Chapter 0358 - Give the mayor an enema and wash the intestines
Listened to Xiang Tianliang's words. Li Yajuan smiled but did not speak.
Yang Biqiao said apologetically: "Xiao Xiang, this matter has not been discussed with you in advance, I want to Daoqian to you." ”
"Oh, what's the matter?" Xiang Tianliang said in his heart, you are on the same path, and sooner or later you will get together.
"The relationship between me and Lao Liu is like that, living together is very embarrassing for both parties, he has to move if he doesn't move, Sister Yajuan heard that I was looking for a house, so she introduced the house over there Zhu Qin, no, we were looking at the house over there, and we received a call from you."
Xiang Tianliang hummed, looked at Li Yajuan, and said in his heart, Sister Li, you are not jealous, I still wish for it.
Li Yajuan smiled and said, "Eighth Master, you are in charge of your own affairs." ”
With a sound of the eighth master, everything was contained in it, and he cast a grateful gaze towards the dawn.
Yang Biqiao changed the topic in a timely manner, "Xiao Xiang, you are all wearing police uniforms, which song is this?" ”
"Hehe, let Sister Chen tell you."
Changing clothes in the car, Xiang Tianliang had no scruples, Chen Meilan was still pinching, and said to Tianliang: "The police will be there in a while, you want them to watch you change clothes." Chen Meilan's face turned red, and then she took the clothes brought by Yang Biqiao and changed them.
Sure enough, not long after, a police car drove up and stopped on the other side of the hotel gate.
Looking at the license plate number, he knew that it was Xiao Jiannan's car, Xiang Tianliang stuffed the police uniform and pistol into a paper bag, and walked over with the car.
Xiao Jiannan, this guy, with a bad face, was holding a telescope and looking at the car facing the dawn.
Xiang Tianliang threw the paper bag over, snatched the binoculars and scolded, "Fuck, where are you looking?" ”
"Hehe, I want to see what the girl who can make the mayor make mistakes looks like."
"you, get down to business." Xiang Tianliang smiled.
Xiao Jiannan also smiled, "Director Jiang listened to my report, and said with a wry smile, this mayor is a woman, let me, the director of the department, help him wipe his buttocks, what is this called." ”
Xiang Tianliang asked, "Director Jiang said how to solve it?" ”
"That is, you kid has a big face...... What I mean by Xiao Xiang is to scare Mayor Gao, so that he can use less brains to engage women in the future and spend more time on work, Director Jiang smiled and said to Guo Bureau and Zhou Bureau, you can arrange it, Guo Bureau and Zhou Bureau are not ambiguous, the two of them muttered, there is a way, call the Municipal Party Committee Office and the Municipal Government Office separately, and inform them that Director Jiang wants to meet with the Secretary of the Municipal Party Committee and the Mayor, hehe...... Isn't this just that paper can't hold the fire? ”
Xiang Tianliang said: "How else to say that Jiang is old and spicy, the Standing Committee of the Provincial Party Committee summoned him, and he dared not go as a mayor, and he turned against him." ”
"Hey, your unique secret medicine won't abolish people, right?"
"Hehe, don't worry, I dare to kill the smuggler, I don't have the courage to kill the mayor, I just let him sleep for dozens of hours."
Xiao Jiannan asked, "What method can you use to solve your unique secret medicine?" ”
"What? Your elbows are less crooked. Xiang Tianliang glared at Xiao Jiannan.
"If you see it, take it, you tricked my two subordinates, beat the police and robbed the police gun, I won't pursue this article."
Xiang Tianliang took a sip with a smile, "I'm sorry, you don't come to scare me, it's your subordinate bear bag, it's my." ”
"Let's talk quickly, how to solve the poison on Mayor Gao's body, Director Jiang can't stay in Qinghe for too long, he wants to give him a few words when Mayor Gao is sober."
Xiang Tianliang sighed, pretending to be contemplative, but thinking of bad ideas in his heart.
"There is a good way, and the only way, to relieve Mayor Gao of the poison, otherwise you will have to wait forty or fifty hours."
"What's the best way?"
Xiao Jiannan thought, let a mayor sleep for forty or fifty hours and ignore government affairs, if the matter leaks out, won't it become a political scandal, the dog jumped over the wall in a hurry, Xiang Tianliang is worse than a dog, and if he is in a hurry, he will do anything.
"The method, it's very simple, it's an enema and a bowel wash, ancient and practical, and if you get rid of the toxins, you'll be fine soon."
"Enema lavage? How to pour and how to wash? ”
"Hmm...... Three catties of baking soda, one catty of croton, mixed with 100 catties of water, after stirring and melting, use the kind of large syringe for pig injection, push and pour from the mouth, and pour it into five times, with an interval of more than half an hour each time. ”
Xiao Jiannan was taken aback, "I said brother, you're not kidding, are you?" ”
Xiang Tianliang was very serious, "Brother Jiannan, do I dare to joke with human life?" That's the mayor's life, and it's more expensive than you and me. ”
Xiao Jiannan sighed: "You are home, it is enough to damage." ”
"What do you say?" Xiang Tianliang gave Xiao Jiannan a punch.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I mean your Xiangjia's unique secret medicine, poisonous enough, 100 catties of water, and 3 catties of baking soda and 1 catty of croton, is that a trick that doesn't hurt people."
Xiang Tianliang bluffed: "Do you think I am willing to disclose the secret recipe of detoxification, that poison still has great sequelae, if it is not detoxified in time, it will be difficult to talk about it in the future." ”
"Really, really?"
Xiang Tianliang's rare seriousness made Xiao Jiannan have to believe that if he delayed the detoxification of Mayor Gao, he would not be able to bear this responsibility.
"Brother Jiannan, if you want to think that I lied to you, then I didn't say it, if Mayor Gao dies or becomes a fool, I will be in prison for twenty years, and you will have to sit for at least eight years and ten years, let's go to the Great Northwest to be brothers together."
Xiao Jiannan stared at Xiang Tianliang, "There is no other way?" ”
"Or, leave him alone and wait for him to wake up on his own."
Xiao Jiannan pondered for a while before he sighed and said, "Poor Mayor Gao, your old man came to Qinghe to serve the people, why do you need to touch women, alas...... If a woman doesn't get involved, not only will she be ashamed, but she will also have to suffer from it, why are you suffering. ”
"Hehe, you're crying." Xiang Tianliang pushed the car door and got out of the car, "Old Xiao, go quickly, don't delay too long." ”
Xiang Tianliang crossed the street and returned to the Santana car.
The atmosphere in the car was harmonious and warm, and the three women were talking and laughing, which made Xiang Tianliang secretly relieved.
Obviously, Chen Meilan also let go, and is telling the story of her and Xiang Tianliang's "adventure", after all, it is a unit, knowing the roots, and the age gap is not big, everyone can understand each other, there is nothing that cannot be said.
Li Yajuan said: "Sun Zhanlu and Jiang Shan have such a deep relationship, I didn't find out before." ”
"Yes, they have a relationship at work, everyone knows it." Yang Biqiao said.
Chen Meilan looked at Xiang Tianliang and asked, "You say, how much does Zhang Xing know about the relationship between Sun Zhanlu and Jiang Shan?" ”
Xiang Tianliang shook his head, "I guess I just don't know anything." ”
Chen Meilan asked again: "Xiao Xiang, what did you and Xiao Jiannan say?" ”
"Confidentiality." Grinning at the dawn.
The three women glanced at each other and said in unison, "Say it quickly." ”
"You ...... Do you really want to know? ”
"Of course."
"Hehe, it's better not to say it, so that you don't have to say that I am a loss."
The spring women glanced at each other again, and suddenly, they all pounced on Xiang Tianliang.
"Hey, I said, I said it's not okay......"
What's wrong with this woman, how could she unite so quickly, Xiang Tianliang is very puzzled.
It seems that the development of Chen Meilan and Yang Biqiao into the seventh and eighth members of the "Hundred Flowers Group" is just around the corner.
Xiang Tianliang "explained" everything he had said to Xiao Jiannan without any reservations.
The three female ** laughed for a while.
Yang Biqiao smiled and asked, "Xiao Xiang, is your detoxification method real?" ”
"Of course it's true." There is something to do with the dawn.
In the laughter, Li Yajuan said: "No...... No, I'm like, I've heard of this antidote somewhere. ”
Yang Biqiao hurriedly asked, "Yajuan, you will also detoxify?" ”
"Oh...... I remember, giggles, Xiao Xiang, you're really bad. Li Yajuan said with a smile.
Chen Meilan and Yang Biqiao said in unison: "Yajuan, say it quickly"
"I, when I was a child, I lived in my grandmother's house in the countryside, and I know that when the cattle in the countryside are sick, most of the farmers use soil methods to treat them, and when the cattle eat something and don't digest it, it seems to use the recipe that Xiao Xiang said, to give the cow an enema and wash the intestines...... Xiao Xiang, am I right? ”
The three women looked at Xiang Tianliang in unison.
Xiang Tianliang is just hehe's happy.
Chen Meilan said: "Save us from doing it, you can explain it quickly." ”
"Hehe, almost, almost, treat Mayor Gao as a cow, and I will still hold him high."
Yang Biqiao smiled: "Xiao Xiang, you are enough to lose." ”
"It's just too bad." Li Yajuan also laughed.
Chen Meilan asked, "There won't be danger, right?" ”
"Don't worry, it's absolutely fine, it's just a matter of making him suffer a little."
Li Yajuan smiled and asked, "Will Xiao Jiannan believe it?" ”
Xiang Tianliang shrugged his shoulders, "Whether they believe it or not, we'll see in a while." ”
Chen Meilan sighed lightly, "Xiao Xiang, your move is really a loss." ”
Li Yajuan said with a smile: "You may not know as much about this as I am, but you will know in the future, his stomach is not filled with ink at all." ”
"It's a bad stomach." Yang Biqiao said coquettishly.
Xiang Tianliang said happily: "So, you listen to me, if anyone is disobedient and dares to betray me, I will use a move that is a hundred times more damaging than this trick to toss him." ”
When Chen Meilan heard this, she glared at her almond eyes and said, "You dare." ”
"Hehe, don't believe it, let's see."
Chen Meilan glanced at Li Yajuan, and Li Yajuan said, "Clean him up." ”
The three women pounced on Xiang Tianliang again......
A meal of "cleaning up".
But Xiang Tianliang didn't lose, he took the opportunity to take advantage of the three women.
At this moment, the siren sounded outside.
Then came the sound of an ambulance.
The four stopped frolicking.
Three police cars and two ambulances, chirping, drove into the Qinghe International Hotel.
Xiang Tianliang grinned, "Hehe, it's done." ”
At this moment, Chen Meilan's eldest brother rang loudly.
When Chen Meilan heard this, she immediately covered her eldest brother.
"Shh......h Everyone, it's Jiang Shan calling. ”