The office building of the Construction Bureau has a total of 12 floors, only the seventh floor is the quietest, the office of the leader of the bureau in the south, and the Jihua Finance Office in the north, which are places where ordinary people dare not make loud noises.

Qinghe City is close to the sea, you have to eat the sea by the sea, Qinghe people are delicious and some famous, when they are poor, they are good to drink, what to drink, tea.

Therefore, Qinghe people's worship of numbers is a bit special, one and eight are not favorites, seven and nine are idols, in the Qinghe dialect, seven eat 100% of the same sound, there are seven to eat.

In Qinghe City, from the municipal party committee and government to the departments directly under the city, county and district organs, and even at the township level, as long as the office building is seven or more floors, the seventh floor must be occupied by the top leader of the building.

Of course, there must be exceptions to everything, the city, the CPPCC, the city old cadres association, the city religious association, they do not follow the principle of seven up and eight down, some are sunset, seven is useless, living long is the goal, nine is useful, nine long homonym, some are people outside the three realms and five elements, one, seven, eight, nine, want, eat, hair, long, should not be pursued, zero is suitable for him, zero is empty.

The office of Jihua's finance office is very quiet, through the small glass window on the door of the large office, Xiang Tianliang only sees the shadows of a person who is immersed in work, at least he is a little disappointed, standing outside the door, stretching his neck, he can't see the white, long, thin and tender jade legs that Chen Dabao said.

What's more, half of the small glass window, which is only 200 square centimeters in size, has a note pasted on it, and there are really not many places left for prying eyes.

Xiang Tianliang casually closed his gaze, glanced at the note on the small glass window, and immediately grinned.

"If it's a real gentleman, come in, don't come in."

This reminder is so interesting, aren't artificial gentlemen hypocrites, the humorous level of the Chinese ancestors who invented words is too high.

The gentleman is a hat, a big hat, the appearance is very bright, the inside is gorgeous, from ancient times to the present, with the gentleman's hat, people have to live a much more structured and comfortable life.

In fact, behind the hat of the gentleman, there is also a rope dragged, and the two ends of the rope are connected to heaven and hell respectively, so for human beings, the hat of the gentleman is actually not easy to wear, especially for modern people, the hat of the gentleman is the mantra on the head of Sun Wukong.

If you forget the rope hidden behind the gentleman, it is also likely to become a villain in the eyes of others, a person's growth process, one of which is like this, when you were a child, you were anxious to be intellectual, and solved one problem after another in the book, the teacher will praise you "really a smart child, usually like to use your brain", a sense of accomplishment arises spontaneously, when you grow up, when you draw a snake to add some crooked brains, and as a result, things are messed up, which is equivalent to playing the gentleman into a "gentleman's sword" Yue Buqun, and naturally usher in a heavy sense of frustration.

weishenme？ That's because you have forgotten that a gentleman is a hat, and at the same time a rope, which quietly binds you, me and him, and then allows a society or a piece of rivers and lakes to have a relatively normal order.

In the organs, the story of the battle of wits and courage between the bureaucrats and their own rules has existed since ancient times, and has never stopped, because there are always loopholes in the rules, and human wisdom always has room to rise, in a series of events that challenge the rules with small cleverness, it is actually irresponsible to judge with the attitude of a moralist, because this shijie is colorful, not black and white, from the perspective of officials, the formulation of rules is a matter of patting the head, and the use of rules is a true embodiment of ability.

Xiang Tianliang hates man-made gentlemen, and he has a choice in his heart, hypocrites and villains, he would rather be a frank villain.

He pushed the door open, bravely.

"Smack."

A plastic washbasin fell from the sky and buckled impartially on Xiang Tianliang's head.

The shredded paper in the plastic basin must have been carefully processed, not like snowflakes, but snow powder, a powder cut from paper, which immediately turned Xiang Tianliang into a white-haired old man.

"Giggle......

"Hee-hee-hee......"

"Here comes the big hero......"

"Welcome Heroes......"

Seven or eight beauties got up and turned around, all of them greeted each other with smiling faces, and the applause from their little hands was warm and loud.

Xiang Tianliang couldn't cry or laugh, this scene seems familiar, similar tragedies, he has encountered too much, dating back to high school, and the seven fairies headed by Xie Na fought wits and courage, there are no less than five records, the latest time, is the evening of March 18, in the Qinghe teahouse "ate" the flour of the seven fairies.

I haven't eaten paper powder before, but this time it's good, it's all right.

It's true, every time I suffer such a loss, my right ear will not be warned in advance, not only that, but occasionally, my left ear will gloat a few times, what kind of ear is this?

Needless to say, he was fooled, and there was a traitor around him, so he reported it to the beauties in advance.

That's undoubtedly Chen Dabao, fuck, this guy married a wife who had been an actor, and his acting skills have become smarter.

The note on the door that was pasted on the small glass window, Xiang Tianliang understood, it was deliberately reserved for himself, and it was a subtle method of agitation.

"Ladies and gentlemen, your way of welcoming you is really, really special." Xiang Tianliang said with a smile.

Laughing sunnyly, smiling gracefully, smiling as if he had entered a honeypot.

Yang Biqiao, deputy director of the finance department of Jihua, came over, she is the eldest sister here, she is forty-five years old this year, wearing professional clothes, but she looks only thirty-five, just looking at her face, she can definitely line up in the pile of beauties, but the tonnage is slightly larger, and her nickname "Yang Guifei" is very appropriate, it is said that Yang Guifei's figure is very plump.

"Xiao Xiang, don't you like the way we welcome?"

Xiang Tianliang said with a smile: "Sister Yang said that she laughed, I like this way of welcome, I like it so much." ”

"Giggle...... It's good to like it, it's good to like it. ”

Yang Biqiao leaned in, dusting the paper powder on Xiang Tianliang's body with his hands, and pressed the two mountains on his back.

Xiang Tianliang's heart trembled, and he immediately retracted his breath and held his breath, this girl's move is straightforward, and it can have a chemical effect.

"Girls, what are you still standing stupidly for, come over and help, Yu'er, you quickly report to the director, successfully capture a big hero, and ask her to come out for acceptance."

Suddenly, Xiang Tianliang fell into the flowers, fragrant, refreshing and fascinating, and the flower branches were sultry and crumbling.

Laughter filled the public office of Jihua's finance office.

Dizzy, five or six beauties surrounded Xiang Tianliang, this one twisted on your arm, that one grabbed on your ass, and there were those who were not "kind", take the opportunity to touch it in his most vulnerable place, and it suddenly showed its original shape.

In this formation, Yanagishita Hui is coming, and he will also become Yanagishita's death.

Suddenly, the beauties stopped moving.

Chen Meilan, the director of Jihua's finance department, came out, and like her subordinates, she stood at the door of her office in a suit and a skirt, blue and smiling.

Xiang Tianliang hurriedly broke out of the encirclement, walked over and said with a smile: "Hello Sister Chen." ”

Unexpectedly, Chen Meilan's face turned full, and she raised her hand and shouted: "Girls, old rules." ”

Xiang Tianliang was startled and stunned.

The youngest and shortest in the finance office was Lin Yu'er, and her voice was high and sharp at this time.

"Ascension ......"

Then, there was the chorus of all the beauties.

"Wei ...... Wu ......"

Then, after a few seconds of silence, Bai Man, the head of the Jihua section, took a notebook and read it clearly.

"After investigation, Xiang's Tianliang, since entering the Construction Bureau for 293 days, he has not seen the existence of my Jihua Finance Department, and from the future, I have been registered at the head of the mountain, and I have seriously despised the might of my office, and there are still ...... inappropriateness It is of a very bad nature, has a bad impact, and violates the relevant rules of our department, and this prosecutor recommends that the court impose severe punishment. ”

Xiang Tianliang is happy, but he still has to pretend to be serious on his face, this old rule is too interesting.

Yang Biqiao shouted: "Xiang Tianliang, are you guilty?" ”

"I, I'm wronged."

"Where is the injustice, and where is the vain?" Yang Biqiao is really decent.

Xiang Tianliang hurriedly said: "I have been to your finance office, and I have been here at least three or four times." ”

"Qubble." Yang Biqiao drank again, turned her head to Lin Yu'er and said, "Yu'er, you come on." ”

Lin Yu'er obviously wanted to laugh, and her little face was red, "Regarding the relevant regulations on Baishantou registration, the following behaviors are serious violations of discipline, those who do not come to register after entering the Construction Bureau for a month, those who come by the way, those who are hypocritical, those who come empty-handed, and those who deliberately ignore it...... Xiang Tianliang, did you hear clearly? ”

"Hear clearly, hear clearly." Xiang Tianliang smiled bitterly, only nodding his head.

Yang Biqiao asked, "Are you guilty?" ”

"I am convicted, I confess."

Bai Man said at this time: "Judge, the facts of this case are clear and the evidence is conclusive, and this prosecutor asks the court to severely punish Xiang Tianliang. ”

The so-called judges, there are three in total, Chen Meilan is in the center, Yang Biqiao is on the left, and there is one on the right, assistant to the director of the finance department of Jihua, the only female doctor in the city's planning and construction system.

Chen Meilan is still smiling, Bai Man is smiling implicitly, and although Yang Biqiao is also laughing, the words she said made Xiang Tianliang cry and laugh.

"In accordance with the relevant provisions, this court made the following judgments: first, to sentence Xiang Tianliang to treat guests once, and the standard shall not be less than 24 famous dishes; second, to sentence Xiang Tianliang to be responsible for buying breakfast for all members of the Jihua Finance Office for one week; third, to sentence Xiang Tianliang to fetch water for the Jihua Finance Office for one month; and fourth, to sentence Xiang Tianliang to corporal punishment of 120 boards...... This judgment is final and shall not be appealed, and shall be enforced immediately. ”

As soon as the words fell, the beauties on both sides pounced.

Xiang Tianliang was half caught off guard, half was half pushed, and as soon as the beauties got close, he fell to the floor, and the materials for the afternoon also flew out.

A full meal.