The big president is too black-bellied!

Lin Xiaoxi lay on the bed and couldn't help but send a text message to Li Yuzhe,

"Uncle Li, I'm sorry, I didn't know you had a fear of heights!"

Unexpectedly, Uncle Li quickly replied to the text message and said He,

"Verbal daoqian does not accept! Da"

Lin Xiaoxi was angry all of a sudden, and replied,

"And what do you want?"

"Give me back the 100,000 yuan in cash, and I'll forgive you!"

"Stingy ghost, think beautifully, if you want money, you have to die!"

What a domineering reply.

I didn't expect Uncle Li's reply to be even more absolute-

"Your life is useless, it's worthless!"

Lin Xiaoxi suddenly had the urge to be a villain with the three words Li Yuzhe on it, and then prick it with a needle.

Hmph, adults don't care about villains.

She has a lot of adults, and she doesn't have the same knowledge as him.

Lin Xiaoxi kept building up her mind, Zuihou still couldn't swallow this breath, picked up her mobile phone and dialed it directly,

Unexpectedly, Li Yuzhe actually pressed it.

Lin Xiaoxi then sent another text message,

"Hmph, what are you doing, don't dare to answer the electricity. Huh? ”

"On the toilet!" Li Yuzhe replied.

Lin Xiaoxi was directly speechless, with a black line at one end.

After Li Yumin returned to the bedroom from the study, he saw Lin Xiaoxi's little face wrinkled, and he was biting at all, as if he was about to bite.

"What's wrong? Who messed with you? Li Yumin asked with a smile.

"Husband, what do you say you want to do with the villain?"

"Who's the villain?"

"What should you tell me first?"

"It depends on the situation, either you are better than him, otherwise you can only be smaller than him!"

"Husband, you're too wise.

I'm just going to be smaller than him! Lin Xiaoxi's battle index suddenly soared upward!

is stronger, she is definitely not as good as Uncle Li.

But she can compare with Uncle Li to a villain.

It's really not good, doesn't she still have a big backer like her husband?

Li Yumin looked at Lin Xiaoxi's rich expression, thinking about the guy who provoked her, it was estimated that he was going to be unlucky.

"Have you taken a shower?"

"I've washed it, and when you're done, I'll be able to do sit-ups."

"You can do it yourself, you don't have to wait for me."

"No, if I do it myself, you don't see it, and if you don't admit it when the time comes, I'll do it in vain."

"Revolution depends on self-consciousness!"

"Okay, I'll be self-conscious from then on." Lin Xiaoxi immediately said with a smile.

Does that mean she won't have to do it in the future?

If the president asked, she would directly say that she had already done it.

Lin Xiaoxi had a wishful thinking in his heart.

"Then let's wait until I'm done with the shower!" Li Yumin touched his nose and said, then walked towards the bathroom.

"Weishenme?" Lin Xiaoxi's head drooped down and asked.

"Because your expression tells me that you plan to be lazy in the future!"

"Is it that obvious?" Lin Xiaoxi couldn't help but touch his face and muttered.

Li Yumin didn't respond to her, and walked into the bathroom with a low chuckle.

Lin Xiaoxi was lying on the bed, in the shape of a corpse.

Isn't it just thirty sit-ups, who's afraid of whom!

By the way, the president's review book has not yet been handed in!

I'll wait for him to come out, and remember to ask him for it.

Lin Xiaoxi reminded herself.

I had nothing to do, so I just lay on the bed and memorized ancient poems.

memorized until the president came out of the bathroom, and Lin Xiaoxi happened to memorize "Song of Long Hatred".

Turning his head, he just saw the president walking out of the bathroom,

So I blurted out the next verse -

The spring cold bathes in Huaqing Pool, and the hot spring water is slippery and creamy.

The waiter helped up the delicate and weak, and it was the time of the new inheritance.

Li Yumin raised his eyebrows, a little crying and laughing.

When he is Yang Guifei!

Lin Xiaoxi couldn't help but chuckle.

"I'm having fun flirting!" Li Yumin walked over and said.

"yes!" Lin Xiaoxi replied with a smile.

The next second, I realized that my reaction seemed to be a little gloating.

So he hurriedly changed his words and said,

"It's not flirting, it's appreciation!"

"Appreciate what?"

"Admire the beautiful man of my husband out of the bath!" After Lin Xiaoxi finished speaking, he hid towards the other side of the bed.

But apparently the action is not as fast as that of the big president.

A hand was pulled.

Lin Xiaoxi hurriedly begged for mercy,

"Husband, I was wrong, I won't dare in the future."

"What's wrong?" Li Yumin pulled her back to his side and asked with a smile.

"You shouldn't be flirting with your husband!" Lin Xiaoxi humbly admitted his mistake.

"Really? Welcome to flirt! ”

"Huh? Still don't. Lin Xiaoxi waved his hand and said.

"Sure not!"

"Sure!"

"Then I'll change me!"

"Huh?" Lin Xiaoxi reacted in the next second, and curled up all over his body while avoiding Li Yumin's hand, while smiling and begging for mercy with a little out of breath, "Husband, I was wrong, husband, spare me!" ”

"Do you want it next time?"

"Don't do it!"

"Huh?" Keep tickling.

"Haha, yes, yes, yes!" Lin Xiaoxi hurriedly changed his words.

"Do you want it or not?"

"Should I want it or should I not?"

"What do you say?"

"I don't know, what does my husband mean?"

"Then wait until you think clearly!" After Li Yumin finished speaking, he was about to do it again.

Lin Xiaoxi immediately screamed and said,

"Yes!"

"What do you want?" Li Yumin asked with a smile.

Lin Xiaoxi was also a little confused!

Oh, yes?

What do you want?

Oh yes, to flirt with your husband!

It's also weird.

So Lin Xiaoxi replied writhingly,

"To ...... Husband! ”

"What, I didn't hear clearly!"

"I want that husband!"

"Are you sure?"

"Sure!"

"It's up to you." After Li Yumin finished speaking, he turned off the light, and as soon as he held his hand, Lin Xiaoxi turned over and lay on Li Yumin's body.

Lin Xiaoxi's eyes widened suddenly, and he couldn't figure out the situation.

After Li Yumin let go of her lips, she asked in a daze,

"Husband, what are you doing?"

"Don't you want me? Then behave well! ”

"I ...... When did I say I wanted you? ”

"Don't you want me?"

"No, I mean, I didn't say I was going to do this!"

"You didn't say that you wanted that husband just now!"

"Yes!"

"That's not over, don't you usually like to use that instead. Love those two words? ”

Lin Xiaoxi suddenly lay on Li Yumin's body and couldn't move.

"Husband, I was wrong. The one I just said didn't mean that. ”

"And what do you mean by that?"

"That's a flirtation!"

"So you're going to tease me?"

"Yes!"

"Then go ahead!"

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It's completely a chicken-and-duck conversation.

And why is the conversation between the two so ambiguous, so spring-like......

Well, I can't remember anything.

By the way, what about the review book?

What about the review book?

It's just that this thought flashed through Lin Xiaoxi's mind.

The next step is to do what you have to do.

It's Monday morning again!

One of the most painful mornings of the week.

Lin Xiaoxi got up from the quilt in pain, squinted and got out of bed, and went into the bathroom to wash.

"Husband!"

"Huh?" Li Yumin, who was peeing, responded.

"You don't talk much." Lin Xiaoxi protested while squeezing the toothpaste.

"What doesn't count?" Li Yumin, who flushed the toilet and came over to wash his hands, asked.

"You promised me to do it only once!" Lin Xiaoxi protested.

"Once a day, exactly seven times a week, and yesterday I just made up for what I didn't do before." Li Yumin responded lightly.

"This can be made up!" Lin Xiaoxi said dumbfounded.

"Or do you want to make up for it at the end of the month?" Li Yumin asked rhetorically.

"When I didn't say anything!" Lin Xiaoxi immediately said and began to brush his teeth.

When he washed up and changed his clothes, Lin Xiaoxi finally remembered that very important thing.

"Husband, review the book!"

"Hmm!"

Hmmmmm again!

"I'm going to do it this morning!" Lin Xiaoxi's human nature is unreasonable once.

"It's written, in the study, I'll give it to you!" Li Yumin glanced at her.

"Really?" Lin Xiaoxi looked at the president in disbelief, "Handwriting, and then 20,000 words?" ”

"Yes! If you're not sure, count letter by letter! After Li Yumin finished speaking, he just changed his clothes and walked out of the dressing room.

How long will she count 20,000 words!

The point is that weishenme will have letters?

Could it be that the president can't write Chinese characters and uses pinyin instead?

No way!

With great doubts, Lin Xiaoxi changed his clothes and walked out of the dressing room.

The president is not in the bedroom at this time!

I actually ran away!

Lin Xiaoxi packed his bag and was about to go after the review book.

The president went back to the bedroom and handed her a few pieces of paper.

Handwritten correctly!

There should be 20,000 letters or words.

Because it's densely packed with several pages!

But the crux of the matter, why didn't she understand a word!

"Husband, is this English?" Lin Xiaoxi asked in confusion.

"No, it's French! Take your time! Li Yumin lowered his head and pecked Lin Xiaoxi's slightly open lips and said, and then walked out of the bedroom.

"French?" Lin Xiaoxi was stunned for a moment.

reacted in the next second and chased out with a bag.

"Husband, I don't know French!" Lin Xiaoxi hurriedly said.

"It's okay, there are a lot of translation software on the Internet now, you can check it slowly!" Li Yumin smiled and reassured.

"How can this be, I don't know French, why do you write French!" Lin Xiaoxi protested indignantly.

"You don't seem to have stipulated that I can only write Chinese.

So whatever is easy to write, you can write!

Or if there is a next time, you can be more specific. After Li Yumin finished speaking, he went downstairs directly.

Lin Xiaoxi suddenly wanted to cry without tears.

How could you do this to her!

The big president is too black-bellied and too bad.

Bullied her for not knowing French.

Write a review book in French.

Then where did he go to copy an article, make up 20,000 words, and she couldn't understand it!

It's too bullying.

Lin Xiaoxi went downstairs while sneering in his heart.

After walking a few steps up the stairs,

Lin Xiaoxi asked again,

"Husband, are you sure this is a review book you wrote, not something copied from anywhere!"

"Pretty sure, you can translate it and read it slowly!

If you have any questions, feel free to come to me! ”

"Then can you directly help me translate into Chinese?"

"Yes, as long as you pay!"

"How much?"

"Do you want it to be spoken or written."

"Write it!"

"That would take me about half an hour, or an hour if rounded.

Count you 100,000 yuan! ”

"You rob it!" Lin Xiaoxi blurted out.

finally empathized, why Uncle Li would say that she was robbing.

That's how she feels!

"What do you say?" Li Yumin asked rhetorically with a smile.

"Forget it, I'd better translate it myself slowly."

"You'd better not show this kind of thing to outsiders, you can ask me if you don't understand the words, and charge by piece."

"No, I can do it myself!" After Lin Xiaoxi finished speaking, he folded the review book and put it in his bag.

Fight with profiteers like the president.

She definitely couldn't fight him.

But didn't the big president teach her?

The way to deal with the villain is not to be stronger than him, but to be more villainous than him.

So next time, if the big president asks her to write a review.

She wrote him a bird language.

He couldn't find translation software on the Internet!

After going downstairs, I actually saw Uncle Li sitting in the living room, reading the newspaper leisurely.

"Uncle, you're okay!" Lin Xiaoxi suddenly said excitedly.

"yes, it's fine!" Li Yuzhe gritted his teeth and responded.

"Uncle, don't be so stingy, I didn't mean to. If I knew you had a fear of heights, I wouldn't have told Meadow to ask her to go to the amusement park! Lin Xiaoxi said as he laughed very insincerely.

Well, she thought about the pictures that Meadow had sent her, and she couldn't help but be a little silent.

"You're gloating!"

"No, I just sympathize with you!" After Lin Xiaoxi finished speaking, he saw Li Yuzhejun's face darken. "Uncle, don't be so stingy, it's a big deal that I'll invite you to dinner at noon, and I'll be with you!"

"Okay, you will invite you at noon, I will set the location!"

"It's too expensive, I can't afford it." Lin Xiaoxi said immediately.

"Don't worry, it won't be expensive!" Li Yuzhe responded.

Lin Xiaoxi couldn't help but give a cold war, because Uncle Li didn't smile at his skin, how could he be so similar to the big president!

Isn't it true that profiteers all look the same virtuous!

"Oh!" Lin Xiaoxi nodded, put the bag on the sofa, and walked into the kitchen to help her mother-in-law prepare breakfast.

In the living room, Li Yumin reminded lightly,

"Xiaozhe, don't worry about your sister-in-law."

He has never interfered in the war between his uncle and sister-in-law, but this time it is obvious that Xiaoxi has provoked Xiaozhe.

"Don't worry, I can't really take my sister-in-law!

Otherwise, my sister-in-law wouldn't have to invite me to lunch.

Big brother, return me the money I made the wrong transfer last time! Li Yuzhe smiled and discussed with his eldest brother.

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