"Master Ji, do you have an urgent need to urinate or do you want to?" Tang Shuxing looked at Ji Kefeng, who was trembling all over.

Ji Kefeng waved his hand, trying to squeeze out a smile. Ethan looked at him, shook his head and said with a wry smile: "I know, you are here to comfort me, in fact, she is not good-looking at all, Brother Tang was right before, she is indeed like a piece of, and it is a piece of thrown on the side of the road that dogs will not eat, and there will be maggots and worms, but it is such a piece of that gave me a new life and founded Meilin Temple." With that, Ethan jumped on the table again and raised the pirate flag.

Tang Shuxing and Gu Huaiyi hurriedly clapped their hands, with tears in their eyes, Ji Kefeng saw that the two of them could pretend to be one by one, so they hurriedly tried to cry, but they couldn't cry, so they simply reached out and pinched their thighs, and they couldn't wait to pull out the dagger and stab themselves.

"Beauty used to be my nanny, a few years older than me, but she was upright and upright, and then we were separated because of the government's attack, and that night, she was brutal and inhumane by government soldiers......" Ethan's tears welled up.

Ji Kefeng, Tang Shuxing, and Gu Huaiyi all looked at him dumbfounded, and then looked at the photo in his hand-Hey! Those government troops must be blind, right? Otherwise, both eyes have their own PS.

"Years later, when I was adrift at sea, I met her again, and at that time she was already the leader of a gang of pirates, and the day I met her, she accepted me and told me that since the day she became my nanny, she fell in love with me deeply, and I couldn't extricate myself, in fact, I thought that I might be able to make a comeback with her, so I agreed to her request and had sex with her." Ethan said as he lowered the pirate flag and sat down, his face melancholy.

And her cave room? What a horrible experience! When made into a movie, it is sure to be the best horror film of the century. Tang Shuxing suddenly felt that Ethan's image had become taller, and Ji Kefeng also admired Ethan's spirit of sacrificing a qiē in order to achieve his goal from the bottom of his heart.

Gu Huaiyi raised his hand and grabbed Ethan's shoulder, nodded vigorously, signaled him to be stronger, and continued.

Ethan patted Gu Huaiyi's palm, smiled and nodded, indicating that he was fine, and then said: "In this cabin, I will sit here, she slowly took off her clothes, then knelt on the ground, slowly, very gently pulled my pants down to her ankles, and then buried her head down......"

Feed! Why are you telling the details! I don't want to listen! If you keep talking, I'm going to puncture my eardrum, help! Ji Kefeng trembled again.

"Okay, this is your privacy, Captain, no need to say details, we just know that you are still alive." Tang Shuxing raised his hand to stop Ethan from talking.

"It's okay, you're your own people, I don't care." Ethan shook his head vigorously.

it! If you dare to continue, I will definitely beat you to death! Alive! Kill! Tang Shuxing shouted in his heart, and raised his hand again: "Actually, everyone is about the same when they do that thing. ”

"No!" Ethan shook his head, "She's different, she has a lot of tricks, good skills, and she also integrates kung fu in it, I was completely shocked!" ”

Feed! You're a vibrator, aren't you? Stop it! Ji Kefeng looked around to see if there was anything that could directly stun Ethan......

"Forget it, I won't say it, so as not to make you uncomfortable, my girl here is not good-looking, you will definitely not look down on it, they are all men, I understand, I understand, don't be embarrassed." Ethan had an understanding look on his face.

In Ji Kefeng's mind, he was already desperately hitting the wall: Why are you so sure that we will react when we listen to the details of you and that piece of!?

"Later, my piracy career became smooth sailing, with the assistance of the beautiful woman, the team gradually grew, but we can no longer return to land, can only drift on the sea permanently, no fixed place, but the beauty has always hoped that we can have a home of their own, hope to give all the men a home, but no matter which island we go to, even if it is a desert island with no people, the navy will chase us and kill us all, because now we are left in this sea area and a small number of pirates depend on each other, so we made an agreement, mutual non-aggression and peaceful coexistence, whoever discovers the merchant ship first, others will definitely not interfere, and it has been safe for many years. Ethan took a deep breath.

Then Ethan turned to look at the map: "The good days didn't last long, in the process of breaking out of the naval encirclement, the beautiful woman was hit by a cannonball, and she died without timely medical treatment......"

You're finally free, it's time for the story to come to an end, right? Black screen! Cast subtitles! Bastard! Tang Shuxing looked at Ethan and thought, but there were still tears slipping through the corners of his eyes.

The death of the beauty made Ethan feel very stimulated. Of course, like all bloody novels, TV series and movies, before the beauty died, Ethan promised her to take good care of herself, and at the same time told him that there was actually a place called the dragon's lair, which was a dark island, which would not float on the sea on weekdays, and went in from the top of the dark island, and there was a deep underwater cave below, in which boats could be docked, and the boat could only come and go freely by the tide, and would not be swallowed by the sea, it was an absolute hiding place, but to find this dark island, you must find the underwater dragon's lair map, And with the dragon horn found in Malacca that year.

After the beauty explained this qiē, she closed her eyes and died in Ethan's arms, Ethan was furious and ordered a duel with the navy, but in the end she was outnumbered, and she could only take people to escape quickly, and she drifted for half a month before she escaped the navy's tracking.

"For half a month, we had nothing to eat, nothing to drink, we could only drink urine and eat...... Ethan said through gritted teeth, and was interrupted by Tang Shuxing.

Don't talk about you eating or anything like that! Tang Shuxing clenched his fists, shook his head and sighed: "It's too miserable, what happened later?" How did you find out about that map? ”

"That's a coincidence." "Half a month later, we came across a dinghy whose owner had survived a stormed ocean-going freighter, and when we found him, there was a Bengal tiger on board besides him! ”

Hey? So familiar with the plot? Tang Shuxing was stunned, Ji Kefeng was almost choked by saliva, and Gu Huaiyi trembled.

"The boy said that he was Indian, and his family was going to the United States, but he was shipwrecked, and he managed to survive, but it was because of that boy that I got this map by the way." Ethan had a smile on his face.

it! You don't just rub the plot of the movie directly into your story, okay? Do you think we don't watch movies? You bastard! Shut up! You're a liar at all! Tang Shuxing looked at Ethan's smug expression in amazement.

"Actually, I made up the paragraph just now, mainly because I like the "Young Forrest Gump's Shawshank Fantasy Experience" too much, but the truth is not like that, I'm sorry, I lied to you." Ethan had a mixture of smug and embarrassed expressions on his face.

Feed! It's "Life of Pi", not the redemption of the teenager Forrest Gump or Shawshank! That's three different movies, okay! Tang Shuxing trembled, still with a smile on his face, he also picked up the cup and was about to smash Ethan, but found that Ji Kefeng had already grabbed it in his hand, and Gu Huaiyi kept staring at the dagger on Ethan's waist. I'll go, and there are people who can't stand it even if they are crazy.

"The truth is, we came across a merchant ship, and because we were hungry and thirsty, we simply planned to rob it, and who knew that when we boarded the ship, we found that all the people in the shipload were dead! No, it should be said that the original ship was full of dead people! Ethan's face sank, biting his fingernails, and slowly raising his eyes, Tang Shuxing found that his eyes were full of fear, "It's a dead man's ship, you know?" Dead man's ship! Everybody was chained to the cabin, and those people were rotting and covered in holes, but they were still alive and struggling, and I guess that thing should be called zombies, right? Right! It's a zombie! Definitely, yes. ”

Ji Kefeng and Tang Shuxing glanced at each other, and their first reaction was: walking corpses.

"The Walking Dead, that's the Walking Dead, and the Zombie is just a collective term for all the Walking Dead." Gu Huaiyi leaned next to him and smiled, "Go on, I'm suddenly very interested." ”

After Ethan boarded the ship with his men, they were horrified after discovering a large number of walking corpses on the ship, they had heard a lot of rumors when they were fighting the government army in the jungle, but they had never encountered it, and they didn't expect to encounter such a ship full of zombies at sea, obviously someone deliberately tied up these zombies, why did they do this?

Most of Ethan's men were reluctant to search the ship, preferring to go back and starve, but Ethan felt that there was only one way to die if he drifted any further, so it was better to simply look on the ship, even if there was a little food and water, it would allow them to support them for a while longer.

Ethan got into the cockpit of the merchant ship and waved his men to search, but no one came forward after waving for a long time, turned his head to see that there was no figure behind him, turned to the deck, and saw that all his men were praying on the tattered pirate ship, and I didn't know whether they were praying for his safety or for him to be killed by the walking dead.

"A bunch of mad and conscienceless bastards!" Ethan pointed at the people below and cursed for a while, then shook his head and went in to search for food and water.

It stands to reason that there should be on this ship, and if there are no living people to drive the ship, how can the ship come here? Because this merchant ship is not ordinarily large, it is unlikely that it will drift out of the port, and it is not reasonable to sail to the open sea and then leave by ship. With this in mind, Ethan began to search carefully, and finally found a large number of cans and drinking water in the machine shop behind the cockpit.

At this time, Ethan was more excited to discover these things than he was to find gold, and he slashed with a knife, cut down a can and grabbed it and ate it, not even knowing that his hand had been cut. After eating for a while, Ethan noticed that something was wrong in the repair room, and when he opened the pile of cans, he found a highly decomposed corpse lying inside, but his eyes were still moving.

Ethan is a pirate or a former guerrilla, and although he is not of the absolute ruthless type, he has also experienced all kinds of battles, large and small, and without saying a word, he will slash at the rotting corpse with a knife......