At the beginning of September, although it has begun autumn, but the autumn tiger is still fierce, the weather is extremely hot, Yicheng Railway Station is crowded with people carrying large bags and small bags, the huge waiting room is like a big steamer, people are sweating like rain, wet and sticky, many people are irritable on their faces.

It is the beginning of the new year of college, and many students, accompanied by their parents, are waiting for the beginning of their new life with some trepidation and excitement.

Wang Zheng sat bored on the chair, pedaling flip-flops, wearing washed white pants and undershirts, holding magazines in his hand as a fan and constantly fanning, looking at all kinds of passengers, Wang Zheng was really depressed.

Originally, he lived freely in the countryside, farming, fishing, and teasing the little girl who loved to blush in the village when he had nothing to do, but the damn old man broke his comfortable life with a phone call, and he couldn't refuse this old man who watched him grow up, so Wang Zheng stepped on the train to the capital.

"It's so aggrieved, it's so fresh, this old man actually asked me to be a bodyguard for a chick, and I don't know whose chick is so blessed." To put it bluntly, the bodyguard is a male nanny, and he must be called by the employer, which makes Wang Zheng feel a little unhappy, but he has nowhere to vent.

finally got to the ticket check, the train was even more crowded, the carriage was overcrowded, Wang Zheng spent a lot of effort, and finally squeezed to his seat.

"Dude, give way, this is my seat."

A boy with black-rimmed glasses and dressed as a college student was sitting in the seat that should have belonged to Wang Zheng, with a flattering smile on his face, saying something to the girl next to him.

And the girl obviously didn't like to deal with this glasses man, and her answers were very perfunctory.

What made Wang Zheng feel unhappy was that the man with glasses obviously heard his words, raised his head and glanced at himself with disdain, but ignored it and continued to offer a flattering smile to the girl next to him.

"This kid is really ...... It's so ignorant. Seeing this, Wang Zheng's unhappiness in his heart disappeared a lot, and the corners of his mouth pulled up a playful arc.

"This classmate, this is my seat, please give way." Wang Zheng rarely began to be polite.

The man with glasses raised his head again, looked at Wang Zheng from top to bottom with disdain, and then took out a hundred yuan from his wallet and said, "Countryman, give you a hundred yuan to buy your seat." ”

The girl also saw the gesture of the man with glasses, and a trace of disgust crossed her eyebrows, but she didn't say anything.

"A hundred, so many?" Wang Zheng looked flattered and stupid.

"I haven't seen the world, so I don't want to take it quickly!" The man with glasses said impatiently. Wang Zheng, a countryman, disturbed his pickling time, which made him very unhappy.

"But I like this even more!" Wang Zheng smiled, didn't take the money, but reached out and grabbed the Iphone4S in the glasses man's hand, threw it hard, and threw it directly to the other end of the carriage!

The whole carriage was crowded, and the mobile phone was thrown so far that it disappeared into the crowd!

"How can you, a redneck, snatch my phone, look like a robber. Like a robber, he is not a good person at first glance! The man with glasses stood up angrily and yelled at Wang Zheng.

Wang Zheng shrugged his shoulders and said indifferently: "If you don't pick it up again, it is estimated that your mobile phone will be gone." ”

The man with glasses glared at Wang Zheng fiercely, and then squeezed towards the other end of the carriage, this is the mobile phone he just bought, an absolute pickle girl, you can't lose it like this.

Wang Zheng smiled gloatingly, sat down directly in his seat, and said to himself: "Stinky boy, we countrymen are not easy to bully. ”

Many of the passengers crowded around let out a good-natured laugh, and the behavior of no one in the glasses man just now really made them feel uncomfortable, although Wang Zheng's approach was rude, but it was really relieving.

The girl next to her also smiled, turned her face to Wang Zheng and said, "You are so interesting." ”

This girl is wearing a pink T-shirt on her upper body, her long hair is tied into a ponytail, and she is wearing khaki shorts on her lower body, her exposed calves are as white as lotus roots, white, her eyes are big, and she looks very delicate.

"Meet me, my name is Su Huan, a sophomore at Capital Medical University. Thank you for getting rid of that pesky guy. This girl named Su Huan smiled and her eyebrows were crooked, very sweet and beautiful.

"My name is Wang Zheng."

Su slowly found that the man in the pants and undershirt did not look as rude and casual as what he was wearing, and if he scraped off the messy stubble, his appearance could even be called quite delicate, and his smile was quite kind.

It has to be said that, in general, men and women are in appearance associations.

"You redneck, you robber. Robbers! The man with glasses finally squeezed over from the other end of the car, brandishing his phone with the cracked screen, and scolded angrily.

A mischievous smile flashed at the corner of Wang Zheng's mouth: "If you dare to say more, believe it or not, I'll throw you out?" What happened to the rednecks? Without us countrymen, what do you eat and drink, counting up to three generations are farmers, who are you disgusting here? That face looks like a pig's kidney with glasses, and I'm embarrassed to pick up a girl, believe it or not, Lao Tzu beat you so that your parents don't know you? ”

"With such a dirty mouth, is this the quality of you countrymen? After all, he is a migrant worker with no education! The man with glasses was a little timid, but he still didn't give in.

"Occupy my seat and talk to me about quality, you are also worthy? Don't talk about me, just the old and young masters in this carriage, who can you compare to in quality? ”

In addition to the students who started school, there were many migrant workers in the carriage, and the words of the glasses man had already provoked the anger in their hearts.

"You wait, you wait." The man with glasses became the target of everyone, trembling with anger, pointing at Wang Zheng and saying, "When you get to the capital, I'll find someone to clean you up!" A country man with no quality and no tutor! ”

"Don't wait until the capital, I'll pack you up now." Wang Zheng grinned and looked very happy.

Wang Zheng took off his flip-flops, waved them, and shouted demonstratively: "If you dare to say one more word, I will fan you into a pig's head." ”

The man with glasses is obviously the type who bullies the soft and is afraid of the hard, as if he was really afraid that the flip-flops in Wang Zheng's hand would fan down, the corners of his mouth moved, but he didn't dare to make a sound again.

"Look at people with colored glasses, such people deserve a lesson." Su slowly pursed his lips, looking very good-looking: "Wang Zheng, do you go to school or travel to the capital?" ”

Wang Zheng shook his head: "No, I'm here to work in the capital." ”

The man with glasses spoke up again unrepentantly: "Work? You're a migrant worker, aren't you? Still working? Where are you moving bricks? Do you want me to introduce you to a job as a security guard? ”

Wang Zheng looked at the man with glasses with disdain, stood up and walked to his side, his lips moved, as if he whispered something.

The man with glasses said with some confusion: "What did you just say?" Say it louder, I didn't hear clearly. ”

Wang Zheng looked a little impatient and said, "I said you peed your pants, handsome guy!" ”

Wang Zheng's shout attracted everyone's attention, and everyone unconsciously turned their eyes to the crotch of the man with glasses!

"You!" The man with the eyes yells, but he still instinctively looks at his crotch!

It doesn't matter if you look at it, the glasses man's yellow slacks are already wet, and the crotch is still dripping wet!

Wang Zheng covered his nose and said with a disgusted expression: "It smells so bad! How old are you still peeing your pants! ”

Everyone covered their mouths and noses, the carriage was originally closed, not ventilated, a peculiar smell came out from the crotch of the glasses man, and then spread rapidly, the passengers near the glasses man quickly retreated, their faces were full of disgust, for fear that the smell would stick to themselves!

"It's a shame, I can't even control my own peeing!"

"Go to another carriage, let's not get smoked!"

"Peeing his pants in public on the train, does this person have any quality! There is no public morality! ”

"He doesn't have the quality in the first place!"

"Hurry up and take a picture and post it on Weibo!" Many people have already pulled out their phones and pointed them at the crotch of the man with glasses.

"Oh my God! How so! ”

The man with glasses has clearly felt that somewhere in his body is dripping uncontrollably, and he has clamped. I tightened my legs, but I couldn't hold it back!

"Shame on the dead!" As soon as the man with glasses looked up, he suddenly saw Wang Zheng's eyes full of disgust, contempt and schadenfreude, and suddenly he wanted to die, howled miserably, covered his crotch and squeezed to the bathroom with a red face!

It is estimated that before the train arrived in the capital, the man with glasses would have been in the bathroom, and he would never appear in front of everyone again.

Looking at the back of the man with glasses who fled in the wilderness, the whole carriage erupted in bursts of laughter.

Wang Zheng said proudly: "What's wrong with the people in the city, don't pretend to be ×, pretend to be × and will pee your pants!" ”

Su slowly saw such a scene, although his face was flushed, he also smiled very happily, and whispered to Wang Zheng: "You are so amazing, how did you do it just now?" ”

"To do what?" Wang Zheng said with a harmless face, he now found that this little girl blushed and looked good, giving people a soft and cute feeling, so he deliberately teased her.

"That's it...... It's to let him pee his pants. Su slowly blushed, but still asked, "I can see that you did it." ”

"I just accidentally pricked his bladder meridian with a needle." Wang Zheng said indifferently.

"Bladder meridian? You know so much about the meridians of the human body, do you understand Chinese medicine? Su slowly looked surprised: "I am also a Chinese medicine student in a medical university, so I can discuss it when I have time!" ”

"Aren't Chinese medicine doctors all old men?" Wang Zheng touched his face: "Is there such a beautiful and young Chinese medicine doctor?" I am a martial arts master hidden in the folk, not a Chinese medicine practitioner. ”

"However," Wang Zheng paused, and continued, "we can really discuss other issues when we have time. ”

…………

Sure enough, the man with glasses didn't come out of the bathroom until he got out of the car, keeping his head down, and no one could see his face.

Wang Zheng and Su slowly walked out of the capital station side by side, the two chatted all the way, and they were already very familiar, Wang Zheng was already cheerful, and he was very good at adjusting the atmosphere, and he slowly teased Su along the way.

"It's a pleasure chatting with you, so let's leave a contact information." Su slowly took out his phone.

"No, everyone is in the capital, and it is estimated that it will be very easy to meet." Wang Zheng turned around in a dashing manner and left with his shabby package.

Su Wanqiao's face was full of faint regret.

A tall man in a suit and leather shoes saw Wang Zheng, hesitated for a moment, and then stepped forward and asked, "Is it Mr. Wang Zheng?" ”

Wang Zhengyi raised his eyebrows: "You know me?" ”

"The lord gave me a picture of you. Knowing that you have arrived in the capital today, I have been specially sent to pick you up. ”

When he said this, the tall man was still looking at Wang Zheng's clothes, with a look of distrust, this is a senior bodyguard that the master spent a lot of money to hire for the young lady, how can he look like a countryman entering the city? The eldest lady is a person with a habit of cleanliness, if she sees the bodyguard is this sloppy look, won't she be mad again?

And the eldest lady hates the old man to send her extra bodyguards the most, there is a feeling of a canary in a cage, this time, I don't know how to embarrass this new bodyguard!

Thinking of the eldest lady's frenzied appearance, the tall man's forehead couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat.

"Mr. Wang Zheng, I'm sorry, I don't know if I can take a look at your ID card?" The tall man said a little embarrassed, he really couldn't believe that the man in front of him would be the bodyguard specially invited by the master for the young lady, and it was too much.

Wang Zheng leaned his face closer to the tall man's eyes and said, "No one dares to pretend to be me, look at this face, this is the proof." ”

The tall man was choked and speechless, compared the photos, and found that the two people did look exactly the same, and he didn't want to say more to Wang Zheng, anyway, everything was decided by the eldest lady, and it was estimated that with her temperament, Wang Zheng would definitely not be allowed to enter the door.

"Uh, okay, then ask Mr. Wang Zheng to come with me to see the eldest lady."

The tall man helped Wang Zheng open the rear door of the Mercedes-Benz S600, and Wang Zheng sat in unceremoniously and unceremoniously.

The man with glasses stood in the distance, and when he saw this scene, the resentment in his eyes suddenly became stronger, and he spat angrily on the ground, and then took out his mobile phone: "Hey, second uncle, I met a hateful guy today......"