After the four concerts of ax, Zhou Xiao returned to the backstage sweating profusely, put down a bunch of things in his hand, and then loosened the two buttons of his shirt, and sat down a little paralyzed. &{}{}

"Tooth failure...... It seems to be a little too high. Zhou Xiao, who was sitting paralyzed in his lounge without an image, thought.

AX held a total of four concerts over four days, and in these four days...... Zhou Xiao is indeed playing a little too high......

Gradually began to get used to being an AKB system, and Zhou Xiao, who had a breakthrough in the relationship with the members, seemed to have suddenly become free, and all kinds of whimsy in his mind emerged one by one, if it was a dead otaku in his previous life, these whimsical ideas were at most just one of his brain holes, and no matter how many brain holes he opened, it was nothing more than staying in the brain hole stage, but now he has the ability to implement these things, which has made his whole person have undergone a huge change, and now he seems to have completely abandoned his reserve as a big star, Completely became a dead otaku who shouted for AKB.

What did the rich and powerful dead otaku Zhou Xiao do? First, he made the AKB girls mnetbsp; AX's MC is actually a famous thing of AKB, especially the MC of 12 and 13 years, and the members are carefully arranged, and they have made a lot of fun and interesting ideas.

But this so-called fun and interesting,It's actually based on "AKB members make zuò's MC", otaku are actually very generous, if you let the funny artists show some jokes of the girls, the rice may not laugh at all, but let the girls perform, but the rice will laugh back and forth, and the difficulty of the two is inherently different.

But after the end of the first day of AX, the AKB members are really having fun with their MCs this time! One by one, interesting jokes and ideas, fully promoting the attributes of the members, and at the same time having a very good interpretation, such a high-quality joke. How the hell did you come to create it!?

It's only the first day, and on the second and third days, the quality of the AKB girls' jokes hasn't decreased in the slightest! It seems that this group of girls who usually don't even say that MC is not good for the rope suddenly learned to go to college, and even after the end of the third day, everyone's biggest expectation of ax has changed from ranking to mnetbsp; What the hell is going on!?

On the fourth day of MC, the answer was finally revealed.

It turned out that all the MCs in these four days were members. Zhou Xiao, the broadcast writer and the funny artist specially invited by Zhou Xiao created it together!

That's right, it's not the members themselves, it's not Zhou Xiao's help, it's the cooperation of the Quartet! And this plan is the first job of the girls who have been in 2oo9 since they entered the year, that is, for the MC of these four days, most of the girls have been practicing for half a month! Even if the girls are busy with work and have half a month of practice. It's enough for them to train their MC level, at least at the level of such a joke!

It is precisely because of this that the girls have swept the four-day joke to a level that is usually difficult to reach!

On the fourth day, after Minami Takahashi and the girls performed the last joke together. She even knelt on the stage and said a little dejectedly: "The jokes of the past four days are too perfect, what should I do if I can't perform such a powerful thing in the future." ”

Takahashi's words also caused the dinner to laugh, and Zhou Xiao also laughed happily offstage, in fact, what Takahashi Nan said also made sense. This joke is really exciting, such a wonderful joke is equivalent to adding a lot of difficulty to the girls' table in the future. If it weren't for Zhou Xiaozai, he would definitely feel that it would be unwise to do so.

But in Zhou Xiao's opinion, even if these girls can no longer show Xiàn so well, at least they must set a height, let them work hard in this direction, just like setting a goal for the girls to chase, the running that has lost the goal and motivation is undoubtedly not as good as the running in pursuit of a certain goal.

Among the excellent MCs of the girls, there are two mnetbsp; One of them is two songs by the group SONE, and the other is from Mariko Shinoda.

Let's talk about this part of Shinoda first, after the end of the song on the third day of ax1oo, the stage darkens a little, only the top of the stage, a light is given by the gaffer, and Shinoda appears there.

It's just that at this time, she didn't wear the performance clothes of the AKB members, but wore a suit with the same style as Zhou Xiao in the audience!

That's right, Zhou Xiao was in the first row under the stage when Shinoda appeared on the stage, and the broadcast director at the scene seemed to have communicated with Shinoda well, and after giving the girl's makeup, he immediately gave the camera to the audience, and Zhou Xiao's surprised face appeared on the big screen.

It's really full of surprise, the girl didn't tell him about the MC content today, let alone say it, even during the rehearsal, Zhou Xiao didn't see it, he didn't know, today's MC rehearsal was specially practiced by Shinoda on the first day of ax rehearsals, and that day's rehearsal was the only day in this net when Zhou Xiao was not there!

During the rehearsal that day, the girls of AKB and most of the staff except Zhou Xiao also watched Shinoda's performance, so the entire backstage was equivalent to Zhou Xiao not knowing at all, and these people deceived him together.

Shinoda stood at the top of the stage, glanced at the stage below with a pretentious look, and then took out a piece of paper from his suit pocket and said, "Let's announce the AKB48 spring personnel change arrangement!" ”

"Hahahaha!" The audience instantly laughed and leaned back and forth!

Imitating a person or something, in fact, the most important thing is to exaggerate a person's habits, the characteristics of the person being imitated may not be so obvious, but as long as you exaggerate enough, people will feel that you are indeed very similar to that person.

For example, Andy Lau's trill, Adu's hoarse voice, Atsuko Maeda's nasal voice, Yuko Oshima's pleats, and Mayu Watanabe's expression are all the same.

Shinoda and Zhou Xiao can also be regarded as having "competed" in the same "venue", when it comes to the whole AKB, the people who are most familiar with Zhou Xiao are probably her and Yuko Oshima, standing at the top of the stage, she doesn't need too many acting skills and lines at all, just with two small actions, you can see that she is very similar to Zhou Xiao.

Shinoda began to say that she had a personnel transfer in the spring.

"AKB48 will form a new sister group. stf48, stf48 members, Zhou Xiao, Togasaki, Shunji Yuasa, Shinobu Chinonobu, Kyoko Nishiyama...... "Every time Shinoda pronounces the name of a member, it is accompanied by the laughter of the audience meals, and on the big screen above her head, photos of "members" are being typed out with her announcement. The vast majority of the meals that come to see AX are AKB core meals, and the natural familiarity with these staff members can't be more familiar, so how can you not be happy to see these people being spoofed as members of "STF48".

STF48's single is ...... "Baby! baby！ baby！ 》！ After announcing all the members, Shinoda continued.

The laughter of the rice was even louder, "Baby! baby！ baby！ This song was a work that did not appear in AKB48's normal single sales list due to contract disputes in the previous life, but this work actually has a very important position in AKB's history, because this is the first time AKB has established the so-called "summer single" song, the so-called summer single, the core is the big selection lineup, cheerful style. And...... Swimsuit!

So, on the top of Shinoda's head, "Baby! baby！ baby！ and the other ones laughed. The girls' avatars on the cover have been replaced with the faces of the STF48 members!

A middle-aged uncle with a lot of oil hair all the year round, a fat female woman with a big face who can fit Shinoda's three faces, a half-white aunt, and a specially selected photo of Zhou Xiao who is very ugly and broken. I don't know if this photo is Shinoda's own PS.,In short,The PS result of the whole photo is very clumsy and ugly.。 But this effect is exactly what everyone likes to see, and after Shinoda came out for MC, it caused the biggest laugh ever at this moment!

Zhou Xiao in the audience saw that many OTAs around him couldn't straighten up with laughter!

In fact, this kind of spoof was not uncommon in previous and present lives and even in Japan in previous years, but Shinoda seems to have taken advantage of the advantage of such a spoof for the first time, which succeeded in amusing the rice and won the best time so far. Shinoda's spoof is not over, next, she also announced that AKB will establish a new sister group in "Nebros Gula Luffamia", one of the members of Group K is actually an orangutan, Takahashi Minami actually wears the inner height, and some members witnessed in the background that Airi Suzuki is changing the battery for Mayu Watanabe and other group changes and even news, each of which makes the following rice laugh more than once, especially when he stands on the stage and is serious, not smiling, it is even more unbearable, Shinoda's MC can be said to have won the essence of comedy, and only such a serious performance is called comedy if it is not to make yourself laugh but to laugh at the audience first.

The performance on the third day of ax played a considerable role in the meal group because of Shinoda's MC, this night, Zhou Xiao now almost everyone on the forum participated in the discussion of Shinoda MC, not only that, Shinoda's table Xiàn even made the ordinary Japanese entertainment circle outside the AKB circle notice, not long after AX, Shinoda received invitations to several variety shows, Japanese variety shows are like this, as long as you have a gimmick, you will be invited to go, of course how about your table Xiàn, Whether you can come out is up to you.

Regardless of whether AKB operations are worried about whether they want to agree to let Shinoda star, after all, spoofing Zhou Xiao on a variety show does not match her established personal image, let's talk about Shinoda first, AX's performance on the fourth day of SONE.

This performance is an idea that Zhou Xiao personally provided to the four girls.

It stands to reason that if only Zhou Xiao sang "Color", the girls would not be able to perform this song, because what they really imitated was actually zone.

But in today's history, in fact, Zone also sang the song "Color".

Here's the thing, in 2oooo years, when Zhou Xiao first debuted, the two songs included in the first single were "Little Love" and "Serene" didn't sing this song, and because Zhou Xiao was not particularly pushed by being at the time, he naturally didn't get the original resources of Zone in his previous life, Zone can really sing this song because a year later TBS's lunchtime drama "Children's War", this work is preparing to produce the third part of Zuò a year later. The producer of the TV series likes Zhou Xiao's "Color" very much, and thinks it fits the theme of the whole drama very much, but Zhou Xiao's male voice and interpretation are a little inappropriate, so after finding Zhou Xiao and stating this regret, he quickly got his recommendation, and found Zone to arrange the new music and cover this work.

In other words, although "Color" has become one of Zhou Xiao's debut songs, it has not affected Zone to sing this song, but because Zhou Xiao has sung it before, and now they are covers, they have lost a certain amount of sales.

Therefore, it is understandable that Minami Minegishi pointed out that Rino Hara and other four girls who happened to be the generation of "Children's War" sang this song.

The completion of this song under Zhou Xiao's arrangement is much better. And most importantly, although there are still a lot of funny Cheng dù, this song is sung without making Miho Miyazaki's voice go over to Minami, and even drown Minami, which is actually very surprising, and it can perfectly interpret the excellent singing voice of the whole song.

This made the rice laugh and at the same time was also very amazing, Feng Annan's interpretation of this song is really very good, and her voice is particularly suitable for this song.

After the singing, the audience did not hesitate to applaud after laughing, which was arranged for the show. At the same time, it is also an interpretation of Feng Annan, and while performing this funny short play, she did contribute a good song.

The four girls on the stage had no intention of getting off the stage, Feng Annan held the microphone and said, "Our performance today." Brother Zhou Xiao gave great support, in addition to this song, he also provided us with a song! ”

"Oooo The rice people were surprised, what is the other song?

"First then. Please help the staff to bring up the props! Mi Jiang Feng Annan said.

Following her orders, the staff began to move props upwards, and as the staff appeared. The diners all shouted, because now, the staff brought up a set of band instruments!

The drum kit, guitar, bass, which were not actually used in the original "Color", are the four girls of the Completely Air Band really going to use these instruments!?

The people were very excited, only those who had actually played the instrument frowned and watched the staff move things up, yes, the staff did bring up the guitar and bass drum kit, but if they really wanted to play, in fact, it was not just these things that should be brought up.

In addition to these conspicuous instruments, those large and small speakers and effects must also be configured and brought up together, you send four instruments, and the electric guitar and electric bass are all not almost a hair band!

Of course, the four girls couldn't hear the roar in the hearts of these people, and each of them played a musical instrument, among which Kitahara Riying sat directly at the drum kit, and a close-up hit it, and the people who had played the band sprayed it even more, and what Kitahara Riying was holding in his hand was not the drum stick of the drum kit at all, but two soft, foam-like things!

With this thing, if you please beat the drum, you must have practiced profound internal skills!

Mi-chan began to speak: "Please listen below, "女々しくて" ("Sissy")! ”

The music is on!

That's right, the four girls sang the song that would become popular throughout Japan in the future!

The original song was actually sung by the Golden Explosion Band, although the Golden Explosion Band sang the 2o11 version, but in fact, this song has been completed in the second half of 2oo9 but the arrangement is slightly different.

However, now the Golden Explosion Band obviously can't sing like this anymore, because Zhou Xiao gave this song to sone in advance!

The quality of the song "Female 々しくて" is actually quite good, catchy and very brainwashing, but Zhou Xiao knows very well that what really makes this song popular is the crazy and interesting stage performance form of the air band's golden explosion.

Naturally, the three girls from AKB can't all copy the performance style of the Golden Explosion group, but they can edit according to this style, and add some girl-specific cuteness while reducing a little madness, but this direction will never go wrong!

So, after carefully choreographing the four girls, the AKB version of "Female 々しくて" is officially released!

Good to hear, brainwashing! Halfway through the song, everyone understood that the musical instruments of the four girls were just decorations, and Siei Kitahara, who didn't see the drum kit, had already stood up and started to beat? And in the song, they inherited the style of the golden explosion in the previous life, and the four girls pulled the Nolu Kayo of Group K from the young altar and pulled her up very strongly...... A scale!

On the big screen at the scene, Yelu's weight figure of 63.7kg was clearly played at this moment!

The audience burst into laughter, for a girl, especially a girl like Nolu Jiadai, her weight of almost 13o pounds was made public, this is too ugly, right? The performances of these four girls are simply so funny! (To be continued!)

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