"Even Thailand can lose? Is it still 1:5? Chinese men's football team*** grandma! ”

When Xiaoqin and I went to the vegetable market downstairs of her house, we heard this roar from the shoe repair shop in the distance.

"Ye Lin, only the person I introduced will sell the bugging device to him," Xiaoqin said cautiously, "But every time the Chinese team loses, he is in a bad mood, I'm afraid he will ...... today."

As a nominally reclusive person, Uncle Shoemaker's scolding of the men's football team is indeed too public.

"Why don't you rush out of Asia and go to Shijie!? I won't see the Chinese men's football team enter the second round of the Shijie Cup in my life! What else do you say to realize the Chinese dream? Realize the Chinese dream of bullshit! You know sleepwalking, smelly feet! My dad died in vain at your feet! ”

"Huh?" I was shocked and couldn't help but ask Xiaoqin: "Uncle Shoemaker's father, did he take a look at the men's football team when he was eating in a restaurant, and was kicked to death by them?" ”

"That's not true, I heard that this is the case, the shoemaker's father had just been rescued from a myocardial infarction by the hospital, so he went to see a Shijie Cup budget match of the national football team, and then ...... And then he was. ”

Damn, I really need to be cautious when watching football, cherish life, and stay away from the national football team. I remember that before my grandfather died, he grabbed my father's hand and told him that he had two wishes, one was that he hoped that he would remarry as soon as possible, and the other was that if the national football team reached the top 16 of the Shijie Cup one day, he would definitely burn the game video to him.

None of the two wishes have come true! Although my father's remarriage is currently a bit eyebrow-raising, I, the son, am also desperately trying to match my father and Aunt Ren, but the national football team or something, I can't do anything, grandpa, you are in the spirit of heaven, please don't blame your grandson, it's really not good, I'll burn the videotape of the women's football team for you!

"That, classmate Ye Lin, you need a bugging, who do you want to eavesdropping?" Xiaoqin said worriedly, "Eavesdropping on others is against the law......

You're the only one who is not qualified to say that! Isn't it you who eavesdropped on me with great pleasure! Not only did you hear the daily conversations between me and my father, but you also listened to the fact that Amy was my sister!

Xiaoqin clenched a small fist and raised it in front of her chest, and said confidently:

"It's not illegal for me to eavesdrop on Ye Lin! Because this matter was allowed by Ye Lin! ”

"What!? When did I allow you to eavesdrop on me? ”

“…… In dreams. ”

"Then please marry me in your dreams! Don't trouble me again! ”

Xiaoqin suddenly lowered her head, I thought I had accidentally broken her heart, but when I looked closely, she was shy and blushing.

"Actually, I have been married to Ye Lin 100 times in my dreams, and sometimes I dream in my dreams, dreaming that I am not actually married to Ye Lin, and I wake up crying......"

A dream within a dream, Inception!? Don't like how exaggerated I like!

"There was another dream that Ye Lin was turned into a short-legged dachshund by aliens, but that dream finally had a good ending......"

I've become a dog, and there is a good ending? Are you going to ...... Do you want to play with me? And weishenme is a short-legged sausage!? I'd rather be a husky, be Obama's kind, than be a short-legged bratwurst! Even aliens are going to laugh at me for having short legs!

"There is still a certain chance when I dream, I dreamed that I was a boy, and Ye Lin was a girl...... The plot is generally more humiliating, I ...... I'm so embarrassed to say it! ”

This premise alone is already embarrassing! What a "certain probability"! Subconsciously, you still can't fix your gender as female!

"When I dreamed that classmate Ye Lin was a girl, your face was the same very delicate face as before, and the most annoying thing was that the feminine classmate Ye Lin's breasts were often ...... bigger than mine"

Didn't you say you were embarrassed to talk about the plot! Who's bigger than you! I'm pectorals! Do you understand pectoral muscles!

"I dreamed of that classmate Ye Lin again last night, and when I saw the pair of breasts that were almost catching up with Gong Caicai, I was angry, and I grabbed it with both hands and pinched it vigorously, the shy and anxious expression on Ye Lin's face was so cute......"

If I'm not mistaken, Celery seems to swallow her saliva.

Nima: This is subconsciously trying to take revenge on me! The male part of your subconscious, because I pinched your boobs yesterday and held a grudge, pinched mine in my dreams! (Although I don't) no longer allow YY I'm a woman's dream! I've grown into a cripple like this, even if I have a pair of boobs like Gong Caicai, I won't be able to get married!

Uncle Shoemaker continued to smash things in the shoe repair shop.

"Spending a lot of money to raise these grandchildren, it's a fart! The North Korean team played better than you! If I were the president of the country, I would let you all go to Shanxi to dig coal! Tell you to go clubbing and take drugs to find Miss...... I don't believe that there are 1.3 billion people in China, and I can't find 11 people who can play football! ”

The sliding door of the shoe repair shop was closed, and a professional woman wearing high heels was going to come to repair her shoes, but when she heard the scolding inside, she didn't dare to knock on the door, and left one high and one low.

Xiaoqin persuaded me: "Now go to the shoemaker uncle to buy a bug, he won't pay attention to us, it's better to go upstairs to eat together before my mother comes home, and after eating, you can eat my ......."

I don't want to have such a thrilling ride! Walking a tightrope when Aunt Ren will come back at any time, I will also have a myocardial infarction like Uncle Shoemaker's father! Besides, I want to fulfill my grandfather's last wish! Although the national football team will reach the top 16 of the Shijie Cup or something, it is estimated that I will not see it in my lifetime, but it is still very promising for my father to remarry! I don't want Aunt Ren to be angry and ruined!

So I didn't agree to the request to go upstairs with Xiaoqin to eat (and eat her), but took her to a convenient supermarket, and I paid the bill, and bought canned hawthorn, canned oranges, and a kind of nutritional supplement for folic acid, iron and zinc (although the description states that it is beneficial to pregnant women, but the name of the product is not limited to pregnant women).

Xiaoqin didn't know what to do, and followed me with a puzzled look.

When I went to the cashier to pay the bill, the receiving aunt didn't seem to be very familiar with Xiaoqin, although Xiaoqin's family lived here, but I was afraid that there were not many times to shop here.

I don't know if it's the price cheat or what's the reason, in short, there are few people in the convenience supermarket at this time, and the collection aunt didn't say anything when she scanned the two cans, and when it came to the kind of tonic to supplement folic acid, she frowned and glanced at me, and then looked behind me, attracted by a bag of snacks on the shelf, Xiaoqin, who didn't seem very smart.

"That's your girlfriend?" The receiving aunt asked in a general tone of checking the account.

"Sort of." I replied curtly, and Celery didn't notice our conversation.

The collection aunt suddenly lowered her voice and asked me with a serious expression, "Don't you knock it out?" ”

"What?"

"Alas, you young men! Opposite is the pharmacy, how many walks can you go to buy a TT? ”

, you're too nosy! No wonder there are so few customers who come to you to buy things! Why, do you think the folic acid I bought was for celery? You think she conceived my baby at a young age, and I'm going to give birth to her!?

"No, no," I waved my hand, thinking that since this collection aunt was not familiar with Xiaoqin, I was afraid that she might not know Aunt Ren, so I told her the truth: "It's not my girlfriend who is pregnant, it's my girlfriend's mother, but her mother doesn't know ...... herself."

The receiving aunt was shocked: "Her mother doesn't know, how did you know?" Could it be that you are ...... with your mother-in-law?"

I hurriedly denied: "How is this possible! Actually, it's my old ......."

I just wanted to say "my father", but I felt that this relationship was quite sensational, so I swallowed it back and changed it to "Actually, my father-in-law is not old, and my mother-in-law has been tricked again!" ”

The collection aunt's eyes are full of suspicion, and she may feel that her mother-in-law is pregnant, and her father-in-law doesn't come to buy supplements by herself, so she wants her prospective son-in-law to do it for her? also said that the mother-in-law herself didn't know about her pregnancy, and there were a lot of suspicions, and she probably only hated that she was not Conan, and she couldn't thoroughly investigate the truth.

Xiaoqin came over with the bag of 3 yuan snacks at this time, and asked me cautiously:

"Ye Lin, can you buy this for me to eat?"

In his eyes was a pitiful look like Bambi.

I casually handed the snacks to the receiving aunt, who didn't know what to think, and God said:

"Little girl, now the world is sinister, you need to have more eyes!"

Xiaoqin didn't understand what the other party meant, she hugged my arm like affection, and said with a smile:

"Ye Lin is very good to me! We'll definitely get married in the future! ”

"Really?" The receiving aunt put on a look of disbelief, "It's good that your mother won't get in the way when the time comes!" ”

This sentence seemed to poke at Xiaoqin's heart, and Xiaoqin pouted:

"Mom doesn't agree now, but ...... Will definitely agree in the future! Ye Lin deliberately bought what his mother likes to eat, just to please his mother and have a good relationship with his mother! ”

The receiving aunt snorted, "I'm afraid the relationship is so good that you yourself will be jealous!" ”

I'm too gossip by relying on your aunt! No wonder people don't come here to buy things! If it weren't for Xiaoqin, I wouldn't have been so simple!

After taking the change I found, I glared at my aunt fiercely and left the convenience supermarket with Xiaoqin.

The receiving aunt hummed as if talking to herself: "The world is sinister...... People now dare to do anything......"

I carried this bag of things, took Xiaoqin to the altar meat restaurant for a little dinner, and then handed the things to Xiaoqin and asked her to take them home for Aunt Ren to eat, and asked her to say that she bought them herself, and not to mention my name.

"Weishenme! Mom won't be unhappy when she knows that Ye Lin buys things for herself! And didn't Ye Lin go upstairs with me? ”

"Well, I'm not going up to-day," I said, "is it that if I mention your name, Uncle Shoemaker will sell me the bugger?" ”

"Bad, almost! Uncle Shoemaker may want to ask a few questions about me to test you, but it is not difficult for Ye Lin at all! ――You really don't come to my house to sleep for a while...... Isn't it, sit for a while? ”

No need! If it's just a momentary refreshment, how can I achieve Chinese football to enter the Shijie Cup...... No, it's my father's goal to remarry! Now Aunt Ren's body comes first! The child in her belly must not be missed! This is a very critical, very critical mission item!