me intently.

Actually, there is nothing wrong with me paying for it, not to mention anything else, just for the salary that Xiaoqin should be paid for copying the Bible, I owe her thousands of dollars.

But it's impossible for the salesperson to know the inside story, and if I pay directly without saying a word, it will confirm the view that I am Xiaoqin's boyfriend.

So I put on a stinky face to the salesperson.

That means: "Look at what you see!" I'm not this minx's boyfriend, I'm just a regular classmate! The money for the bra is looking for her to go by herself! ”

The salesperson didn't avoid my eyes at all, and glared back fiercely, as if to say, "I don't even want to spend 100 yuan, what kind of girlfriend do I have?" Less nonsense, pay faster! If you don't pay, your girlfriend will be so faceless! ”

Suddenly a little understood, Shu Zhe Weishenme always felt that the money was not enough to spend.

Dare to love a creature like a boyfriend, not only as a laborer, but also as an ATM!

I was hesitating, but I felt someone poke my thigh with the tip of their fingers.

Who else could there be? When I lowered my head slightly, I saw Xiaoqin pretending to be looking in other directions, holding a shopping bag in one hand, and holding a piece of cardboard that had been folded in half several times in the other, revealing Chairman Mao, who was extremely loved by the people of the whole country.

With the help of the cover of the counter, she tried to secretly hand me the paper from an angle that the salesperson could not see at all.

Why are you doing all this! Are you worried that I don't have any money and will be embarrassed to be stared at by the salesperson? Since you're so worried, wouldn't it be nice if you just handed over the money to the salesperson, why do you have to go through my hands!

Do you want me to pay for you (even if it's out of your wallet), and what's in it for you to make the salesperson mistake you for my girlfriend? Do you think it's a vote? Once there are enough people to support you, will you really be my girlfriend?

Seeing that I ignored her Chairman Mao, Xiaoqin whistled with her eyes to the sky, and in order to attract my attention, she also pinched the corner of the banknote and waved it slightly, which somehow reminded me of a carp waving its pelvic fins.

Don't be stupid! I won't be next! It's not that I'm reluctant to spend money for you, what I'm worried about is what others think after I spend money for you!

Suddenly, I remembered the black credit card that Amy had given me to use.

It's been so long that I've almost forgotten about him...... Let me look for it, and sure enough, it's still in my wallet!

Just use this card! In that case, it's not that I'm paying for you, it's Amy's salary for copying the Bible!

Anyway, this card is really cool to the touch! What kind of metal is it made of?

I handed the credit card to the salesperson, and she was visibly stunned, holding it in her hand and rummaging it over and over again.

How? Haven't you seen it yet? There are many people coming and going in this big shopping mall, and there must be a lot of credit cards handled, right?

Xiaoqin was a little surprised when she saw me take out my credit card, and then put Chairman Mao, who had been fiddling with herself for a long time, back into her pocket.

The expression on his face looked a little embarrassed, but it was quickly overwritten by a sweet sense of happiness.

Don't get me wrong! It's just a paycheck! I don't want to have anything to do with you! Neither do economic relations!

By this time, the salesperson had already crossed the card on the terminal, and she frowned and took out a pen for me to sign.

Ah, I was negligent, although the credit card does not need a password, but it needs to be checked and signed, whose name I sign!

Sign Amy's name? Or did she use Emile's stage name when she got this card? Moreover, her signature should be in English, right?

I remember Amy saying that her mother helped her get the card, so should I actually sign her mother's name? Where am I going to meet her mother?

Doing things is lost! Amy is definitely a pig teammate! What the hell am I going to do now?

Suddenly remembered, Xing Xing told me that Chinese mainland is not strict about credit card signatures, and once when he bought something, he deliberately used a pen to sign "Big Big Wolf" and actually passed.

Okay, in that case, I'll use a pen too! What do you use to sign with a pen? Just write adidas! Because some of the sports equipment is Adidas, this is one of the few English words that I can memorize!

Just as he was about to do what he did, the phone on the counter rang.

The salesperson skillfully picked up the phone, "Hello, this is the Flamingo lingerie specialty store......"

Before I could talk to the person on the other end of the phone, the salesperson's face changed.

"It's looking for you." The salesperson handed me the microphone suspiciously, and I took it with the same confusion.

"Hello?"

A middle-aged man's deep and steady voice came from the microphone.

"I beg your pardon for taking the liberty of asking: Did you pick this credit card?"

Huh? Is it the bank that issued this credit card? Did I call me because I wanted to forge my signature? That's not right! I'm just thinking about it in my head, there is no fait accompli, and I feel that your terminal has the function of a lie detector! Your black technology is too NB, isn't it?

"I am the commissioner of American Express in charge of Chinese mainland affairs, my surname is Wang, you can call me Commissioner Wang." I beg your pardon if my guess is wrong. But, according to what I just said to Miss Salesperson, it shouldn't be Miss Emily who came shopping with you, right? ”

"If you just pick up this card by accident, please wait where you are for 15 minutes and we will send someone to retrieve it, and we hope you will cooperate with our work."

Although he used honorifics when he spoke, the tone of his flat statement and natural tone made me very unhappy.

"Hey, why do you say I picked up this card? If I don't cooperate with you, what can you do to me? ”

Commissioner Wang was silent for a moment.

"Sir, this credit card you use is not an ordinary credit card, it is an unmet black card that can only be enjoyed by a very small number of successful people, and some people call it 'the king of cards', it is not something that anyone can do if they want to, it must be selected by us and take the initiative to send out invitations - so we have a comprehensive grasp of customer information."

The implication is that because he doesn't know me, I can't be the owner of the credit card.

"Even Miss Emily is not fully qualified for the invitation by her own strength, and she can get the right to use this card, we have taken into account her mother's factors."

"The conditions are so harsh, the cardholder enjoys the treatment of nature is also superior, as long as you hold it, no matter where you are in Shijie, you will enjoy the meticulous service of our Express company. Of course, you have to be a legitimate user......"

I suddenly realized that the reason why Commissioner Wang told me so much and what I didn't have was actually delaying time.

But because I didn't pick up or stole this card, I wasn't particularly worried, but I still had the psychology of watching the excitement.

Wait a while, dozens of strong men will surround me, and it turns out that I came for nothing, isn't it quite comedic?

So I'm more interested in the value of this credit card than the bank thugs who will come soon.

I covered the phone receiver and asked the salesperson who had been standing for a long time:

"What is an Amex black card? Have you encountered this before? ”

The saleswoman blinked her eyes as if she were awake, and the cold card was still in her hand.

"Really...... Is it really an Amex black card? I've only heard about it before, but I've never seen it with my own eyes...... Even among Hong Kong movie stars, it seems that only Tony Leung has ever used ......"

She held her breath and re-examined the black card, her eyes intently looking at the Lord of the Rings as if they were purring.

"This feel, it's so cool, I heard it's made of titanium......"

The salesman said in a dreamy tone of admiration.

Suddenly, she was stunned, probably remembering that I might not be the rightful owner of this card, maybe I would be arrested later, right?

"Ye Lin, what's going on? Troublesome? ”

Xiaoqin tilted her head slightly and asked me.

"It's okay, I can handle it!"

I replied, and then picked up the earpiece again.

"Hey, Commissioner Wang, you did a pretty good job of delaying time just now!"

The other side hesitated for a moment, "Sir, you are very smart, what are you going to do stupidly?" Our staff will be there within 5 minutes, so please cooperate with them to hand over the black card. I have just informed the security guards of Henderson Tower, if you try to escape now, you will be intercepted. ”

I swept behind me out of the corner of my eye, and sure enough, two black-clad security guards with big shoulders and round waists were staring at my back.

The joke is almost over, it seems that it is time to explain the truth, and if I am beaten up by the crowd for some reason, it will be more than worth the loss.

So I smiled and told Commissioner Wang that this card was lent to me by Amy, and I didn't believe that I could call her mobile phone.

It may be that the mobile phone number I said is exactly the same as that recorded in the customer information, and Commissioner Wang asked me to wait for a while and used the other phone on the desk to get in touch with Amy.

Although Commissioner Wang tried desperately to keep his voice down, not wanting me to hear what he was talking to Amy, Amy didn't cooperate with him at all, and her ultra-high high-pitched voice kept ringing, and even I could feel the heat of her anger.

Amy scolded Commissioner Wang on the other end of the phone.

I can vaguely hear a few words with a relatively high volume:

"I lend my card to whomever I want! Why are you meddling! I'll ask my mom to hire a lawyer to sue you! ”

"That's right! I lent it to him! His name? Why don't you just ask for yourself? Didn't you say that the customer comes first? Now that he's your customer, it's good for you to serve him! ”

"Who is he? …… Probably a manservant, no, you can be my butler! Yes! Damn, I'm in a hurry here, I can't tell you! ”

"Anyway, whatever he buys, you just think it's for me! If you don't serve well, just wait for the summons! ”

When Commissioner Wang came back to talk to me, I heard him purse his lips several times on the other side of the earpiece.

"I'm sorry, sir, if it's convenient, could you tell us your name?"

I think it's not easy for him to be scolded by Amy, so I didn't make it difficult for him anymore and told the truth.

"Xiexie, your brief information has been entered into the computer, and we will treat you as a customer with the same rights as Miss Emile, and provide you with excellent service."

"In order for you to better enjoy the company's services, I will roughly explain to you: there is no overdraft limit for the Amex black card, you can use it freely within the scope permitted by law, and you can sign your name when checking the signature. Our customer service department is located all over Shijie, and if you have a personal problem, you can turn to them for help, and we will do our best to meet your request. ”

After he finished speaking, he gave me a phone number and said that he could contact him directly when the time came.

Because Amy threatened to sue him, he was cautious and paid me a lot. The security guard of the mall was also quickly called away by the department manager, and it seems that the company is quite efficient.

zuihou I finally used the so-called "king of cards" to buy a 100 yuan bra for Xiaoqin.

Isn't it overkill, when the salesman returned the card to me, he opened his mouth as if he had exhausted all his strength.

After the money and goods were cleared, Xiaoqin happily walked out of the store with her shopping bag, and she seemed to be uninterested in the Yuntong black card with no overdraft limit and could buy a plane by swiping a card, and did not ask where I got it from.

Just keep staring at the shopping bag in my arms, blushing for a while, smirking for a while, and immersing myself in my shijie.

When I put the titanium black card in my wallet, I couldn't help but think: Amy really gave me something amazing!

Does it matter if such a valuable card is given to someone casually? Isn't she afraid that after I know that there is no overdraft limit, I will buy an aircraft carrier and drive it near the Diaoyu Islands?

It made me a little embarrassed to trust me so much, an unknown person.

I swear secretly, I won't use this card to satisfy my selfish desires, today's behavior is just to pay Xiaoqin's salary, and this card will only be used for matters related to Amy in the future.

It's not that I have a high level of consciousness, but I just think that if I spend money on myself, I, as a member of the Great Celestial Empire, will be looked down upon by the American Xiaoniezi.

For some reason, I don't want to be looked down upon by Amy, as if my place in her mind is so important.

After walking out of the Henderson Building, Qin smiled and asked if I could send her home, and if I did, she would show me the newly bought underwear.