Chapter 383

After everyone sat down, they introduced themselves first, and they were busy treating the disease after the occasion was not good to introduce just now. Now sit down and greet each other.

When Ni Baohong poured wine, Fang's father shook his head and said, "I don't drink when I drink and make mistakes." ”

Don't drink, then smoke, Ni Baohong scooped out his good cigarettes, Ni Hongyi shook his head, "Director Fang doesn't smoke." ”

"Ah, it's really rare in officialdom to not smoke or drink." Ni Baohong was surprised, the person in the officialdom was not an alcohol test, it was wonderful

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"Why doesn't my dad drink or smoke, that's amazing to you." Fang Monan raised her eyebrows, her clear eyes were calm, but everyone knew that it was an illusion, and no one would think she was a child.

"Of course I'm surprised, I've heard that township-level cadres are basically fed with wine and meat, and rural cadres are basically fists and feet," Ni Baohong said with a smile. "All of them are alcohol tests." He quipped. "I've heard that the most feared thing at the banquet is the person who is an official, haven't you heard that the official is crushed to death at the first level, he drinks a drink, you have to scoop the wine to toast him, if he drinks, you drink a glass to him, it is not a loss to drink at this kind of banquet, you must be careful, the leader drinks and he eats vegetables, this person must not be happy; If the leader toasts him and doesn't do it, this person's progress will definitely be slow; The leader picks up the dishes and turns the wheel, this person definitely doesn't want to do it. That's why Ni Baohong was surprised

"The second son is such a big person, and he doesn't have any sense of proportion." Ni Hongyi said with a gloomy face, and didn't look at the occasion. How can there be such a scoop of hearsay and nonsense.

"Big brother" Ni Baohong looked at him, shrunk his neck and muttered, "I'm not wrong." ”

Fang Monan took a sip of water and said slowly, "Some people say that wine is a man's culture, and tea is a woman's culture; Wine is the culture of war, and tea is the culture of peace. That's true. Mixed in officialdom and had to deal with alcohol. ”

Liuzi rotated the wine glass in his hand, and said in a deep voice with introverted black eyes, "The Chinese people are hospitable, especially the ancients said that there is no banquet without wine, the so-called hospitality with wine, Buddha without wine is disrespectful to the guests, and it seems that the best way to express friendship is to toast." For example, let's not talk about red and white happy events, when the brothers are happy together, it is necessary to drink, when you encounter a happy thing, please invite three friends and four friends to congratulate you must be drinking, when you are upset, find a few people to chat and drink, men invite confidants, women invite confidants, do you say you don't drink?"

"Yes, yes, you can't do without wine everywhere." Li Yi nodded.

Fang Monan slandered in his heart: As for the wine culture in the officialdom, it is even more famous, the subordinates invite the superiors to drink, the superiors go to the lower to inspect the work and drink, ask someone to drink when there is something, and the banquet in the officialdom is a special occasion to win over the gang to show themselves. There is also a rumor among the people about drinking that you can drink half a catty and drink eight taels, which is worthy of the people and the party, and that you can drink eight taels of one catty, and that the people are sorry for the party.

The wheels in front of the restaurant rang, and a group of people came, and they all said that they couldn't drink when they entered the door, and the cup was seven or eight taels.

If you want to be the governor, give the stomach to the party.

Township cadres drink liquor, play white slips, and speak vernacular; county-level cadres drink beer and wear leather clothes; Knowing cadres to drink red wine, hugging red skirts to receive red envelopes; Ministerial-level cadres drink foreign wine, make foreign fortunes, and soak foreign girls. Thinking about it, Fang Menan laughed.

"Laugh at something, say it, everyone has fun together." The sixth son looked at Fang Monan alone, and said happily and reluctantly. "It is better to be happy alone than to be happy with all."

"Oh," Fang Manan said back to his senses, "I remembered some slippery words." ”

"Oh, let's hear it." Li Yi's eyes narrowed, and he was interested.

Fang Monan shook his head and said slowly, "Drinking wine is like drinking soup, this person is in business and commerce." Drinking like drinking water is definitely in the construction committee.

There will be no bottle left per capita, and the work must be in finance.

Drinking does not need to be persuaded to be sure in court.

Raise a glass and take a dry mouth, it must be public security.

One can do two, two, five, this person must be in the land. ”

"Haha······ It's so interesting, I'll definitely go back and check it out to see if it's accurate. ”

"Nannan, what are you talking about," Fang's father rubbed her head dotingly.

"I also heard it, and when the two of you have surveyed, you must tell me if it is accurate." Fang Monan's apricot eyes bent into crescent moon with a smile.

"What's so coke-like about this, there's more to the toast." Fang Menan continued,

"Excited heart trembling hands, I toast the leader, the leader doesn't drink and thinks I'm ugly.

Feelings are not iron 7 iron 1, then you are not afraid of stomach bleeding 1 feelings are not deep 7 deep 1 then you are not afraid of hanging needles 1" Fang Monan said as soon as he said that everyone was amused, "What to laugh at This is not the most classic, the most classic is that the Tang poems and Song words are used in the words of persuasion to drink, 'The court speech is between the white emperor and the clouds, half a catty and eight taels are idle.

On the afternoon of hoeing day, sweat drops into the soil. Three glasses of wine in a row, deep love and not bitterness.

The sunrise river flowers are red, and the gentleman must drink the wine.

The bright moonlight in front of the bed is suspected to be frost on the ground. Raise a glass to the door and drink a double.

I don't know when I sleep in spring, and I smell birds everywhere. Raise a glass and ask Xiu, how much should I drink

When I left home as a young man, I will ask Xiu to accompany me with this cup.

Wine and confidant drink'Poetry to the people, Baichuan to the East China Sea'When to toast again'Don't drink now' Sadness in the future"

"Haha......" Everyone laughed, and the emotions that had been nervous just now relaxed. Ni Hongyi glanced at Fang Monan meaningfully.

Fang Monan seemed to feel his eyes and nodded to him, his eyes were calm, peaceful, clear, warm and sincere. Fang Monan slandered in her heart, how could a person who was mixed with officialdom have such clear and bright eyes, she shook her head in her heart funny.

"What's in this, some of them are lyrics." Fang Monan's little face was serious, without the slightest smile, and continued, "Lu saw that it was uneven and roared, who will drink if you don't drink."

Show your skills in the place of danger, take action when it's time to shoot, buddy Qiu and I have a drink.

Get together as close friends, let go and drink a glass of comfortable wine.

A big river has wide waves, and we'll do it with this cup.

The east wind blows the war drums, who is afraid of whom when drinking today

In order for guests to drink well, they must drink it first.

Sky blue, sea blue, cup by cup down.

There is no cloud in the sky and there is a drought in the ground, and the cup just now cannot be counted. ”

The sixth son patted Fang Menan's shoulder and said with a smile, "It can really be described as 'rats gnawing on tea bowls, and their mouths are porcelain.'" ”

Li Yi slapped the table with a smile, "Is there anything to stop the wine?" ”

"There are also people who block alcohol," Fang Monan said with a smile, "The amount of alcohol is not high, and I am afraid of embarrassment, so I don't drink alcohol if I restrain myself."

Thousands of rivers and mountains are always love, and this cup will not work if you don't drink it

A big river has wide waves, and this glass of wine says that you can't do anything

I laugh at how crazy the world is, and how arrogant it is to drink excessively.

The friendship between gentlemen is as light as water, and it is also beautiful to replace wine with tea.

Two yellow orioles sing green willows, eat more vegetables and drink less.

Hold the steering wheel in your hand and travel safely. Peace every day, not a drop of wine.

The wine is poured into the white porcelain cup, and the host's hospitality is known to me, and the safety of drunk driving is not guaranteed, and it is also hearty to replace wine with tea.

In addition, these are given to married people. Fang Monan looked at Fang's father and said, "The sun is at the end of the mountain, and the Yellow River flows into the sea." When I go out, my wife and children ask that one cup is enough.

When I came, my wife explained, drink less to eat more food, the situation is not good, and I will come back after a few trips.

Wine is strong and intimidating, and you have to obey your wife.

When I went out, my wife confessed that I drank less and talked more about food, and I couldn't reach it and stood up. If you lose, we won't drink, and if you win, we won't be able to finish eating. ”

"Hey······ hey" Liuzi knew that the latter words were obviously said to the only married man present, Fang's father.

"Where did the ghost girl come from so many sets." Dad Fang smiled and patted her head. "Your dad doesn't drink alcohol, so you don't need your mother to explain."

Fang Monan's gag, it seems that everyone is almost recovered, although there is no danger, there is no problem on the face, I am not sure how to be afraid After all, I was pointed at a gun, and there are always some bad shadows in my heart. Laugh and laugh like this to help you sleep.

"Okay, let's eat quickly, I'll let you talk about it, the food is cold." Fang's mother said with a smile.

The meals are very rich, worthy of being the chef of the big hotel, making Yu cuisine, and the big night is a good digestible meal. Orchid tofu, sweet and sour soft carp baked noodles, shredded chicken with silver buds, red dates and yam skewers with honey sauce, steamed fried fish shredded head and tail, fried lion's head, slippery fish fillet.

Yu cuisine, as a representative of the culinary civilization of the Central Plains, is located in Kyushu and has been adhering to the basic tradition of Chinese cooking: neutrality and harmony. "Middle" means that Yu cuisine is not east, west, south, or north, but lives in the east, west, north and south; Not too sweet, not too salty, not too spicy, not too sour, but between sweet, salty, sour and spicy, seek its peace, seek its light. "Harmony" refers to the dissolution of the east, west, north and south as a whole, for the unification, the dissolution of sweet, salty, sour and spicy for a tripod and seek a taste, and seek a harmony. Harmony is the foundation of the culinary culture of the Central Plains and the foundation of Chinese civilization.

"Good" everyone stopped talking, the dishes were ready, and they ate. After Ni Baohong and Fang's father finished eating, they put down their chopsticks, and the three small ones were still working hard.

This amount of food is really eye-opening and jaw-dropping, it can eat more than a young man like them, Fang's mother and Fang's father are obviously used to it, and they are not shocked.

Li Yi stabbed Fang's father with his fingers, "Do the three of them usually eat so much at home?"

"Hmm," Fang's father nodded, "He's busy and active, so he has to replenish his energy." He gave a brief explanation of why they were so active.

The six sons suddenly realized that this learning of martial arts is really not something that can be achieved overnight, and they can compete with adults, and others have worked hard. There is no other skill in the world that can be easily obtained.

After Fang Monan finished eating, he put down the dishes and chopsticks, and was not in a hurry to leave, but sat for a while, consumed his food, and went upstairs to sleep.

"I don't drink or smoke, so do I mind if I smoke Seeing Dad Fang shook his head, Ni Baohong knocked out a cigarette, and Liuzi and Li Yi also knocked out a cigarette.

On the spot, swallowing clouds and spitting smoke, cigarettes curling, Fang's father and Fang Menan glanced at each other, 'Teng, stood up at once, and snatched the cigarette rolls from the mouths or hands of the six sons.

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"Hey, what are you doing" Ni Baohong's eyes widened, and he said dissatisfiedly, wanting to say something more, but was stopped by his eldest brother Ni Hongyi.

Because Ni Hongyi also felt that Fang Zhengping's father and daughter were too abnormal, scooped up the cigarette roll, didn't smoke, and took it apart directly.

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