Chapter 1148 Bird poop knows people

Township Chief Jia crossed his hands on his waist and roared in a thunderous voice, and his speech voice was like a roar of ten thousand cannons, extremely powerful and lethal! When he said that the Public Security Bureau was about to arrest people in Lingcun, he was even more harsh, and people couldn't help but feel the fear that the demons and monsters were about to turn into an eighteen-magnitude typhoon to devour Lingcun.

Many people's faces changed color and their bodies trembled, the poor did not fight with the rich, the people did not fight with the officials, and some people thought of fleeing from the land of right and wrong, and a thick atmosphere of terror was permeated under the big trees.

Suddenly, something white and shaking flew from the big tree and shot into the face of the head of Jia, pop pop! Because Township Chief Jia was extremely silent for a while under the big tree after he finished speaking, everyone's eyes were focused on Township Chief Jia's face, and the sound of the impact when Bai Huang's thing flew into Jia's face was very real, and Township Chief Jia's face was attacked by Bai Huang's thing It was also very real.

What's going on, everyone can't react for a while.

Bai shook everything and hit Township Chief Jia's face, and Township Chief Jia subconsciously bowed down to dodge. But it was too late, Township Chief Jia's fleshy face had been hit, he wiped his hand on his face, slimy things, spread his hands in front of his eyes to see, paralyzed, white shaking things turned out to be bird poop that made people vomit!

The head of Jia Township was attacked by bird poop.

Township Chief Jia's face suddenly became dirty and ugly, he looked at the bird in his hand and screamed, and the big palm full of white swaying bird was immediately thrown into a windmill. Looking at Township Chief Jia's face again, his dirty and ugly face was white and swaying, and the color was even more eye-catching.

One hand and one face were made like this by bird feces, not to mention Township Chief Jia, even the people under the big tree were extremely disgusting.

Wow! Wow! Township Chief Jia vomited in public without the majestic image of the township chief, and a bubble of surging saliva first gushed out of his mouth, and then a large-scale filth squirted out of his mouth, which looked spectacular and imposing.

Seeing that Township Chief Jia was so wolf-like, the people under the big tree couldn't help but laugh, and the originally strict atmosphere was suddenly dissolved.

"Who did it?" Township Chief Jia straightened up after vomiting for a while, still in shock. With a frightened expression, he squinted at the top of the tree, and asked angrily, "Who did it, shit, stand up for Lao Tzu!" ”

Who did it, do you still need to ask? For Lao Tzu to stand up, can the bird stand up?

"the birds!" Someone really replied. "Township Chief Jia, do you want to arrest the dog bird when the public security bureau comes in a while?"

"Boom!" The people under the big tree burst into laughter.

No matter how you say that Township Chief Jia is also the head of the township with five people and six people, and now he has been hit like this by a few bubbles of bird feces, not only has he lost his identity, but he has also lost a lot of people, the key is that the people of a Ling Village are obvious to all. How can Jia Xiang's long-term love be embarrassed!

Jia Township is on fire, holding his breath, paralyzed, the people under the big tree are people, how could Lao Tzu encounter this matter, after a simple treatment, he stared at Director Chen with a white face. The anger rushed up: "Director Chen, someone openly attacked the township chief of the people's government, as the director of the police station, the township chief was attacked and did not arrest anyone, I want to sue you for inaction!" ”

"Boom!" The people under the big tree suddenly burst into laughter again, obviously they are birds, and Township Chief Jia is just going to say that they are people! In ancient times, Zhao Gao Hall pointed to the deer as a horse, and now there is a large tree in Jia Township to refer to the bird as a person. Township Chief Jia wants to be as famous as the ancients!

Director Chen also wanted to laugh when he saw that Township Chief Jia was dirty, ugly, fierce and disgusting, but he didn't dare to laugh, the township chief was attacked by bird feces under his eyelids, if he laughed and wanted to be dealt with, wouldn't it!

Of course, Director Chen understands the deep meaning of referring to deer as horses and birds as people, he couldn't help laughing, raised his vigilant face and looked at the big tree: "Who threw bird?" He hemp who threw bird poop! If you have the courage to throw you, he will give Lao Tzu down! ”

Township Chief Jia saw Director Chen teasing himself like this, and the fire was not not hot.

"Pounce!" Something white suddenly flew from the tree. Director Chen's sharp eyes and body were fast, his screaming was not good, and his body flashed.

Township Chief Jia was standing beside Director Chen, who was getting angry. I didn't see Bai Huang's bird poop attacking again, and I dodged when I saw Director Chen dodging him, snap! The white shaking thing hit the bridge of the nose of the head of the country, and he was paralyzed, and the head of the village of Jia suddenly became the big white nose of the clown in the stage drama!

The head of Jia Township was angry and scolded the paralyzed dogs,

"Pounce! Strike! Strike! "Bai Huangdong shot at Township Chief Jia, and he was actually targeted by the birds!

Seeing that the situation was not good, Director Chen shouted: "Township Chief Jia, the suspect is secretly making trouble, don't evacuate quickly!" ”

Seeing that the situation was not good, Township Chief Jia hurriedly jumped off the high place and quickly fled with his head in his hands.

Director Chen escorted Township Chief Jia to escape, and Township Chief Jia rushed to Director Chen and said viciously: "It's all you, you don't dare to attack the criminals decisively to cause this situation, I want to write a report to get rid of you!" ”

Director Chen said: "Township Chief Jia, the bird wants to build a nest and lay eggs on the big tree, rest and prolong, the bird also knows that there is no place to live in the big tree, and now it is the man and bird team to harm the head of the Jia township, the situation is complicated, the head of the village Jia still left quickly, I can't take responsibility for the accident!" ”

"Whoever dares to cut down the tree god must first sacrifice the tree god surnamed Jia!" I don't know who shouted.

A group of people roared along: "Whoever dares to cut down the tree god, first sacrifice the tree god surnamed Jia!" ”

Director Chen hurriedly said: "Township Chief Jia, now that people and birds are angry, let's evacuate quickly, the strength of the police station is limited, and you can come back after the Public Security Bureau comes!" ”

With the surname Jia to sacrifice the tree god, of course the head of the village Jia knows that the surname Jia is himself, use him to sacrifice the tree god, first kill the person, and then use the corpse to sacrifice the tree god, this is a horrific event, but the head of the Jia township has the bottom in his heart, now it is the world of the ruling party, he is the ruling party member, the head of the township, no one dares to kill him with the corpse to sacrifice the tree god.

Seeing that Township Chief Jia still didn't leave, Director Chen said: "Township Chief Jia, let's go quickly, once the masses are angered by the law and don't control the people, they sacrifice you to the tree god, even if the public security organs arrest the criminals, it's not worth your life to throw your life here!" ”

Township Chief Jia thought about it, the county public security bureau arrived immediately, there was no need to carry it hard, and then go back and clean up these people.

Seeing that Township Chief Jia agreed to his construction, Director Chen protected Township Chief Jia, and left in the midst of the coaxing of many people.

Everyone under the big tree is excited, excited! The head of the village of Jia wants to cut down the god of the tree, the master does it, the head of the village of Jia has retribution, everyone gathers firewood and the flame is high, everyone gathers under the big tree, and the god of the tree has confidence.

Suddenly, the siren flashed and the police lights flashed, and two small cars and three large trucks rushed to the bottom of the big tree at a gallop.

The director of the public security bureau took the lead in jumping out of the car, and with a wave of his arm, more than 100 public security officers and armed police soldiers jumped out of the three large trucks.

When the public security officers and armed police soldiers saw the people under the big tree, it was like seeing a vicious criminal, and the director of the public security bureau shouted: "A detachment left!" Detachment 2 right! Three-point frontal assault! Quadruple detachments occupy favorable terrain! ”

The public security officers and armed police soldiers are like heavenly soldiers, quickly surround the people under the big tree with the momentum of thunder, and aim their guns at everyone.

Seeing that the first shockwave had been successfully completed, the director of the public security bureau shouted with a smug expression: "Monk arrest first!" Everyone is holding their heads in their hands, not allowed to move, and can only leave the scene after inspection! ”

Wang Zhicai walked up to the director of the public security bureau and showed his ID: "You are Director Hong, right?" I'm from the Provincial Public Security Department! ”

Director Hong was stunned, there was a provincial public security department at the scene, this is something he never thought of, he was stunned and passively took Shu Xiaohai's certificate, and saw that it was the director of the Provincial Public Security Department's High Highway Command Branch Shu Xiaohai, and he couldn't help but be surprised, the people from the provincial department are here, and the police station did not report, isn't the situation reported by Township Chief Jia?

The director of the public security bureau saw the scene, he calmed himself, looked at Shu Xiaohai, and said word by word: "We carry out Secretary Xu's instructions to escort the construction of the high highway, and the leading comrades of the provincial department are better when they come, so let's act at the same time!" ”

Shu Xiaohai looked at the armed police and police officers holding firearms, and said: "Director Hong, weapons are used to deal with criminals, not to deal with the masses, and armed police and police officers are not to suppress the people, please evacuate people first, don't disturb the normal activities of the masses!" ”

Director Hong is a member of the Standing Committee of the county ruling party, secretary of the political and legal committee, director of the public security bureau, Secretary Xu's people, the implementation of Secretary Xu's instructions, although he is afraid of the people in the provincial department, but seeing Shu Xiaohai is so young, he did not put Shu Xiaohai in his eyes at all, said: "The county public security bureau received a report from the masses that there are monks in Ling Village to confuse the public, in a vain attempt to prevent the construction of the high highway, after the county political and legal committee has studied and decided, the high highway is under construction in an extraordinary period, the monks who bewitch the people and the few lawless elements who spread feudal superstition must implement the dictatorship of the proletariat. Since you are the leading comrade of the Provincial Department of High Highway Branch, you should cooperate with our actions! ”

Shu Xiaohai had a calm face, and couldn't help but say: "If you want me to cooperate with Director Hong's work, you must withdraw the armed police and police officers, stop arresting the so-called criminals, and let the masses express their hearts in a legal way!" ”

"What, what did you say?" Director Hong's face changed drastically. "It is legal to engage in feudal superstition!"

Shu Xiaohai looked at Director Hong with strange eyes: "Director Hong got out of the car and didn't do any investigation, how can someone be sure that someone is engaged in feudal superstition?" ”

"Monk, monk engages in feudal superstition!" Director Hong said angrily.

Shu Xiaohai said: "Religious freedom is written into the Constitution! ”

"You!" Director Hong's eyes were staring at Shu Xiaohai, his eyes were sharp, he had never seen a leading comrade openly protect feudal superstition, nor had he ever seen such a young person holding a department-level position in the Provincial Public Security Department, could this person be a criminal pretending to be the leader of the Provincial Public Security Department, "I suspect you ......"

"Director Hong is here! Well done, well done! These people are simply lawless! I heard that Director Hong of the County Public Security Bureau personally led a team to the scene, and Township Chief Jia was so happy that he jumped up and ran from the township government to the ground, and saw that Director Hong and Shu Xiaohai were talking, and he didn't notice the tension between the two, and said, "Director Hong and the comrades of Ronglian Company know each other!" ”

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