Chapter 213: Your belly pockets are ugly
Jiang Xiaofan wasn't going to say any nonsense now, and begged for mercy directly.
It's useless to say anything now.
Excuse me, who is this fairy world, the Jade Emperor's, these princesses are the daughters of the Jade Emperor.
What to argue with these people, begging for mercy directly is what you strive for.
The fairy in red was also the eldest princess, and when she saw Jiang Xiaofan begging for mercy, she said, "Bold man, dare to break into our princess palace, who are you?" ”
Without waiting for Jiang Xiaofan to speak, Chang'e took the lead and said, "Sister Hong, don't worry, I brought this person." ”
The eldest princess, who is also the fairy in red, looked at Chang'e: "Sister Chang'e, the person you brought?"
"Yes, it's me. Chang'e said.
The eldest princess put down the long sword in her hand at this time, then she glanced at Jiang Xiaofan, and then looked at Chang'e and said, "What are you bringing this man here for?"
Without waiting for Chang'e to speak, Jiang Xiaofan stepped forward and said: "That's the case, eldest princess, I'm very curious about the skin care products you use, and I heard Fairy Chang'e say that you have them here, so I'll take a look, and I hope a few fairies don't blame you." ”
The eldest princess said directly: "I won't let you see it, you can go." ”
When Jiang Xiaofan heard this, he was very unhappy, didn't he just see you wearing a belly pocket? Besides, it was your sister who ran out to let me see it in a belly pocket, what does it have to do with me?
I'm innocent, it's okay to let me see such a small breast, it's just pollution of my eyes.
And at this time, the purple-clothed fairy who rescued Jiang Xiaofan in Wangwu Mountain came out, she was the seventh princess, she hadn't recognized Jiang Xiaofan just now, and now she saw it.
That's the guy.
"It's you......" The seventh princess stared at Jiang Xiaofan.
Jiang Xiaofan also saw the Seventh Princess: "It's you, fairy, I haven't had time to repay the life-saving grace last time, and then you leave, I'm looking for you so hard." ”
The two of them talked, and the other six princesses looked at the seventh princess and said, "Old Seven, what's going on?"
The Seventh Princess told the previous story.
The other six princesses also remembered, one day, they were talking to the seventh princess, and suddenly the seventh princess disappeared, and they thought they had seen a ghost at the time, but later they found out that it was probably this guy.
The long sword in the eldest princess's hand was raised again, and the tip of the sword was aimed at Jiang Xiaofan's neck, almost stabbing into it by a millimeter.
Jiang Xiaofan didn't dare to move now, he said in a low voice: "That...... Is there anything you can't say properly? How rude it looks to use the sword..."
"You filthy man deserve to die. The Seventh Princess also scolded.
"Sisters, take this man and hang it at the Nantian Gate. ”
When Jiang Xiaofan heard this, he became anxious: "Don't." ”
He knew that he had no way to resist, he only had one person, and there were seven people in the family, so there was no room for resistance at all.
In a hurry, he didn't know what to say, and Fairy Chang'e definitely had no way to help him at this time, after all, this is the territory of the seventh princess, so what should I do?
Jiang Xiaofan panicked, he was thinking about how to make a group of women not kill you, especially these princesses.
Suddenly he remembered.
If you want a woman to be interesting to you, you have to attack that woman.
When attacking a woman, either the woman is attracted to you, or the woman completely hates you, of course, it mainly depends on whether you are ugly or handsome.
Jiang Xiaofan felt that he was okay now.
But the looks of these princesses are impeccable at all, and they can't find any fault anyway.
Suddenly, Jiang Xiaofan remembered the belly pocket that the sixth princess wore before, and immediately he knew what to say, and shouted at the top of his voice: "Your belly pocket is really ugly." ”
His voice came out and reached the ears of several princesses.
Sure enough, it worked, and I saw several princesses stop and stare at Jiang Xiaofan.
When Chang'e heard this next to her, her face changed, and Teacher Jiang estimated that it was going to be terrible, and she actually attacked the belly pockets of several princesses.
You must know that these belly pockets were made by the princess in the Tiangongfang, which can be said to have cost a lot of money.
And the princesses are very proud when they wear them, and now that Mr. Jiang is attacking several princesses, the princesses will definitely be angry.
The eldest princess stared at Jiang Xiaofan, the long sword was raised again, and began to approach Jiang Xiaofan's neck: "What did you say?" ”
Jiang Xiaofan was not afraid at all: "I said that your belly pockets are ugly, and the belly pockets were the clothes worn by people many years ago, but I didn't expect you to still wear them now, it's really funny." ”
"It's not up to fashion at all. ”
"Garbage...... Stinky dog shi. ”
(The 10,000-word abusive process is omitted here)
Jiang Xiaofan's mouth became dry after speaking, anyway, now he is degrading this belly pocket for nothing.
Several princesses wanted to quibble, because the belly pockets they chose were their favorites, and in the entire Heavenly Court, there were not many people who had their style of belly pockets, and more importantly, they felt humiliated, and the fashion they represented in this Heavenly Court was challenged.
It is unforgivable.
The eldest princess let go of Jiang Xiaofan and said, "You think our belly pocket is ugly, do you still have a good look?"
Jiang Xiaofan breathed a long sigh of relief, these princesses finally stopped struggling.
This is a great thing.
Immediately, he said: "Hehe, this kind of belly pocket is really too rubbish, and of course I have a more beautiful one, tens of thousands of times better than your belly pocket." ”
After he said this, his eyes looked at the princesses next to him.
It is clear that the princesses have changed now, no longer angry, but hopeful.
It is also true that at this time, the anger of several princesses towards Jiang Xiaofan has completely disappeared, and all they hear now is that Jiang Xiaofan said just now that there is something better than a belly pocket.
What is it?
They really want to know, even Chang'e is attracted to it now.
The seven princesses then leaned together and began to discuss: "Sister, let's see what he can come up with." ”
"Okay. ”
"I don't believe there's anything prettier than our belly pockets, anyway. ”
Then the seven princesses stared at Jiang Xiaofan together: "You just said that there is something more beautiful in our belly pocket?"
When Jiang Xiaofan heard this, he knew that several princesses had taken the bait, and immediately said: "Naturally, a few princesses, I dare to ask, when you wear belly pockets, do you feel that the belly pockets are a little big, and there is abdominal tightness on your chest?"
When the princesses heard this, they felt that what the other party said was right, every time they wore their belly pockets, they were very uncomfortable, and their chests felt suffocated.
Jiang Xiaofan saw the expressions of several people, and said, "I have something that can replace my belly pocket, and it's not stuffy at all." ”