Chapter 2 The Lord is still alive
Jiangtan Police Station in the north of the city.
Li Man looked at the man in front of her who made her despise, her eyebrows frowned slightly, how dirty was the whole body of this guy in front of her, even the most shabby beggar on the road was much stronger than him.
The foul smell vaguely dispersed, and the policemen on duty in the station were also contemplating and holding their breath, and they instantly dispersed, and they all avoided it.
Looking at Qin Feng again, after making a fuss for a while, this guy seems to have accepted the reality, and I have to say that Qin Feng's psychological quality is quite strong. If it comes, it will be safe. This guy is ready to break the jar and break it.
In his opinion, the hell in front of him seemed to be much better than people's legends, at least until this time, he had not seen those ugly things, he had not gone up the knife mountain, went down to the sea of fire, and was not thrown into the oil pot to be fried. He's still fine, intact. For him, that's enough.
This guy looked at the strange world in front of him with a pair of black eyes, and from time to time his eyes flashed with surprise and even shock.
So much so that later, he stood up directly, looking east, touching west, having fun, and from time to time his mouth made some strange words. The appearance of the local chicken is a little more than that of Grandma Liu who entered the Grand View Garden.
Especially when he saw the TV in the corner of the office playing a magnificent scene of a certain section of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms firing ten thousand arrows together, this guy screamed "My life is over" in front of the public, and he was directly frightened and fell to the ground, as if the crossbow was attacking him. This move made the police on night duty in the station laugh too.
In fact, all the police regarded Qin Feng as a patient who had escaped from a mental hospital. Of course, this does not include Li Man.
For the strange man in front of her, her heart was full of doubts.
If he really has a mental illness problem, but just now he peeked at his own color blank, which is definitely not something that a mentally ill person can do. And this guy's eyes are unusually active, which can be described as bright, and there is no dementia at all for a psychopath. So Li Man concluded that this guy's head was normal. This is also the reason why colleagues suggested that Li Man transfer him to Castle Peak Psychiatric Hospital, but Li Man did not agree.
As for why he is like this, Li Man racked his brains, but there was no way to know.
Seeing Qin Feng's more and more living treasure-like performance, Li Man couldn't stand it anymore.
She opened her mouth and said, "Xiao Zhao, take him to the bathhouse to wash up, and find a set of clean clothes for him to change by the way!" ”
When Zhao Kai heard this, he felt bitter in his heart! It's a little more bitter than swallowing a lot of coptis. However, he couldn't refuse the request of Officer Li, so he had to accept it with a bitter face.
in the bathroom.
Qin Feng cried with a sad face, and his voice was a little choked: "Brother Zhao, did I really go to hell, did I really die?" ”
Zhao Kai saw that this guy began to talk crazy again, and replied casually with some impatience: "Death? If you're really dead, you'll still be able to bathe here? Officer Lee was angry. I"
Before Zhao Kai finished speaking, he saw a figure jump out of the bath with a "swish", hugged him like a monkey climbing a tree, and said with a fire in his mouth: "Zhao--Brother Zhao, do you mean I-I'm not dead?" I-I'm still alive? ”
Zhao Kai was splashed with water by this guy, and he was naturally depressed in his heart, plus he was a big man, and he was held by another naked big man, what was going on?
Zhao Kai quickly got goosebumps all over his body, and almost instantly wanted to push the guy in front of him away, but the guy hugged him too tightly, and Zhao Kai couldn't separate him from himself.
In order to free himself, he had to nod again and smile bitterly: "Yes, you are not dead!" In his mouth, he secretly slandered in his heart, this guy must have escaped from a mental hospital, otherwise how could a normal person behave such a strange way.
"Y-you didn't lie to me?" Qin Feng naturally didn't see Zhao Kai's thoughts, because he was too excited, his voice actually had a little trill. The two eyes were as big as cowbells, staring at Zhao Kai, who was close to him, and the sharp eyes seemed to penetrate Zhao Kai and see him in his heart.
After all, in the eyes of Qin Daguan, it is better to die than to live, as long as you live, there is hope for everything! There is no major event in life except death, this has always been Qin Feng's philosophy of life.
Zhao Kai was so entangled by this guy that he was about to cry, he nodded again and again, and said with great certainty: "No, absolutely not, you live well!" ”
"Lao Tzu is not dead, Lao Tzu is still alive, wahahahaha-" As soon as Zhao Kai's words fell, there was an earth-shattering, deafening and crazy laughter in the bathhouse, which penetrated the roof and resounded over the entire Jiangtan Police Station, echoing for a long time, and the aftermath was endless
And Zhao Kai was so frightened that he sat on the ground, looking at Qin Feng who was naked in front of him, jumping and jumping, happy as if he had picked up a gold ingot, Zhao Kai's face was stunned, his right hand was a little trembling and wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, his eyes were full of puzzlement.
The world of the mentally ill is not understood by the average person!
It was easy to calm down his emotions, but when he saw that guy rushing over again, Zhao Kai instinctively wanted to escape, but Qin Feng's speed was too fast, and Zhao Kai fell into Qin Feng's clutches again like a poor chicken!
"Brother Zhao, in this way, you are not the tolerance of Lord Hades?"
"Brother Zhao, where is this place?"
"Brother Zhao, is the emperor still alive?"
"Brother Zhao, what year is it now?"
A series of bizarre questions rang in Zhao Kai's ears like popping beans, and Zhao Kai wanted to die.
What the hell is this TMD?
I really didn't look at the imperial calendar when I went out today, and I met such a plague god!
However, he was under his control, no matter how unwilling and wronged Officer Zhao was, he had to answer the questions that seemed quite absurd to him one by one, so that he could send away this mentally ill uncle as soon as possible and settle down cleanly.
From Zhao Kai's answer, Qin Feng finally understood that he had come to more than a thousand years later, and this dog said that God was too good at mischief.
And the one in front of him is not the tolerance of the Lord of Hades, but the catch after more than a thousand years.
This guy was stupid, lying in the bath in a daze, quietly digesting the information that could be called an explosion from Zhao Kai's mouth
Zhao Kai saw that he was quiet, so he naturally didn't dare to stay any longer, and slipped out of the bathroom as if he was running away
Qin Feng washed it clean, changed into the clothes brought by Zhao Kai, tossed for a while, and finally dressed neatly, and took a few photos of the "glass mirror" that Zhao Kai said, and a "beautiful man" suddenly appeared in the mirror. Although the skin was slightly darker, it did not hinder the aesthetics of Qin Daguan in the slightest.
For his image, Doctor Qin was quite satisfied.
At the same time, he had to admit that this glass mirror was thousands of times better than the bronze mirror used in the Tang Dynasty.
If it weren't for the fact that the glass mirror was too big to carry, it would be inconvenient to carry, and this guy really wanted to take it down and take it away. After all, such a good thing, not taking it really doesn't conform to the code of conduct of Great Doctor Qin.
After grinding in front of the glass mirror for a long time, Qin Feng finally gritted his teeth, stomped his feet, turned around and walked out of the bathroom with a face full of regret, easily jumped over the wall outside the bathroom, and disappeared into the night
In the worldview of the great doctor Qin, this fast house is not an auspicious place, so it is better to leave early to save yourself from bad luck.