Chapter 266: What a mess
Chapter 266 What a garbled word
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"Qin Xiaojun, you are angry with me, ......" Bian Lanlan's little face was dark, her hands turned into claws, and she grabbed Qin Xiaojun's chest, this claw was like thunder, and it had the domineering momentum of a dragon's claw hand.
"Stinky rascal......" The girl lost her face, knocked her claws off, and then stabbed and ran into the man's arms, with a pair of eyes wide and round, glaring at Bian Lanlan angrily.
"Do you think that if you have the little green snake to protect you, I won't be able to clean you up??" Bian Lanlan was crazy, and she couldn't care about Nie Canglong, so she pounced directly on Qin Xiaojun.
"Don't mess around, dare to mess around again, I'll really clean you up......" Nie Canglong waved his arm to block it, and blocked Bian Lanlan, just kidding, if the daughter-in-law is bullied in his arms, then are we too incompetent? ?
"Nie Canglong, you dare to pull your hand, do you believe that I ** you??" When Bian Lanlan saw Nie Canglong make a move, she was almost mad.
"Ahem...... "With Nie Canglong's strength, I can't help but be shocked by Bian Lanlan's toughness, ** me?? Let's not talk about whether there is such a possibility, you are a big girl's family, and you really say it, there are a lot of people around.
"Lan Lan, are you still embarrassed??" Sister Bai blushed when she heard this, and pulled Bian Lanlan's sleeve vigorously.
Not only Sister Bai, but all the people who heard Bian Lanlan's bold words couldn't help but look strange, and even a few animals who could understand human words blushed, and Xiao Baiding even raised a front paw to cover his eyes.
"Why does she need any face??" Qin Xiaojun sat firmly on the Diaoyutai and didn't pay any attention to Bian Lanlan's arrogant words, but Gu Yunfeng got out of the canopy, "A girl's family can say such things in public, her face is thicker than her ass......"
"Anyone can say me, but you can't do it......" Bian Lanlan is definitely not easy to mess with, facing Gu Yunfeng's accusation, she pinched her waist, "Don't think I don't know, a few of us, if you want to say who wants to ** Canglong the most, I'm afraid it must be you Gu Yunfeng, you didn't hear you shouting Canglong's name when you slept at night**? I dare to say what is in my heart, do you dare?? ”
"You ......" Gu Yunfeng's little face turned red, and he glared at Bian Lanlan with shame, and his little mouth was deflated.
"What to see?? I know that women like you are the most popular among men, there are noble ladies outside, housewives at home, and ** on the bed......" Bian Lanlan's small mouth is quite damaged.
"Bian Lanlan, I'll fight with you......" Gu Yunfeng made Bian Lanlan embarrassed and embarrassed, and rushed towards Bian Lanlan with his teeth and claws.
"Fight with me?? It also depends on whether you have the ability...... "Bian Lanlan is not afraid of fighting, in the face of Gu Yunfeng's fierce pounce, she immediately glared at her, and greeted her without showing weakness.
So, the two beauties fought with their teeth and claws, women fought, there were no scruples, like grabbing the chest, pinching the buttocks, pulling the head, biting the ears, in short, all kinds of means came out, quite ornamental.
"Oh my God......" Sister Bai was afraid of harming the pond fish, sighed, and went directly into the canopy, you can fight if you like, as long as you don't implicate me.
"It turns out that women are not only beautiful, but also quite scary......" Nie Canglong watched from the side, his eyes were stunned, and he hugged the girl in his arms tightly, "Baby, you won't be as fierce as them in the future, right?" ”
"Maybe, if you dare to bully me, I'll be more fierce than them......" Qin Xiaojun was also a little scared when he looked at it, and his body squeezed into the man's arms one by one, as if he wanted to rub himself into his body.
"I don't dare to bully you, you can't be so fierce, otherwise you'll be ...... to spank your ass" Nie Canglong felt the girl drilling into his arms, and hugged her tighter, his body was slightly on one side, faintly protecting her, so as not to accidentally injure the two girls in the battle.
"Really, really, it is unreasonable that two female dolls should be like this...... So...... What kind of system is it really ......" The voice of the Daoist in the cloud sounded very heartbroken, but looking at his expression, it was all schadenfreude.
"Let the flowers sit with me in the future......" Zhang Wenge was sweating on his forehead, his baby daughter was with them when she saw the sky, would she be damaged by these two people???
"This woman fights, it's also very pleasing to the eye......" Zhang Haitong was amazed, looking at the eyes of the two women, they were all appreciative and admired, fighting in front of so many people, it was really not something ordinary people could do, after all, these two women were no longer little girls. ,
"What kind of system is it, what kind of system is it......" Zhao Chuanxi saw it with relish, but his mouth took the master's words.
"Uncle Shi, don't look at it, people will guard against you, and you will definitely not leave......" Wang Xueying looked at Zhao Chuanxi's obscene appearance and couldn't help but pout her lips with disdain.
"You girl, really, really ......" Zhao Chuanxi was choked by his nephew's words, his old face turned red, and he turned his head in disdain.
"You two, what are you doing?? Shame on me, hurry up and let me go?? Zheng Dongfang stepped forward and scolded the two daughters with a fierce attitude, his expression really looked like a majestic patriarch.
The two beauties who were torn together made Zheng Dongfang scold him like this, and he couldn't help but vent his strength, let go of each other in a sneer, and separated angrily.
At this time, the two girls had loose clothes, crooked belts, and crooked crowns, their heads were messy, looking like a chicken nest, and their little faces were still unconvinced, and Bian Lanlan still had a snot under her nose.
"Puff......" Qin Xiaojun looked at the embarrassment of the two women, and couldn't help but laugh out loud.
"What are you laughing at??" Bian Lanlan glared at Qin Xiaojun viciously, "What's so funny??" ”
Gu Yunfeng also pulled her little face and glanced at the girl, quite dissatisfied with the girl's attitude.
"It's not funny, it's not funny, it's not funny at all...... "The girl said with a smile as she shook her hand again and again.
"......" The two girls looked at Qin Xiaojun's appearance, and couldn't help but get angry, and their two pairs of eyes looked at her, and they were about to burst into flames.
"Okay...... Okay," Zheng Dongfang had a cold face, "Let's hurry up and get on the road, Tongzi's marriage has been delayed for so many days, and my heart is like a cat's paw, both of you know that you miss a man, and you have to be considerate and considerate of Tongzi......"
"Who wants a man??" Gu Yunfeng glared at Zheng Dongfang in shame, his face was flushed, and he wanted to drip juice.
"Do we miss men?? I think you want a daughter-in-law......" Bian Lanlan pursed her lips and grabbed Bai Dao.
"You two hurry up...... Hurriedly...... Hurry up and clean up inside, now like this, like a madman, any kind of man is scared away......" Zheng Dongfang was snatched white by Bian Lanlan, his face was also red, frowned, and said with a snort.
The two women glanced at each other, looked at each other's embarrassed appearance carefully, and understood in their hearts that Bacheng himself was the same as the other party, and then peeked at Nie Canglong, who was stupid on the side, and couldn't help but feel ashamed, and got into the canopy of the car.
"Okay, okay, it's on the road......" Zheng Dongfang breathed a sigh of relief, hit the bull and stepped forward, and went to the front to lead the way.
"Uncle Zheng, I really didn't miss my daughter-in-law ......," Zhang Haitong whispered when Zheng Dongfang passed by him.
"Mmmm, I know I know......" Zheng Dongfang nodded, but his legs were clamped tightly, and Red Bull immediately sped up.
"Let's go out of ......" Zhang Wenge raised his whip, and the old ox immediately stepped forward, straightened the wagon, and slowly dragged the ox cart.
The convoy continued on the road, and after less than half an hour, the words 'Quzhou County' appeared more often on the billboards on the roadside.
"Turn left at the intersection in front of you, and it's Baizhai Township......" Zhang Haitong said excitedly while holding the map, "I've been in Beijing all these years, and I've only come back once or twice a year, and I don't remember how the road went......"
"And how did you get there??" Zhao Chuanxi asked.
"Of course, I took the bus, and as soon as I got to the entrance of our village, I knew how to go......," Zhang Haitong said.
"Do you think something is wrong?? I've been walking for so long, why haven't I seen a single person?? Wang Xueying rode on the back of the red-headed rope, looking left and right to observe the surrounding environment, on the side of the road, there are occasionally two villages, or a few families build houses on the roadside, but without exception, no one has been met at all.
"Will it be like Hongya??" Zhao Chuanxi's face changed a little, when he thought of Hongya Town, he thought of the crispy radish that was white and raw, that scene, I am afraid I will never forget it in this life.
Zhao Chuanxi's guess frightened Zhang Haitong, only to see him pull out the iron rod suddenly, stand up from the car, fly up, and jump onto his sika deer's back: "You guys walk slowly behind, I'm one step ahead......" said that, his legs clamped the deer's belly, and the sika deer was like an arrow off the string, slamming out, and disappeared without a trace in the blink of an eye. ,
"Xiao Bai Ding, follow up......" Nie Canglong was still a little worried about Zhang Haitong, after all, he was just one person, if there was any sudden incident, it might be a little tricky to deal with, so he sent Xiao Bai Ding out, with Xiao Bai Ding following, Zhang Haitong was basically a layer of insurance, although Xiao Bai Ding was a dog, but his strength was strong enough, as long as it was not a 6 earth immortal, he would basically not suffer.
Barking......
Xiao Baiding shouted twice, which was considered to be accepted, and then his body turned into a white streamer and chased after Zhang Haitong.
"You say, nothing will happen, right?" Zhang Wenge was a little bottomless in his heart.
"Nothing should happen, right?? I'm talking nonsense......" Wang Xueying said timidly, she didn't know the bottom of her heart, how could she think, she started up, and it brought panic to everyone.
"You're not talking nonsense, it's the end of the world, if it's still very harmonious, there will be no atmosphere of the end of the world......" Zhao Chuanxi smiled, and there was a rather dark silence.
"Don't talk nonsense, create a terrifying atmosphere, Shijie can't be harmonious in the end?? Where are there so many bad people in this world?? Zheng Dongfang said.
"Xiao Zheng's words, I agree, this shijie doomsday, the only thing to be afraid of is the demon beast, for ordinary people, the demon beast is the most terrifying, people?? At the moment, it's not terrible......" said Yun Zhongzi Dao Chief.
"Bacheng is going to cause bloodshed again, let's really kill wherever we go......" Qin Xiaojun snuggled in the man's arms, his small mouth pouted, and his expression was a little unhappy, saying, for so many days, every day is fighting and killing, which is really annoying.
"Bear with me, let's pick up your dad and go home, when we get home, let's circle a piece of land, and then arrange a big formation, no one can enter, I plow the field, you weave, self-sufficient, one to honor the elderly, one to raise children......" Nie Canglong patted the girl's back lightly and said.
"That's what you said......" The girl couldn't help but be full of hope.
"Of course......" Nie Canglong laughed.
All the people who heard the conversation between the two couldn't help but be silent, these two people really didn't want much, with Nie Canglong's current strength, it was really too rare, if it was someone else...... Well, let's not talk about others first, let's talk about themselves first, if they become immortals in the 6 places, will they want to live such a dull life? ?
If you live like this for the rest of your life with a man like Nie Canglong, it's not so embarrassing......
This is the idea of several women, even including Sister Bai and Wang Xueying, well, of course, except for Li Yan, a stupid girl......
Zhang Haitong rode a deer, galloping fast, the wind in his ears was whistling, the wind went down the collar into the clothes, making his back bulge, and the iron rod in his hand dragged obliquely, with the speed of the sika deer, there was a constant whirring sound of breaking the wind.
The sika deer is much faster than the ox cart, and it only takes less than five minutes, and the outline of Zhang Pimple Village can already be seen from a distance.
"You must be at home...... Zhang Haitong looked at the village in the distance, his forehead was sweating, and the hand holding the iron rod couldn't help but tighten a little.
Only half a second later, Zhang Haitong has come to the entrance of the village, on the stone tablet at the entrance of the village, the four big characters of 'Zhang Pimple Village' are red and gorgeous, extremely strong, he remembers, this is his third master, the elder of the village personally wrote.
Zhang Haitong drove the sika deer and turned into the small road in the village, but the degree slowed down, the village is all crossings, that is, small alleys, if the degree is too fast, you have to return after running.
Not much has changed in the village, but the telephone poles on the side of the road are bare, and after the cable is burned, it breaks, and it seems that you can still smell the burnt smell when you look at the burnt cable hanging on the ground.
"The cable isn't plastic, is it??" Zhang Haitong looked at the cable and couldn't help but have such an idea, but it was just a thought, he wouldn't take it seriously, and now it was the most important thing to go home and see.
Zhang Haitong rode a deer, walked to the mouth of a small alley, turned in from here, walked to the end and then turned around, the third gate of Chongnan was his home.
"Ah, it's Brother Tong......" just entered the alley, and when he passed by a door, there happened to be a young man who was opening the door and coming out, followed by a middle-aged woman, this young man saw Zhang Haitong, and he exclaimed.
Zhang Haitong knows these two people, the young man's name is Zhang Haitang, the middle-aged woman is his mother, surnamed Liu, the village people call him Liu's sister-in-law, he also stole dates to their house to eat when he was a child, and he is related by blood, but from his grandfather's generation, he has already come out of five suits, and now he is just a villager. ,
"What's it called?? Come back quickly......" Zhang Haitong was about to say hello to them, but when the middle-aged woman saw Zhang Haitong, her face changed, she grabbed the young man and shrank back.
The young man wanted to say something, but he couldn't say anything, and he was pulled into the yard by his mother, and he couldn't say anything.
"Huh??" Zhang Haitong frowned, his ears twitched slightly, and in an instant, his eyes widened, a murderous aura emanated from his body, and his legs slammed into the belly of the deer, "Hurry ......up"
The sika deer burst out of the maximum degree again, and rushed out, this small alley, that is, two hundred meters, Liu Xiang ran the hurdle for a few seconds, this sika deer itself is good at running, and the body is large, running far, it only took three seconds to run out of this alley.
Running out of the intersection, some voices became louder, noisy, crying, screaming, yin laughter, angry scolding came into his ears, Zhang Haitong saw at a glance, dozens of big men surrounded the door of his house, these people, he didn't know any of them, all looked into the yard.
"What are you doing??" Zhang Haitong heard his mother's voice from those cries, and couldn't help but rush into the crown angrily, riding a deer, standing behind these big men, and roaring angrily, this roar carried a majestic true qi liliang, it was really ...... The sonic boom was a bit exaggerated, but within a radius of one mile, countless glasses were shattered.
For a time, the collective lost their voices......
The big men around the door were also shocked, the few closest to Zhang Haitong, the ear holes were even more popping with blood, and they were so shocked that their eardrums were broken, and they turned around one by one, and couldn't help but be scared stupid, of course, not by Zhang Haitong, but by the monster under his seat, such a big sika deer, definitely a monster, otherwise it would not be able to grow so big.
"Get out of the way of me, what are you doing around my door??" Zhang Haitong's temples jumped suddenly, and he waved an iron rod and pointed at these big men.
"Are you...... Are you Zhang Haitong?? A big man glanced at Zhang Haitong, and his eyes widened.
All the big men who heard this were also shocked, in their opinion, Zhang Haitong was in Beijing, and now the traffic is paralyzed, and there are monsters outside, he basically can't come back in this life, which Cheng thought, this person who everyone thinks will not come back in this life, has only come back in so many days.
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